#im a LIBRARIAN
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#im a fuckin dumbass#''what am i supposed to do with my life???? 😭''#gurl#you love language and literacy and writing and communication and reading#you love gathering information#you want to make a tangible difference in the lives of the people around you/serve your community/serve a higher purpose#than generating profit#you love kids#you are very competent with tech and have high attention to detail and have mechanical accumen#you're good at making plans to execute a process smoothly#im a LIBRARIAN#benafflecksmoking.jpg#AND it's a government job which has a sliver of political service to it#like so many communities do voting and dropboxes at libraries#i am a FOOL#it's so obvious i GREW UP in public libraries and it was hugely important to my personal and academic development#this is like. i think this is it.#i have always felt so lost and adrift about what i should do for a degree or a career#but uh#that might actually be the thing#and it'll have more interaction with the public than i would probably like but i think i would feel so much better about it when#a) i am not being pressured to sell them anything and b) i feel like I'm genuinely helping people who need it#rather than serving the entertainment needs of the wealthy#there's a degree between me and this career path but i genuinely think i could do this#ohhhh boy much to think about 😳
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I've just read Neil Gaiman's "The Ocean at the End of the Lane" and it is the first book I've read in a long time that I did not have to force myself to read, or struggle to focus while doing so.
All while reading, I had a feeling of something ominous lurking nearby while simultaneously feeling immensely peaceful. Having finished the book, I feel contented and that I must now sit with these thoughts and feelings before moving on to another book.
All to say, I've not read a book in a day in many years, and it was a wonderful experience. I definitely recommend this book, though I can't exactly articulate why.
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All I want to do is stay home and read but I gotta go to work and make sure other people have access to things to read....
#im a librarian#all those books!#and no reading to be done!#this isnt a complaint actually i love my job#but i DO want to stay home and read
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imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions
#and THEN first thing in the morning you find the goblin teen paralyzed in the courtyard#anyway im rewatching fhsy in preparation for junior year and WHAT a trip#the way garthy just casually refers to ayda as the librarian of the compass points library#THATS YOUR MOM/DAUGHTER#my HEART#also god i love sandra lynn so much#AND tracker#AND ragh#AND each and every one of the bad kids#missed them <3 <3 <3#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high: sophmore year#fhsy#d20 fhsy#garthy obrien#original
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how to scare a goody two-shoes ravenclaw 👵🏻
#based on a scene from chap 4 of my fic ( lowkey its kinda giving “or worse... EXPELLED”)#inferi and spiders and dark wizards?? w.e.....SCARY LIBRARIAN THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU DETENTION?? now THATS spooky#someone commented on this chap recently and i always re-read/skim chaps that ppl comment on LOL#so when i read this again i had to draw it (even tho it doesnt actually happen and seb just THINKS about doing it) but this is how itd go😊#choccyart#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#agnes scribner#one of the few things i have in common with clora is being a simp for authority...i loved being my teachers favourite LOL#even if i was a bad student i won them over by being the class clown LOOL#idc if my teachers think/knew i was stupid (i am) but they MUST think im funny and thats all that mattered🤡🤡🤡#for clora its the opposite tho ig LOOL she needs the teachers to know shes a good student BAHAH#being pegged as a delinquent is the worst thing that could ever happen to her😱😱😱😱 rip
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maybe going to the library will fix me
#bookbird babbles#save me free public library#save me friendly reference librarians#maybe theyll have the new wayward children#im sure THAT will fix me
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[said with a shaky, fearful voice & dripping wet cunt] hhhey wait you can't to that... this is a violation... stop. wait. wait. wait no wait. no. um..
#bunnyprints#ok to rb#i said something like this yesterday to my wife (i had my o ring boxers on after those photos and she stuck her fingers in the ring to paw#at my dick inside them ahfkfkshskf) and i was being silly but i remembered it now and thought about how funny it was that me just Joking ab#her violating me made me a little wet. i love her sm#she starts her new role at work today and im soooo happy for her and she looks so beautiful in her cute butch librarian fit 🥰💞
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meanwhile on GoodReads 🤣🤣🤣
I spent approximately 7 hours rewatching an old show.
The rest is all AQPDO.
Because I had it on a loop while I was writing Under Pressure.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I GO THROUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE 😂
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ALL THE TITLES HAVE DROPPED!!!
