#im so coherent rn i swear

[reki-exe]

GRR BARK BARK GRRRRRR WOOF BARK BORK

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[dearest-lady-disdain]

a little life has been driving me insane ever since i have commenced reading it because while it is not without merit, the novel fetishises suffering to such a degree that it drives me crazy

[te001e]

csm pt 2 just rehashing pt 1 with characters we don't even know and less build up and purpose and a thousand dropped plot threads. power? reze? kishibe? fakesaw man? nope another sexual assault scene and a main character being killed somehow off screen.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

HAPPY FUCKING SUNDAY MY LITTLE IRIS!!! I HOPE THE SUN IS SHINING AND THE BRAIN IS BRAINING MWAHHH i am here to present you another silly little tiktok hehehe u mentioned nikolai as one of your blorbos so this was JUST RIGHT it made me laugh... maybe a bit too much........... i hope u enjoy LOVE U

https://www.tiktok.com/@pencil.slipped/video/7331589407524408618

- @softgirlgonehaywire

HELLOOOOOOO MY LOVELY SUNFLOWER happy. monday ….. almost tuesday …… hey hey did u know that sunflowers turn to face each other when there isn’t any sunlight around??? idk if that’s true it’s just smth i heard ISN’T IT SO SWEET THOUGH :(((( they’re so cute i’m weeping……

PHDJDJFUFJ THE TIKTOK???? MICKEY????? 😭😭😭😭 thank u it broke me a little i think OK BUT THEY WOULD GET ALONG WOULDN’T THEY…. gojo has a thing for murderous meowmeows <333 nikolai is one of those blorbos that i havent actually Met yet but i know a bit abt him and i love him oh so much….. i also have the biggest weakness for jester-inspired characters so i simply can’t resist him :’3 i am nomnoming the nikolai content thank u my dearest mickey for ur tribute

ALSOOOO i’m using this ask as an opportunity to respond to ur other letter hehe :33 i have a lot to say sadly i’m also scatterbrained & sleepy but i’m gonna try to remember everything !!! rubbing my three remaining braincells together just for u <33

ok first off some ari lore … my fave season is autumn w summer close behind BUT since spring is ur favorite we can have a spring wedding <33 in knight!reader’s honour too!!!! they’ll be there somewhere… lurking…… sunbathing……. the meowmeow of all time

AND AND when it comes to coffee and tea i’m not picky!! i love them both!!! no matter what kind!!! i like any and all coffee combos, just depends on my mood it’s the caffeine addiction i think but my overall preference is probably black w just a lil bit of cream <333 it has to be super duper hot bc lukewarm coffee makes me deeply uncomfortable (super duper cold is fine though!!) and i love love tea i couldn’t live w/o it…… my only pref is that i like to pour some cream in my black tea, and some honey in herbal tea :33 WHAT ABT U MICKEY I HAVE TO KNOW the signals in my brain tell me u like cold coffee more than warm coffee….. but i don’t even know if u drink coffee at all…… ALSO I NEED TO KNOW UR FAV KIND OF TEA i’ll make it for u in my brain every morning 🙏🙏

moving on to until dawn ARI/MICKEY GOING STRONG AS ALWAYS ashley is my least favorite character 😳😳 i just feel like everyone else is sooo girlypop or silly or at least a lil queer but she’s just kinda There……… for the chris romance………. and ofc i can’t forgive the emily slander!!!! we need to protect our wife mickey :((( nobody gets her like we do i fear

AND AAAA A REMAKE !!! WAITTTT THAT’S SO EXCITING MORE INTERACTIONS TOO…… ok but screaming while playing it was soooo real of u if i ever played it on my own i fear i wouldn’t survive AND THE SOUNDTRACKS!!!! god mickey i just remembered i still haven’t listened to the ones u recommended before :’33 i have them all written down so trust that i’ll get to them hehe BUT THESE ONES….. gosh i’m a little enamored w them….,, the theme from the lighthouse is soooo atmospheric i can practically taste the Vibe of it all…… it’s the kind of theme that would give me immense anxiety if i watched the movie LMAO but it’s somehow so pretty too yk??? the murky sea vibe…. AND THE THEME FROM THE WITCH goshhhh it’s genuinely so bewitching pun intended IT’S SO ENCHANTING???? just so vivid…. i alr know his work for until dawn is gonna make everything sooo much more intense and authentic i’m so excited mickey …… when u play it u gotta post abt it so i can feel included PHDKDBDJDB

