#incorrect 4 town quotes

[its4-town4eva]

Jesse: If snails are so slow, why don't we ever see them coming? . It's like boom, there's a snail.

Aaron Z: Are you high, again?

Robaire: Back that up. Again?

Aaron Z: High on pain killers

Robaire: Oh

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

Aaron T be like:

Aaron T: A Pepsi bottle

Aaron T: A coca-cola glass…

Aaron T: I don’t give a damn.

[4townn]

robaire: I actually have a black belt. aaron z: In what, karate? robaire: No, from Gucci. - robaire: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... aaron t: You would eat yourself? robaire: I wouldn’t even question it. - aaron t: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. jesse: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. - aaron t: I can explain. aaron z: Can you? aaron t: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie. - aaron t: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? jesse: Go the fuck to sleep aaron t: What gif I don't want to? jesse: Fuck you - aaron z, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me aaron t, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK. -

aaron t: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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jesse: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' jesse: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. -

tae young: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT. -

robaire: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake. -

aaron z: You wanna see how hardcore I am? aaron z: *punches wall* aaron z: aaron z: Take me to the hospital. - robaire: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives jesse: I wake up at 4:30 AM robaire: robaire: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Gen. ;; Incorrect quotes - Fluff + Crack

Warnings ;; Swearing + mention of weapons

Proofread + Edited ;; Yessir

Auth. Note ;; I've been saving this for a rainy day :)) Everything has been so busy in my personal life so take this while you wait for my wonderful hcs !! :DD

Enjoy !! <3

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Aaron Z: Don't even try it, I've already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. And there's nothing you can do to stop them.

Aaron T: Well if that isn't the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up-

Aaron Z: Be prepared.

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Jesse: Just be yourself.

Aaron Z: "Be myself" ?? Jesse, I have one day to win the new manager over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me ??

Aaron T: Couple weeks.

Tae Young: Six months.

Robaire: Jury’s still out.

Aaron Z: See, Jesse ??

Aaron Z: "Be myself'". What kind of garbage advice is that ??

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Robaire: I CAN'T DO IT !!

Tae Young, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER !!

Robaire: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Aaron T: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Robaire: ...

Robaire: I appreciate it

Robaire: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Jesse: Robaire-

Robaire: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Jesse: Robaire we gotta-

Robaire: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Robaire: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today ??'

Robaire, motioning to Aaron Z: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Tae Young: What time is it ??

Aaron T: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Aaron T: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Robaire: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING !?!?

Aaron T: It’s 2 am

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Aaron Z: We need more help...maybe I should call my friends

Jesse: ...Your what ??

Aaron Z: My friends

Tae Young: Is he saying “friends” ??

Robaire: I think he's being sarcastic

Aaron T: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Z! All of your friends are in this room.

Aaron Z: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Robaire: What’s something you guys are better than Jesse at ??

Aaron Z: Mario Kart

Aaron T: Yeah, video games

Tae Young: Emotional vulnerability

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Aaron T: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

Aaron Z: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Robaire: I recorded the dumb stuff

Tae Young: I joined in on the dumb stuff

Jesse: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF !!

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Tae Young: Bye Jesse !! Bye Robaire !! Bye T !! Bye Z !! Bye Jesse !!

Robaire: You said "bye Jesse" twice

Tae Young, smiling innocently: I like Jesse !!

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Tae Young: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Aaron T: This knife is actually a magic wand

Tae Young: Meet me in the car park for a wizard duel

Aaron Z: *cocks gun* Magic missile

Jesse: What the fuck is wrong with you people !?

Robaire: How did we get to this ??

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Jesse: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works

Aaron T, drinking toast: Why do you say that ??

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Hope you enjoyed these silly little incorrect quotes, kudos to the incorrect quote generator for generating a fair few of these and also to me for changing and/or making up my own <3

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Bunch of Grumbo incorrect quotes:

Grian : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Mumbo: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Grian :

Grian : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Grian: I can explain.

Mumbo: Can you?

Grian: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Grian: I was arrested for being too cool.

Mumbo: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Grian: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Mumbo: Oh, I’m always running

Mumbo: The question is from what

Grian: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Mumbo, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Grian:

Grian: fsh

Grian: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Mumbo: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Grian: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Grian: You love me, right, Mumbo?

Mumbo: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Grian: Mumbo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Mumbo: Sentences.

Grian: Don't interrupt me.

Grian, talking to Mumbo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Mumbo: You bet!

Grian: At what temperature?

Mumbo: 535.

