#im supposed to be studying smh

[raksh-writes]

Haven’t written as much for my thesis today as I would’ve liked, but I did make a nice, rough draft/online of what else I want in that section of the chapter + did some research and an outline of what I want to add to the first section, so both are more even in length (seeing as this second part is prob end up quite substantial), so I think it's still been a pretty good day productive-wise.

I definitely won’t be able to finish the whole chapter before the end of the week, hell, I will prob finish only this second section and not even start on the third one or adding all those bits to the first part, but hopefully when I send over what I do managed on friday/weekend, it'll be enough to placate my supervisior. I'll let her know too that Im gonna keep on writing the chapter and hopefully finish it by the end of next month (first two weeks are internship so I don’t see much writing being done 🙈) and send her the rest whenever its finished. Then I plan to start on the second chapter so that I keep it going during the summer.

It's all... very optimistic, I'll admit 😂 but gotta at least try to reach those goals and see how it goes, eh?

[attemptinghaikyuu]

It takes time… and your mom

*G/n reader x Trans woman Semi Eita

A/n: spoiling y’all with more pride month writing smh… on a more serious note, this is an idea I was vibing with, and I’m glad more people got the vibe then less when I made the poll for it

💙💖🤍💖💙

“Does this one look good?” Semi asks, inspecting the fabric with a critical look.

You’re getting a little tired of the clothes shopping if you’re being honest, but looking at the gray hair curling behind Semi’s ears and the fitted punk style dress in front of you, you can’t help acting over the top.

You gasp, “Babe, baby. You’re gorgeous,” standing up, you make big gestures with your hands to signal a twirl. Semi obliges your whims with a roll of the eyes.

You see the smirk on her lips though. It’s not a secret, you both know she loves the attention.

“Okay, yes this is the one.” You say it with finality.

“You said that about the fourth dress,” she turns to you, looking almost judgmentally. “Which one do you like best?”

“I’d say they’re all my favorite, especially if you tell me to say it and it means we can go get food soon,” you smile.

“Little insincere don’t ya think?” Semi’s eyebrow is raised. She crosses her arms and takes another glance at the mirror in front of her.

“What? How~” you almost laugh, you don’t realize she’s not joking until you see a slight frown out of the corner of your eyes.

“Ah Eita, I’m kidding,” you move to where you can see her face fully, guilt pooling when you have the full view of your girlfriends face. “Im sorry, I’m just getting a little hungry is all.” You grab her hand and give a squeeze while you wait for her to say something. You start fiddling with her fingers as time keeps going by, twirling one of the rings she has.

“I’ll be honest about what I think, but it’s hard giving feedback when you already know what looks good on you.” You add belatedly.

“I don’t.”

“What?” You’re confused.

She glances at you. “I don’t know what looks good on me,” she pulls her hand away from yours with a sigh and sits down, letting her head rest on one hand once she’s sitting.

You sit beside her after a moment of studying her figure. She’s beautiful.

“You know, I think you don’t mean that,” you wait to see if she’s going to say something. You’re surprised when she doesn’t tell you that you just sounded like a mom with that line. You rub the back of your neck, a little unsure where you’re going. “I mean, I know you’re trying on new things, and it’s definitely different now… but just cause you’ve never worn dresses before doesn’t mean you can’t know you look good in them...”

You bump her shoulder. “Right?”

Turning to you, she shakes her head and your heart drops before she says, “I’m just not sure how this works, how am I supposed to do this?”

That you know how to answer without even thinking.

“You’re already doing it.” It’s simple and you’re waiting for the ‘that’s cheesy’ but instead you get a head leaning against your own.

“Thanks,” she turns and gives your forehead a kiss with closed eyes.

You grin, happily enjoying the moment until Semi decides to add one more thing.

“You kinda sounded like my mom or something with that speech.”

“EITA!”

