#im so tired help meeee

[abysslll]

i take back what i said earlier about experiencing the horrors as early as 6pm. they actually start at Noon

[smoosnoom]

ive been writing this fic for the past week and a half and it's just past 5k 😭 what is happening to me .

[goldenhypen]

bruh i enjoy teaching kids but these days they rlly have a talent of getting to me 🥲

[freesomebodybyluna]

I may not be very smart or good at many things, but at least I'm appreciate at sbux for fighting for my little facking life every time I clock in!!!!

[sheilaerinniperonista]

PLEASEEE HELPPP THERE ARE MORE MOSQUITOS IN MY HOUSE DAY BY DAY. LEAVEEE. GOOOOO AWAY. ANDATEEEEEEEEEEEAEEEA 😭😭😭 VICHO DE MRD

[weirdchurchgirl]

cant remember the last time i had more than 3 days off in a row at work and my next time off isnt until the end of july

[vmpiires]

𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐎 𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐎

„𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘”

𝐂𝐖;; mature content. afab!reader, stoner!choso, non-curse/sorcerer AU, no uses of y/n. not proofread so i apologize in advance for any mistakes if they’re made.

𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓;; choso had just gotten home from work, a pocket full of tips as usual. the male was pretty tired and he was ready to relax. he remembered that you wanted to watch a horror movie with him, so he made sure to make himself look less tired, swallowing his pride and fighting with his emotions. all for you. but once again…he can’t bring himself to do it. but what happens when he sees you with another man?

₊❏❜ ⋮ part two ⌒

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⌗ ˖⃗ 穿血 —  𝒕.𝒂𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 @sad-darksoul @aiyaaayei @a1-ic3

: ̗̀➛ art creds by;; currently unknown. dividers are not mine, if you own these, you may claim them in comments.

: ̗̀➛ WORD COUNT;; 2.2OK

dark mode recommended

do not copy this plot. i’m perfectly fine with inspirations but give creds. if this plot his stolen in any way, the post will be taken down and you will be blocked.

𝐃𝐀𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 ✉️🖇️;; ya don’t know how happy i am. my pretty princess choso is okay and now he havin girl problems in the story 😭 im glad ya liking this though. hope ya enjoyyyy. reblog to support meeee and if you want more :D (also lmk if you wanna be tagged for possible upcoming parts if i decide to continue)

another note: GO READ THIS and request more storiessss,, my writers block is kicking my ass

“come on, get to it,” choso clapped, trying to get yuji to make his way upstairs. the little boy sighed, getting off of the couch and going upstairs with his older brother still following.

“can’t i stay up for a couple more hours?” itadori tilted his head, looking up at choso. the male sighed.

“you have school and you need to be in bed,” choso advised. though, he was correct and he was just trying to help yuji, he wanted to keep up his plans with you instead of leaving you to watch the movie on your own. “i have a doctors appointment in the morning also. we should be going to sleep.”

“wait why, are you okay?”

“i’ll be okay. it’s just an annual. and you have one coming too, so be ready for that.” choso smiled at his little brother’s consideration for his health. the male picked yuji up and decided to tickle his sides, making the boy laugh loudly.

“okay, now get to bed,” choso announced abruptly, putting the boy back down onto the floor. like before, yuji threw his arms around choso, telling him good night and running up to his room.

after that, choso would take a shower, deciding that he’d wash his hair also. once he finished, he’d dry himself off, shivering from the cold air hitting his skin as he walked back to his room.

back in his room, choso would close the door and start to clean up. making his bed, reorganizing his closet and tossing out things that he deemed useless at the time.

he’d pull the towel from around his waist, leaving him exposed for a moment before he’d quickly put on some clothes. his usual grey joggers. he didn’t even bother putting on a shirt.

choso plopped down onto his bed, finally happy that he could relax. it wasn’t long before his eyes started to close and he drifted off to sleep.

the day’s events quickly faded into nothing but fragments of his memory. even his promises slipped his mind. the male was lying on his stomach, hugging his pillow as if he had nothing to worry about in life.

then it hit him.

his eyes snapped open and he quickly sat up on the bed, remembering you. choso just groaned. he didn’t want to think of you right now. especially when he was just trying to fight his emotions.

you were probably staring at your screen with a slightly disappointed expression when you realized that choso stood you up after nervously agreeing to watch a movie with you.

maybe you weren’t disappointed. you probably had a boyfriend to replace him if he didn’t follow through with his plans with you. he didn’t even know why he was so hung up on you. you had the poor boy losing his mind.

choso was eyeing his laptop that was sitting on the desk, thinking if he should do something to satisfy his worries—if he should call you again.

‘call her? i said that i would do it.’ he thought. ‘no, don’t do that. you’d be wasting your energy. she probably has a boyfriend….you got played…like a fucking idiot.’

choso was now staring at the ceiling with his music playing, smoking a blunt while tears of frustration began to form in his eyes.

he had never been in love before. if the concept was ever brought up to him, he’d shrug it off and not participate in the conversation because he doesn’t know what it feels like to be in a relationship.

this whole situation was upsetting him. it hadn’t even been a week yet and feelings were swelling up in his mind. maybe if he just skipped his break or kept quiet, he wouldn’t be feeling like this.

suddenly, he hears his door opening. as the entrance of his room opens, the smoke from his joint slip out.

“are you okay?” yuji asked. choso looked up, following the voice and tracing it back to his little brother. the male sighed and just took a drag of his joint.

“go to bed, yuji…” he mumbled.

yuji climbed into bed with choso and sat beside him. “how come you’re crying? i never seen you cry before.”

“i—no, you’re too young to understand it. i don’t wanna tell you and you don’t get it.” choso took a drag of his blunt again before wiping away his tears.

yuji went silent for a moment before speaking up again. “i can still listen. just tell me what’s wrong.” the small boy offered. choso looked down before taking a breath.

“i like this girl so much…” choso began, “but every time i wanna interact, i get nervous and i always think about the worst case scenario. another thing, i don’t have time to be in love with anyone. i’d probably be a horrible partner anyway.”

“was it the lady at the store?” yuji asked.

“yes…”

“i knew it. you do like her,” yuji smiled, “um…i think you should still talk to her. she’s really nice—and she smells like strawberries.”

