#im fuckin fuming rn

[norfkid]

swear to fuckign god if my uni doesnt sort out their site im gonna lose my shit, im having so many problems leading up to uni and im once again asking myself if this is worth the nine fucking grand we pay (spoilers, it’s not)

i can’t re-enrol on my course bc the uni site keeps comjng up with errors when it prompts me to change my password :) and if i don’t re-enrol i cant get my maintenance loan :) and i start uni on monday :) and i have to pay rent next sunday :)

[forteleijon]

Sundown 17.Y

God damn it, fucking hell, everything sucks, the malfunctions deserve none of whats happening rn and i hope they pull through this despite what just happened.

Fume was really growing as a person, team mom, holy shit.

[chaosinstigator]

so alonso causes a crash and still gets points sure sure sure that’s fair

[jovine]

When the puppy everyone hates eats ur entire fucking pizza off the counter and everyone just ignores it

[cursed-elements-blog]

OOOUGHH im so fuckin mad

soooo it's like 4am rn and Im up cause im feeling like ass (cramps and shit. y'know how it is) and i decided "hmm let me try drawing my bf" and now to be clear, i'm not an artist. so the fact that I was making something that I was PROUD of and wanting to share is major and then ms paint FUCKING CRASHED

all that progress lost im pissed. im fuming.

[maukiki1-but-cringefail]

Rating Aguma screenshots from my gallery (because theres no other fury character that was drawn more inconsistently than him and also im bored out of my mind)

1.

Vicious. Ominous. Bro is about to actually fucking kill someone. I mean he always looks like hes about to kill someone but this is something else. Whyd bro switch so quick. You know Id make the “you aint got one battle where you needa be this serious” joke but since hes a legendary blader he does but not this one bro. Its just ginga and yuki calm your ass. Id count the amount of wrinkles on your forehead but i dont have enough fingers for that. Plus points for the face scrunch. Minus points for not having the majoras mask clocktower bell noise when this exact frame shows up. 9/10

2.

What is this. Atrocious. UNACCEPTABLE. What the fuck happened to his face. You look like a rabid dog. He always does but like here? God damn now i get why my friend calls you mulch. You look like a bear who just woke up from hibernation. Can you like, be dumbfounded and baffled normally. God damn. Are you not like a grown ass man. Dumbass. Be normal 2/10

3.

My goodness gracious. Absolutely mischievous. Plotting. Looks like hes about to kill someone again. Please back off a little bit. Fw energy tho bro is enjoying the fight for sure 9/10

4

Im filing a restraining order get him away from me 0/10

5

What is this. Explain yourself. Im sorry is this like, a cycnus impression. Cauze you look like a fucking bug rn. Like straight up. Your pupils are not supposed to be that big and your eyes are not supposed to be that sparkly. You are not the tbh creature. Stop this madness 5/10

6

Okay when i first saw this while watching the scene i laughed for a solid ten minutes because he wasnt even the focus at the moment (bao was talking) and my eye slipped and saw this and oh god. He looks like a cardboard cutout😭he looks like hed stiffly fall over and shatter to a billion pieces if you poked him😭😭he looks like hed disintegrate into dust if someone touched him😭😭😭bro is COOKED if i flip the canvas.😭😭😭😭this is horrendous i know hes ugly but this isnt my aguma bring the real one back . Hes so uneven. One point for absolute horrendous image resolution 1/10

7

EHUM. EUGH. EUGHEGHEHEUEGAGSHDGSVGWUWYWHSK. The fuckin😭😭the😭😭the. The😭😭😭thehis eyes are about to pop out of their sockets someone help this manAND HELP ME TOO WHILE YOURE AT IT😭😭😭ohmygdodudgshsjsgaha. Context is even funnier this is when he loses to tithi and hes on the ground defeated tweaking the fuck out LMFAOOO😭😭bro is fuming with rage bcs he lost to a kid i hate him i hope he dies a billion times and then he dies again. Thank god dynamis was there or he might’ve actually killed someone 10/10

8

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Actually i take it back this dude is never unbothered . The hair 😭😭 wet fucking dog go to hell 8/10

9

Amazing. life changing. phenomenal. incredible. awesome. wonderful. marvelous. Outstanding. THE screenshot. The first and only screenshot ever taken. THE one. I filled my gallery up with this exact image by duplicating it (there was about a thousand of the same image) (my friends called it “dog blockade”) and also set it as my wallpaper as a joke and its still the same because i forgot to change it. At first i was scared of it because he was so close to the screen and i was met with this fucking picture everytime i exited out of an app. But now i have become emotionally attached to it like hes just saying hi to me everytime i quit an app. The emotional support screenshot. I take what i said about the tbh creature back. Why cant he look like this all the time😔the eyes the :3 mouth. Scene context is also so funny “aguma. are you coming:)” “mmhmm :3” ?????182^2^72[£^£]2]€ Everything is perfect no complaints. 10000000000000000000/10

10

This image will be the cauze of my untimely death. No comment. -√7⁴/10

[twistedastrology]

mercury still got my ass even in its post shadow phase.

not even kidding i legitimately wrote a WHOLE post about jupiter and everything and my take on it to go with my last post on mercury and i ficjg. e 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 i dont know how im not fuming or crying rn But i hit the damn post button and then it didnt post and it Died and i checked my drafts, queue, hit refresh 5000 times and it's just gone and i aint fuckin copy the bitch or nothing dude.

genuinely don't know how im not losing my mind rn i wrote SO much and it just died.

anyway no more jupiter post I'm not doing that again but instead i wrote a newsletter abt all of it and an ig post so please for the love of god if u wanna know what i was gonna say abt jupiter, go read them bc i am NOT doing all that again.

and i know i should be WAY more upset than i am rn bc i was writing for almost 2 hours but im literally like. Damn that sucks. anyway.

me rn ^ (please read the newsletter or the post i swear to god it's interesting 💔)