Grian: That's the clock.

Mumbo:

Grian:

Mumbo: 536.

Mumbo: Is something burning?

Grian: Just my love for you.

Mumbo: Grian, the toaster is on fire.

Grian: Am I in trouble?

Mumbo: Take a guess.

Grian: No?

Mumbo: Take another guess.

Grian: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Mumbo, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Grian: BLOCKED.

Grian: Mumbo...

Mumbo: Oh no, 'Mumbo' in b-flat.

Mumbo: You're disappointed.

Mumbo: Grian was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Grian: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Mumbo: Grian, you ate a chair.

Grian: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Mumbo: Mind your language!

Grian: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Mumbo:

Grian: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Grian: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Mumbo: Alright, what's 30x17?

Grian: 47

Mumbo: That's not even close.

Grian: But it was fast.

Grian: How many kids do we even have?

Mumbo: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Grian: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Mumbo: It’s not a joke.

Mumbo: *sniffles*

Mumbo: I’m a legit snack.

Grian: I prevented a murder today.

Mumbo: Really? How’d you do that?

Grian: self control.

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

02/22/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; Rhys Darby's 3 cameos Jeez; Clowning/Honking (no clown pictures); PhoneInFriday in the UK; SaveOFMD Crew Events on IG; Fan Spotlight; Custom Jackets; Collages; Chxrlotte New Song: OFMD; Morale/Love Notes; Daily Darby/Tonight's Taika;

== Rhys Darby ==

Good god, 3 Cameo's today? I hope you all enjoy dopamine-- remember to take a break in between because SHEESH. My brain overloaded real bad on #VitaminRD.

= Cameo 1: =

The latest cameo features Rhys as Murray from Flight of the Conchords Thank you @it_llpass and "The Maybe Dids", a group of FotC fans, for getting this cameo and sharing it with everyone! Rhys Sings Leggy Blonde at the end, be sure to hold onto you seat. Src: Cameo Link - Also up on the Repo in the Cameo's section

= Cameo 2: =

This cameo was put together by NDKiwi and The Giggle Bytes (and special thanks to @yronnia for keeping me in the loop, I've been waiting for this one since you mentioned it! The Giggle Bytes are a group of fans who really love Rhys and his Robots and sound effects! Thank you to everyone who was involved in getting this wonderfully whimsical video made! Src: Cameo Link

= Cameo 3: =

Thank you to the HWCC for this wonderful clowning video! Rhys scared the crap out of me in the first 6 seconds, so CW with jump scares friends. Src: Cameo

Speaking of clowning...

== Clown/Honk Alert ==

So normally I would leave this in the cast & crew section, but they're part of the honking narrative today so here we go! The very first thing today that triggered some honking was Con O'Neill posting on his IG page the Rotten Tomatoes stats (which btw I know a lot of you have been reviewing-- and it's totally working! Those numbers have gone up from the last time I looked! GREAT JOB!)

Which of course Samba, and Erroll posted in their IG Stories. Then, to add to the excitement, one of our crew-mates @soglamwow on twitter @'d Samba with our latest stats and he RESPONDED.

Annnnnd to continue the clowning, Rhys JUST SO HAPPENED to take a little hiatus from Cameo until March.

Okay so AND THEN, a sweet article from Paste was published today, and in it, Vico Ortiz talks about the SaveOFMD effort! See some of that article below!

These Thems‘ Vico Ortiz and Gretchen Wylder Talk Industry Obstacles to Making Queer Stories

If you've never seen These Thems' Please watch them here on youtube!

Now, this is all pure speculation, but the scuttlebutt around the bronzetub booze cooler is there seems to be a LOT of engagement from multiple cast members across MULTIPLE platforms SPECIFICALLY having to do with the renewal. All of that + Vico having an article published giving shout outs to the crew? AND Rhys deciding to take some time off (which could be because he's cranking out cameos like no tomorrow, or because he found out what Vianton means, we don't know) all together in one day--- FOLLOWING multiple days of BTS and increased engagement on all platforms... it seems like a perfect storm for clowning/honking.

I found this on @mytabsclosed's Twitter after writing this up, so it's definitely the TLDR; version:

I wouldn't be surprised if we get some sort of breadcrumb from Chaos Dad tomorrow, but don't quote me on that. I can clown town and hope though!