‘how do you even remember that?’ choso grimaced.

“she probably has a boyfriend. it doesn’t matter…”

“did you ask her…?”

choso flushed, “no, i didn’t ask. i don’t wanna ask personal questions to somebody i just met…it’s weird.”

“ask her,” yuji said.

choso sighed and nodded, taking in the advice.

a week passed by and choso had been thinking for a while. no call from you and you got nothing from him. it was radio silence in both directions. it made him feel worse but better at the same time.

tonight, the male was working, showing off how good of a bartender he was with that stale expression on his face. this was the first time he had actually shown off his skill because he was terribly shy.

from a distance, he noticed you walking in with another guy. he wanted to laugh because he already knew that would happen.

‘i was right. my intuition almost never fails.’

choso started to feel the irritation rising up in him despite his dead expression. his body was hot with anger but pain because he knew he couldn’t react like the way he wanted…

because you weren’t together.

the slit across his nose that he was so insecure about, neatly covered with a bandage began to bleed. the thick crimson fluid streamed down his cheeks like tears and slowly down to his lips.

his fingers were stained with the crimson fluid once he touched his face. he quickly made his way to the bathroom, trying not to be seen by anyone.

he stared at himself in the mirror, blood still streaming down his face and hitting the counter as he desperately tried to clean the mess off of his face.

suddenly the door opens. choso covered his nose again with a tissue when he turned around and spotted you walking in. the two of you made eye contact.

“what happened, are you okay?” you walked up to choso and you were about to take him by his wrists to move his hands that had been covering his bloody nose but it was obvious that he didn’t want you to see that.

‘please don’t…’

“nothing—it’s…just a nose bleed.” choso was still covering his nose, blood now streaming down his hands, making a bit more of a mess. you managed to move his hands, revealing the cut that he was so insecure about. you could see his cheeks reddening out of embarrassment now that you seen the one thing that he had been hiding from the world.

you would grab some face wipes from your purse and you bring choso down to your level to wipe the crimson fluid from his face, flinching as the cool wipe traveled over the bridge of his nose.

“sorry,” you whispered.

“no, it’s fine…i think.” choso replied lowly.

“are you sure this is just a regular nose bleed? this is so bad. i never seen somebody bleed this hard unless they busted their ass on the sidewalk.” you comment as you take a bandage out and sticking it onto the bridge of his nose like before.

“it happens all the time, i’m fine.” he replies. “that’s part of the reason why i keep it covered up.”

choso looked down and realized that you were holding his hands now but it was only because you had been wiping the blood off of them.

“you should probably go home, right? you don’t wanna have blood everywhere and then you pass out.” you say. “that’ll be a bit embarrassing."

when choso heard your giggling to lighten up the mood, he smiled a little—it was an awkward smile. the male didn’t smile too often in public or in general. the action felt so foreign to him.

“yeah, i think i’ll go home for the night,” choso says. “and i’m sorry i didn’t call you the other night…i just got-” he stops talking, thinking of a proper word to say. choso didn’t wanna tell you the whole truth just yet. “i just got wrapped up in my head that’s all. i overthink a lot.”

“oh, no. it’s okay, i understand. i was looking forward to talking to you again but i didn’t wanna be a bother because you just seem like a busy guy. always working and taking care of your little brother.” your hands slowly release choso’s and once again, you’re making eye contact with him. you blink when you find yourself looking at his lips.

“yeah…that too-” choso mumbled, “thank you for understanding. i mean, we haven’t spoken for a week, i thought you’d be mad at me.”

“no, i’m not mad.” you said, a bit stunned that he would even think that you were angry at him. “it’s my fault, i probably should’ve checked on you sooner instead of leaving you to your thoughts.”

“i don’t really mind is okay.” choso mumbled.

“hey, how about we do that movie night tonight? i haven’t watched it by myself yet.” you offer, smiling a little.

“you aren’t gonna have that guy there with you, right?” he said quietly. you look behind you and smiled.

“nah, he’s just a friend. don’t worry about that, we’ll have our time together.” you assured. behind your reply, you were a bit surprised to hear him ask about the guy you came to the bar with. though you didn’t have any feelings towards the guy, he definitely liked you.

hence why you’re on this “date” with him….

“i’ll see you after work, then.” choso said and you nodded.

“aw, i thought you were going home.” you teased.

“i gotta feed the house,” choso replied as he began to walk towards the bathroom door. “i can’t come home empty handed.”

and with that, he exited the bathroom.

eventually, you do the same, waving to choso as he made drinks at the bar area. he’d pause for a moment to wave back at you, making you smile.

later that night, choso gets on facetime with you again with a cigarette between his lips. he had on a white shirt with a pair of basketball shorts. his hair wasn’t tied up like he had it all the time. it was down.

the two of you were watching a movie called ‘pearl’, which you suggested because you wanted to have an arsenal of movies before your night ended. you didn’t wanna just watch ‘midsommar’ and hang up.

“she fucked her momma up, not gone lie.” you comment as you watched the movie. choso was pretty immersed, eyes wide was he watched the murder of the main character’s mother.

“yeah…that’s kinda fucked up.” choso mumbled. the male threaded his fingers through his hair and took a drag from his cigarette, trying to keep himself awake.

“oh! that reminds me,” you start, pausing the movie just as the next scene began to play. “there’s a halloween party next week because you know….doesn’t that sound fun? you wanna come?”

“oh—no, i can’t. i have to work and the neighbors aren’t gonna be able to watch yuji because they’re going on a trip and they won’t be back until the second week of november…i don’t have anyone to take care of him.” choso explained, his answer prolonging as more reasons to not go to said party started to come up. you smile at his reaction.

“come on, kids his age will be there. it’s not like it’s a full on adult party. the kids’ll be upstairs and we’ll be downstairs having our fun. and you told me your boss is a chill dude, he should be fine with you calling off.”

“well—well, yeah, i guess but i don’t have a costume and i don’t go to parties. it’ll be awkward and i’ll wanna go home and—”

“choso,” you interject, “it’s okay. just stick by me and when you feel the need to, you can check on yuji. and you have time to find a costume, trust me. so…do you wanna come?”

choso put the cigarette back between his lips and sighed, rethinking all the possibilities and the pros of going to this party.