[xcherryerim]

I’m so sad, I gotta study for my math exam today and tomorrow… smh

like i’m just a girl, im supposed to write fanfic not study math like why would i need that anyways 🙄

[therhythmafterthesummer]

it’s really hot where i live theres supposed to be a storm and its still hot :) i have a presentation in a half hour but ive sweated through my shirt multiple times IDK HOW I SMELL GOOD EVEN NOW. And im super nervous cos the friend i got rid of (and sent u asks ab) 🙁 is in this class and im scared theyre gonna say sth shitty ab it in front of everyone but it’s less likely.

wish werewolf chris was my college bf he would help me study in the library and find a cold spot, but itd be hard to not let him scent me every time someone says i look nice 🤦🏻‍♀️. Did i tell u there are frequent power outages to save for the storm which menas no AC? MY LIFE IS SO BORING I HATE THAT UR WEREWOLF CHRIS ISNT REAL :(

anyway pretty how are you?

- 🐧

how'd the presentation go??? did your ex-friend do anything?? i hope not !

also i hate heat. i'm a cold weather type of person sdkjfhsdjk so i get it.

baby, i hate that my werewolf chris isn't real either lmao. we should make a club at this point. where's our werewolf bf ready to kiss the floor we walk on???? life is unfair smh

i'm doing very meh today. stayed up late and woke up super early so i'm super tired, which is partially why it's taken me so long to get to this ask, i'm sorry sdkjfhskdjf

[callilouv]

ive been doing fine dw, it's just that classes have been so overwhelming smh + who wants to study hydrocarbons man, definitely not me >:'D (we legit had to catalogue all the variants of the benzene ring in consumer chem,, THAT'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE A SUBJECT BUT I JUST HAD TO BE ENROLLED IN THE SCI TECH NETWORK HUHUHUHUHUHUHU)

my teachers are all asking me to explain the lessons for them because apparently my words are more effective im sobbign 😭

WHY R UR TEACHERS ASKING YOU TO EXPLAIN THE LESSONS THOUGHHH😭

[earthlyhansol-blog]

RULES: ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS THEN TAG TEN OTHER PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER.

thanks to the lovely @freckledjaehyun for tagging me ♡

How tall are you? 5'3

What color are your eyes? gray

Do you wear contacts and/or glasses? I wear glasses

Do you wear braces? nope

What is your fashion style? I try my best to find the most baggiest 80s looking sweaters at thrift stores and mom jeans cause they are comfortable af

When were you born? 4 oct (birthday buddies with jeonghan) ♡

What are your favorite pastimes? Reading, writing, playing piano, walking outside (only when it’s raining) listening to music

How old are you? Im a 5 year old in an 18 year olds body

Do you have any sibilings? Yes (too many)

What are your favorite subjects? music theory, english, history

What are your favorite movies? The outsiders, the goonies, edward scissorhands, stand by me (I’m 80s trash)

do you have any regrets? of course

What is your dream job? I want to be an archeologist :)

Would you like to get married? Idk

Do you want kids? How many? I love kids but I’ll more than likley settle for adoption

How many countries have you visited? Only 1 and it was mexico though I really hope I could visit more bcs I love traveling

What was your scariest dream? There was a school shooting, I jumped in front of someone to save them but the bullet when through me and killed the person I was trying to save

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other? hoshi from svt lmao

Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping list the first 15 songs 🎶

1. fell on black days~soundgarden

2.ko ko bop~exo

3.meat is murder~the smiths

4.house of cards~bts

5. fascination street~the cure

6. tyrants~catfish and the bottlemen

7. trauma~seventeen

8. rebel rebel~david bowie

9. donna the primadonna~dion

10.try me~james brown

11. garden~pearl jam

12. beetlebum~blur

13. dream brother~ jeff buckley

14. highlight~seventeen

15. if you do~got7

I tag @renjunhui ♡

[achilles-was-better-than-u]

what time is it??

