#incapable of chill

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

Oh did you all think we were done at Warmind Rasputin? Hell no! We’re going on a grand tour of all my bullshit. I should not have this sheet.

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: i know orochimaru is here but you need to remain calm naruto

naruto: you’re right, i’ll control myself

orochimaru: sasuke—

naruto: YOU ARENT GOOD ENOUGH TO EVEN SAY HIS NAME ASSHOLE

[vaimetanyx]

Oh how wonderful, how terrifying, to be loved to destruction

The full quote can be found here

[teethkid67]

piggay

[downtilts]

when tom and shiv get divorced tom is going to invite greg over to help him burn all of the weird romantic mementos he keeps of her such as locks of her hair and gum she chewed and greg is gonna be like “wow tom is seriously crazy good luck to whoever dates him next lmao… wait why did ominous music start playing”

[thekidsare-not-alright]

I'm still willing to fight people on behalf of fob's WDSTF cover.

[trash-can-sam]

Andrey tits man agenda

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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

trying to imagine what a Welcome Home ending would look like (which is extremely stupid lmao considering we dont know shit about jack yet), and it's just... huh.

i doubt it's going to take the "the puppets are turned into humans and they join the real world" route (and if it does, then cool! that'd be sick as fuck!), so what would a happy ending look like for them? would they get a little sanctuary to live freely in? is there a secret world of living puppets out there somewhere?

what if its a tragic ending? the puppets either are repurposed for a new show, or stripped of their Awareness, or become inanimate objects - normal puppets? what if they just straight up fade away?

or a bittersweet ending? they renew the show in order to stay alive and together, but they're forced to return to their old lives & routines? or it's ambiguous and we don't actually see what happens after a certain point - where the ending for the audience comes before the puppet's real endgame; it's not for us to see/know, they get an unobserved close to the story.

its simultaneously fascinating and distressing to think about.

[newvision]

every girl who goes to uni should be compensated by resting on a sunny meadow for five million years

[youruncleolaf]

i love ncuti and i’m very excited for his run but ong i would have been happy with them leaving out the whole bigeneration thing and having the doctor retiring (with occasional trips because it’s the doctor be realistic) with the nobles be the permanent ending

[smilesrobotlover]

It’s May which means it’s mermay so take Joanne even tho she’s not a real mermaid lol

[soldier-poet-king]

Sometimes I see the worst most wrong and MEAN and CALLOUS opinions on this site and it's like holy shit why the fuck did I learn to read + I get super fuckin upset, both angry and deeply disheartened/hurt.

However. I have decided that this is going to become a wider problem :) if I have to see everyone else's bad opinions, they also have to see mine >:)

[fayeandknight]

Agility practice tonight was pretty good.

First run I put the piggy on a table just outside the ring. I had to call his attention back to me a few times and at the end he helped himself to it by jumping on the table and then back into the ring to punch me with it.

Second run I had a classmate hold it out of sight, he stopped to look for it once but stayed with me. At the finish I had the person toss it into the ring and he happily bought it to me.

Third run we did the same with the piggy except he didn't look for it until the end. Which leaves me feeling hopeful about the trial.

The last few minutes we talked about the trial. My instructor and classmates described the set up and flow of things. And the people who will be there the days I will invited me to sit with them and help with anything I might. That makes me feel the most reassured.

Picture of our pre agility routine.

[theladyregret]

Karlach literally every time I talk to anyone from the cult of The Absolute and tell them I'm one of them:

Divimar, my cleric of Lolth, with all the patience he can muster: Babe, you're lovely...I love you being here. You hit things really hard and I love that about you but for Goddesses sake

[peapod20001]

Them but small

[daydadahlias]

no but seriously the next person that makes a joke/comment about me fucking/dating my only guy friend because people 1) feel the need to press heteronormative bullshit onto every different-sex friendship and make the mass generalization that men and women always secretly want to fuck each other and 2) genuinely don’t view asexuality/aromanticism as valid and cannot comprehend how to be supportive and validating of it,, is going to get their shit rocked bc I’ve had about fucking enough of it :)