“um…yeah, sure. i’ll come.”

“good,” you smile before unpausing the movie.

𝐄𝐍𝐃.

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[lemmetreatya]

Reiner x fem reader smut - PURE/HONEY

I love this man so much it’s so STUPIIIIIIDDDD!! HELPF MEEEE!! IM CORRUPTED

contains: strong language, oral sex, smut, car sex, pwp

“Get in the back.”

As soon as he had unlocked the car, you heard Reiner grumble those words to you over the vehicle.

Opening the door to the back seats on the right, you clambered in. You didn’t even bother questioning what he was requesting of you — you already knew to start sliding your panties pass the fat of your ass.

The blonde male seemed to already beat you into the car. He was on all fours on top of the left back seats, already reaching his hand out for you.

As your panties pooled around one of your ankles, the both of you leaned in for a quick heated kiss.

When you pulled away, you could already tell the lust in the man’s eyes were dire.

God, you’d never get tired of the sweet slickness of his mouth.

“Rei, promise you won’t long this out. The others’ll get suspicious that we haven’t pulled out from the drive yet.” You whispered against his lips.

Go get a few beers.

That’s all your friends had requested of you both.

The small get together was under way over at Eren, Zeke and Armin’s place. But Connie, having forgotten to bring the drinks (He had ONE job!!), meant that someone needed to therefore go out and get some, considering Connie’s license was temporarily suspended (don’t ask).

Reiner had stupidly offered for the both of you to go get them, which was fine; He had driven you both here, alongside a carpooling Bertholdt, so he was more than capable of being the designated Beer Guy.

But Reiner didn’t accept the request out of good heart and thoughtful sacrifice for his Beerless peers, No. Reiner had accepted the inquiry based on the fact that he’d steal a few minutes away from the group with you because he was just too fucking needy.

“Yeah, I’ll be quick, whatever. Just… Sit back.” He grumbled against your lips, already signalling for you to prop your back up against the passenger door on your side.

Following his command, you sat with your head leaning against the window. Your legs had spread wide open; one hooked over the backseats and one tangled on the car floor.

With his arms hugging around your thighs from beneath, Reiner rode your dress up your body before lowering his face between your legs and giving your glistening core an open mouthed kiss.

Instantly your lips parted and a sweet sound of relief dribbled out from it.

“Okay, yeah. I’ve missed this, fuck.”

What made this whole thing even worse was that neither of you were publicly dating. You’d been sneaking around with each other for a few months but hadn’t told your friends what was going on.

Not that you wanted to; the situationship was purely pleasure based and none of their business.

Like clockwork, your hand found its way to the perch of hair at the top of the man’s head. You believe with the amount of force and the many times you’ve done this, it would definitely result in premature balding.

Oh well! Not your guy, not your problem!

Reiner wasted no time in directly sucking at your clit, his tongue occasionally lapping up the slick that built around it.

This man was definitely on a mission.

With the hunger he devoured you with, you couldn’t help but have your hips gyrate in succession to Reiner’s actions. However, it wasn’t a problem for him — the man only anchored you down in place, his grip on your thighs growing tighter as he continued to feed on your oozing meat.

The coarse love of sex built within the pits of your stomach. You had the want in you to just spill yourself all over this man, bathe him in your fluids and mess his face; wet his beard with the succulent juice of your womanhood.

“Shiiiiit, how long you been waiting to do this to me, Reiner? How long you wanted to suck my fucking pussy, huh?” You drooled.

The moist stirring of your dewy cunt against his lewd mouth filled the sound in between your ask and his reply.

“Since I picked you up ‘n’ saw you in that dress.”

With the way his eyes languidly rolled up to meet yours, you’re sure you’d be able to convince anyone that there was no longer a need to buy the beers; He was already drunk.

“Wannad’ to eat you since then.” He mumbled against your slick.

A pulse fizzed itself straight to your core. Your inner walls desperately clenched at the mere thought that Reiner would have devoured you upon first laying his eyes on you, however denied doing so due to the presence of his best friend in the car ride and then being in a house full of your Other friends.

The thought of Reiner’s self control being the restraint of not even an hour long drove you crazy.

No way was he that addicted to you.

Momentarily, the blonde detached his mouth from your pussy, getting as much comfortable he could in such a tight position before lapping a humid strip from the bottom to the top of your cunt.

After he did that, he sighed a loud sigh of greed. Too much goodness all in a short amount of time. Doused in your pussy — unlimited, unsolicited.

You hummed sweetly down at the man, your bottom lip plump between your teeth.

“You wanted me that bad, huh? Lied to our friends. Said you’d buy beer. But you just wanted my pussy.”

You slurred your vulgar words towards the car ceiling, head thrashed backwards against the window glass. Your breath was laboured, voice higher than usual and your hips were bucking desperately into the man’s mouth.

Reiner knew exactly what those signs meant and so in response, followed through with the usual procedure.

The blonde brought one of his hands from your thighs to the entrance of your womanhood. While his tongue continued to lap at you, his index and middle finger slid between it so that it could part your lips wider and allow himself cleaner access to your clit.

Fuck! That felt good!

It wasn’t at the front of your mind the damage it was creating but you could feel your slick leak out from the bottom of your cunt, most likely creating a wet stain on the fabric of the car seat — just another way to print yourself forever into this man’s brain.

Reiner continued to suckle at your clit, almost as if he wanted to draw honey from it directly. However, he also knew that sucking your bud this late within the session would cause you to whine and roll your body in edging desire which is exactly what he wanted.

You were so close to that freeing feeling of an orgasm, your build up having stored enough points and ready to unleash the ecstatic wave, the words were on the tip of your tongue!

“Reiner, Reiner, Reiner — I’m close. Fuuuuck, I’m g’nna come, I’m g’nna come.”

The man hummed.

Whether in reply to you or enjoyment of your unraveling, you’re unsure but the vibration definitely sent you over the precipice and into that sparkling sensation of a climax.

You moaned aloud into the air, your body stilling whilst the euphoric pleasure of sex washed over you.