ANYWAY BSD YAY YAY :3333 i feel like u mentioned having finished it all in another letter… i think i might’ve forgotten to respond to it 😔😔 forgive me and my scatterbrained tendencies KNOWING U ENJOYED IT MAKES ME SOOO EXCITED i’m a little afraid that i’ll fall out of my perpetual jjk phase if i watch anything else but literally the MOMENT i start watching bsd again i’m running over to ur blanket fort!!! i’m so excited to compare favs and moments we like hehe…. nikolai is just so sillyyy and i was really moved by that One panel where he takes off his mask and tells atsushi that he’s perfectly sane i must’ve been like 15 when i first saw it??? blew my mind i think it kinda set the tone for the villains i enjoy now … nikolai crawled so kenny could sprint… etc etc……. silly little queer villains who don’t remember what regret feels like anymore <3333

ALSO MICKEY u like tecchou right….. obv i don’t know much abt either one yet but i alr love jouno a lot!! once again we’re the duo of all time >:33 AND MANNNNN….. if u ever start writing for bsd just know i’ll be the first in line to eat it up !! i just know ur dazai would be the most lovesick catcoded little trainwreck ever 🥺🥺 an image of prince!dazai just flooded my brain oh no

one last thing!!!! before i forget!!!!! a little birdie told me that u started reading no longer human….. 👀👀👀 and what u said abt the mc being autistic made me think of another existentialist book where the mc is commonly interpreted as being a sociopath or something similar but he’s Literally Just Autistic. to me. there’s lots of room for interpretation but the coding is very much there … might not be very good rep because he does kill a guy lmao but i love him he means the world to me :((( the book is ”the stranger” by albert camus btw it’s short and u can read it online here i ADORE camus’ style of writing sm…. the vibe of it all….. the main themes are isolation + what it means to be human and. idk it just really really moved me… esp the very last line…. :c it’s very dear to me!! would highly recommend hehe

ok that’s all i think…, i always worry that i forgot to mention something or comment on something hhhh my brain really is just . a bit scattered all the time T_T BUT ILY MICKEY thank u for always checking in my sunniest little flower i hope u have dreams so sweet u wake up smiling <33333 pressing many tiny kisses on ur nose and cheeks and forehead mwah mwah mwah

[snazum]

answering insurance questions is hard af. oh my god. Idk my medical history I float through life not really understanding stuff. I also like, forget easily. I probably should of brought up I have suspicions on adhd. But also like, i'm never getting a diagonis for it at this rate because I just don't. My doctor was like "yeah u dont have it." so yeah.

I mean they know that my dad got diagnosed with it tho so thats something. It wouldn't be insane if I got it in the future. Will I? No. Health care systems suck ass. I need a new family doctor. I need better supports. What the fuck am I typing idk

[spider-stark]

As someone who is very much team neutral im so confused what Rhaenyra thought would come of a meeting w alicent I’m so serious…

Like ok writers want to pan to the audience but be so serious like…

Alicent is not gonna be all “ok sure we’ll give up after everything! Aegon isn’t mad about his kid being murdered and Aemond isn’t still coo-coo for coco puffs and Cole isn’t on the move as we speak like yeah girlie let’s end this war!!!”

And rhaenyra is crazy for going like she should be MAD for the death of her son still! And yknow her inheritance being taken etc

Mysaria was right w that “it’d be easier to just kill her” shit bc damn right like what r we doing mysarias face when rhaenyra was saying she just wanted to talk was me this whole episode I’m so TIRED

THIS

spoilers below the cut for season 2 episode 3

I personally think the Septa Rhaenyra thing just made her look foolish. Totally understand that they're trying to show the Black's desire to avoid war -- but it's already happening.

that is quite literally evident by the battle of the burning mill. war has begun, the realm is divided, and far too much blood has already been shed (Luke and Jaehaerys especially) for it to be stopped now. I mean, what are Rhaenyra and Alicent supposed to do, y'know? Hop into the throne room and just "haha jk girly pops✌️😘" there way out of this?

no

swear that Mysaria is the only person in Westeros with a single coherent thought rn like wtf

[teagballs]

michael bluth x reader where reader also works in business and has a bad day or something and since michael is at work (they work in diff places) he goes drinking with gob once he is done. michael taking care of a drunk reader lol. i love ur writing

take them home | michael bluth x !drunk reader

authors note: did u miss me hiiiii definitely hasn't been three months or anything. SORRY YALL im in the middle of exams rn im struggling so hard 💔 motivation to write came back when i should be studying tho ??? wtf ???? idek. anyway heres some sweet michael for the SOUL he'd be the best bf ever!!!!!

cw: drunk reader, drinking too much, vomiting. other than that just fluff!! enjoy

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You swear you could have cried when the clock finally struck six. Today was terrible, putting it simply. From an early start to annoying co-workers to an abundance of paperwork, it seemed you couldn't catch a break. To make matters worse, you knew Michael wouldn't be home till late. The responsibility he had in his position left him working after hours. You needed to release some of your built-up stress, you needed a drink. But who would you go to? Who would be without responsibilities or cares and would be willing to get wasted with you?