It’s time for my mom not believing that I’m actually hurting as bad as I am so I continue going on a really bad leg until I can barely walk and then complaining to my step dad abt how lazy I am for not wanting to do schoolwork rn

Jfc

[boyheadband]

im trying to relearn/remember allof the algebra stuff i forgot from last year and its not working out very well

[garciapimienta]

IM BACK TO READING!!!

[hotsaucenct]

hi why has no one informed me on how good iz*one are

[leafo-supreme]

I'm almost finished AA3 and I was abt to buy AA4 on Google Play but someone in the reviews said the game needs access to internet despite it being a single player game and I don't have wifi at home right now and I'm in hell why do games keep DOING THIS I shouldn't need internet to play single player games!!! I tried to play Dr Mario on my switch the other night and since I had no wifi it wouldn't let me! Before I switched to an "acquired" version of the Sims I remember trying to play it while on holiday and origin wouldn't let me! I paid my price and you still told me to fuck off so I'm going to pirate whatever I please

[koishua]

➷ ... 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗲-𝗷𝗮𝘆

aka my little offer for valentine's day <3 everyone thank @yyxgin for making me do this bc im actually rolling on the floor this is so cute ;-;-;-;-;

jay cooking in the kitchen while you and hee watch, light quips and comments here and there and the atmosphere always light and playful

walking on the street and you have scary guard dog privileges

picnic dates where you gaze at the clouds, picking out all of the weird shapes and teasing each other

movie nights would be the most fun thing ever

both of them look at you with the warmest and lovesick eyes whenever you rant about topics you’re passionate about

speaking about passions, powerpoint nights would be a regular thing

jay would love love love making the two of you his models omg

sometimes one of you would do something stupid and the other two would have to step in and scold the one who caused trouble like stressed parents lmfao

birthdays would be so cute and sweet with the two of you secretly planning a small celebration while the person in question would have absolutely no idea :(

ganging up on hee to serenade you for like an hour straight because you both love listening to him sing like that

they’d invite you to the studio a lot of the times and you’d be their designated hype man and most of the times, the videos they’d upload would be recorded by you :’)

sometimes they’d decide on being little shits and make you be the only one who jumped into the pool when all of you were supposed to do it smh

your phone wallpaper would be a picture of your two bfs being the silliest goofiest funniest two people ever and it would make you smile every time you unlock your phone.

your lock screen is a cute picture of your shared pet :((

god, finally chores wouldn’t be such a hassle to do, because both of them are pretty responsible and helpful.

you’d blast music and get dressed in clothes that you don’t mind getting down and dirty with and by the end of a few fun hours, you’d have a sparkling clean house ;-;

halloweens would be the best time of the year to dress up as iconic trios like powerpuff girls or something haha

both of them would be dragging you by each arm and onlookers would comment on how cute the bunch of best friends looked and then you three would knowingly look at each other, holding back laughs, because oh boy you were much more than just best friends

you would be each other's best hype men ;-; any gig one of you would have, the other two would be there to support and cheer on with your entire chests. Sometimes it’d be embarrassing to receive so much love, but oh well, you loved them anyways

sometimes activities would break all hell loose and full on passionate arguments would occur about how reese’s was the best candy bar or something, to which someone would disagree and so on and so forth

when two of you would argue, the other would be the designated peacemaker and do the “now hold hands and apologize” lmao

when you’d be homesick, they’d sit next to you and give you the warmest hugs ever and comfort you till you end up falling asleep and then jay would carry you back to bed and hee would tuck you in and give you a little forehead kiss ;-; can you hear me crying in the club

speaking of clubs, bro. these two. omg these two would be so protective over you, you best bet you’re absolutely safe in those kinds of environments bc duh heejay have your back.

jay would glare at anyone who touches inappropriately and they’d run off bc jay, as we all know, has a terrifying and super intimidating angry gaze oof

possessive hee would awaken and wrap an arm around your waist, staring down at the person who wouldn’t take a no for an answer from you smh

as i said, scary guard dog privileges lmao

omg and also per the input of @mosviqu STUDY DATES‼️‼️💔 study dates where you really try your best to concentrate and they try their best to help you, but they'd end up serving as distractions only and you'd get nothing done and then probably fail your test <//3

overall you'd have the best partners in life who'd help you overcome pretty much anything life throws in your face :(