Reiner continued to lap you through your orgasm, the feeling of your cunt contracting and releasing in sporadic spurts on his tongue never getting old. He thinks it’s a genuine issue with how obsessed he is with you. How you willingly allow him to undo you and grant him access to witness such a celestial experience again and again.

After he hears the heavy signs of your breathing, Reiner lays your pussy one last wet kiss before raising his head to watch you.

Spent and eyes fluttered shut, your mouth stayed agape as you came down from your high.

“You okay?” Reiner grumbled, voice deep and coarse.

You weakly nodded, your veins still buzzing with endorphin albeit pumping in lower quantities than they were a few seconds ago.

“Yeah, I’m good.” You quickly dabbed at your face, neck and forehead as they were clammy with sweat. “Fuck, Reiner. You ain’t eat shit like that before.”

The man glowered in the compliment, that familiar shy but hubristic lopsided smirk swimming it’s way onto his slick and moistened lips. He however didn’t reply and only lowered his head back down, resting it against your thigh.

Automatically, your hand found itself back within the same spot on his head. Running your fingers through the bristle strands, you watched down at the man.

Never would you have thought that the actions and decisions you’ve made in your life would mean you’d end up like this: Relishing within post-orgasm glow as your long-time friend had his head laid up on your thigh, in the back of his car on the drive way of your Other long-time friend’s house.

However, you had to momentarily catch yourself from thinking but isn’t that a good thing? Because it wasn’t supposed to be a good thing or a meaningful thing or anything for that matter. It was just a thing. No feelings, no strings and definitely no How Did We Get Here? Questions.

It was simply a mutual understanding between two friends.

Removing your hand from Reiner’s hair, you started to sit yourself up properly against the car door. You hadn’t realised that your posture had slouched.

“Want me to do you now?”

Reiner started to get up concerning you had moved your position. He sat up onto his heels as a look of conflict flickered over his face.

He knew well what you were referring to because that’s how most sessions went. The beautiful art of Equivalent Exchange. But Reiner doesn’t know if he wants to abide by that this time. For once, he feels that he’s satisfied with just basking in you alone.

Shaking his head, Reiner declined.

“Nah. Just wanted to taste you. I don’t need anything in return.”

You’d be lying if you said you didn’t feel your heart slightly flutter at the proclamation. It’s not like you were falling for this man (“No! Never!” You said into the side-eying void) but you were moved at the prospect that he was okay with simply bathing in you and nothing else.

Whether that’d be the case for the rest of the night, you weren’t sure, but that was for Future You to deal with.

“Naw, Reiner. How sweet of you.” You mocked, the playful tone in your voice a quick bounce back to the natural dynamic the two of you had: Push and Pull.

“Oi!” Any crack of vulnerability that was visible before was now wiped from the man’s face as his expression screwed into one of faux disgust.

You watched as Reiner reached forward between the gap of the passenger and driver’s seat to retrieve a pack of wipes that he kept within the glove compartment.

When he pulled back into your space, he othered you a wipe before pulling one for himself and giving a verbal answer.

“Don’t get any ideas, I’m not being sweet at all. If anything, I’m being wildly selfish and I’m fine with that.” He bemused.

“How so?”

“Well, now it means you owe me a Bonk.”

“A Bonk?” You questioned. What was he on about?

Reiner began to wipe at his mouth with the wipes, shacking at the tuff of his beard before explaining.

“Yeah, a Bonk. You still owe me, I’m just not cashing it in now. I’m saving it for another time. When I want to cash in that favour? I use my Bonk.” He said matter-of-factly.

Pulling the wipe away from between your thighs, you gave Reiner a perplexed look.

“The fuck? How is that fair? Why do you get to save a Bonk for later! Why can’t I save a Bonk?!”

“I told you, I’m being selfish.” With a slyer smirk than before, Reiner shrugged before handing you another wipe. “You just gotta play the game, sweetheart.”

With a scoff and no form of comeback, you turned your head away from the man.

All the more ways to hide the smile that was chiding at your lips.

“Boy, I— Reiner, just go buy them beers!”

(“Yo, why does it smell like sex in here?”

Even whilst sloshed on five bottles of Peroni and two Budweisers, Bertholdt’s sense of smell was still working over time.

Reiner, only now getting into the driver’s seat pulled a regretful face at his friend’s observation. He was unsure how Bertholdt was still able to smell his previous Sins concerning the two of you had gone to ‘Get the Beers’ hours ago.

“It’s probably just your head playing tricks on you, Bert. Just lie down for now, okay?” You said, as you piled into the passenger’s seat.

As soon as you sat down, you gave Reiner a concerned look. Did Bertholdt catch on? Reiner could only shrug and quickly shake his head as he mouthed that he didn’t know.

Starting up the car, the blonde took a look at his rearview mirror. He was momentarily relieved that Bertholdt was complying to your instruction to lie down. If he was asleep, it was less questions for the both of you.

That was until there was a weird groan from the back.

“Why is this seat wet?” Bertholdt muttered.

The air at the front of the car seemed to run cold. Reiner stilled with his hands on the wheel. You paused just before you could click your seatbelt in.

With a few echoing sniffs, Bertholdt rapidly sat up.

“Ew, guys what the fuck?!”)

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 28 omg omg

mid season finale let's go batchersss 🤟

The Bad Batch 2x08

sleepy Wrecker 🤫🤲

Gonky and Echo watching Omega meditate 🥺

Omega asking Echo if he wants to try she was so innocently asking too 🥲

"I don't enjoy solitude" 💔😭

"hey boys" Rex my whole ass heart 🥰💕

lmao gives no details just is like ok meet me on coruscant like it's nbd 💀

how long has it been since they've been there ??

I'm assuming they've been there ?? idk ??

Rex introducing tbb like Cody did 🥲🤲 and Omega's little wave 💕

Echo keeping Omega back from the body, mom

the identifying number being wiped and Tech being the one to comment on not knowing that was a thing.... foreshadowing ? 👀

Echo stepping up immediately to speak in the senate 🥺

Hunter: "the senate won't listen to us, we're deserters" ... who Rampart said died in *his* attack, so the perfect people imo

"a simple data collection" right in the middle of imperial coruscant lololol ily Rex 💕

Chuchi and Omega team up 🥳🙌

they clearly don't think Chuchi is in that much danger bc they let Omega go with her ...