"Hey Gob, do you wanna get a drink?"

He was more than happy to hit the bar with you and also a terrible influence. Drinks seemed to tally up within minutes when it had actually been hours and hours. He definitely could handle his drink better than you. Because while he was still able to form a coherent message, you were a blubbering mess.

"Another!" You slur out.

Gob discourages you finally, "Don't you have work tomorrow?"

"Who cares! All- all those pieces of shit can go- can- can go fuck... themselves" you stutter.

Gob wasn't having fun anymore. Now he was just taking care of a drunk person - he didn't want that weighing him down. So he called Michael to come pick you up.

Michael was not pleased to hear that after his 12 hours in the office, he had to pick up his absolutely shit faced partner up from his brother.

"You let them get that drunk, Gob? What's wrong with you?" Michael barked as you rest against his shoulder.

You lean against his form, looking up at his tousled locks. He definitely had them in his stressed grip a couple of times today. You play with the bottom of his tie as he speaks. Gob shrugs his lecturing off and leaves the pair of you.

With some difficulty, Michael gets you into the stair car and drives you to your apartment. He guides you up to your place and gently guides you to the sofa. He makes quick work of getting you a glass of water.

"Here, drink this," he hands you a glass. It's a chipped and old looking glass, just in case. You ignore the glass and instead try to get him to sit down with you.

"Michael, you looked tired, come lay down with me," you dragged, giving him the best puppy dog eyes you could. You were spread across the sofa ungracefully, limbs anywhere they would be comfortable.

"You need to go to bed," he tells you gently. You whine out like a toddler.

"Come on! I wanna stay up with you!" you say before shifting up into a sitting position and giggling.

"You have work tomorrow," he sighs at you. He, too, has work tomorrow and would love to stay up with you, but can't.

"So? I hate that job! Who cares if I'm off cause of a-" you cut yourself off by covering your mouth and dry heaving, "a hangover-" you bolt up right and stumble to your bathroom, stabilising yourself on the walls. Michael follows closely behind.

He runs hand up and down your back and holds your hair as you throw up. The vomiting must have sobered you up a little because you suddenly feel the not so fun effects of alcohol. You rub your face, feeling hot a clammy. Michael looks at you with only concern as he hunches on the floor with you. He cups your face, and you lean your face away.

"Don't..." you grumble. "I'm gross and drunk."

Michael smiles as he smoothes over your cheek, "That may be true, but I still love you," he chuckles. You're unsure how he's even facing you with how bad your breath probably is.

"I'm tired," you sigh deeply and sniffle a little.

"I'm sure you are." Michael agrees, doing that knee slap thing as he makes his way to his feet again. "C'mon," he holds out his hand for you to take. Supporting one hand on your bath, you use the other to take his.

He guides you to your bed where you flump down. With effort, he takes your shoes off, and you turn over and wrap the duvet tight around your frame.

"Alright, sweetheart, I'm off. I'll see you tomorrow," Michael murmurs and watches your exhausted form.

"No!" you exclaim. "No, don't go!" Suddenly frantic, you unwrap yourself from your duvet cocoon.

"What do you want me to do?" He forms a lips pressed together smirk, he finds your pure distraught at the idea of him going home and getting a good night's rest awful amusing.

"Stay here! Stay in my bed!" you beg your boyfriend. In the morning, you'll remember how drunk and pathetic you were last night and grimace.

"But I have work in the morning. I'll need to go home and get ready." He toys. He already knows he'll be staying the night. He'll just have to get up early and grab his stuff for the office. Or maybe he'll take the day off, he deserves it after all.

"No, please!" You whine out again and tug on his hand. He laughs heartily and drops onto the bed, making sure to squash none of your limps.

Finally satisfied, you wrap your legs around him. You're both still in your work clothes, but who cares? You're cosy.

Tucking your head into his neck, you slur out a, "love you,"

"Love you too," he smiles, exposing his little tooth gap.