== UK Folks! ==

Feb 23 is #PhoneInFriday - Call in to B.B.C. 3 to request Gnossienne No. 5 at 6:30 am G.M.T., and B.B.C. 2 to request The Chain at 4 pm G.M.T. Those outside the U.K. can text or email! Need info on where to call/email, visit: How to Call into BBC

== Save OFMD Events on IG ==

The Save OFMD Crew has been doing a lot of fun engagement events on IG the last couple days! Yesterday was #Wrong Wednesday where folks submitted their incorrect captions for various pictures. Just a couple highlights below!

Today was #TheoryThursday! It's still going on if you're interested in joining! Just comment on their post here!

== Fan Spotlight ==

= Custom OFMD Jackets =

Tonight's new fan spotlight is @investedfandoms on Instagram! They make custom OFMD Jackets -- made to order! Check out these awesome designs!

If this is something you're interested in feel free to hit them up-- they're $200/each or if you provide your own jacket, $175 (which includes shipping). This is their only source of income at the moment so if you'd like one, this would be a great time order one and help out a fellow crew-mate!

= Collages =

More Collages for the month of February from our fabulous crew-mate @ WanderingNomad!

Day 22: #Boyfriends!!

Catch Up: Day 3: Kristian Nairn!

== Chxrlotte New Release! ==

Chxrlotte is a UK artist that gained public attention after the releease of their Good Omens song "Come With Me". She's just released a new song "Message In A Bottle" which is all about Our Flag Means Death! Thank you @libbyroseitm for sending me the deets on this! Please give it a listen! It's really lovely. "Message In A Bottle" On Spotify

== Morale / Love Notes ==

Wow friends. Today was a big one. Lots and lots of trending, lots of cameos, lots of honk honk honking. It was seriously busy. I hope some of the activity has helped raise some spirits! The cast & crew are definitely seeing our efforts and really showing us they are! Remember that when things feel down, they know we're fighting and they're behind us too! Vico's words: "It also makes me hopeful seeing how y’all are mobilizing and are incredibly earnest and passionate about seeing queer content on TV or wherever that may be. It makes me, as a producer, as a writer, as an actor, excited to know that there is a community of folks who are going to support queer content that I make and attach myself to with friends that are also queer creators, and writers, and producers, and actors, because I want to give it to y’all.”  And to end on-- words from Rhys' own mouth today in one of his cameos: "Don't Stop Clowning! Until you get arrested!"

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Okay lovelies. It's that time again for me to be annoyingly loving towards you. I hope you're ready! Did you know you're doing an amazing job? Like, a fucking stellar job. Whatever you're struggling with, however you're coping, you're kicking ass! You are still here with us, and I am so fucking grateful for that! I know sometimes it's really hard to give yourself self-love (I am in fact terrible at it), so I just wanna take this moment to let you know I am rooting for you! Everyone on our crew is rooting for you! You are doing your very best, and there's no one in this world who can compare to you and what you're going through. Your struggles are hard, but you are making it through because you are a strong, resilient, powerhouse of a human being! YOU are a force to be reckoned with. YOU are a kind and caring soul who puts so much good into the world. YOU are an inspiration. YOU are mind-blowingly amazeballs (that's the technical term) and you are going to do marvelous things no matter how big or how small they are. I believe in you and so does everyone on your crew, whole-heartedly. When you're ready, go shine lovelies, you deserve to shine.

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== Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika ==

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd regarding gifs tonight-- The moment I saw it, I knew this was todays Darby Gif, Courtesy of @ofmd-ann, and then of course, found this lovely Taika Gif today courtesy of @agaywithcoffee that seems pretty appropriate.

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.4 because I'm addicted to making these (the link I used)

*Sam is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* Luke, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Sam: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he. Luke: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? Sam, angrily shutting his book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?! AJ: Hey, Tom? Tom: Yeah? AJ: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Tom: Tom: Where’s Luke?

