#imagine the possibilities

[sabiraclouds]

Oh uh! It's family problems that I see?~

Okey, now for real, "foosa palooza" takes place during Mother's Day, and it is most likely that Martín has been so nervous for not having a gift for his mother. BUT STILL! just look how he gets when his mom calls, just calls, nothing more

And how he gets once the call is finished

It's just- It was all that just because he didn't have a gift for her?

[jockbots]

rly lightweight elves bc it would b cool but mostly hilarious

elven men literally weighing nothing like the same as a bag of sugar

Caranthir being yeeted over Haleth shoulder and her being like lol omg this man is made of air

Legolas being so light that Gimli is like u weigh the same as two grapes and wearing him like a scarf

Tuor and Idrill climbing a tree and Idrill walking across a branch that when tuor does just gets destroyed

human being like what do u weigh? like 200lbs 170??? and elves just being like wow just fucking call me an oliphant why dont u

insert dwarves making jokes abt how they get blow away in the winds of their mountains

and insert some bs elf priests say abt how their hollow bones match that of manwes birds, of the woodwinds used to sing the first song

bby elves weighing nothing and their human hobbit or dwarf parent being like omg wheres the bby oh wait there they r

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

What if, people really didn’t leave the league? like, in fics and comics it’s always ppl sneaking away in the dead of night and then being hunted down. But, what if that wasn’t the case? What if, when you swore in, you (unknowingly or knowingly to you) pledged your soul to Ra’s Al Ghul, to the Al ghuls, and to the League of Assassins.

so you can run, but it always feels wrong, and you always end up back there, bc your soul it tugging you back to where it is pledged, where it’s tethered. And when you die, your soul doesn’t go to heaven or hell, but you continue to serve the al ghuls as ghosts.

Bruce doesn’t count, bc Ra’s let him go; he respected the detective too much to enslave him (he pledged to so as to get trained by the league). Jason and Cass weren’t technically part of the league, since they never formally pledged.

And because of this, the Al ghuls have this weird relationship with the occult. They can actually sense/see all ghosts, but only control the ones who are pledged to them. similar thing with magic and the occult (they have magic in their blood). they have a 6th sense for it, like it almost leaves a residue that they can sense/see.

[theresoneicouldcallking]

ok now give these boys actual bl pirate shows to work with thank you and goodbye

[d3vilishd00dles]

Why aren't there more wind related things in Mondstadt? since they're so proud of the wind I'm talking:

sayings like "the sky's the limit", "keep your head in the clouds", "easy breezy", " this will/it'll be a breeze", and " blown away" are used a lot. there's prob more tho

wind festivals, carnivals, there's even a designated Anemo Day

main event is Anemo Fest, celebration of the wind

kite building and racing contests

sailing races

aircraft building and racing contests

FLOATING LANTERNSSS

toy sail boat building and racing contests

ribbon and flag dancing shows and contests galore

specialty drinks and foods that make you feel "lighter than air" some actually make you float/fly

bubbles and balloons everywhere

that one scene in Trials of Morrigan Crow where they all stepped off the roof and floated down on giant umbrellas? that's how they kick off Anemo Fest

i mean people save money all year buy, commission, or make their own umbrellas and they all have different designs and people dedicate stores and booths to them

being a kite designer or umbrella designer is an actual job that pays well

the flight industry should be Certified BOOMIN'

hot air balloons, blimps, Da Vinci style flying machines, propellers

like sky steampunk type vibes for the whole city

the fashion too. puffed sleeves, puffy pants, ruffles and garments that look airy

blowing on things is a good luck charm

mindful breathing is very important 'cause your putting wind in your body

birds, flying fish, and other animals of the wind are protected and very sacred. considered to be "blessed by Anemo".

clouds, bubbles, feathers, and other airy things are prominent symbols of Mondstadt

trampolines and swing sets are considered great toys for kids because of the "feeling of flying"

that thing parents do, the arm swing where they have the kid in the middle and just swing 'em while walking? there's an old wives tales saying it's good luck from Anemo

flapping your arms and hands, sticking your head out the window when going really fast, jumping, they're all good luck movements

@philosophykitten Mondstadt is known for wine and poetry, huh?

wine tastings

poetry events

bookstores and libraries galore

vineyards everywhere, Mondstadt wine has a higher fizz 'cause bubbles=air

this is by no means a complete list please feel free to add on I would love it

[dirchristophernolan]

a lestappen 'the bodyguard' au where charles is a world famous pianist/actor/model (not that far from the real charles lmao) and max is his stupidly high competent and stupidly hot bodyguard

[dipplinduo]

So you know that Applin Kieran trades the player, right?

What if, hypothetically, Juliana happily takes it and the next time he sees it, he finds out that she's not only raised into a monster of a Hydrapple but has built an entire Double Battle team strategy with it as her ace?

And she's just about to use said strategy to whip his ass in supposedly casual match between friends? (No malice on her part, she's just really exicted to show him that Applin grew up to be so strong)

I imagine the mixed emotions would be so real.

~🍏-anon

In the battle she uses nothing but love implication pokemon like luvdisc, tandemaus, & ribombee for those of us who are into the Ribombee lore 💀👌

[404thecomputer]

there are three characters you can add to any media that (imo) would be of great improvement to said media

1. dracula

2. hatsune miku

3. sephiroth

[azutara-lover]

I couldn't sleep and I started thinking, could you imagine that in the live action Katara I have a FEMALE love interest?

They don't make much sense, but it would be something fun and quite controversial at the same time

[kaaaaaaarf]

has anyone else wanted a label maker since they were 14 or is it just me?

[picsani]

I was literally about to make a post like this.

Plz Dreamworks make it happen😭

It'd be hilarious.

[protovulcans]

riverdale star trek au cheryl is the captain and jughead is her first officer

[lover-of-skellies]

Throws my sigils on the floor and slaps them like Luz Noceda from TOH and summons an entire horde of hot demon boyfriends

[neiyuu]

i wonder how different earth would be if Denisovans and Neanderthals survived.

[darklight-owl]

Oh no no no you CANNOT just tell me Phoenix defended THE Goro Majima and then refuse to elaborate. I need to see this case.

[thunderandsage]

dunno about you guys, but i think there was a missed opportunity what with anthony “took credit for the spanish inquisition” j. crowley meeting adam “let’s revive the spanish inquisition!” young, just saying