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[girlprotag]

i have to calm down bro its not that deep

i was nawt expecting to get so stupid emotional over lisa and taffy's rltshp getting into lisa frankenstein i feelso fucking stupid . i cant even form coherent thoughts rn

taffy being introduced as a shallow self centered cheerleader stepsister but pretty early on you can tell that she genuinely does care about lisa even though she unintentionally comes off as passive aggressive or her way of trying to connect with her sister and trying to help her is a little misguided LIKEEEEE ..............

i was kind of worried about the whole both liking the same guy thing but like ghorhgofghdfoghd idk really liked how that whole thing played out and it leading to their final goodbye scene between the sisters like godgoisdjgoisjdgkgjsdkjgksdjgskldlskd and they could have easily spin this as taffy being secretly cruel this whole time in a shock reveal that the bitchy stepsister is stealing the protagonist's crush but it didnt go that direction and it rly does make sense for taffy's character because, she likes the same guy as her sister, that can happen, theyre teenagers, but she doesnt want lisa to hate her !! taffy has gone through so much effort to build a connection with her stepsister !! and maybe she shouldnt have hid that secret from lisa but its just normal teenager mistakes ............

which is why like im soSOOO distraught over like their final scene together where lisa finally acknowledges taffy after the initial anger because she realizes that taffy had always been her biggest supporter . like it just hurts so bad because their relationship could have been good but it was broken before it could really begin and all taffy had left of lisa was the necklace she gave her . LIKE IT REALLY HAD TO END THIS WAY AFTER THE MURDER AND SHIT LIKE GODDAMMITTTT GODDAMMMITTTT THIS SHIT HURT WORSE THAN THE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS ENDING I SWEAR TO GODDDD

(and before anyone takes it that lisa doesnt love taffy back, she DOESSSS, more than she realizes before this moment. the way that lisa would bring up "taffy says you shouldnt try to fix boys" unprompted, how she protested against wearing taffy's dress at first because its hers, etc, like she does have her sister in mind, but her own trauma and hangups and bad rltshp with the stepmom held her back from opening up to taffy LIKEEE!?!?!? AND NOW THEY CANT EVER HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO FIX THEIR RLTSHP AGAIN THATS WHATS SO TRAGIC TO ME IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!!!

I DONT KNOOOOW I JUST HAD TO SPILL MY THOUGHTS OUT BECAUSE I LOOOOVE CHARACTERS LIKE TAFFY (shallow self-centered spoiled girl who is actually well meaning and whose good intentions end up hurting more than helping . coughs in apple white eah and siobhan from wendell and wild) AND FOR A LIGHTHEARTED ROMPY CAMPY CRINGY HORROR ROMCOMEDY WITH GOOFY CHARACTERS I WAS ACTUALLY SO DEVASTATED OVER LISA AND TAFFY AND THEIR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FEELS SO EARNED. I CANT DO IT. THIS IS MY FROZEN . BETTER SISTER MOVIE THAN FROZEN <-- hasnt watched frozen

[starry-lemonaid]

Hiiiii so this ended up so so much longer than I meant it to and I didn’t even write most of them 😭 Sorry im physically unwell about your au lol. Some are definitely only your au specific others are really any teenager au :>>>>>

Team Bolas would carry around a tamagotchi and pass it off every so often. Rn Carre has it >:3

Since you have it canonized that Pac and Mike are neighbors in this, and in canon they were in an orphanage: Adopted and fostercare pac and Mike. (Pac eventually adopted by his foster dad and mom — who happens to be pals with Cellbit’s mom — and Mike still in foster care, but more in a permanent sense)

Like. Have you seen Alexa and Katie? That’s how I picture the two of them with being neighbors. 

Team Bolas will go to roller skating rinks with the sluttiest and most fabulous outfits known to man

I don’t know the status of Skeppy in this story but he’s the kid that everyone on the team (soulfire) knows about without ever having actually met him because of Bbh

Like in canon, Carre almost never talks in the gc (despite being present a ton of the time), but when he does it’s a fucking *hit* (aka he’s amazing) (aka holding out for a Carre mention in either fic /j /lh /t)

One time all of Bolas’ spirit days for their respective schools lined up and they all collaborated to wear gas masks. They do this for Halloween too. 