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viktor x librarian! reader (headcanons + tiny scenarios) part 2
summary: even before your relationship, heimerdinger already knew you and viktor liked each other. now, he wants to help to bring you two together.
content warning: fluff!! and a bit of language towards the end :D (it was written with s1 viktor in mind!)
author notes: im here again with the viktor and librarian! reader hcs, but it was so cute and i couldn't turn down the anon who sended me the request!! i really liked to write this (i mean.... you can see how much i liked, its pretty big lol) and i hope you like it too! (i recommend you read the part 1 before this, bcs you wont might understand some stuff since its on the first. well, here's the link for part 1!)
» being a librarian near piltover’s academy means that every time a student needed some book or document you might have, they would come to you. even professors.
you’ve seen the doors opening, but you didn’t see anyone standing there. you thought that maybe it was the wind, but soon you heard a voice coming from behind the reception desk. “hey, down there!” looking down, you recognized the owner of the voice, professor cecil b. heimerdinger.
“oh, i’m sorry, didn’t see you in there!’’, you rubbed the back of your neck, nervous, afraid considering that you had one of the most important people of piltover inside the library you work in. “well, how could i help you?”, you offered him a polite smile and he offered one of his, fur twitching up around the corners of his mouth.
“oh, you see, maybe you do have some old stuff, like-”
» after this, whenever he needed something, he would find himself already walking to your library. he often recommended the establishment for his students and pupils, making it a spot for study dates and scientific discussions. now, it was even harder to take breaks, the place was more crowded than it ever was. oh, you just wanted to hear what heimerdinger was wanting to say, about what had been happening at the academy or, even better, at the council, but, obviously, only the non-confidential stuff.
when your lunch break hit, you were finally able to come meet the professor, a normal occurrence every week. you could see his small figure waving and smiling, seated and already waiting for you at the cafeteria he likes. “hi, friend! i’ve ordered the usual for us,” he said while adjusting himself on his seat, “my assistant and one of my students are working together on... something. it's revolutionary, i could say, but very dangerous. i’ve already advertised them about it but they insist on doing it anyway,” he sighed, tidying the ends of his furry moustache, “and my assistant, specifically, wants to know if you have some old materials that could possibly help them.”
“oh, of course! it’s always a pleasure to help piltover’s geniuses.”
» next week, he showed up with the said assistant, viktor, and it was love at first sight. he was gorgeous and intelligent too. oh, dear janna, he was the perfect kind of guy. you eyes didn't catch how he was less confident than how normally he is, or the way he smiled at you, of course you didn’t, it was the first time you’ve met each other, but professor knew you both well enough to know something was going on. and he was correct when he said viktor would come in there often, because, indeed, he did. way too often for someone who was meant to be just a customer.
» sometimes, heimerdinger would stay in the library, pretending to read some book, only to observe how you and viktor interacted around one another. it was crystal clear how you liked each other, but were rather afraid to confess your feelings, so the yordle made it his personal mission to help you two to get together.
» and when you first sorted and stored some books for viktor based on what he was reading these past days, it was when it hit him that he might be liking you. and later, once he reached the academy again, jayce and heimerdinger already were waiting for him in the lab, both of them noticing how tense he was as soon as he opened the door.
“viktor, my boy, what happened?” the yordle said, making up space on the couch so his assistant could sit by his side. which he did, leaving the books on the table and his cane near himself, often rotating it around its own axis, just so he could occupy his mind with something that wasn't you.
“it's nothing, professor,” but he knew viktor was lying. the way he played with his cane, or how he wasn't looking at their eyes, it all made him seem more and more suspicious.
jayce came closer, sitting at the edge of his rotating chair, touching viktor's shoulder lightly, “hey, if something is happening, you can count on us,” his eyes full of empathy, looking at his friend, “whatever it may be.”
soon, it clicked for heimerdinger. his assistant just came back from the library, he had books on his hands and was visibly shaken. of course! how could he forget about the librarian? “i might have a theory why he is like this, jayce,” he chuckled, leaving viktor flustered and jayce confused. he met jayce's curious gaze, his own smile bringing a smirk to his pupil's face.
“and what would be that theory?”, jayce asked, thinking about all the possibilities of what had happened to get viktor like that.
“he is in love, boy.”
jayce smirk grew to a smile, then this smile turned itself into a full laugh, shaking his whole body, rubbing his hand over his face, trying to recompose himself. “i can't believe it!”, he was trying to hold his laugh, while viktor looked at him, completely serious.
“then don't,” viktor said, giving his friend a death stare.
jayce took a deep breath, never wanting to see this look again on viktor's face, adjusting his posture and continuing, “tell me, who is the lucky one?”
“i don't want to say it.”
“please?”
“fine! ehhh... do you remember the libra-”
“HA! I KNEW IT WAS THEM!”, jayce shouted, throwing his hands in the air, celebrating.