Omega with all her questions 🥺 she's learning everything she can

Omega's face seeing Rampart lmao meeee

he didn't even look at her 🙄

"there's nothing else she can do" HA idiot watch her go actually

Omega's run to look over the edge 🤲

"which one belongs to the clones?" heartbreaking 😫😭

I relate to Chuchi on a personal level, she cares sm about the clones 💕

Bail in dad mode keeping an eye on Omega hehe

Omega's confidence in tbb is so precious 🤲

Senator Burtoni lol blast from the past

the way she looks at Omega makes me uncomfy 👀

she gives zero fks about kamino girlll

"because I'm a clone too... it was my home .... and im angry" YES OMEGA SPEAKING UP FOR HERSELF TO A KAMINOAN I'M SO PROUD 🥳

Wrecker nearly getting zapped 👀

*mission impossible theme plays*

Wreckers saw !! bro I love it !!

Rex helping as many brothers as he can 🥺🤲

mans says he's helped "not enough" brothers... yeah but how many pls

"help's hard to come by these days..." Rex just ask him you know he'll go with you 🥲

"taking a lesson from your squad, we improvise" !!! tcw flashbacks lol I love when they have no plan 💕

knife knife knife 👀

"this is him better" Wrecker you've got this bby !!

lmao Tech controlling the cart from his datapad

Hunter's growl at Tech (again) 👀🤭

sneaky bois shhh 🤫

@anonymous-galager said Tech sounds like Crosshair in this scene hehe

regs: 'ayo someone activated the bridge' tbb + Rex: 'hey boys' they're so unserious while I'm hyperventilating 💀

the clones coming to stop tbb boys !! they're doing it for you !! 😫

Hunter: "new plan. 14, 5, 86" Wrecker: "all of them!?" I will never get tired of their plans 💕 (don't look at me plan 99 I'm not talking about you)

Rex: "we need an exit strategy" Echo: "got one, we're going over them" Rex: 😳 ??

Rex dodging blaster bolts 👌

"this should be interesting" Rex 🤝 Cody saying the same thing about tbb

Tech piloting the escape pod lmao he can literally fly anything

Rampart 🔫😈

lol he really thought he did something 💀

Omega's disguise wearing one of Chuchi's ponchos 🥰💕 Cal Kestis is coming for that poncho 👀

Rex giving Omega the data !! how much they all trust her 🥺

Rampart's whole speech full of rubbish 🙄

Omega catching her breath after running that whole way 🥺 you did good bby 💕

YES CHUCHI PLAY THAT EVIDENCE 🥳

Omega having to relive kamino being destroyed 😭💔

I PANICKED ITS PALPS 🙃

I hate that they twisted the whole thing so bad 😡😡😡

"I was following orders" well well well how the turn tables

the clones taking him away !!! it's like poetry, it rhymes 👌

Chuchi looked so defeated 😭😭😭

Omega hearing the introduction of stormtroopers ... I'm stuck in the foetal position forever 💔😫

Rex hating on palpatine hehe

"the fate of all the clones is now sealed because of us" AND THEY THINK ITS THEIR FAULT I HATE IT HERE 😫😭💔

"I will keep fighting for the clones" me too babes

I thought it was weird tbb just seemed to know Echo would go with Rex but it has taken me this long to realise they probably all discussed it while Omega was taking the data in 🙃😭

each of their lil moments with Echo 🥲

poor Omega probably blames Rex for Echo leaving 💔

"we're a squad" "we need you too" ...when I cry forever 😭

Omega literally jumping into his arms 🥺 and then wiping her tears away *screams into pillow*

the sad clone music I am in spain without the s

"keep an eye on them" ~ mom worrying about the kids

THE CROSSHAIR PARALELLS HELP-

and she's hugging Lula again 💔💔💔💔

I knew it'd be a bad idea to leave it all this close together I am gonna be an absolute wreck watching the s2 finale and going straight into s3 🙃

[marcyyss]

' Summer Romance '

Bruce Yamada x Reader

I took this idea from a hc post, i dont remember the person's user so pls if u know it tag them :(

Summary: you and Bruce always go to the same summer camp, and since then you two are best friends! You guys know that you like each other but never make a move, till one summer

Today was the most waited day for you, it was the first day of summer camp and you get to see Bruce once again!

You were waiting for Bruce's car in the enter of the camp, you were nervous because your friends told you to confess to him this summer, you were always talking about him, his eyes, his smile, his hair and how much you missed him

As you were daydreaming about him, you heard a car parking close so you turned to that car and you saw the most handsome, cute, pretty and adorable boy of all time " Bruce Yamada " looking at you with a big smile, as always so you run to him and give him a big hug

— " Bruce, i missed you so much! "

— " I missed you too y/n! How are you? "

— " Im great of course, because im with youuu "

— " Haha stop it, my parents are here "

Bruce said goodbye to his parents and they left.

— " I love your parents, they are so sweet.. not like you "

— " I never saw YOUR parents tho "

— " They dont like you "

— " My in-laws dont like me?! "

It was a common joke between you two, everyone thought that you and Bruce were a couple so you let them think that because its funny

— " I dont like you either, next summer im going to stop going here and leaving you ALL alone "

— " Finally, a peaceful summer "

— " So Bruce.. We should get inside right? "

— " Sure, lets see what "FUN" activities we get this year "

You two enter the camp, it is a nice place, nature, friends, adults that they are supposed to be helpful but they arent.

Actually you guys are "famous" there, everyone know you two, and you know everyone

— " I always thought thag i will be super lonely here and everyone will hate me "

You said, randomly as always

— " Yeah, i know, but little silly me talked to you so now i have to stand you all summer. "

— " YEAH BUT, you love me, your parents love me, now kiss me Brucyyy~ "

— " BRUCY?! Thats the best nickname you could think of? "

— " Duh, what kind of name is Bruce anyways? I cant think of anything else "

— " DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY NAME. "

You and Bruce were either the BEST team in the activities or rivals who wants the other to lose.

Like in some activitie which you and other person had one of ur feet tied together and you had to go to the finish line first to win!