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

mac i am so sorry to enter ur inbox with more qsmp but oh my god. qcellbit update. so he talked to bagi. his sister. he still doesn't remember her. he still needs time to process everything but she said she's waited fifteen years so she can wait a few more days. i'm crying and sobbing rn. also he doesn't even fucking remember what he did to get thrown in prison, all he knows is that he was killing people to survive one day and another he was behind bars. i'm UNWELL!!! he got called in to talk to cucurucho (the fuckin THING that's kind of the federation mascot and it tortured cellbit with a chainsaw months ago FUCK CUCURUCHO ALL MY HOMIES HATE CUCURUCHO) and he was just. fucking tired. yesterday he messed with the feds quite publicly and cucurucho questioned him about it and he said "i don't care what you do to me, you can torture me, i don't care. i just want my family back, i want a future with them. just give me peace. let me rest." HE SOUNDED SO FUCKING TIRED. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING UNTIL SOMEONE POSTED A TRANSLATION BUT HE SOUNDED SO SO SAD. AND NOW CELLBIT HIMSELF IS GOING TO TWITCHCON SO QCELLBIT IS TAKING A WEEK LONG DEPRESSION NAP. MAC CAN U HEAR ME. I'M UNWELL. I'M LOSING IT. THIS IS ME RN

anyway. hows ur day. i might go watch some steven universe bc i have been meaning 2 rewatch it (or adventure time!!!! one of the two for sure) take a short break from binge watching hannibal 2 watch a silly funny cartoon :3 also still trying to make my way thru marble hornets again it's just such an insane series 2 rewatch u know but i'm getting there!!! sorry i am just currently lying on the floor in my brain thinking about qsmp i had 2 tell u what happened 2 ur blorbo in law today

NEVER APOLOGIZE TO ME ABOUT PUTTING STUFF IN MY INBOX I LOVE GETTING MAIL I LOVE LEARNING THROUGH OSMOSIS I LOVE LISTENING 2 PPL TALK ATBT THINGS THEY LOVE

that sounss aboslutely DEVASTATING btw. oh my god. so the whole thing is like.. she remembers him but he doesnt remember her ?? GODDDD thats so upsetting. im glad hes getting 2 take a nap even if it is a depression one sigh. oh man oh man i love this.

my day was! good i think! i have not had a day to reat since my whole job shadow debacle last week so im kimd of running on fumes BUT . i have off work tmw so im gonna get a haircut and feel all good about everything. and maybe work on some art bc im now caught up to my pre prepped invertober images and i have a couple other time sensitive things like that. ougah. we keep truckin. ive got a huge backlog of youtube videos to watch from last week + beginning of this week i cannot Wait to get thru those and also watch more adventure time !! bc i have offically gotten to Stakes (a marcelone centric mini series) and it is one of my favorite eras ever. i love you vampire lore!!!

[ashtraysystem]

so i got home earlier and immediately just went "video game mode" for like. many hours. not including my pause to take a shower. but my brain was just so out that i literally said "no, fuck it, im not thinking about school"

but now that ive snapped out of that im like "yO wait a fuckin minute!!" bc my 2 shitty profs treated us like children in class today. literally getting after us for leaving the classroom for any reason, even if we were totally done with our work for the day and talked to them about it.

like, they've made people feel /anxious/ bc of calling people out. im so livid about it.

again, i can handle myself being mistreated, but the moment you mistreat my bros im pissed!!

i emailed the person above/in charge of them a very long and detailed email since god knows i wouldnt be able to organize my thoughts like that in person, so hopefully something comes out of that. at least it makes me feel a little bit better knowing ive told someone in some position of power to do something about it whats been going on. im still very *shaking chihuahua* about it, but its better than sitting here fuming 2 days out of every week until this class is over.

heck i'd take the other prof that made me cry over these two. at least he feels bad about it, at least he listened to me and listened to my concerns and genuinely gave me good feedback and expectations unlike these fuckholes.

im just so tired of playing their games of vague expectations and comforting my friends. do you know how genuinely exhausting it is to be the only person who is like "hey, it'll all be okay. trust yourself, and the rest will fall into place" while feeling like i can barely hold MYSELF together???? literally all i'm telling them is shit ive told myself, bc theres literally nothing else we can do rn but support each other. im so mad on everyone else's behalf, bc no one else is getting mad about it. they are bitching about it, sure, but they've fallen into the "it is what it is" and im starting to learn that no the fuck it aint!!!!

im just so tired of it. tired of fighting. but who else will? im the only one with the anger and will strong enough to keep trying rn. the only reason im fighting at all is because i care so much about people and i care so much about the way others are treated, and how they deserve to be heard and appreciated. and so many of my classmates have fallen into the trapped mindset, into thinking they deserve to be treated like shit.

[spiteless-xo]

helloooo! I would sell my soul to hear a play by play commentary of the entire camping fic buuuuut how about this section? when I read it I was grinning ear to ear hehe

“Did Eren give you your sleeping bag?” Zeke asks. You snap your attention towards Zeke at the fire. “What?” “You left it with us the last time we went camping,” Zeke says after a slow, steady blow on the fire. “We brought it with us and left it in the car for you.” That’s right. You remember now. Last weekend when you went camping, Pieck and Zeke took your sleeping bag because you were carrying all of the garbage and didn’t have room for it. Pieck promised that she would bring it for you this weekend. You glance over at Eren and see him struggling to hold back a smile. “He said he didn’t have the keys to your car.” “Huh? We gave them to him last night,” Pieck says, looking over at Eren. “Oh right,” Eren pulls a set of keys from the pocket of his sweatpants. He rattles them around in the air, “I forgot.” You ball your hands into tight fists as you glare at Eren. “What?” Pieck calls your name, but you can’t tear your eyes away from Eren’s shit-eating smirk. “Where did you sleep last night if you didn’t have your sleeping bag?” Just then, Porco and Reiner join the group, yawning and grumbling as they settle into their chairs around the sputtering fire. “Jesus Christ, you two are animals. I had to sleep with fuckin earplugs in to drown out the sound of you two fucking,” Porco says, giving Pieck a playful tap on the arm with his fist. “Jaeger, Jaeger!” He squeals, an embarrassing imitation of your sounds from last night. “Huh? We didn’t have sex last night.” You are fuming. Your face is hot, your body is hot, you can hardly see straight. You can only focus your vision on Eren, whose full body is shaking in an effort to hold back his laughter. “What the fuck is your problem,” Porco scoffs, looking over at him. You notice from the corner of your eye that Zeke looks up from the fire at you and he mumbles quietly, “Him? Really?” Pieck looks at you, then at Eren, then back at you. She repeats your name but you can hardly hear her over the sound of the blood rushing in your ears. “Where did you sleep last night?”