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[seeyoumondaydevi]

About the Paxton only showing up for Devi only when he gets something out of it.. and how he kept asking if Devi would study with him and things.. and completely relying on her if she would help him get her grades up... (I’m just collectively answering to all the anti- paxton asks cause im lazy af to answer them individually lol)

 Devi was ASSIGNED as his tutor by the teacher/ counselor. So like any tutee he did need her help to study. But towards the end he didn’t. He wanted to the group project, when Fabiola asked both the boys if they were okay with her doing the work and them just taking the credit, Paxton insisted on doing the work too, Devi didn’t tell him to do anything.. later in that or the next  episode she did give him a push for the extra credit project thing “Swim to San Diego in school” but he put in the effort and did his project well. He’s been with her throughout season 1, and what did he get out of it in the end? He just got hurt that she used him for a sex rumor and her mom yelling at him on the streets. He was just absent for one thing. Devi’s drive to malibu. He had no idea of what was going on... how was he supposed to help?

I’m just going to go over their relationship from the start,

This is nothing big, but if you see it from Devi’s point of view, the whole school refers to you as the unfuckable nerd but the most popular guy agrees to have sex with you... without expecting anything in return..

Devi approached Paxton for sex and the first time she panicked but I have to add this here.. Paxton LISTENS. Devi made up a stupid lie to get out of Paxton’s garage about her mom having Polio and later when Paxton showed up at her doorstep to apologize for kicking Devi out, and when her mom yells from inside the house asking them to not laugh he goes “I’m so sorry about your polio” just gets me lol jsjs anyways.. He chose to apologize in person when he knows he’s wrong. He holds himself accountable. He could have just texted her or anything but he chose to apologize in person says alot. 

Later at Trent’s party, Paxton was the only one who made Devi feel welcomed. He got her a drink as was talking to her.. About the Paxton and Zoe deal, Paxton probably knew Devi for 3 days. Isn’t he entitled to his feelings? Just because Devi is into him and asked him for sex doesn’t mean he’s tied down to her. He took her in as a friend and opened up to her a little bit in episode 2 about his sister and how people who he even considered as friends bullied his sister. 

Later when Devi is bit by a coyote, everyone was busy taking a video or just standing there and Paxton leaps in and stays with her in the hospital until her mom kicks him out. He doesn’t really get anything in return from any of these. He also was the ONLY one who asked her why she even got close to the coyote in the first place and she felt comfortable enough to tell him even though she thought she sounded crazy.. but he always found it endearing “No I think you’re crazy.. but in a good way” ( Again, he gets nothing out of it).

After the Ganesh Puja, I felt like Paxton has a natural thing to calm Devi down.. which is exactly what she needs. He see’s Devi kicking lockers in anger, leaves his friends and talks to her. Asks her about her culture and wants to know more about it, keep in mind Devi was/is also embarrassed about her Indian roots, so he kinda idk how to word it him asking about her culture and being genuinely intrested at least would help her embrace her Indian traditions instead of being embarrassed of it. He asks her why she’s so frustrated, didn’t judge her for her temper just calms her out... again he gets nothing in return... and him complementing her in her traditional wear omg it kills me.. hey I’m Indian and everytime I’m in my traditional wear for weddings or anything I pretty much just hide in the washroom cause I’ve had guys bully me for what I wear smh so Paxton seeming intrested in her culture and complementing her just melts me. 

The next episode Devi’s rumor gets out of hand, and Paxton is hurt. Most of you all say he can’t be hurt just because he’s popular. wtf? She used him for a sex rumor, anyone would be hurt. He felt USED. He thought Devi was his friend and she used him. The same way he considered people as friends and they bullied his sister. That definitely hit a nerve, he still didn’t insult her, and ADMITTED to the rumors Devi started? Again. He doesn’t get anything out of it also proving he isn’t embarrassed of her. 