(I’m a scare actor) Team Bolas goes to Haunted Attractions together every Autumn and each of them are little babies about it in different ways (I have ideas about what types of customers they’d be for the scare actors omg)  

In the Bolas Minecraft server they have builds that relate to Jrwi and Ordem Paranormal (like Cellbit’s castle in canon) (I have no idea how that’d work with Bagi) 

BBQ’s with Foolish and his big family just. Are chaos incarnate 

Slime and Baghera once got really really into karaoke at a hotel and got a noise complaint 

Somewhere in his lore: Child actor slime who used to work with Niki (as well as a buncha other people). The two of them got extremely screwed over by the company — Showfall. (Like, them exploiting Slime’s hypermobility to the point where it genuinely hurts him, or scaring Niki with gunshots just because she’d sit there and take it so’s not to ruin her “nice” cover with skating) (genloss)

I’m still not quite over BAGI AND MIKE being the two to see Cellbit and PAC first after their fight. The two people who care the most about them being the ones to see each other bloody and sobbing and Jesus Christ. Not really a headcanon but. Omg. Trauma? 

TW PARANOIA: Cellbit gets really really bad psychosis and paranoia sometimes that his friends have learned to help him down out of (you’ve written him so so ocd. It’s lovely — not for him, but for us) 

Bpd q!cellbit 🤝 Bipolar q!Pac (in your au) (someday I’ll go into depth about this. That day it’s over for the rest of y’all)

Adore that Tazercraft prankwarring each other is canon in at least one of your series’ fics. I don’t know how their mind link would translate in this buttttttt I think it fits them very well

I also think they’d have a little collection of crap they’ve stolen from different rinks they’ve traveled to 

The seven of bolas have matching friendship bracelets 

(Sorry most of these are just Tazercraft and Bolas. I’m so insanely unwell about them in your au) 

i’m literally right about to go to bed so i apologize if this isn’t coherent but i love all of these so much!

-in thr chat fic Bolas actually has smth like that! it’s name is iris (like their creature from purgatory) and you’re correct in the fact rn carre has it in the irl fic! :D

-that’s how i imagine it to be in the chat fic au! idk how it translates into irl one but in my mind it’s a similar situation!!

-you’re so right for this actually i will be drawing this

-skeppy lore! he’s a hockey skater at the soul fire rink :) i might make a one shot about him and bad soon :)

-THERES A CARRE MENTION IN THE NEXT TO CHAPTERS I SWEAR (/lh)

-i see your head cannon and raise you: they made their own gas masks one year out of monster cans because Phil raised the point if “our actual ones risk breaking if we wear them to school” (i made my own bolas mask out of monster cans lmaooo)

-(that’s so cool omg?) the way i would read the hell outta that- (i’m such baby when it comes to those things so i’ve never actually gone but i’ve always wanted to participate in it)

-BOLAS MINECRAFT SERVER!!! IRONICALLY THATS CANNON!!!!

-Foolish and Phil’s families at fourth of july BBQs? the fireworks are crazy

-lmao i almost put that in the 10th chapter and then didn’t 😭

-I FORGOT ABOUT GENLOSS LORE OMG *notes that down to use later*

:P no regerts (i had to tone it down when i was writing it )

i feel like the fact i’ve written him ocd when i wrote him similar to me says smth…(my psychiatrist said i have ocd tendencies lmaoooo)

im so intrigued about this because i didn’t realize they lined up with that- ngl they’re just me if i got to go feral a little more when i was 11

you know those online friends that you message like every sing,e thing about your day to? like you liveblog your life to them? that’s how pac and mike are! :D

its cannon to the irl!!! if not stated otherwise all oneshots are irl universe (i’ll say what chapter it correlates to if it’s a chat fic one) and they absolutely have stolen things- especially cuz for a while people would bring tradables to comp so the two of them absolutely stole each others trandeables when they were younger

THEY DO!!!! they have multiple!!! rn they all have hand made beaded ones that say “BOLAS” on ‘‘em!

(you’re so right tho i love them and i didn’t even write abiut them that much

[tojisun]

Hi, I just wanted to say your writing is just AMAZING!! I swear, your blog is one of the only one I check religiously 😭 Do you take requests?

aww sweet starlight thank u so so much!!! this is absolutely sweet??? im actually giggling kicking my legs rn awwwwwwwhhh im so glad to be able to provide u with lil fun writings 🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼

how my emotions spasmed within the minute fr:

ummmmm about reqs.. tbh i dont even know. my reqs are still officially closed bc im swamped w work n school, but if ppl do send me ideas, i literally itch to write n share em??

ig the issue would be my time? im scared that if i say i do take reqs but it takes me soooo long to complete it, i feel so bad to the one who sent it over :((

wow ok so this is turning out long but um. so for now ig it depends? if ur ok that its taking me so long to reply n work on reqs, then send em over?