asks game prompt

hehehe tysm for participating!! 🥰🥰🥰 because im struggling in bed rn, ill give you a rough commentary on the whole fic

apologies in advance for the length!!

i wrote this in the authors note for the fic, but the entire fic was heavily inspired by this gone wild audio. i heard it and i immediately was like, omg this is eren. but i had never written eren before and tbh i was really really scared because he's such a popular character

lowkey, the reader in this story is annie-coded. i loved writing annie in tbas and so i modelled the reader in camping after her, and i got a lot of complaints that she was bitchy 💀 but i love her. also i don't think it's mentioned at all, but i imagine reader to be slightly older than eren in this fic.

also lowkey, but i would say that this fic is in the same "multiverse" as tbas and tbaw. except in this, zeke isn't a horrible asshole and eren moved to marely with him for some reason. i can't remember how many details i ended up changing when i posted the fic, but that's what my mindset was when i was originally writing it.

the setting for this is based on my memories from camping at rec sites in the summertime. in Canada, there are provincial camp grounds which are well-maintained and usually pretty busy. there's typically another person camping less than 10ft away from you on all sides, so it's not very private. but my friends and i like to find less popular rec sites which are a lot more secluded, less maintained, and usually a bit of a grind to get to. so that's where i see the characters for this fic (also irl, sound travels really easily so they probably would've woken everyone up with their antics 💀)

regarding the passage you selected specifically:

idk if anyone caught on, but i tried to mention a few times that eren had a set of keys on him that he was trying to hide from reader, so the "big reveal" at the end would seem so out of place.

it feels a little scummy, but in my head, eren never really intended to hook up with reader that night. he had just wanted to get her to be a little more comfortable with him because he was sad that she was always so rude and obviously hated him. he likes their banter and he's attracted to her and he just wants things to be good between them but then one thing led to another annnnnnnnd....

also porco thinking that pieck yells out zeke's LAST NAME during sex is so funny to me. and although it's never explicitly mentioned, porco and reiner shared a tent 👀

altho zeke's not a total asshole, he's still a dick about eren to his friends. he shittalks him and exaggerates eren's laziness, when really eren is just kind of depressed and lonely without his friends in marley. so when zeke finds out that reader hooked up with eren, he's upset that his little deception didn't work. in my head, zeke doesn't want people to like eren because he's insecure. which is also why a university professor is hanging out with a bunch of students 💀

i've thought about doing a part 2 to this fic where eren apologies to reader for embarrassing her and tricking her and they have a little heart-to-heart out on the lake (and then hook up again in a kayak) but i don't know what any of the other side characters would do/react so idk how i would flesh out the rest of the story.

eeee this was so fun!! tytyty for asking!

[heyitslapis]

Ok I already vented in my friend groupchat but im still upset so im gonna vent here too

I just got home from work (my ex had to give me a ride cause I don't have a car yet), heated up some leftover pizza for dinner, came up to my room & I'm setting my shit down on the bed when my roommate K comes out of her room & said "welcome home!" I replied "hey" looking bummed cause I'm a sad bitch tonight & have been off & on all day. She looked concerned n was like "what's wrong?" I said "I'm tired." She insisted "you look upset, what's wrong?" "I'm tired." Again, she insisted "What's wrong? You seem cranky" "I'm sad" I replied. She was like "Why are you sad??" I finally burst out "Cause I'm a sad bitch!" With a confused tone, she was like "Why? You & S (S is my ex) have a fight?" "No, it's cause I'm depressed!" I stated the obvious. She's known that I've been depressed for months. Again she was like "why?" "Because! I'm just sad! I'm sad, & depressed & I'm broke & heartbroken! I'm double broke; broke & heartbroke" I vented. She asked, again looking/sounding confused "why are you heartbroken??" (( GEE BITCH I WONDER???? )) I said "Cause S & I broke up!" My roommate deadass goes "Yeah but that was a while ago..." EXCUSE ME HO????????

[shorkbrian]

Omg hi so I read your babysitter fic and I was thinking what if bakuogus tired of reader being a brat with him so he brings Kiri over to help him out 🤤 srry im just being horny on anon rn

“C’mon princess, move your ass before I move it for you.”

You huffed at the blonde, opening the car door, stepping outside and slamming it shut. Bakugou shot you a harsh glare, but you weren’t looking at him, instead crouching to tie your shoe.

He gave you a moment to do that, before the man got impatient, clicking his tongue, shoving his hands in his pockets. “Let’s go, it’s not like I have all fucking day.”

You knew for a fact that yes, he did have all day.

Your mom was away again, another business trip. She was working towards a promotion - a position that meant more hours, more work, more travel.

More time being spent with your stupid babysitter.

With your rapist.

He hadn’t touched you, not outright, since that day. Every time your mom suggested having him over for dinner, you conveniently found somewhere to be; out with friends, on a date, having a sleepover. Anything so that you didn’t have to look at Bakugou Katsuki’s stupid, smug little face.

But your mom had surprised you yesterday night, letting you know she’d be leaving in the morning, that Katsuki would be staying over again. There wasn’t any time for you to argue with her, to plead for her to stay, or to take you with her, or for you to stay at a friend’s house, anything but Katsuki.