You and your partner fall, and Bruce and his partner won. Of course you said that Bruce pushed you but he did not ( or he did?.. )

And in a fishing activie, you two were in the same team and the camp had fish to eat for a whole week

The part that you two enjoyed the most was sleeping time, you and Bruce sneak out of the cabins and go for a walk by the lake, its like a rutine of everyday, breakfast, activities, lunch, rest, activities, dinner, and walk by the lake

— " So.. This girl Penny looked at you with love eyes "

— " I kissed her last year, totally not worth it "

— " Maybe she got better in kissing? "

— " Maybe she didn't? I dont want to kiss her again, im traumatized for last time "

— " HAH, its not worse then when i had to kiss JAKE "

— " I Can't believe that you actually did it. "

— " I wasn't going to lose truth or dare "

— " Surprised that no one asked us to kiss tho "

— " Awww Brucyyy do you want to kiss meeee? "

— " Yeah. No. "

— " You are diying to kiss my lips mua muaaa "

time passes and you two sit near the lake

— " Im so exhausted, doing activities and games all day is tiring "

Bruce said, as he lays down on the floor

— " Yeah, i know, its kinda fun tho.. "

— " Of course it its, its fun spending time with you and beating you on games "

— " You know im the best "

— " Yeah sure y/n, I AM the best "

— " You know Bruce? I always liked you "

— " Ugh, disgusting "

— " You are disgusting! "

— " Yeah, i like you too "

— " Damn, i guess i should kiss your ugly and disgusting face now MMWAAAAK "

You grabbed his face and kissed him

— " Ew, so disgusting, you are a worst kisser then Penny "

— " Shut up. "

Agggg i love Bruce

[axverelalol]

Bowser x Female Reader

just know im not good at writing x reader things but my bsf requested this soo ill try- also im puting these in parts cause i got school and im tired a bit but ill try to post part/chp 2 later

Y/D/C = Your Dress Color

Y/H/C = Your Hair Color

Y/E/C = Your Eye Color

Its been a while since you were at bowsers place helping Mario save Peach. so peach decided to thank you by taking You,Mario,Luigi,and Daisy on a small trip along with Rosalina!! (haha i didnt know who else to say..i probably spelled her name wrong but lol) 

                                             (Peach POV)

“I really havent thought about where we’ll go.. hmm, maybe ill leave a note in Y/N’s room saying to meet me in the mushroom field. then maybe she could help me!” 

                               After Writing The Letter.

“Finally! now i can just lay it on her desk since she’s asleep at this time.”

                                            (Y/N POV)

After waking up you decided to go back to sleep since it was only 7:30am, but to your surprise you have a letter from your dear friend peach!! you slowly open the letter hoping that nothing bad happened.

  Letter: Good morning Y/N!! i need your help! but its not    an Emergency. i need your help to plan the trip!! i said it without knowing where to go but i thought i did, but sadly i didn’t, so i was hoping you could help me??? meet me at Mushroom Field at 8:30am! i know its a bit early but i think you can manage!! 

        - your dear friend Peach.

 “Me? why Meeee!” flopping back on to your bed whimpering. “ well i mean, i have nothing better to do so.. why not?” you tiredly hop out of bed and go to your closet to get dressed. you decide to wear your favorite Y/D/C. then you head out to the mushroom field to see peach there sitting at a table out in the beautiful field of mushrooms,flowers,water and everything else! 

“Oh! Y/N Over here!!” Peach kindly calling out to you.

“Oh so, what is it that you need help with again??” you curiously ask.

“Well, remember when i said i was going to take You,Mario,Luigi,Daisy, And Rosalina on a small trip??

“Yeah?” 

“I need help with that, i cant think of anywhere!!” 

“Oh, well uhm..maybe..i have a place but your not gonna like it..” you say quietly 

“Well? What is it??!?” Peach says curiously… 

“I went there with Luigi..it did NOT go well..but, its Bowers “fancy” place..”

Peach just sat there in her place not saying not one word at all

“Peach?…” you said quietly 

“Oh! uhm sorry Y/N but.. are you sure?..”

“…Yeah..im sure…” you said nervously

“Well then..uh we’ll leave at 11am !! make sure to let the others know! and again, thanks Y/N” Peach said hugging you

“Of course�� hugging her back. then she gets up and leaves to pack her things while you sit there and think about how to keep Princess Peach safe and AWAY from Bowser at all cause. 

 after a while it was finally 10:20am after you and peach told everyone to pack you were still having trouble figuring out how to keep Bowser away from Peach so you decided to go to Daisy and Rose (aka Rosalina) For help. 

“Daisy? Rose?” you call out to them surprisingly they were in the same room. 

“Were in here!” Daisy said.

“Oh uh, i need you two to help me with something, and it has something to do with the trip.”

“What it is Darling??” Rose said.

“Well uhm-

“What? Say it!” Daisy said

“Okok so about the trip right? were going somewhere me and Luigi went to. so we could try it out but it was “Bowsers Fancy Place”, thats where were going i told peach we should go there cause she didnt know where to go, then she approved it. now i need a plan to KEEP BOWSER AWAY FROM HER.”

“Oh.. well we definitely can help! but we’ll need some help from Mario and Luigi.”  Rose said slowly..

“Thanks guys!” you three hugged then got up to tell Luigi and Mario the thing you needed help with

                         After telling Luigi and Mario

“So?? can you help us?” said rose

“Ehhh, I dont know” said Mario 

“Please, Pleassseeeeee” said all three of you girls

Mario Sighed “Fine. But only for Peach. Not you three.” 

“YES”  All three of you said

they ran out going to finish packing their bags 

“Yeah, We’ll Totally Survive this trip.” Said Mario…

                      After Mario left Luigi said…

“yeah were all gonna die..”

[skeletood]

MORE LAUGHS HAVE BEEN HAD

You know the drill:

Sad Boys:

- The emo dude wasn’t emo enough. make him more emo damn cowards

- “what’s she doing that for?” hugging, Beavis? You don’t know what that is? Beavis? nvm im not surprised Bro has only received one hug in his life and it was from Anderson

- I love that they’re too stupid to be sad. Like that just works out so well for everyone especially themselves. 