im genuinely sorry for the lack of concrete response and coherence. ive been running this blog for so long now and yet i still dunno how to properly organize it :(((

thank u for asking though sweetheart. sorry i made u read all that omg i have a bad habit of overthinking and over-writing hhhnn

[cruelsister-moved2]

Im the hater anon omg i didnt mean to lead u astray but i haven't finished it i'm just over half done. i probably will finish just so i can coherently say why i don't like it bc rn my thoughts are all over the place but  u hit all the major points im like nodding and taking notes rn.  Its very shallow lore wise like its all overly complex exposition that barely effects the plot. I could write about this for 100 years but basically it was boring and i just feel like it has nothing to say like theres no purpose or message and i think speculative stuff should have SOME weight behind it idk.  That paired w how the writing itself is like..not pretty or artful or anything………………….

And on top of that its not even actually funny. Instead of real jokes its just 100 million mcu quips awkwardly inserted so that no situation is ever treated genuinely or seriously or with depth. For example. My personal least favorite part beyond general quality so far is how often they bring up gideon being inappropriately horny… idk how else to word it.. Its one of her 3 personality traits. they mention her porn collection i swear every couple of pages. its played 4 jokes but like the rest of it its literally unfunny and feels so out of place. Like this is right when they just discovered an incinerated body → ”she looked troubled, which made Gideon sad, but she was also soaked right through to the skin, which made Gideon need a lie-down.” Its like if someone whose only point of reference was tiktok during that era where every vaguely masc woman got made fun of for being a quote hey mamas lesbian unquote tried to write a masc woman.  Reading it as a masc lesbian myself is just sort of embarrassing idk if other ppl feel differently but it just feels overplayed and goofy. 

Anyways… this is all very long and incoherent but thank u for complaining and vindicating me… i started reading it a couple days ago on a whim bc ive been seeing ppl talk abt it a lot lately and i was instantly SOOOOO disappointed. Part of it was definitely that i was expecting something very different because of how people talk about it but also its just like bad. Its insane. I also had no idea abt the roachpatrol thing so ummmmmm :(

hiiiiiiiiii omg so your suffering isn't even over yet my condolences.

the worldbuilding exposition industrial complex needs to end im so serious. I just had such a nice conversation with some writer friends about soft vs hard magic systems and world-building and how frustratingly common the assumption that more complex lore you dump the more sophisticated your story is at the moment. in reality many more sophisticated stories deliberately utilise abstraction and whimsy for thematic statements. v happy for brandon sanderson fans but again, a lot of those stories are basically like mystery novels except the magic is the mystery, whereas the speculative fiction authors who... actually speculate...are often using it as a tool to speculate about our own existence.

and the writing is so ugly like I've read a couple of chapters and I feel like i could get through a mid story if it's at least well written but it wasn't even inoffensive it was actively offputting like that prose was stinkyyyyyyyyy..... and the quips exactlyyy like who is laughing at none pizza with left beef anymore and the fact a lot of it isn't even the author being witty but just like. a reference to a meme? it's literally supposed to be like gritty but then everyone is memeing and quipping all the time how are you meant to take that seriously?

and okay the like sexualisation of Gideon had kind of been my suspicion but I hadn't read enough to make that claim for certain so. that's disappointing to have it confirmed. given that the author is a fem woman who calls herself a lesbian whilst being homestuck married to a guy, it really brings up some kind of discomfort in me to be using masc women that way and making a joke out of them and their sexuality and calling them himbos and shit like. it really doesn't seem like she actually knows any masc women??? and when that was a huge part of the marketing for the book it comes to feel exploitative.

one thing to be aware is that tor like. pushed it really hard marketing-wise for whatever reason. I guess they feel it symbolises a new era of sci-fi and like were using it as an outreach effort to engage the generation that mostly only reads fan fiction or whatever which I guess cheers if it achieves that. but the majority of negative reviews are specifically that it was nothing like what they expected it to be, because of the.... super gimmicky marketing.

the tagline being sword necromancer lesbians in space or something so lame 😭 and it really seems like the elements came first and the justification came second so it's never really explained why they use swords instead of more technologically advanced weapons (bc the answer is 'it sounds cool') or really why it needs to be in space at all (because the answer is 'it sounds cool'). even the necromancy is supposedly fairly tangential and ive seen people be underwhelmed how much actual lesbianism is involved too 💀

9mbut yeah the r0ach patr0l thing I wish people were more aware of because honestly above anything else, I've seen people who were fans and then found this out and felt super uncomfortable so I think people deserve to know what kind of background she has, and this is literally where she developed her writing and her name as a BNF so it's directly connected to her current career not just like a celebrity who tweeted something dumb when they were 14. like I think it's fair to take that into account + idk it's INTERESTING to me that she went from that to debuting with a masc lesbian whom she projects like comic hypersexuality onto it really is all much to think about truly

[etchedstars]

you're watching wyfstw? are you enjoying it?

for me it was an interesting movie.