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to avoid him!” She had laughed, before wagging a finger at you. “Don’t be rude. He’s a nice man, and I trust him to keep you safe. He did last time!”

Yeah, and he also assaulted you last time, so maybe he wasn’t as nice of a guy as she thought.

He was taking you to the mall, not even really giving you a choice, just telling you to get dressed, that the two of you were going out.

Now here you were, trudging silently behind the older man, glaring at the ground.

“Bakubro! Over here!”

A loud shout drew your attention, Bakugou grinning as he started veering towards the shouter, a red-haired man waving enthusiastically. You followed behind him obediently, taking stock of this new man.

He was fucking huge, thick thighs bulging against his jeans, biceps straining against the fabric of his navy hoodie. This new guy was handsome too, a wide, sharp smile, soft red eyes, a clean-shaven face.

“’Sup Idiot? You tryin’ to attract the whole mall? Always so damn loud.” Even though he was complaining, it was clear that these two were friends as Bakugou let the other man pull him into a hug. They pounded each other on the back, before the redhead drew back, pushing past the blonde to give you his full attention. 

“Who’s this? Did you get a girlfriend? She looks a little young bro.”

“I’m not his girlfriend.” You spat, and the redhead held up his hands in surrender as Bakugou shouldered him to the side.

“It’s the little fucker that I’m looking after as a favor. You know I work security for that office complex?” The redhead nodded. “Yeah, one of the milfs gave me free range of her house as long as I watch her.”

Both men looked at you, and the redhead smiled brightly.

“Ah, well, I’m Kirishima! Nice to meet you, sorry you have to put up with such a grumpy fucke-”

“Hey, shaddup.” Bakugou elbowed him, but Kirishima was already extending a hand for you to shake, and you did so gladly. At least you weren’t the only one who thought Bakugou was a grumpy, stuck up mess.

“’Kay, now can we go? I’m starving’, wanna eat before we do anything else.”

Kirishima winked at you as he threw an arm around your shoulders, his other arm around Bakugou. “Food court? I think they have a pretty good selection here...”

-----

Kirishima was much more tolerable than Bakugou.

He was funny, cracking jokes and making you almost spit out the soda he had bought you, slipping you five dollars behind Bakugou’s back for you to get a drink.

The redhead sat next to you while the three of you ate, including you in the conversation whenever Bakugou seemed to forget about your existence.

As the three of you walked from store-to-store, Kirishima listened to you ramble on about the latest game you’d bought, what you thought of your favorite snack brand trying to collaborate with a fashion company, all your opinions on the music playing faintly through the mall speakers.

It was fun when he grabbed your hand, tugging you away from Bakugou and along with the redhead as he ducked into a random store. It was some street-wear fashion place, and Kirishima wanted your thoughts on if a shirt was his color, or if he could pull off one of the hats that adorned the mannequin in the store window.

The two of you were busy laughing at how the hat couldn’t even press past his spiky hairstyle when you noticed Bakugou, glowering at you both from the outside of the store, lips pulled into the deepest frown.

Kirishima started laughing at the man’s expression, and you quickly followed suit, before Bakugou stalked inside, cuffing his friend on the ear.

What a spoil sport.

You couldn’t deny that by the end of the few hours you’d spent with Kirishima, you found yourself attracted to him. Not only in looks, but also in his goofy personality. You wouldn’t mind being friends with him.

It was easy to exchange numbers with the man, easy to let him lift your spirits.

And then it was time to leave, all three of you grouped at the entrance, saying bye, Bakugou and Kirishima giving each other another bro-hug.

You gave Kirishima a hug, leaning into his warm touch, enjoying his spicy cologne as you pressed your face against his broad chest. He eagerly returned the hug, until Bakugou was scoffing, pulling you out of his embrace.

“We’re in fucking public, you two, chill. Keep your pants on, sluts.”

Kirishima laughed, giving you a cheery wave as Bakugou gripped your hand until it hurt, dragging you out of the mall quickly.

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“Why are you being such a brat? You were fuckin’ fine earlier.” The blonde man grumbled, glancing over at you from where he was making dinner.

You rolled your eyes, taking a sip of your water. “It’s not my fault you have a stick up your ass. All I said is I don’t like when you make food, tastes bad.”

Bakugou huffed, turning off the stove. “Are you fucking serious? You’re just trying to mess with me, aren’t’cha princess?”

“Could you stop calling me that? I’m not your princess.”

“You’re whatever I want you to be, princess.” Bakugou sneered, stomping towards you.

You quickly backpedalled, setting your glass of water down on the counter, stepping back. “I’m going to go set the table!” Was your way out, and Bakugou backed off as you threw open a cupboard, rummaging for plates and cups as he chuckled to himself.

“Yeah, you do that.” 

It wasn’t long before the table was set, Bakugou bringing the food to set it down onto the hotplate in the middle.

Even just a whiff of the food had your eyes watering, the spice through the roof.

“Seriously dude? You know you’re cooking for two people, why the fuck did you make it inedible?!?” 

The blonde man glared at you as he sat down, jaw working, mouth twisting. “You gonna be a bitch-baby about it? Should be fuckin’ grateful that I even made you dinner.”

“Thanks for dinner.” You mumbled, staring tiredly at the food Bakugou was heaping onto his plate. You didn’t feel like eating anymore, his outburst ruining your mood, reminding you of the time when he got angry because you wouldn’t go to bed, wouldn’t listen to him-

“Eat the damn food.” Katsuki snapped, pulling you out of your thoughts and back to the present.

You did as he asked, even though it burned your mouth. Dinner was quickly gulped down, followed by desperate swigs of water as you tried to chase away the spice. Bakugou huffing the entire time at your inability to handle the level of spice he preferred.

Afterwards, you gathered up the plates and washed them, conscious of Katsuki hovering in the background of the kitchen, watching you work while he tapped away on his phone.

When the last dish was washed, dried, and put away, you began rummaging in the cupboards, looking for something sweet, something to soothe your tastebuds.

