#im FERAL SHHHH

[littlemisslol-fic]

Okay anyways varigo makes me fucking deranged and I'm too insane to articulate why properly so here's a long ramble I posted to discord that makes about zero sense unless you're me:

HUGO:

Hugo fucking LOVES that varian is so damn assertive, and unafraid to know/be EXACTLY what varian wants to be. He's so used to wishy washy shit, where EVERYONE has a secret motive and everyones trying to play each other. So to just be allowed to be himself, and to be with varian, is something that's frighteningly new to him and he loves the experience of it. It's having the space in their relationship to work together and build something that neither of them fully know what's going to be the end product, but that's okay, because they'll have built it together.

He loves that varian is SCARY smart, and not really one to hide that fact, but also there's no like... huge ego to it, because that's another thing Hugo's dealt a lot with, is EGO. Like varian will kinda think he's more capable than he is sometimes, but its never out of pure blind egoism, its out of lack of experience. He loves that varian can and WILL stand up for what he thinks is right, that strong moral compass built up from a long time of suffering. It would have been so easy for varian to be bitter, and jaded, but he's not, and Hugo think's its something amazing that varian is willing to help pull hugo of all people, out of the gutter with him. Idk I think hugo's VERY attracted to someone who has a strong sense of self, and an unwillingness to HIDE said self

VARIAN:

Not to be morbid but I think varian kinda... stopped laughing, after the shit with his dad and getting a job and Growing Up (TM) so he still had a few fun times but for the most part no one could really make him like WHOLE SEND laugh his ass of... until Hugo skdfsjkdf like I think that Hugo's sense of dry humor just gets him EVERY TIME and makes him nearly screech with laughter. Even when he's had a rough day, and feels like everything's crumbling, hugo can at least pull a giggle outta him!!!

ALSO I think he likes kinda knowing that under that sassy boy is a soft heart, and knowing that it's something to cherish and take care of is important to varian, like he knows that it's a part of hugo that doesn't get shared often, so to know that he's been trusted with this piece of hugo is something precious to varian.

He likes that hugos willing to let varian fumble, to let him discover how to be in a relationship without judging varian for lack of experience, while also not holding his hand. I think Varian’s used to being kinda talked over/slightllllyyy patronized since all his Corona friends are like a decade older than him. Its not malicious, just the age gap thing showing, but Varian never really gets that from Hugo in terms of their relationship status. Hugo's patient with a lot of things, but never a doormat, and varian appreciates that hugos willing to make it a more even playing field between them.

LONG STORY SHORT:

Varian loves hugo for his patience, and his humor, and his willingness to trust even after all this time.

Hugo loves Varian because Varian is self assured without being egotistical, and because he's genuine in everything he does

I CARE THEM VERY MUCH OKAY BYE

[astros-arts-inthestars]

Wait actually blorbo brainrot is here for real

She's so unhinged I love her she's great she's fantastic she's so cool All Hail The Scarlet Witch

Used Line Extraction for this I tried my best thank you

[cozage]

hi there! if ure comfy, maybe ace and somno of youre comfortable w/ that kink 👉👈 either being the one asleep or the one acting upon it if that make sense!

A/N: Absolute FILTH. I love it. you get both :) because im feral for this man Characters: fem reader x Ace Cw: NSFW- Minors pls leave, consented somnophillia (fucking someone while they’re asleep) from both parties, orgasms, creampie, praising Total word count: 1k

Just Keep Going

“You literally fell asleep on me last night!” you whined. Luckily it was only the two of you at the breakfast table. “I was so close and then suddenly you’re asleep on the bed!”

Ace shrugged. “I can’t help it, sometimes that just happens.”

“In the middle of-!”

“I’ll tell you what,” Ace sighed, leaning in close so only you could hear him. “Next time, just keep going until you finish, okay?” he purred, his voice sweet in your ear. “As long as I can do the same when I wake up.”

Your mind raced, thinking about the possibilities that came with this agreement. The thought made a shiver run down your spine. “Deal.”