At Ben’s party, Paxton got his name checked into the fight, in front of the whole school, Devi falls into a pool, and her bestfriends just walk away and the whole school, including Paxton’s friends, Trent, Marcus, Zoe were pointing fingers and laughing. Paxton jumps in to help her again, his friends were laughing even after Paxton pulled her out, so Its dumb to think he did it all to look cool. He gave her his sweats, stayed with her till she sorted herself out and didn’t care about the party and dropped her home. Again. He gets nothing out of this. Just imagine Devi soaking wet, sorting herself out and walking home.. ALONE. Paxton again is the only one who asks her if she’s okay after the fight with her friends and she jokes about it, but he asks again because he cares?! He listens to her. He gets nothing out of this. She felt like everyone in her life was done with her and he kissed her.. because he likes her and also probably to show that he wasn’t done with her? And my boy left saying “see you Monday Devi” so HE HAD NO INTENTION OF AVOIDING HER- but then yeah, she left her dress in his car and he shows up at her door to return it and then gets yelled by Nalini just for coming to Devi’s rescue.. She said awful things, called that boy an idiot who ruins girls futures by getting them pregnant. he ends up distanced himself from Devi because he’s just a hurt 16 year old boy. Then again he realizes he still wants to be with Devi and shows up at her doorstep.. again. 

He waits right outside her door all day for Devi to come home, because he didn’t want to miss his chance. He could have been caught by Nalini.. but he’s willing to risk it.

he asks her out. Then we see that he brought his friends over. But then he explains himself, He doesn’t know you’re not supposed to bring friends on your date. But this guy has been having his friends at all his dates, not only Devi’s. He realizes he messed up and Devi doesn’t like it, but he stands up and doesn’t want to give up and wants to take her on an actual date “Okay, I will take you on an actual date”. He still doesn’t give up even when she says its too late and that she is moving to India. About the Paxton being embarrassed of their relationship in the start, he wasn’t he just didn’t call her his girlfriend. Even Zoe, wouldn’t call herself Paxton’s girlfriend. In the first two episodes, he wanted to ask Devi if they would pick garbage together but she asks Ben because she thought Paxton just wants to be friends, and then he looked bummed about it and asks her, why she didn’t pick him instead of brushing it away and hiding it. He also kissed her in public? He flirted with her at her party, asked her if she would come to his swim meets because he’s love to come out of that pool and look at her?? “I’d love to come out of the pool and look at you”

Then he later went around searching for her because he likes spending time with her?? and not because he gets something out of it. Also when Devi tried to uninvite him to her going away dinner, he was so disappointed and just wanted to be there with her. When he got cheated on publicly he runs out. He's hurt as fuck. Swimming is taken away from him and he has a broken arm and all his friends were making fun of hin for being cheated on.. and idk theres this scene where Trent Shira and Paxton were playing video games and Paxton just looks at shira like ugh- so was that supposed to look like he's missing Devi?Im just guessing because we had a parallel of Devi and Paxton playing. He looked so uncomfortable being mean to Devi, even his narrator said "Paxton didn't enjoy being mean to Devi".

He was not just embarrassed of being cheated on in public.. he was also hurt. In episode 3.. he doesn't bring up about how she publicly humiliated him.. just how he felt like an Idiot. "You must think I'm such an idiot, I liked you... I thought we were... doesn't matter" He was actually hurting.

He did forgive her and then she starts tutoring him.. and they have sm fun. Daxton study dates next season pleaseee.

She keeps blowing him off.. she isn't only doing him a favour she was also ASSIGNED as his tutor. She yells at him and he's mad but he's still there for her when she's crying on the road...

He later climbed through her window in a STORM. He risks it again, getting hurt by Devi or caught by Nalini.. also a fall and breaking something again.. I mean that boy is hanging onto the sides of the first floor in pouring rain...

He wanted a secret relationship because he was scared of getting hurt again.