“What’re you doin’, didn’t I just feed you?”

Bakugou’s harsh voice made you flinch, but you kept your back to him. “Was hoping there’d be dessert.”

A long, irritated sigh, then a hand gripped your shoulder, pulling you away from the kitchen cupboards. “Ain’t got any of that shit in the house princess, you don’t need it.”

“But-” Your plead was interrupted by Bakugou rolling his eyes, snorting.

“Why are you being such a whiny baby? Is this cause Kiri was spoilin’ you earlier?”

Jutting your chin out, you glared up into red eyes as you turned around seething. “Maybe I like being treated like a person and not a problem. I don’t even understand why he’s friends with you - you’re mean and crass and stup-”

“So you’re just acting out cause you want some extra attention or some shit? What a brat.” The blonde sneered, leaning back against the counter as he tapped away at his phone again.

“You want Kiri so bad, fine. I’ll have him get you some shitty grocery-store dessert. Then maybe you’ll stop acting like a bitch. Stuff some candy in that mouth, will that keep you quiet, huh?”

It was infuriating, being treated like a child. Ignored, talked down to, unable to assert yourself or make decisions. 

“Whatever.” You huffed, shaking your head as you walked out of the kitchen. “Anything’s better than having to sit here with you.”

-----

The front door opening and the faint rustle of grocery bags caught your ear as you fumed on the couch, angrily questioning “why me?” as to your situation. But the noise meant your new friend was here, and he was much nicer than Bakugou.

Nice enough to have you smiling a bit as you rose to your feet, padding into the dining room as you beelined to the soft murmur of two manly voices.

“Heyyy! Long time no see!” The redhead was dressed in a loose tank top and basketball shorts, shoes discarded somewhere in the hall. 

You’d known he was muscular, but actually seeing his muscles without clothes in the way? You were stunned.

A bright blush encompassed your face when Bakugou snapped his fingers, narrowing his eyes at you. “Ay’, stupid! Focus! He got you a bunch of sweet shit. Rot your teeth out.” While gesturing to the two grocery bags resting on the dinner table.

“Hi Kirishima, thanks for the desserts-”

“Aw, it’s nothing. Bakubro wouldn’t tell me what kinda flavors you like so I kinda got a variety...”

Cupcakes and candy and various other sweet treats were nestled in the bags, and you grinned. “Dude, it’s all good. Wanna sit down and have some too?”

Bakugou snorted while Kiri smiled at you, nodding his head.  The dining chair creaked as his weight settled in it, the redhead pushing the grocery bags towards where you sat, encouraging you to pick anything you wanted.

The two men began to talk about this and that, mundane things about work, odd jobs, what their plans for the weekend were, boring stuff you easily tuned out as you indulged in sweet desserts.

Their attention turned to you when a whine slipped from your lips as frosting fell rom the cupcake you were eating and onto your shirt. Before you reached for a napkin, Kiri was leaning over, invading your space.

“You’re kinda messy, aren't you?” He breathed, a single finger swiping through the frosting on your shirt before the redhead sucked it into his mouth, looking at you through his eyelashes.

“Oh-u-uhm...” Was your elegant reply, tummy filled with butterflies at the fact that his finger had pressed against your skin through your shirt, right underneath your breast. 

He was so hot.

“Yeah, and a fuckin’ brat too. Little bitch can’t stop complaining about every little thing. Shut up the second I mentioned you were coming over.” Bakugou cackled, breaking the mood completely.

But Kirishima’s eyes were still on you as his now-clean finger slipped from his mouth. It was mesmerizing, watching the muscles in his arms shift and move as he leaned closer, slipping his hands underneath your shirt and raising the fabric so he could lick at the frosting still stuck on it.

Your breath stuttered, heat flaring suddenly in your tummy at the action.

And then Bakugou had to ruin it again. 

“You can fuck her if you want, I don’t mind. I told the old bird I would watch her kid for her. Didn’t say nothin’ about not getting her drunk on some cock.”

Eyes squeezing shut, you opened your mouth for some snappy reply, but Kirishima beat you to speaking.

“Yeah? Alright. You good with that baby?”

Wait, good with-?

Kirishima was looking up at you expectantly, fingers still clutched in your shirt, refusing to touch your skin. He was hot. This was hot. It’d be perfect if Bakugou wasn’t here.

“C’mon, just fuck her man, she’s been gaggin’ for your dick since she met you. Stop being a loser and man up.”

The redhead in front of you smiled, sharp teeth on display and gleaming. 

Then your shirt was being pulled over your head, hands gripping at your chest, thumbing over your nipples through your bra.

“W-wai-Kiri! Uhm, can’t we- uhm-”

Your voice was ignored, the redhead’s eyes glued to your chest as he pulled down your bra a bit, until he could palm each breast without anything in-between his warm hands and your soft skin.

“You’re so pretty...”

“She’s a whore.” Bakugou snarked.

Hands migrated to your waist, and you were easily lifted onto the table, Kirishima rising from his seat so he could push at your shoulders until they met the solid wood. Bakugou stayed seated, casually notching his hands behind his head and leaning back as he watched the show unfold before him.

Things were happening so fast, you didn’t know what to say, couldn’t move your hands to push away the broad redhead. This was so confusing. Yes, you wanted him, but you didn’t want Bakugou watching. You didn’t want to do this on the dining room table, didn’t like the quick turn the night had taken.

Your pants were being pulled down before you could organize your thoughts, before you could do much else aside from whimper and press your legs together.

“Hah, cute panties. You always wear stuff like this?” Kirishima asked, sliding a thumb underneath the elastic waistband only so he could snap it against your skin. You gasped at the little sting, unsure what to say, what to do.

“Most of her stuff is stupid girly shit like that, so yes.” 

You tried to throw a glare Bakugou’s way, but with the blonde somewhere behind you sitting at the table, you couldn’t turn your head far enough.