- Beavis and Butthead do not pass the turing test:

- It’s kinda nice to see people taking their “emotions” seriously? Like actually trying to help them too bad they dont deserve it 

- She aggravates me. I can’t pinpoint why but she just does

- LIMP ASS WRIST. I could snap ur twig arm in half u damn fruit cake (affectionate)

- ALSO TINIEST HAND IN THE WORLD!!! HOW ARE YOU SO SMALL!!! JUST LIKE GET BIGGER DUMB ASS I COULD KILL YOU

- “Really? >:[” God I love the amount of bitchy Butthead moments this season. Pretty sure I’ve gotten to mention that like every thoughts post so far. ITS JUST SO GOOD THEYRE LETTING HIM BE THE CUNT WE ALWAYS KNEW HE IS

- THESE LOOK LIKE THEY WERE SO FUN TO DRAWWWWW

- Not a single thought in that head

- I ALSO GOTTA SAY HOW MUCH IVE BEEN LOVING THE BEAVIS VOICEWORK THIS SEASON LIKE THERE ARE SOME WILD SOUNDS COMING OUT OF THIS KID AND I LOVE IT so many good screams and freakouts im a huge fan when beavis sounds not human

Good episode, many good laughs, always love to see them doing nothing for a whole episode but hurting themselves. classic boys :]

Are You There God? It’s Me, Beavis:

- Friend of animals: Beavis

- pipe wrench lookin ass. idk im tired

- “You’re pretty smooth it’s weird that you never score. :]” First of all shut up thats not a hetero and normal thing to say to ur friend Also the bit of Butthead saying nothing and just giving Beavis A Look after he says smn stupid gets me every fucking time

- “I’m not like a pervert or something” Okay Beavis. Sure

- IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL DAMN IT. IM NORMAL TOO I PROMISE IM NORMAL YOU TRUST ME.NOW NOWNOWNWONOWNOWNOWNOW

- OHHH THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIN GET HIS ASS BEAVIS

YEAH PULL HIS HAIR SCRATCH HIS EYES OUT

- RUN FAIRY BOY RUN

HIS GOOFY ASS RUN KILLS MEEEE

- Fever induced hallucination not-god is a whiteman. well ill be damned

- so proud of our boy for just embracing what he really is inside: a fucknasty freak <3 good for you Beavis

- Again with the fucking awesome Beavis voicework its so good ITS SO GOOD RUGHGRRRRR

In Conclusion: Wonderfully silly episodes! They did nothing and nothing was resolved just as the world of Beavis and Butthead should be :] Honestly pretty glad it was nice simple eps this week I couldn’t take another emotionally taxing one. Ya boy’s still reeling after looking too deep into Take A Bow. BUT THESE WERE SO FUN I’m really happy with them. I had it in my brain that they were gunna like mistake Beavis having rabies for him being like possessed and try to get him exorcised.  okay im like passing out goodnight ehehe

oh and we continue the streak of no piss drinking we are on a ROLL LETS GOOOOO

[nobie]

I watched s3 ep1 of The Bad Batch but it’s just me crying and screaming:

-sad wet puppy crosshair augghh. omega is just a baby i love her sm. the other clones in the facility are just as tired and sad. Oop Nala Se was about to say too much. I mean I can put two and two together but damn this depressing. Omega has a plan she too smart! Omega gets to walk through this facility pretty freely soooo I see em breaking out from the inside. OOOOOH THE CROSSHAIR SHAKEY HANDS OOOOOOH YEAAH FUUUUUU HES TRAUMATIZED AUGGGH. I can fix him. he just needs a hug. OOOOH SHES MAKING HER OWN LUULA OOOOH KAY. GREAT NOW IM CRYING. (As I hold onto my own luula literally). Oh shit time passed. I thought she got a hair cut but her hair grew. Damn it’s safe to say it’s been months. She still visits crosshair oh my goodness. “Forget me” FUCK. HE SAIDIT OMFJSJDJ OOOOOFUUUUUUU HE SAID HER NAME AAAAAAAAAA. HELP MEEEE HE SAID IT SO SWEETLY HOLD UP WTF OOOOOOH IMMA THROW UP. “Omega” HOLY SHIT. “Don’t risk anything for me. I belong in here.” FFS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE YOU FR OMF HELP ME CROSSHAIR PLS YOU DONT DESERVE THIS. Don’t take her little Luula. It’s about to go down.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

FR THO, like atp we need just a filter for asks 🙄 It's nice to interact with your favs

I might post my writing out of boredom, because I have one written already, but I feel like if I post it I'm not gonna be able to post regularly. Just because I lose motivation, and die 😭

ALSO ARE YOU IN MY WALLS OR SMTH? I WROTE MY ART COMMENT THINKING OF MY DRAWING OF CHOSO 💀 I keep staring at it I love it sm I CANNOTT, rumor has it if you come into my room you might catch me pecking a kiss onto the page. God I love Choso sm, hes on my mind all the time, like atp I'm gonna charge him for rent 😭

Srsly tho, I didn't mean to draw him. I've been thinking of him so often that when I started drawing in my sketchbook, it just.. Turned into him. I don't even really be drawing men (I find it difficult, I have a really feminine style 💀) but I did it, and he looks a little cutesy rather than smexy, but for some reason it fits him??

Someone please end my suffering, well it isn't suffering, but I'm so obsessed with him 😔💔 I don't mind it, until my friends tell me I'm annoying cause I keep talking about him (Honestly they're sick in the head and need help, which I will NOT give cause this is so fake of them. I'll remember these moments when they call me at 9 pm again 😒)

BUT FR HELP, LIKE WHY DID MY FRIENDS KEEP ME UP UNTIL 5 AM?!?! I WOKE UP AT 3 PM, SO I'M TIRED. Gonna have to take a nap to even it out 😞 My dentures are tired yk? My bones ache from being awake 😢 (I love being dramatic)

But get to work. My forehead is cold and in need of ekisses 🤞😋 (I keep reading what you said because it makes me giggle, you're so funny 😭🙏)

GAHHJJSJAKKA, Im literally squealing like a little girl over all the romantic things in all of your stories omgomgomg. I NEED SOMEONE TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS, Standards have been risen impossibly high 💀

XOXO 👽 (Might nap after this, I'll let you know 😽)

oh yeah if i don’t write a whole smau before posting it i would never post regularly LMFAO that’s how it was with my first smaus …. shivers… BUTTTT who cares about posting regularly post ur writing 😈😈😈😈

yes i’m in ur walls if u hear scratching its just meeee! but no i get it the choso brain rot is REAL and debilitating… just a brain full of choso…. omg how silly u mostly draw women and i mostly draw men… i think the only women i draw is like rei and shoko LMFAO

YOULL RMBR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN THEY CALL AT 9PM LMFOAOAOAOA…. UNTIL 5AM??? i’d die like i’d simply pass away i fear.

i am glad u like the… romantic… aspects of my writing bc …. i suck at writing the romance parts i fear anyway i hope u had a good nap if u did nap !