(that entire family needs So Much therapy. ...and i personally don't like the mom v much....)

i have. i have so many mixed feelings abt wyfstw. thank you for giving me an opportunity to talk abt it ,, im around halfway thru rn SO . maybe they get better idk

ZIGGY . my god the secondhand embarrassment. im like yeah he cant be that bad and then he talks abt his music AGAIN and i fight the urge to shut off my computer . and lila just. seems so done w him and he cant take the HINT god i know ppl do dumb things when it comes to crushes but shit man i have never seen a dumber person than ziggy i stg . i can appreciate his character as a whole but dude it is getting so so hard when he tells everyone in his life to shut the fuck up . i want to study his brain but i dont think theres a single coherent thought there

(lila is. Very Pretty . i get where he's coming from i rlly do)

the mom ,,,,,, i also don't like the mom very much idk i also think she's a Very Good Character but she's like. she is so passive aggressive and awkward and stuff at the same time and rn it feels like she's forcing her way into kyle's life as a stand in for ziggy and i think it'd just be better if she just tried to talk to ziggy more often and if he was more receptive to it . i know for a fact that i would be SO uncomfortable around her irl she just ,,,,, standoffish. mf get help ., please get help ,,

feel so bad for the dad rn dude id cry if those were members of my family he's stronger than i am fr

it's like. a good movie and it has good points and everything /gen i just. i'm slowly going insane watching these characters try to interact with each other. ic ant watch this movie in segments longer than 20 minutes i swear (i'm being dramatic)

[earthtooz]

AFTERGLOW ANON PRESENT !!!!!@!@@@@@@&@&@&#*@*#

of COURSEE I'M HERE I HAVE MY NOTIFS ON FOR U AND SPEAKING OF!!!! im currently in class when i saw ur post on my notifs !!!! and i've never been glad to be seated at the back BECAUSE IT'S A NEED TO READ THAT!!!! i'll be back for more coherent thoughts later but rn i just neeD to scream at u IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU EARTH YOU WILL DEVOUR THIS SHIT I SWEAR I LOVE U

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ANON !!!!!!!!!!

oh my god you have notifs on for me… 😨 deepest apologies u have to go through my multiple shitposts. 

I’M GLAD YOU’RE EXCITED :D the fic will have to take a while bc exams are piling up and it’s not on my priority of things to write - BUT I AM DEVELOPING IDEAS AND THOUGHTS HEHEHEHE

also go back to class wtf… HELP WHAT CLASS WERE YOU IN 😭

[arsonyard]

Oh our dear sweet arson!! You've truly blessed us with such a pretty sight~ you know that's such a nice shade of pink on you ♡♡ I really adore your expressions you make when flustered. Love how in some you can't even seem to get the courage to look our way. Bet you had to put your phone down in between pictures, catch your breath over what you're doing. I know i would if i looked that handsome ♡♡. I swear you just keep having me fall more and more for you ♡♡ and yes I can say I am a little smitten, and how can I not be? Not only do you look oh so handsome, but your personality and the way you talk with everyone always has me giddy. You're so cute with your words, especially when you're practically shaking and can't even form a single coherent word neither verbally nor even typing it out. So cute when you get so flustered and squirmy over either me, Anotherghoul666, or even Kroas ♡♡♡ so cute and definitely my favorite to flirt with ♡♡ hope you have an amazing day you handsome devil ♡♡♡

-Rainy~

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IMMA HAVE AN AWESOME NIGHT ALRIGHT HNFHTTFHFHFHF fuck rainy u leave me trembling EVRRY FUCJIBG TIME

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Have a very nice day rainy love u 😳

[strawberrybuni]

🧵 anon here just wanted to say I hope your having an amazing day you are genuinely so cool and an amazing writer <3

Also regarding your recent post (I hope im not overstepping here, please feel free to ignore or tell me to mind my business lol I will not be offended) I wouldn’t worry too much about being seen as rude- i have an auditory processing disorder so I miss people talking to me or need them to repeat themselves all the time and I’ve found that people usually get that it’s not an intentional thing just a mistake if you just let them know you didn’t hear them and are not ignoring them on purpose.