Especially not when you were distracted by Kirishima pushing down the waistband of his shorts. 

“I’m so glad I didn’t wear jeans.” He chuckled, holding his cock at the base as he sat back down again, scooting his chair up to edge of the table where your legs were splayed wide.

“Okay pretty, try and stay still for me. Make as much noise as you wanna, Bakugou and I don’t mind.” And then a warm mouth was pressed up against your cunt, licking at you over your panties, dragging the rough cotton against your most sensitive parts.

“Oh! o-oh, oh-oh-” Was all you could make your mouth manage as the redhead gripped your thighs in his giant hands, pushing them apart and allowing his massive shoulders to fit between them as he bent to lick at your pussy.

It felt... It felt so good, building up pressure in your stomach as your hole clenched around nothing.

Then Kiri did something awful, pulling your panties to the side and nosing into your folds with a pleased grunt. His skin was so warm, and you were so wet, and his nose started bumping against your clit as the man sloppily mouthed at you, and you couldn’t-couldn’t

“Stop-stop! ‘m gonna cum!” You wailed, legs twitching.

Immediately Kirishima drew back, soothing circles getting rubbed into your calves by thick fingers. “You don’t wanna cum in my mouth? Wanna cum on my cock instead? That’s cute.”

He stood up, and you barely got a glimpse of his dick bobbing against his stomach before he was leaning forward and catching your lips in a kiss. It almost scared you, sharp teeth poking menacingly against your lips, dragging across your skin as Kirishima moved his mouth against yours, but the redhead knew how to work with his teeth.

“Man, she really is a slut for you.” Bakugou piped up from behind you. He was a bit breathless, voice scratcher, but you couldn’t focus on that, not when Kirishima was pulling away with a groan, one of his hands fisting his cock.

The redhead gathered the spit in his mouth, leaned down, and let it drip onto your cunt, panties still pushed to the side. It was burning hot, adding to the fire in your tummy, blazing higher and higher.

Heavy breathing and labored panting filled the room as Kirishima edged closer to you, laying his cock flat against your entrance, playing with your panties as he did so until they pressed against his cock as it nestled between the lips of your cunt.

And then he started grinding.

Slow, delicious, absolutely heavenly.

You almost didn’t care about the disgusting little groans coming from Bakugou, the slick sounds of him fucking his fist, the creak of his chair behind you.

Almost.

Your attention was more focused on the pleasurable little zings going up your spine as Kiri rubbed his cock through your folds, all slick and wet. You kept your legs spread wide for him, barely able to breathe at the heat that seemed to fill the space, fill your lungs and steal your voice.

Kiri leaned down to kiss you again, and your hands fisted into his tank top, the material sweaty as it clung to his chest. If you could focus, you’d be trying to pull it off him, see the beautiful skin underneath, the man’s gorgeous body.

But what he was doing with his hips felt so good, you couldn’t even think.

“Kiri-Kiri, gonna-ohmygod-gonna-!”

And you came, shuddering as his cock kept fucking back and forth through your folds, twitching against your clit, veins in his dick pulsing and dragging against your skin.

He wasn’t stopping.

“Unhh, I came, please, wait Kirishima-”

“Didn’t you say you wanted to cum on my cock baby? I’m barely getting warmed up.” A feral smile gleamed bright from his lips. “I don’t play like Bakugou, I like messy girls. Gonna get you so fucked out you can’t even speak, can’t even walk. Won’t give him any trouble then, right? You’ll be good? For us?”

The look in his eye told you that you weren’t going to get a choice.

“Fuck Kiri, turn her over when you fuck her cunt so I can use her mouth.” Bakugou’s voice cut in, and your mood soured even more.

But Kirishima was already agreeing, cock still thrusting against your cunt. 

You didn’t get to make decisions anymore.

[ivurisuremade]

ebihara seems scary?

I was about to go bed but i’ll answer this rq before I go. They’re honestly the sweetest peach ever okay, they might come off as intimidating but it’s more a case of? Not wanting to deal w/ anymore bs I suppose since they’ve been through a lot, so it’s rly them running their blog in a way that makes them feel safe & happy!!

They’re rly sweet & adorable & I 100% recommend you follow them bc they’re someone very treasured to me– Alongside @kurotsuno who is an angel (also a devil at times tbh jfdgvdfmgkfdg) as well as another person very treasured to me, they’re rly sweet so ye ye go check them both out

[punkscowardschampions]