» from this day on, jayce and heimerdinger often gave viktor advices on how to win over your heart (because they had a lot of love experiences before, obviously). one day, heimerdinger suggested for him to bring over some coffee and pastries for you while you were working, he even recommended the ones he knew you liked, the usual you ordered in the cafeteria on your lunch breaks with him.
» so your not-a-date happened. people were talking loudly on the streets, but not a single client in. the natural light coming from across the windows giving the whole place even more of a cozy feeling, the light breeze was getting colder but the coffee he brought for you was keeping you warm. there was soft music playing in the background – most clients liked it since it helped them to focus, or so they said –, but you couldn't concentrate since he was looking at you, stealing glances from in-between pages, admiring you while you pretended to read, just like him. little did he know your heart was already on his hands.
» after a particular day, where you finally confessed to one another, exchanging your firsts “i love you's”, you both started to be spotted together a lot, usually at library or, like now, at piltover’s academy, bringing your boyfriend resources useful for him and for jayce too.
you knocked on the lab's door, receiving an answer from the other side, a muffled “come in” from someone you assumed was jayce. you then opened the said door, greeting jayce quickly while you walked towards a desk, leaving everything upon it.
heimerdinger was near viktor's workbench, helping him solve an equation, both totally focused on their tasks. when the tiny creature noticed you, he immediately came to you, “oh, friend, you're here! what brought you in there?”
“i've invited them,” viktor said, putting his goggles over his forehead, reaching for his cane and standing up, leaning on it. “i wished my, ehhh, partner knew my work place. besides, they also got me the books we needed, right?”, you nodded your head, gesturing to the desk where the books were placed on.
heimerdinger looked at them, then to viktor, to you and back at him, “oh... so, now you're partners?”, heimerdinger raised his brows, tilting his head to the side, “well, i knew it would happen sometime. i mean, ever since i’ve seen you both together, i knew you would be together,” he smiled, his fur turning up, “oh, friend, one day, me and jayce realized why he was acting so weird around us, just after one of his visits to the library, it was because-”, heimerdinger was talking excitedly, gesturing with big motions until viktor cut him.
“oh, please, professor. stop it,” viktor said, walking up to you and standing by your side. redness was spreading over his cheeks and ears, “there's no need to share any of this.”
“but you were-”
“professor,” you called, looking at him with apologetic eyes, “sorry to interrupt you but my break is going to an end in-”, you looked at the lab's clock, “fifteen minutes, i must go now.” you've met heimerdinger and jayce with a goodbye, then, getting closer to viktor, tidying his hair and adjusting his goggles over it so it won't fall over his golden eyes again, “see you later, vik. i would like to hear about any stories you might want to tell me,” you kissed his cheek, happy on how he blushed even more after the little display of affection, walking away and leaving the lab.
“you are in love!”, jayce said in between a laugh, pointing towards viktor.
“fuck you.”
“language, boy!”
#—swe writes#arcane#arcane x reader#lol x reader#league of legends x reader#viktor arcane#viktor x reader#finally im writing again! :D ((i know that not much time passed by since i posted my last thingy but anyways#i want to reread this forever#i love to write for friends dynamics#i mean they are so funny to write!#i always base it on me and my friends dynamics#we are a chaotic friend group but wtvr!!#back at the normal tags#thank u so much anon for requesting this one#and my friend (again!) for helping me decide what was better involving the plot line#i wish i never ended writing this one bcs i was so haply doing so#i think i never felt happier writing something for this blog ??????#damn i love librarian! reader so much#like a lot#viknat pls keep feeding me with requests i beg you
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I felt the need to really go the extra mile to spread my "Ruin is objectum for arcade machines" truth, so here's an entire finished piece precisely for that <3
Note: PLEASE click and zoom in on the details I spent so much time on this LMAO
#xero creations#fun fact i was watching the librarian olay a roomba lidar horror game so now i lowkey associate this piece-#-with the sounds from that game HDJAHSJNSS#anyways this is my way of making sure no one thinks im joking when i say ruin kisses those arcades xoxo#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show#tsams#sams#sams ruin#ruin sams#tsams ruin#ruin tsams#objectum#objectum art#objectum headcanon#I JUST REALIZED I FUCKED UP HIS HANDSSSSS NOOOOOOOOO#whateeeevrrrrr i already based the entire color palette around which hand was in which panel LMAO 😭
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Solarpunk is so important to me
Not just as a punk rock person named Apollo who identifies (spiritually) as the embodiment of the sun and solar energy. But as a concept
See Steampunk is all machines and rust and pollution. Many books ive read set in Steampunk themed universes are dystopian at worst (Descendants of Rust, Locklands) and saddening young-adult fantasies at best (The Mark of the Dragonfly, His Dark Materials trilogy).
