This one a lil freaky so i had to ask my girl. Yk that sound thats like we are Siamese if you please, we are Siamese if you don’t please meowwww. Well I was thinking bout rafe fucking twins (threesome) and their identical but he just didn’t realise how identical. Their tits are the same, the way they wrap their hands around his dick. But it’s freaky like he’s like kiss amd they look at each other tilting their heads and they kiss in sort of a friendly way as in I love you sis, but idk how to explain it their so innocent they don’t find it like romantic so he’s like make out and they do and their all giggly amd like I love you so much sissy and then he’s just like enough both of you on my dick. And like the whole night like the wildest threesome
girl idk if I have the writing abilities for this
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we can debate the ethics of rpf all day long but the bottom line that we can’t get away from is that its funny to edit black and white images of celebrities into the “rpf is fine” image with their name as the source
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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.
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they mentioned girl Jax in the VA stream so I HAD to draw her chat
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the magnus protocol episode 3 - putting down roots:
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hey man was it platonic when you held me in your arms and gazed into my eyes lovingly
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i would just like to point down the fact that wei wuxian only washed away all the powder from his face after the juniors fought against the mysterious arm. he only wiped it a bit by then. which means that the cool "awake yet?" line where he pulled the corpses up was done with him looking like a clown who was drenched in rain.
the first time he saw his future husband in his new body was when he was looking so ridiculous he, himself, got terrified after glancing at the mirror. bitch was acting all powerful and awesome until you remember the whole time he was doing it looking like a buffonish puppet who oh so literally came to life.
wei wuxian's story sometimes is a fucking comedy, i swear. there's a reason why nobody respected him at first, i see it.
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Identity shenanigans are a hallmark of all superhero fanfictions and i will never get tired of writing them.
This is from chapter 19 of my fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) which is like 100k (so far) of Tim and Danny being idiots like this please go read it it's a labor of love.
just the painted bit below the cut :) if you want it
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Wait I’m just realizing how funny it is that springtrap/ William and all his variations see an unhappy child with brown hair, brown eyes and striped shirt and immediately goes … yes I must have him as my own like 🧍♂️
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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??
Here's both of them
Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.
which ones funnier i honestly can't tell
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So it really happens to people? You know, the "toilet paper sticks out of your pants" thing.? I can't believe it.
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Crazy? I used to be crazy. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats- and rats. . . They make me crazy. . .
You sound like somebody I don't remember...
-Tim
(OOC: this is so OOC but @studentfilmyoulying and I have an inside joke headcanon that Jay has this as a vocal stim and accidentally pissed off Tim with it when they first met, so when I got this ask I IMMEDIATELY needed to draw this)
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