Carly & Ali

Carly: where u @ baby? Carly: so bored Ali: same Ali: so I started early Carly: k Ali: idk where this is but I'll 📌 my location Ali: hold on Carly: yea Ali: [is failing and takes ages 'cos casually gone already] Ali: there 👍 Carly: ty 💙 Ali: where u been anyway Carly: drs w my ma Carly: handholding Ali: oh for her or u Carly: her but idk why Carly: drama maybe Carly: shes bored too Ali: idk if this is her scene Ali: no top40 Ali: very few barely legal lads Carly: ha Carly: then nah Carly: u want me to come tho Ali: 'course i do yeah Carly: omw but gotta catch u up Carly: already on a flight 👼 Ali: shh don't tell Ali: top secret Carly: promise Ali: ❌💛🤞💀💉👁 Carly: fun Carly: this is like the puzzle page of the mags in the waiting room Ali: those are fun Ali: rude when someone's already done it at the drs Ali: spoiling the fun Carly: i stole lots for you Carly: if nothing else you can draw devil horns & mustaches Ali: ur teh best ever Carly: aw Carly: missed u 2 Ali: its been a weird fuckin day carls Carly: weird how Ali: weird like when nobody makes no sense and everything is wronger than normal and then u think maybe it's always been that fucking fucked ya know Carly: yea Carly: i kno Carly: what do u need baby Ali: hmm Ali: to Ali: do something about something Carly: k Carly: like start or stop Ali: both Ali: see something through Carly: ur not breaking up w me are you Ali: what Ali: no Ali: why would i be Carly: idk Ali: no i'm not Ali: i love you Ali: it isn't you it's Ali: everyone else Carly: i love you Carly: u wanna leave them behind we can Carly: every lad i kno can drive & some even have cars Ali: i think we already did Ali: leave him behind Carly: who Ali: idk Ali: i'm chatting shit Ali: stupid Carly: idk sounds like its the something Carly: someone Carly: important Ali: it's just my brother Ali: he's gone Carly: oldest or hottest Ali: not right now yeah Ali: let's party Carly: k but whered he go? we can take the party there Ali: london Ali: idek where he lives so Ali: idk why i don't know Carly: its a big place Carly: but we could Carly: find out find him Ali: no he wants to be gone Ali: ask drew ha Carly: gone like that Carly: still if u wanna find him idc what he wants so Ali: i think maybe no one ever did Carly: not true Carly: u do Ali: maybe Ali: maybe baby Ali: maybe too late tho Carly: i can hear it baby Carly: & maybe not too late u kno Ali: you're a ray of light Carly: ur my 🌞 Carly: id sing it if i had a band Carly: & could Carly: its not all for me why cant he have some of that 👼 energy Ali: u can and u do Ali: we're a band Carly: ur gonna make me cry Carly: so sweet Ali: nuuh Ali: 🍭🍬 Ali: you Carly: 🍯 you Carly: feels like forever since we were together Carly: time stops in the drs Ali: yh they do that on purpose Ali: so u can't complain about wait times Carly: ha Carly: my ma did tho Carly: she was so mad Ali: was she rattling or just lookin for a scrap Ali: that receptionist w the glasses is a savage like Carly: the 💊 he gave her are shit Carly: feel like i am Carly: but i think she was looking for the other kind of hook up Carly: white coat fantasy Ali: awkward Ali: do we even have any fit doctors or is she willing to look past that for the bank Carly: uve seen my da Carly: more awks that she brought me w Ali: everyone knows leave the kids at home Ali: deny they exist til you've trapped 'em Carly: waiting to tell u ive got 3 ha Ali: o dam Ali: what they called Carly: named after me cos ive got enough middle names Carly: its how the travelers do Ali: aw cute Ali: whos baby daddy(s) Carly: idk idc Ali: fair Carly: its u now Carly: 💍👶👶👶 Ali: ha my dad is gonna be fuming Carly: mine too Ali: lol where u hide em Carly: the sites got lots of good places Carly: ill show you Ali: slacking babe Ali: why ain't I in the know already Carly: cos u always take me away from there Ali: true Ali: let you off Ali: u coming tho Carly: it says im here Carly: but ?? Ali: 😞 Ali: i'm coming out Ali: i will find u Carly: my hero Carly: 💙 Ali: gimme a clue Ali: what's ur surroundings Carly: ha I thought you were gonna say what's your sign Carly: maybe the 💊 aren't as shit as I thought Carly: 🌳🌳 tho Ali: i remember Ali: ♊ lady Ali: k i'm all 👀s Carly: aw Carly: u kissed me back cos we r so compatible Ali: if its in the stars its in the stars babe Ali: can't fight that Carly: 😊 Carly: the stars are really pretty tonight Carly: did u see Ali: no Ali: when i find u let's stay out here Ali: it's crap and everyone is annoying Carly: k Carly: maybe we can find a 🌠 Carly: change the vibe Ali: this is why i love you Carly: u can have my wish & urs Carly: I just wanna b w you Ali: baby Ali: there is a decent dealer here i'll get you anything u want for ur wish Carly: aw Carly: what I took from my ma is making me 😪 if u want me to bring a party i gotta get 🚀 Ali: only way, baby Ali: i got you Ali: wave if its u rn or im about to scare some random cutie shitless Carly: wave if its you or im about to kiss some sweet blonde 👼 Ali: [yay]

[svgarzaddy]

#13- anya again

owo two posts in a row??? who wouldve thought.... just call me Queen of being active on tumblr 😔🤙DNXJISNEDXIJNDX but... uhh..... ya girl did more stuff on d prev drawing even tho she said she didnt kno wat she was doing..... 

lookit lookit!!!!!!!! i changed the mouth cos wtf was dat previous one LOLLLL and i darkened the eyes.... might i say she looks a lil.. fine? 😋HAHAHA

bros i cannot Begin to tell u how fuckin hard it was to draw the pattern thingy on her arm....

spent a solid fucking 50 years on dat shit, n it doESNT EVEN LOOK THAT ACCURATE IM FUMING

and the bunny ears... i kno.... pls dont mention it.... i got rlly lazy uwu...... ill do it when im ~free~ cos dat was too much brainpower for one day... n i only got 2 functioning braincells... this the best its gnna get fer now...

and GAWD i was debating so hard on dat thigh high sock man... i rlly liked the Aesthetic of the sock sinking into a phæt æss thigh..... and the thigh like spilling out... U KNO WAT I MEAN.... but i couldnt think of a good alphet (outfit in me-speak) to match wit those socks, n not be too ooc... so no thigh thingy ig.. oof....

but other than that? i think its Not That Bad.. i also fixed the hair a lil.... the fly-aways were a bit Too Messy for my liking so it has been Smooth’d hehe. anyways heres the bunny alphet in game =w=)b

dis lovely pic is taken by the owner of the Cropped character at the back SJNWKSKWSNW my friend kyou! dis is an old screenshot so the suits not completely the same rn!!

but yeeeee im Satisfied wit how it is now so we’ll see how it progresses over the next few days keke

[devilsaw]

Gift !

Here’s my @akatsuki-gift-exchange gift for @joupey ! Sorry it’s a bit late, I had initially planned to post this on the 25th but then stuff came up and I thought I’d post it on the 31st instead and well...I hope the 1st is okay too! I hope i did your boys good with this playful fic, I decided to write about Summer to contrast it being Winter, haha, so it’s not super holiday-y, but it is about them goofing off! I hope you like it! 

