#in the court of the werelupe king

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never wanted an ice bori so bad in my life ngl

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Totally Correct Neopets Villains

Dr. Sloth: “I was technically here, first, so that gives me the right to enslave everyone on this planet and the neighboring planets.”

Eliv Thade: Local puzzle solver can’t solve one specific puzzle, so he becomes spooky ghost Riddler.

Hubrid Nox: Local cliche warlock villain takes pride in being cliche warlock villain. Favorite method is “army of the living dead” because of course it is. Until he dies. Then he just resorts to pranking for some reason.

Lord Darigan: His only crime is consistently doing what everyone else would have done in whatever situation he is in.

The Darkest Faerie: “I’m going to betray everyone just because I can."

Jhudora: “My evil deed is so evil, you’re not even allowed to know what it is.”

Balthazar: ...honestly, everyone benefits from his constant grudge holding. No one wants to stop him. NO ONE. His vendetta against the faeries is helping countless Neopets grow stronger.

Vira: “Mirror mirror on the wall....mutate me”

Malkus Vile: Literally just a crime boss, see?

Captain Scarblade: Out of all the fictional pirates in the world, this guy has got to be the meanest. He literally destroyed an entire civilization, and then tried to do so AGAIN.

Court Dancer: “I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie (except that’s exactly what they’re doing)”

Pant Devil: “I....I just steal stuff.”

Tax Beast: The only one that’s real

Meuka: “My existence is suffering”

Jelly Chia: “My Dad tried to eat me...so I ate him, instead”

Xandra: “I’m mad, because the faeries aren’t as helpful as I thought, and often hold back on so many issues where they could help Neopia...so clearly the solution is to commit kid-friendly genocide and then take over the world”

Razul: So many questions. Did Jazan know his Dad was a scary demon? Is Jazan part demon?

Galem Darkhand: A good example of why power means nothing if your followers hate you.

Masila: Treacherous THOT!!!

Shadow Usul: “All I do is threaten people and do battledome stuff”

The Swamp Ghoul: An actually interesting villain with an interesting (if cliche) design that was retconned from Neopet’s existence.

The Spider Grundo: “Dr. Sloth experimented on me, so I just kind of became evil and started eating people.”

Count Von Roo: Because every franchise deserves a vampire.

Ghost Lupe: “My lover died, and then I died, so now I am a restless soul trapped on mystery island who sometimes help guide lost souls....and other times I try to eat innocent Neopets for no good reason”

Lady Frostbite: Sub-Zero and Reptile’s secret love child.

The Werelupe King: Only got to be in a video game

Tura-Kepek, Princess Sankara, most of the Defenders of Neopia villains, and all the original Gallery of Evil monsters: “No one remembers us!”

Lord Kass: A normal politician, but less subtle.

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pt-br bc i'm 1) lazy, 2) it concerns the pt-br board

passo mal com o povo genuinamente comparando a doida dos krawks com o bolsonaro, pelo amor de deus vão tocar grama

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ppl being weirdly antisemitic @ the neoboards wasn’t exactly what i was expecting to see when i logged in today but here we are. neopets is a site that exists huh.

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you know what i think i'm trying the bc this next week, i miss that

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changing ercole's name to 'hércules' bc i want him to exhude the very specific 'high middle-class artistic brazilian kid of italian descent' energy he's supposed to have

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updating the 'none of my pets are uft' line in the main's lookup to include 'specially andrade' bc at this point i'm so tired man

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got new slots which means new boyezzzz

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i want everyone to know that my meta-lore for balcastro is simply that when i was 11~12 i applied for a shadow lupe and won and she was like, the first pet i've ever got through an apply. then i lost her bc my account was frozen and i've never recovered from that LMAO so when i decided to revamp all my ocs as neopets again and spent a while dissatisfied with any and all ideas for balcastro's, i gave up and just. recycled her oc. so, yeah, 50% of the reason he's trans is me going 'my og female shadow lupe actually just transitioned' to cope

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i should go back to finishing some long overdue neo oc art honestly, i’m missing the bc experience + interacting with creative ppl over the boards. i know pt-br ufa boards were wild and unforgiving back in the late 2000s~early 2010s but i’ve recently reacquainted myself to some ppl who were there back then and holy shit do i miss when there were still an active community of brazilians creating ocs and writing extensive petpages and applies (yes. even the edgy offsite ones.)

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looking at leopard seal pics and thinking man. i want a maraquan lupe tbh?

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got locked out of my main for a day bc i kept fucking up the dob thing loging in and it just dawned on me i was like, 2~3 days from reaching 100k on trudy’s. pain!! agony even!!!

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trying to map out my already established oc relationships, so i can make a neat chart for future reference/petlookup hyperlinking purposes, and thinking to myself. wow man. i really came into this earth as non-monogamous And multishipper.

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some art chat folks are setting up a valentine's week @ the bc l8r this month and i'm sitting here like Yeah maybe i Should use this as an excuse to go finish at least one of the two pieces i've started of my neopets being gay

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tag recap, mostly for my own convenience

hi, i’m stein and my memory is garbage!! here’s a pinned post so i can try to keep track + organize my personal tagging system for this blog

— GEN. TAGS in the court of the werelupe king — assorted ramblings, musings & neo-related talk mostly on current site events, official or not my art — self-explanatory, contains wips, sketches and finished art

— CURRENT OC TAGS

alfarrabio / alixien / balcastro / douillard / pulphouse / qvintvs / yashiriku / erraunt / espoliario / archfey / nayoz / nohant / woronin / strelia / amadel / uranology / vyriy / masoquista / setsuk