--

“Fuck,” you moaned out, grinding against him to push his cock deeper inside your cunt as you sat atop him. “Ace, right there-”

Soft snores filled your ears, and you peeked down at Ace to find his eyes shut.

“Oh, you bastard,” you whispered harshly. “Wake up!”

You leaned down, kissing his jawline and his neck, trying to stir him back to consciousness. But when Ace was asleep, he was dead to the world. 

Still, his thick cock was erect inside you, and as you slowly moved up and down, you couldn’t help but think back to what he had said the other day. He would get his turn. Now you wanted yours. 

You picked up the pace, finding just the right angle for his tip to kiss your sensitive spot. You couldn’t help but let out soft moans at the delightful feeling, and your own fingers trailed down to rub circles against your clit, causing you to tighten more around him. 

The combined feelings were too intense, and ecstasy washed over you as you spasmed around his cock, still perked inside you. You rocked against him slowly, trying to draw out your orgasm as long as you could. 

When you finally pulled yourself off of him, you could see he was coated in your slick, and you ached to go another round. But you didn’t want to be greedy, so you settled against his warm body, skin to skin, and fell asleep. 

--

Ace woke with a start, trying to thrust into a body that was no longer on top of him. He must’ve fallen asleep again, and he cursed himself for being so careless.

But he could feel your body next to him, curled into his side. He could see you illuminated by the moonlight, your body not obstructed by any pesky clothing. 

Fuck, he wanted you. 

Trying his best not to wake you, he pulled himself away from you, and then positioned himself over top of you. 

He bent down, gently sucking on your neck and moving lower to your breasts. His lips covered your nipple and his tongue swiped across it, causing it to perk up. 

You let out a soft moan in response, shifting in the bed underneath him so you were now laying on your back. 

God, you looked so pretty laid out like that for him, ripe for the taking. He gently guided your legs apart, and was thrilled to find a pool of wetness already forming there. 

“Even asleep, you’re so eager,” he whispered, placing little kisses across your breasts. 

“Ace?” You mumbled, eyelids fluttering softly. 

“Shhhh, go back to sleep,” he cooed, brushing your hair out of your face. “It’s all right.”

You let out a wordless grumble in response, but your body stilled, and he waited a few moments before he continued. 

He guided your legs just far enough apart for him to move between them, and then slowly pushed himself inside of you. He watched your face carefully for any signs of motion. Every time your face twitched, he paused and waited for you to adjust. But even asleep, you took him so well.  

He tried to go slow, he really did. The last thing he wanted to do was wake you. He moved slowly, resisting the urge to bottom out and fill you to the brim. And he was doing well controlling his urges, for the most part.

And then you let out the cutest little whimper, and he felt your walls contract around him for just an instant. And he couldn’t hold back anymore. 

“Fuck,” he whispered, pushing himself fully into you. He gently bit down against your shoulder, trying to keep himself from moaning any louder. 

His hips moved on their own; he was unable to stop them, and the sound of skin slapping against skin filled the room. 

“Ace?” you whined, groggy and confused. 

“I’m sorry baby,” he whispered, kissing your forehead. “I didn’t mean to wake you. I just-fuck-”

Your walls tightened around him again, and he could feel your hips moving under him to try and get him deeper inside you. 

Fingernails raked against his back as you attempted to ground yourself. You loved this feeling, being woken up to Ace’s cock pounding into you relentlessly. Your head spun as he fucked you deeper and harder, letting all care go now that he knew you were awake.

You were close, and you knew he was too. His rhythm was starting to get erratic and unsteady. You clenched around him, your fingernails digging deeper into his back, and finally a wave of relief washed over you. 

Your own orgasm must’ve sparked his, because a moment later you felt him stutter inside of you, filling you with his seed. He let out a long, shaky breath; the two of you relishing in your high together. 

“Shit,” he whispered, covering your face with kissing as you gave him a sleepy giggle. “Sorry to wake you.”

“Don’t be sorry,” you murmured. “I think I found my new favorite way to wake up.”