Title: Summer Lovin’ 

Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Tobi

Pairing: Deidara/Tobi

Words: 1150

Notes: It’s a school au fic 

Deidara slammed his locker shut, and adjusted his bag over his shoulder before beginning his walk to his next class. He had only made it a few steps before a loud, obnoxious voice got his attention.  "Hey, Deidara!" Called out Tobi as he rushed to catch up to his upperclassmen in the hall. "Eh? What do you want now?" The blond demanded, annoyance seeping through every word. "I was hoping you'd come hang out with us after school, I figured you'd be free since, y'know, you have no friends." Tobi said, his voice cheerful and teasing, "Oi what the hell do you mean by that, asshole?! At least I have more friends than you!"  Deidara fumed and half-heartedly lurched his hand forward in a weak attempt to grasp at the boys collar.  Tobi ducked back out of his way and threw a playful wink at his friend before turning on his heel and briskly walking back down the hall, calling a final "See you after class!" over his shoulder. 

Deidara huffed, adjusting his hair to lay in front of his face just right before looking back down to his phone. "where tf are u?" He texted Tobi. School had officially ended fifteen minutes ago and Deidara was sitting by the gates, already far too impatient as he waited for Tobi and Hidan to show up. After another couple minutes Deidara's phone pinged with a message, "I'm~ Watching~ You~!" "god ur so annoyin im not playin games rn" He texted back, whipping his head around anyway in an attempt to spot the mischievous masked boy. "Boo!" Cried Tobi, leaping in front of Deidara when his head was turned away, said blond yelped, jumping back only to stumble into Hidan behind him. Hidan and Tobi burst into laughter as Deidara grumbled annoyances to himself, trying not to lose his temper and save face.   "What the hell are we doing today anyway, hm?" He asked as the three of them walked along the sidewalk, Tobi leading the way with Deidara and Hidan following closely behind him. "Oh yeah! You said you had a surprise right, Tobi?" Hidan questioned, excitement filling his voice. "Yup! Oh, but we have to kill some time before we can do it." "Eh? Then what the fuck are we supposed to do until then?" "We could hang around the mall, yeah?" Deidara suggested, "shop around, waste some time, whatever." 

After the three of them ended up spending a good few hours trying on ridiculous clothes and window shopping at the local outlet mall (Hidan found a chain choker at Hot Topic he definitely plans to come back and buy later, when his friends aren't there to pick on his edgy fashion sense) they find themselves walking down the street, yet again aimlessly following Tobi who knows where.  "Hey, is it time for our mystery plans yet?" Deidara asked, starting to again grow impatient with Tobi's antics. "Almost! Uh, I do have to pick up a few things for it first." "Huh?! And you couldn't have just done that at the fuckin mall?!" "Aha, of course not! It's stuff you'd just find at any old convenience store, no need to be so impatient." He said, a playful lilt to his voice. 

"So what all'd you get, anyway?" Hidan asked, trying to peer into the plastic bags Tobi carried. He had insisted on going in to buy them alone, "To avoid giving anything away!" he claimed. He shifted so Hidan couldn't see anything. "Nu-huh! Noo peeking. You'll see when we get there!" "Where is there, hm?" "So many questions, you guys really must hate surprises. Our next destination is...the park." He said, eyes crinkling in a grin. Hidan and Deidara both sighed, sharing an annoyed, unsure look.  "What's so special about the park?"  after being led around by Tobi most of the day they were well passed a little tired of the secrecy. "C'mon guys I can't give everything away so easily. You'll just have to wait and find out for yourselves." 

It didn't take much longer after that to reach the park, but Tobi kept walking until he had stopped actually just passed the park, settling down on a bit of an inclined hill that gave a nice view of the park. The sun had already begun to set, setting the sky a gorgeous shade of orange and purple. Deidara opened his mouth to question what they were doing their, when Tobi wordlessly interrupted him, opening one of the bags and tossing him an ice pop. "So...is this the surprise? Eating popsicles in the dark?" Hidan inquired, popping his cherry flavored ice pop into his mouth. Tobi only pouted in response. "No, dummy. This is the surprise!" he exclaimed, gesturing an arm towards the sky, the sun now fully set.  "Uh...the sky?" Deidara asked, his voice heavy with equal parts amusement and annoyance. Tobi chuckled somewhat nervously. "I-I thought it'd happen then...give it a moment!" He assured, and just as he said a moment later, the sky lit up with it's first, huge firework. Exploding in a beautiful array of colors, red and blue and yellow, lighting up the dark. "This is the surprise!" He repeated, his voice loud over the pop and boom of the colorful explosives. "Tobi this- this is amazing!!" Deidara awed, beaming brighter than the fireworks. "Haha, I knew you'd love it! It's to celebrate Summer coming! A buncha people are celebrating in the park, so I thought we could have our own party here! Oh, I bought more stuff than just freezees, too!" Tobi rustled around in the plastic bags again before pulling out a number of fire crackers. Hidan and Deidara quickly grabbed sparklers and lit them up, Hidan recklessly thrusting his towards Deidara's in a sword fight movement. "Take that!" He laughed, and the blond retaliated by hitting his back.  Tobi giggled gleefully at his friends enjoyment of his surprise, picking out a firecracker to light up himself, watching as it burst into colors, not quite as amazing as the giant ones above them, but nearly as amusing.  "Tobi! Do you have any of those little things that burst when they hit stuff?" Hidan questioned, and Tobi tilted his head to the side a moment, before pulling out a little packet and tossing them to him. "Perfect! I'm gonna throw em at people in the park." He called as he sprinted back down the hill, "Oi, don't get in trouble, dumbass!" Deidara yelled back. 

The blond threw an arm around the other boy affectionately, grinning from ear-to-ear. "This is great, Tobi. You really did good this time."  Tobi responded in kind by leaning his head against Deidara's shoulder, letting out a content hum. "You just gotta listen to me more often! I really am amazing at surprises." "Yeah, yeah. Don't ruin the moment, asshole."