Cyberpunk is themed with The Takeover Of The Web, think A.I.: Artificial Intelligence or the Tron universe. Everybody is either cyborg with hardly any full humans left at all (Ghost in the shell, Battle Angel Alita) or they can't tell the difference between AI and Human (Ex Machina)
But Solarpunk is literally meant to be eutopian. It's got themes of community and family, of rebuilding the planet, of making amends for harm done. Just looking at pictures on pinterest you find solar panels, wastelands full of thriving gardens.
It really inspired me to make my Punk more Solar you know. Seed bombs, moss grafitti, stuff like that really brightens up my shitty middle-of-nowhere, crumbling abandoned buildings and old train tracks, dystopian-ass town. Tossing a few seed bombs for wild ramps into those old grown-over holes where buildings used to be really brings joy to me. Especially when I see people in power complaining about how people can have free food now.
#punk#punk rock#solarpunk#steampunk#cyberpunk#bookblr#im a librarian dont @ me about how many books and movies are on here okay#dogpunk#dogpunk is anti capitalist#dogpunk is anti ai#obligatory therian tags#therian#dog therian#canine therian#dogkin#alterhuman#nonhuman#alterhumanity#caninekin#canine kin#dog kin
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beau's description of herself
#im gonna use THAT in the future#just a drawing of beau “glorified librarian” lionett#patopq#critical role#mighty nein#beauregard lionett#cr bullshitpost#mighty nein reunited
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HELLOOOOO TWST FANDOM (and aromantic fandom?? idk im aro tagging this too)!!! not exactly back to tumblr but i had this jackiyuu yuri ver prepared so i thought I might as well post it for pride month. They’re in love and in a qpr still!!! just women now.
Them being in a qpr but still having a loving and attentive relationship was so comforting to me. They may do romantic actions for each other bc they’re romance favorable, but it’s not like that!!! they’re in love with each other!!! but not like that. it’s important nonetheless. they protect and care for each other nonetheless.
So yeah!! I might have colored it if I had a little more motivation, but no. Haha. Sorry. Happy pride instead hell yeah!!!
#skribleedoodlz#skribleeoc#twst stuff#twst kiyuu#twst jack#jackiyuu#jack howl#fem jack howl#the bg color is green. because kiyuu’s aromantic.#and i lowkey headcanon jack as demiromantic. but that’s a me thing teehee.#alterous attraction wins again!!!#aromantic#qpr#i lowkey miss these two. might come back to the twst fandom sometime.#if u want to know though#i’ve been doing a lot of things with interactive fiction recently!!!#i have a separate blog for that called librarian-of-blank-sheet#if u didn’t want to know. hm. sorgy.#IDKKK IM JUST SCARED TO POST ANYTHING ELSE ON THIS MAIN ACC IF ITS NOT EXACTLY TWST#SO I JUST MADE A NEW ACC.#SEE U THERE?? MAYBE NOT?? IDK.#ILL JUST POST MY ARTFIGHT STUFF HERE SOON
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Another warmup from a few days ago, something something head scribe of the spire
#kettlebird doodles#ggg#great god grove#ggg bauhauzzo#bauhauzzo#humanization#you ever stop and think about how this old man was the first actually elected god#like you gotta wonder how that went down#how do you even figure out someone can ascend like that#i mean its not even 100% known if Mitternacht ascended or if she was here the whole time#just saying. i bet it was a bit of a shock#anyways i love rock grandpa and im sure he used to be a great librarian
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coming back onto tumblr after a few years and finding a bunch of new viewers who dont seem to understand ezekiel was canonically lying about remembering the timeloop is so confusing and honestly i pin it on the increasing lack of media literacy in the last half decade amongst audiences. but also partially on dean devlin being a little shit
#the librarians#ezekiel jones#like this is not a show thats going to hold your hand and spell it out for you this is not a netflix second screen casual viewing show#what show where you guys watching#im not mad im genuinely really concerned because its literally shoved in our face multiple times that he remembers the timeloop#if you actually are engaging with the show like its meant to be engaged with#which means not automatically taking things characters say at face value#its a show about curiosity and mysteries...why...why would it spell things out in neon letters for the audience#dean devlin cackling in his room cause people are still confused about this in 2025 i bet hes so evil lmfao#i fear im going to have to make an entire youtube video essay breaking this down
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