[plantboiart]

Hello. List of what animals I believe each just roll with it pc I know would be. I am objectively correct but if you disagree please tell me anyways I crave other people’s opinions to steal.

Riptide

Jay: a bird, obviously. Saying she’s a jaybird is easy and low hanging fruit and extremely valid. Personally I think she’s maybe a corvid since very smart but also absolute fucking menace. Honestly? Could be a seagull. Loud and lives near water and also smart but also? Absolutely insane. Yeah sure I could say she’s something cool like an eagle or whatever but I think in our hearts we all know she’s a seagull.

Gillion: of course he is a sea creature! But what kind? Fish. More specifically? Swordfish. Of course. What else could he be (he could be a shark but shhhh im saving that one for later)

Chip: the bastard man himself! Which animals are the biggest bastards? Raccoons. Yes I am basic. He’s either a raccoon or a little dog. I am specifically thinking my mom’s 11 year old small dog who yells at men and tries to pick a fight with every single dog that is larger than her. That’s some Chip energy right there.

Goobleck: bro who knows like what the hell is that thing i do not. Hes whatever he ate most recently. Bros fursona is just straight up slime. He is an enigma.

Prime defenders (+Ashe I don’t care that technically he was just a guest he deserves to be here)

William: ravens, black cats, bats, butterflies, snakes, crows. All associated with death which makes sense for our little ghost guy! But of course we can’t forget wolves! He has two wolves inside of him after all. But also? He is not cool enough to be a wolf. That man is a black cat with a dream and sharp sharp claws.

Vyncent: I think it would be funny to call him a rat. Since he eats them. And also he just kinda is a rat. But no, I believe he is a deer. Don’t really know why, just….. vibes.

Dakota: my beloved son. He’s a yappy little dog. Bouncing all over the place and screaming at evil-doers. I believe in him.

Ashe: strong cat energy. Is william already a cat? Yes. But so is ashe. He’s like a fully gray cat with short hair :)

Apotheosis

Rumi/Elena: fox! Because Sunny :) also because I can’t really think of an animal that would be a good representation for an identity crisis

Peter: “lizard” no. Peter Sqloint is a mouse. Just a lil guy. I’m right fuck you he. Is. A. Mouse.

Thanatos: spider! Kinda scary and lots of people dont like but in reality just an awesome dude. Shoutout to my friend’s pet spider Mörkö I love them

Blood in the bayou

Rolan: shark!!!! Im right and i need to say it. That man is a fucking shark. I love sharks. Sharks are generally misunderstood as violent and evil but they are just lil guys. Fits Rolan being an evil alien monster but just also a lawyer. (Also i just really like sharks)

Rand: y’all ever cry about pigeons? How we domesticated them and then abandoned them when we didnt need them anymore? How they dont even know how to make proper nests because they didnt need to for so long? Yeah. Im normal about this campaign.

Kian: he’s so hard to figure out because like…….. honestly? In canon? Weve got no fucking clue what his personality is actually like. We dont get a single moment with all the masks off and just the person underneath. The closest we get is him admitting that hes not really a rockstar and even that is so short and just. Auehgeh. This is why im obsessed with him btw i love a mystery i know will never be solved. Also so much room for headcanons. Is he a cat? A butterfly? A dog? A snake? A songbird? A dove? Something else? I dont know!! Lets go with a moth

The suckening

They are all cats. I mean c’mon. Emizel is a feral street cat that hisses at everyone who gets too close. Shilo is an indoor cat with an anxiety disorder. Arthur is their mother. Im correct.