After he and Devi called off their secret relationship.. he didn't even go to the dance. This guy has been goin to prom since 7th grade (he mentions this in ssn 1 ep 3) and its never a problem for him if his dates cancel or anything but he didn't even go to the dance this year.

He later realized Devi is worth it and shows up at the dance for her as her boyfriend. He isn't getting something out of it, he's so obviously going to loose his friends. They totally judged him when he walked in with Devi.

Anyways all I'm saying is, whenever Paxton KNOWS that Devi needs someone.. he is there for her without expecting anything in return. If we all can let go of Devi's dumb choices.. cut Paxton some slack too.. He's just a 16 year old boy.. he does some dumb things.. but he later regrets it and never does them again and tried to make it better. Also not y'all hating on him for not using emojis 💀

Everyone has a different way of texting pls.

[hinata-baka]

you’ve heard of an all nighter now get ready for

all mighter

[amazingphilza]

study buddies :: cc!multiple x reader

fluff , platonic , gender neutral ! some headcanons if the mcyts were trying to help you do hw :D

cc’s included in order: tommyinnit , tubbo , ranboo , wilbur soot , philza , technoblade

tommyinnit

i feel like he’s the type to be in a long discord call with you whilst you both try to finish your work

mans uses the screensharing feature like there’s no tomorrow

“y/n watch my stream on discord and help me guess the answers”

“tommy no! i haven’t even taken a film class before”

“your guess is good as mine”

“just cheat and google the answers!!!”

“fuck you”

he actually just wants your attention because he’s bored out of his mind doing homework

five minutes later of asking you to help him guess questions he’s like

“hey y/n”

“what now?”

“let’s play bedwars”

“oh my god shut up!!!”

if tommy has to speedrun something before a deadline, it is a whole different story tho; he will be so focused on completing that he won’t hear what you’re saying

if you’re struggling in math, you’re on your own

“math is shit, only numbers i need is my primes and youtube analytics” says tommy any time you complain about math

besides the fact he isn’t good at solving math problems, you can’t even read his handwriting if he did try showing you how to do a problem

“okay, y/n, it’s simple, just look” he says in his kareninnit voice and everything

you’d be like “is the variable a G or a 9??”

“fuck you that’s a 4!!!”

tubbo

i don’t know if tubbo ever talked about school before but something about him makes me think he’s actually pretty good at math

like he can explain a few things when it comes to math / algebra

CODING GO BRRRR

no geometry or calculus though, anything past algebra will go bad

if tubbo is doing homework with you, he will definitely tune you out

“hey tubbo can you help me on this question?”

you don’t get a response until like 20 minutes later

“oh yeah, what was it y/n?”

like now you answer? i just got the answer myself after so long, forget you smh

“oh nothing tubbo, nevermind!”

but you’re still grumbling in your head because if he answered just a bit earlier you wouldn’t have gone through the work of finding the answer online

i can also imagine if you’re taking chemistry tubbo is like ;

“oh you’re taking chemistry? let’s make some bombs!” /lh

tubbo would definitely pull an all-nighter with you to finish your projects together

if you had a group project, he would make you do the writing part while he does the drawing part

“we definitely aced this project”

“of course we did, if i made you draw we would’ve ended up with stick figure diagrams”

“TUBBO. THE FUCK?”

ranboo

okay i know ranboo said he isn’t a theatre or band kid (unless im wrong and forgetful) but i feel like he’d be somewhat educated in the topics nonetheless

half the time he’s great moral support, helping you stay motivated !

the other half is him making fun of you

“i cant believe you’re failing, that is so sad, can’t be me”

“it’s literally an honors class, ranboo! it’s supposed to be hard!!”

