#in high definition

[kneelingshadowsalome]

What’s König and Engel like at a nude beach?

Ooooh König would never take her to such a place, are you kidding, if any man sees his angel naked they're dead... But just for the sake of fun, let's entertain this thought for a moment!

Dicks hanging loose all over the place, König would try to cover Engel's eyes :((( If she squeals or giggles even once they're fucking out of there and will never come back.

Engel is not happy either, she would try to throw a towel over König's face everytime some woman walks past them, or then she would simply grab his face and guide it to her, like hello handsome, excuse me but would you still love me if I was a speck of sand...?

It's just that König can't even see the other women because he's watching the men like a hawk. If anyone stares at his Engel a second too long, König stands up, goes to them, and gives them an angry scolding. Something like: "Vat do you think you are you doing?? Zis is a beach, not a Bordell!"

Just imagine lounging and sunbathing at this nude beach and then suddenly a shadow covers the sun, you open your eyes and there's this huge man with a HUGE cock standing right in front of you, telling you to keep your eyes off of his woman, and telling it with a heavy German accent too... And what's even worse, that crazy dong between his legs is still swinging from side to side because this intimidating dude walked to you in such a hurry O_O

[sailorsally]

if we don't see misha and jensen kiss as cas and dean in some capacity on our screens before they are 80 then what even was the point of universe orchestrating all these insane coincidences to bring them to work together in the first place????

[orionali]

I ain’t following baldur’s gate 3 news, but those who’ve played it, please tell me, are there at least SOME cameos by bg1 & bg2 npcs there yet? companions, I mean, not the general forgotten realms-ish characters like elminster and volo.

[moregraceful]

Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!

[uncanny-tranny]

Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

[bulldog-butch]

I’m curious what the stats are in this area of tumblr because in some settings I feel like my number is a lot and in others it feels like barely any. If you want you can put in the tags if you feel like your number is high or low to you personally

[wyspersss]

“Do you remember when we died?”

[rooolt]

Diversity win! The horrible mirror skeleton mannequin creature created out of an aroace teenagers fear of being different from his friends canonically uses “he/they” pronouns!

[bthemistake]

"Do you remember when we died?"

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I'm probably not going to finish this so here's the lineart :)

[Image Description:

Line art on a white background of the characters Kristen Applebees and Gorgug Thistlespring with a quote from the latest episode of Fantasy High: Junior Year.

Gorgug is at the wheel of Seacaster Manor, signature grey hoodie gone and wearing a 'Fig and the Cig Figs' tank top, with a worried expression looking ahead. His headphone hang around his neck, goggles pushed up on his head, and his hair is flying to his right thanks to the wind.

Kristen stands a little bit behind him, looking up at the sky with concern, wearing her tracksuit tied around her waist and a sports bra. Freckles dot across her skin and her short hair is half tied up at the back, loose strands wafting in front of her face.]

[wynnnxy]

Slow dance with you

[brennan-lee-mother]

Imagine if KVX bank turning blue and Oisin being blue is a total coincidence and we're all just being super fantasy racist against dragonborns

[fiddlepickdouglas]

slut era (asexual but everyone wants me carnally)

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[thimbleb3rries]

Extraordinarily silly

[pandadrake]

This isn't even a meme or anything. I just wanted to make Pikmin tutorial.

If you asked my personal opinion about these characters, I'd say they are flawed people who are ultimately good and well-meaning. I'm still out here drawing slander though, because it cracks me up.

Top image references official art of Captain Olimar from Pikmin. Bottom image is a draw over of that panel from Attack on Titan Ch79

[treehuggeranonymous]

I know it was a bit, but after finding out that the Augefort by laws include rules that are to do with Elmville, I actually think non-students should get to vote for the student body president.