#im only like half joking

[lavendersgirl]

if any butches need a little femme housewife, i made mac and cheese from scratch last night☺️

[spitblaze]

if you're in college you are morally obligated to bully business students. its your divine mandate to make them embarrassed to pursue an MBA

[2wn]

i need to start engaging in more risky behaviors

[messedupdoilies]

i will well and truly never understand how the Powers That Be canonically ignore Destined Warrior of Light Buffy Summers yet trip over themselves constantly to bail out That One Asshole Vampire Who Was Such An Asshole He Got Cursed 😭😭😭 male privilege at its finest!

[sabanmoon]

My feminine role models:

those japanese female mangakas and illustrators that refuse to appear in public

Beyonce unironically

Cool goth lady from IT (she gave me some candy today!)

St Catherine of Bologna

Mary Magdalene

My very evil and funny ceramicist professor from CC

Antigone

Vestal Virgins but only the ones that were killed for fucking around

Courtney Love

Joan of Arch

Janis Joplin

Nuns, generally

ect, ect.

[mcu-spidercat]

ok but if sony does make another amazing spiderman film and andrews peter aka peter 3 ISNT researching multiverse stuff and/or trying to figure out a way to see his brothers again then whats the point

[lemarchands-lament]

relevant if u wanna ship w me

[robertalpascal]

My ever loving father and mother were discussing a series they're following. My mum assumed the role of the narrator, and my dad very actively gave out serious criticism. So all I'm asking is do you wanna discuss "Dr Strange"?

[hobgayblin]

Anime man that restores my sanity and boosts my mental health

[evilash]

nobody is online >>>:/ get online rn and pay attention to me

[onepureangel]

even when im sweaty from just dance, im still attractive

this is pretty privilege <3

[chisatowo]

I hope y'all know that like every time I get a new follower I say "I gained subscriber :)" out loud

[polkadotzavala]

I’m not sure if she’s gotten over herself enough to not think this, regardless it’s still true. JT is Too Good for the mints. Not because we wanna be underdogs or what have you, but we just have a specific type of player that has the best Vibes (emotionally and mechanically) and Jess is not it. In This Essay I’ll Explain why we should shadow Jess and let Atlas Guerra bat in her stead. 

[follyy]

am now accepting applications for a chosen family

[osamiiya]

Don’t cry love. You’re still pretty when you cry but I hate seeing you so upset. I’ll hold your hand alright? I know you’ll do good, and even if you don’t everything will be ok *kiss* -Osamu

Would you still love me even if I fail my math test 🥺

[sidereon-spaceace]

The past few days have certainly Been Something but I think I might just log off for a bit! Clean my room, cook up some food, get some fresh air, maybe even color some sketches I've been meaning to finish up