[kustas]

modern anime is fuck ugly im tired of the excessive post prod comp effects and the uncanny designs why is everything so glossy and yet flat and without personality...ive seen people hail anime fans for being the first animation fandom who made it mainstream to care about the artistry behind the shows but the only things i see celebrated are sakuga vfx compilations and the same boring 3 combat shots that have camera movements...its so hard to find a show that doesn't look like crap...help meeee

[booplol]

Bad day?

Hello! This is a fic of 3 of my ocs! 

THIS IS AN SFW TICKLE FIC! Warnings: gay

this is my first ff that i am posting so im sorry if it sucks 👍

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  Rye opened the door to the small apartment and saw Ethan making food for them. "Hey love, how was your-"

  Rye was already gone and shut the door of the bedroom behind him. He took off his bag and coat and flopped on the bed for a sec. He was so tired, his boss was up his ass, his friend's dog got sick, he was in pain, everything that could have gone wrong today went wrong. He just could not think about talking to people right now.

 Knock knock.

"...Rye? You okay love?"

Ethan was definitely a bit annoyed she was ignored, but decided to put that aside and help their boyfriend.

"...I'm fine, sorry babe, can I have like 5 minutes to change?" "Of course, come out when you're done." Rye slightly smiled, he loved his partner so much. They made him feel so welcomed, Rye felt bad about what he did, so about five minutes later after changing into some pajamas, he went to the kitchen to check on Ethan.

"Hey babe, sorry about ignoring you, it's been a long day..." "Wanna talk about it?"

Rye sighed and laid his head on Ethan's shoulder. He explained all the bs he was put through that day, his boss, the customers, the dog, and whatever else. Ethan listened and finished making dinner for the three.

Ding dong!

"Hiiii did you miss me?"

Leaf shining like a bright star wheeled into the kitchen and gave Ethan a kiss before turning to Rye and smiling. Rye gave a half smile back and Leaf knew something was up. Rye is scared of telling Leaf some things because when xe know Rye is sad, they make is a war in order to make sure he is happy. Leaf immediately asked.

"Rye? What happened?" "W-what? Nothing! Just tired..." "No, that's a face of sadness, if you don't tell me right now mister, you know what I will do?" "WAIT! W-wait I know! I'll tell you..." "Wait, what will Leaf do?"

Ethan now clearly interested and mad he was not apart of this little secret he needed to know what it was now.

"N-NOTHING!! DON'T WORRY!" "Let's just say I have a way of getting him happy!"

Ethan was intrigued,

"Well, what is it?" "...Grab Rye and give him a bear hug."

Rye immediately bolted to his room, with Ethan chasing right behind him. Ethan's fighting experience mixed with his 6 day a week gym routine, he was much faster and stronger than Rye and gave him a bear hug. Leaf came in not long after and smiled deviously.

"Alright, you can't tell ANYONE. Got it?" "Uh... yeah got it."

Leaf grabbed Rye's hips and squeezed, with that squeeze was a following squeal. Following that was Rye's face turning bright red. Ethan know immediately what was going on.

"Ryeeee, how could you leave this from meeee?!" "Shuhuhuhut uhuhp!" "Hey! Don't talk to Ethan like that!"

Ethan lightly pressed Rye against the wall and started spidering his sides, causing him to slide down the wall. Leaf got out of the wheelchair cautiously, and sat on Rye's legs and poked at his knees. This sent him an octave higher than what he was before.

"Wowww, I have never seen him laugh like this before! It's so cute!" "It's more than cute! He loves it no matter what he tells you."

Rye could not handle the teasing and the tickling, it was unbearable!

"EheEHhheheEHehehHEHEHEHHEhehehe! NAHHahaHAHtTTt ThEERERHRHEREE!"

Ethan had made it right next to his belly button, he started lightly scratching at the hole and, when I tell you he screamed, yes, he screamed.

Ethan was shocked, she has never seen their boyfriend so vulnerable before, it shocked him. He began scratching the bully button lighter, which reacted in squeaky giggles and hiccups.

"ehEEHEHEHEheehe. IhihIhih HahAHAataTehHEHE yohohoho GuYsS!" "Really? You think it's funny! Why can't we?"

Rye tried to kick, but that didn't work. Leaf eventually work xeir way to his feet. He shrieked and threw his head back, nearly smacking the wall and trying to escape this tickle torture! When Leaf scratched up and down his soles so lightly, he lost his composure and dignity. He thrashed and tried to escape, the ONE thing he could not take was this! Ethan let go of Rye's hands and joined Leaf who still had Rye's legs trapped. They both grabbed each foot and lightly tickled each foot.

"AHAHHAHAHAH! NOHOHOHO! I'M- I'M NOHOHOHOT SAHAHAHAHD ANAHAHANAHNYMOHOHOHOHOREEEEE! PLEAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEAHAHSEEEE!"

Leaf heard these pleads and decided to slow down and go back to his knees, lightly tracing circles and squares and squiggles into the sensitive skin. Ethan went back to his boyfriend's torso and lightly scratched his sides. Rye's laughter died down into squeaky, quiet laughter.

"Do you feel better?" "Y-yehahaheahhaha."

As they stopped and Rye caught his breath entirely, Leaf turned to him,

"Rye, please don't be afraid to tell me things. I love you and respect you, okay?" "...yeah. I will. Thank you."

Beep! Beep! Beep!

"wtf... OH SHIT THE FOOD."

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Hiii! Sorry this was shit, this is my first fic! I am very tired and maybe a bit high but y'know, slay.

So yea hope u likeditokbye.

-Z