I’ve found headphones are fairly easy to explain and a lot of people like to wear them in public so I’m sure most understand and I doubt anyone thinks youre rude for it (especially seeing as it is a common honest mistake) unless they’re weird about manners or kind of a dick or something in which case I don’t have an answer tbh

If you want it to be more clear that you are listening to music you could try getting some cheap overear headphones as they tend to be more visible though some people find them uncomfortable to wear.

PS re-reading some of your old stuff (the one with asking the jjk characters about a bite mark tattoo) and the reader calling Mahito a biter made me giggle really hard and also I 100% agree that’s something he’d do. Also sweet gods your dialogue is all so in character and widely varied character to character in ways that fit really perfectly and I also like the way you write the reader themself quite a lot and good lord you are so good at this I am impressed every time I re read your work

(Feel like I should mention I am very sleepy rn so this message may or may not be totally coherent, but yeah I hope you are taking care of yourself and doing well and though just hearing someone else say it isn’t super helpful I do honestly find that most people are usually not judging you for small things as much as you think especially if there is a clear and reasonable explanation which there 100% is in this case <3)

(Also again I hope I’m not overstepping or anything and I hope my sleepy brain didn’t phrase any of this in an accidentally rude way or something; my ability to convey tone goes down 100% when im sleepy but I just wanted to let you know that I doubt you are being judged and I know just being told that doesn’t solve the issue or anything but might be good to hear? Idk im gonna stop talking I think I might be starting to repeat myself now lol)

(Also sorry this got so long lol)

I swear you always know how to make me go 🥺 I hope you're having an even MORE amazing day!!

oh you're not overstepping at all!!! I always get so worried ugh, I think what doesn't help is that I use earbuds, and I have fluffy curly hair that covers my ears so people can't see if I'm wearing headphones or not(it's how I've gotten away with it at work and in class teehee), but you're right usually when I'm like OMG IM SORRY I HAD HEADPHONES IN they're always very understanding! I just overthink 🥺

no bc mahito is SO a biter like omg, but thank you so much for your kind words 🥹 I'm really happy you like how i write my reader! maybe other writers can relate, but my reader is very much myself tbh, like some of my friends who know of my blog have read some of my stuff and been like "why is that literally a conversation we've had?" LOL

you can thank my one short film teacher for teaching me his tips and tricks when it comes to writing dialog for scripts fr fr, I learned from him :3

also also don't apologize! I deeply enjoy hearing what you have to say 🫶🏻

[xplrvibes]

“Steve is great. There's something very calming about his presence, almost in a protective way. Very in control of a room, but in a way that gives comfort instead of like, annoyance or fear.” YES! Ok yes you put into coherent words. That’s exactly it.

Lol your visual of Santa in thongs 😂😂 funny story… that’s actually how they depict Santa here. He’s on the beach in his togs and thongs, sunhat, singlet, and a beer 😂 bc ofc our Christmas happens in summer. We’ve even got specific summer related Christmas songs lol

Yes this is the same one colby walks with lexi to help her on the ice. I forgot to comment that but i did think aww lol idk how hard it is to walk on ice but i imagine if youre not used to it it can be tough

god imagine the rukus if people notice the portrait thing… especially this close to the other drama 🙄 its very obviously a mass produced art piece and the one in the driskill might actually be a painting if its losing its colour. and if it does ever stir up… it wasnt snc faking shit. lets make that clear rn. how are they supposed to remember every portrait/photo/doll they come across? i only made the connection bc i saw the driskill episode a few days ago and samantha was such a big part of it… then watching this one and being like wait ive seen that portrait before lol if anything, the driskill hotel are faking shit lol

oooh i would LOVE a compilation of his empathic moments. that wouod be s study in itself

yeaaah they mentioned the bellaire house a few times but i was like oop jot touching that up with a ten foot pole lol

and idk abt the doll and dumb waiter thing. naybe? it doesnt stick out in my memory but im also sick so it may have just gone over my head

- aussie anon

That's crazy! I can't reconcile Santa as like, Jimmy Buffet lmao.

Then again, our Christmas happens in the winter (up north anyway), so it makes sense that Australia would have a summertime Santa.

Also, the dumb writer thing must have been one of the prison episodes then. I swear it was one that Steve and Dylan were in as well...

...ah well. My point stands. Man is a beacon of haunted shit lol.

There is another prison ep where he makes a beeline to a chair in this one room and sits in it, only to be told the chair is haunted and the challenge for thay room is to sit in that chair for a set amount of time in the dark and he's just like "oh fuck" lol.

Someday I will learn how to edit, and then its gonna be on 🤣.