[mondaymelon]

I drew your oc🔥🔥

Sorry if it's not as slay as yours

My pronounce is he because i will never be him (you)

ELY. ELY ORKSKWLJEJDKSKJSHEJDHKAKA E L Y . YOU ARE SO COOL I LOVE YOU SKAHSIOSJ 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IM SO FERAL FOR YOUR ART YOU MADE HIM SO PRETTYYYYYY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ WAAUAUAHHAHAGH ( UGLY SOBS )

shhhh. it’s very slay.

on a separate topic I drew him again a couple days ago so t a d a 😋😋

this is his bedazzled version LMAO

[torialefay]

pls tell me you saw the workout vids, he was serious when he said he'd go for 200kg next and that he wants to 'be able to pick us up with one hand' or whatever like mate means business

(also i may or may not have many thoughts about being manhandled by him and that he'd be into that but shhhh)

oh he's going for 200. i have a feeling we're gonna see a very bufffff channie in a couple of months. it makes me fucking feral at the thought of it. esp bc he said he's been eating more, so hopefully more protein and stuff. which turns me on SO BAD bc like idk i just love knowing that he's making sure to take care of himself and fueling his body and making sure he feels full. like that's a whole ass responsible man right there. and even though i love him skinny or buff, i think i'll die when he gets bigger. like will fucking vomit at how badly i want him and can't control it. like just THINKING about it, i'd ovulate if i wasn't on birth control. this would trigger ovulation i'm telling you.

not to mention higher muscle mass in men means more testosterone production. and typically, more testosterone production means higher sex drive. like this guy... if we thought his flirting was bad BEFORE, if he gets buff as hell, we don't stand a chance. not a goddamn chance. i swear to you he will get off on flirting with us im not even kidding. bc he knows what he does to us. even now, he knows what he's doing by sending us all these videos and talking ab him working out. i have a feeling that whenever he gets pretty big, he's gonna start sharing more pics with us. mans needs that validation but tbh i'll give it to him 🤤🤤

[mechadria]

im going feral help i thought about bruno for two seconds too long and now i wanna do at least a slow burn and a direct route with him but no i still have access to (shhhh) so i gotta focus on that and also i have two international flights tmrw imma be a bit busy

[just-watching-dont-worry]

adhd agent mega is a headcanon i hold so dear.

i project onto him so hard so it's always fun when i see a post discussing the headcanon. im ether going feral or just going "i do that :D"(it's both most of the time but shhhh)

[midchelle]

Top five photos of the beatles that you would put in your wallet 😌

5 did you know that when he smiles at the ground it makes me go feral

4 my girl looks so good im gonna moan and throw up

3 who told them they were allowed to look like this…

2 shhhh don’t tell him he’s in his flop era. it’s okay babe at least you’re still cute

1 sad ginger cunt I love you forever

[itsleese]

if leese is hyperfixating on makki now & is also in love with mattsun does this mean leese has thought about what a makki mattsun threesome would be like 👀

leese started with the threesome and then moved to makki, so yes.

[mph-feral]

Pirate/buckaneer outfit I made, mainly for a Discord server event, + a few screenshots I took with it that I’m kinda proud of!

I’ve made an outfit for every event we’ve done (except one time, oops-) and I’m pretty pleased with this one even if it’s simple ^^

The littlest picaroon

[bakatenshii]

i love the fact that you say a lot of stuff in the tags like it’s vv cute <3

AHHHH mownin mownin (i guess its noon now for me tho hehe) IM GLAD U ENJOY THEM EEEp im blushing, I really just vomit all my thoughts and words into there because I have so much to say but I don’t wanna clog every ask/post with like mile long comments so hehe IM GLAD U LIKE ITTTT AHHH MAKES ME SHY (๑ּగ⌄ּగ๑)

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

"Fangdad" I'm soft uwu

Haha awww, he is best Fangdad!!!!! I’m so glad you enjoyed my nonsensing uwuwuwu 💕💕💕💕💕

[quirkycritters]

Sunlit Creek

[tophthedaydreamer]

Guess who watched a few episodes of The Owl House and then immediately sat down and made a semi-self insert/OC?? me. i did :P

This is Berlin “Linnie” Lockley. A quirky, shy student at Hexside on the healing track. She’s a vampire :DDD! Because of this, she takes an elixir to quell her vampiric urges (so she doesn’t start munching on her fellow students). While she comes off as creepy to others, Berlin’s actually a pretty cool friend. Habits include fidgeting, hiding in the library, and infodumping about abandoned theme parks. 

[wrathlead]

It be like that sometimes