“taking an honors class willingly? also cant be me AHAHA”

i honestly can’t see ranboo going to school like i know he’s a minor and said he had zoom calls before and plays volleyball but like did i miss something? has he dropped out yet? like something about ranboo does not scream “student” /lh

besides that, i’m not sure what subject he would actually be good in,,, but something about nutrition/health sciences,, he knows a few things

don’t get me wrong, i don’t think he actually likes the subject but somehow remembers what he learned from the class

also gives me the type of energy of the type of person to take a first aid class to be a certified person to do cpr on someone just to kill time during his lunch breaks for a while or something

“i am a certified cpr person”

“my life in ranboo’s hands? oh god please no”

you two would probably joke about the ‘bad’ people in your classes or talk shit about your schools than actually doing anything homework related ngl AHAHAH

“you think your school is down bad? mine went back to campus full time after like 6 months into quarantine because they were running out of money”

“what the hell y/n? your school is a scam, drop out”

“arghhhh i knowww”

“i bet i make more money than your teachers combined AHAHAH”

wilbur soot

he doesn’t seem like the best person to ask for help for homework but can info dump you on very specific historical events + a bit of geography

i kinda see him as the person you can ask to proof read an essay for you and would help it improve immensely

who needs a thesaurus when you have vocabulary boy wilbur?

i dunno if it’s an american thing only or at all, but if/when you get to studying hamilton in your english class, he will get so fucking excited

“no wilbur it isn’t fun! imagine listening to lin-manuel miranda rap ‘alexander hamilton’ at the white house from like 2009 on repeat for over an hour whilst trying to write an analysis about it!! it was so distracting”

“well clearly someone has a personal problem with mr lin-manuel. if i were you, i’d be singing the whole thing”

is this last bit personal and complete spite from my freshman year english class? yes. i do not care? no. /hj

unrelated but i actually scribbled nice guy ballad lyrics and other songs on my english scratch papers in freshman year but anyway

probably isn’t the best person to be in a call to do homework with but wilbur doesn’t mind you ringing him occasionally sometimes

i dunno i can just see him easily get bored of the silence or something but also doesn’t want to bother you too much

but he is genuinely proud of you whenever you tell him you aced a big test you were studying for :D

philza

this man’s bad advice is as bad as him trying to help you on any subject

he’s an old man so /hj

but like honestly, he hasn’t been at school for so long, phil can probably only help with the most basic things when it comes to school

if you have a wack teacher that makes you collect data through surveying people, phil would be one of the best people to ask! straightforward and won’t take too much of your time compared to other people ahem,,

statistics things ! sobs

if you ever complain a lot about your classes and contemplating dropping out and stuff, he will def scold you hard

“ugh phillllllllll can i just like,, never go to school again?”

“do not drop out”

“argh fine, i won’t just ‘cause philza minecraft said so”

honestly if you get a high score in a big test like your sats/gcse’s (whatever you’re taking from wherever you are) he’d probably order you a small meal or something to celebrate :D

like how phil bought ranboo bought him food to his house, it would start as a joke but when you get your test scores back he’s like “YOOO GOOD JOB Y/N”

expect a left meat pizza coming to your house .

technoblade

like wilbur, techno is also helpful when it comes to history!

def knows a decent bit of literature too

besides that i don’t really see him being that helpful

even if he was supposed to be an english major

he will just get mad at the school system for teaching you useless things

“being in school is good but why do you need to know how to know if something is a triangle or not? i can obviously see with my eyes that it’s a triangle”

“i dunno! ask the person that made up geometry”

“just look at a kaleidoscope and be over with it, it isn’t that hard”

“that isn’t how it works—”

“bruhhh”

if you’re looking for the person to call while doing homework, he is not the person /lh

it’s either like 0 or 100 with techno

he can just completely not say anything and ignore you or go on a full rant about whatever class or homework you have

if you have an essay you need written, it will take a lot of bribing but he might take the opportunity if you are rich

“techno i’ll paypal you $10 please help me”

“no. i can make 10 times that amount in 5 minutes if i just started streaming right now”

“techno i don’t have that kind of money! pleaseee”

“no. instead of complaining, you can use that time to actually start you work”

“you’re the worst”

then you speedrun the essay and get an A just to spite him

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