Sam: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole. Luke: You think I’m cute? Sam: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE! AJ: I am an expert at identifying birds. Tom: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? AJ: Yeah, they're all birds. Luke: What are you guys playing? AJ: Go Fish. Luke: That’s a nice, safe game. Luke: But don’t you need cards? AJ: Where do you keep the spear gun? Sam: I regret nothing!!! Tom: I regret everything!!! Luke: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say! AJ: You should say something else. Sam: I failed my safety training course today. Tom: Why, what happened? Sam: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Tom: And? Sam: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer. Luke: But what about AJ? Sam: Don't worry about him. Sam: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened. Luke: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Tom periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Luke: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. Tom: That sounds like a terrible plan. Sam: Oh, we've had worse. AJ: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Luke: And you came to me? AJ: So, I've been thinking Tom- Tom: That's dangerous. Sam: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT! Luke: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone. Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch? Luke: Somehow that's worse. *AJ is crying after a breakup* Luke: There there, AJ. AJ, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Luke: Great question— Tom: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens." Tom: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Tom: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me. Tom: *looks at AJ* Tom: Baby boy. Baby. Tom: *looks at Sam* Tom: Evil. (Luke is somehow both at the same time) Sam: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits. AJ: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? Sam: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it. AJ: One time I went to hand Sam a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” Tom: I am in charge of this disaster! AJ: I have a name, you know. Tom: Luke, Sam, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Sam, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Luke is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Luke: I love you too :) Tom: Do you know a turtles only weakness? AJ: No...well, their slowness. Tom: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Tom: Now I have a plan. Tom: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable. Sam, talking about Luke: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO. AJ: What are you writing? Sam: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Tom, looking over Sam's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy. AJ: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Sam: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”... Luke: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”! AJ: Sam won’t come out of their room! Tom: Just tell them I said something. AJ: Like what? Tom: Anything factually incorrect. AJ, shrugging: If you say so. Sam, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

[iliveinyourceiling65]

HoO incorrect quotes

part 4, I think

Leo: No problemo! Leo, internally: But it was all problemo.

Leo: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. Jason: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Hazel: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

Hazel: You believe me? Leo: Hazel, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Piper: Why is Frank crying on the floor? Annabeth: he took one of those 'what demigod are you?' quizzes. Piper: And? Annabeth: he got Leo.

Leo: Life could be worse, Piper. Piper: Life could be a lot better too!

Hazel: What state do you live in? Frank : Constant anxiety. Piper: Denial. Leo: Perfection. Percy: NEW YORK!

Jason: How the hell are you still alive? Nico: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

[soda-n-dinos-andmore]

✨I have brain rot✨

so here! Have more incorrect quotes!!! (This time with more blorbos included)

California : sighs I have no friends… Alaska: Alaska: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Gov: Hey, Florida? Florida, playing a video game with the squad: What? Gov: Can I share something with you from earlier today? Florida: Wh- what is it, Gov? Gov: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Florida: Mhm. Gov: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? Florida: Yeah? Gov: Your response. Florida: trying not to crack up Gov: At 9:30 in the morning. Gov: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit" Florida: laughing Gov: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. Florida: You just made me dieeee… Gov: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Gov: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. Gov: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man" Florida: wheezing with laughter Gov: I respond "Florida, you're scaring me." An hour passes- Gov: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg" Gov: "im very tired" Florida: struggling to breathe Gov: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Florida, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" Gov: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, Gov: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" Gov: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, Florida: falling over with laughter Gov: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."

Washington: Please, California , after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Washington: I’m sorry California . Washington: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. California : It has to be done. Washington: California : Washington: California : Places +4 Uno.

Massachusetts : Everything’s fine, Maine. New York: Massachusetts , I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- deep inhale ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Maine: H-how do you ask someone out? Louisiana : Well, first- Florida: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Maine: …And you said yes?

Gov: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Nevada: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

[rose-of-many-colors]

Incorrect 4*Town Quotes

Part.... I stopped counting

Y/N: *singing* Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Throw your parents over board and listen to them scream

Jesse, who is very concerned and disturbed: Who hurt you??

Y/N: My parents, you idiot. Weren't you listening to the song

Y/N: How do I ask a boy out?

Robaire: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Guess what my bed has room for two

Jesse: My God no

Aaron T: Twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

Jesse: OH MY GOD NO!!

Aaron Z: Row row your boat gently down the stream, merely merely merely I can make you scream

Jesse: I give up

Jesse: I pull women

Taeyoung: I pull men

Y/N: I pull myself out of bed every god damn day to be disrespected... I think the fuck not

[its4-town4eva]

Interviewer: And you must be Aaron Zed

Aaron T: I thought it was Zee

Aaron Z: He's English.

Aaron T : So does that mean I'm Aaron Ted?

Aaron Z : No. Idiot

[acetheidiotinacloset]

In No Particular Order, My Favorite Incorrect Quotes From the Generator

(I'm gonna draw whichever y'all vote for and like best, also, no, these aren't all accurate, I just enjoy them)

Pomni: So, what's for dinner?  Bubble, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

2. Gangle : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*  Kinger, poking Gangle ’s arm: Gangle Gangle . Gangle . Gangle .  Gangle : WHAT?  Kinger: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

3. Jax: Pomni, what do you have?  Pomni: A KNIFE!  Jax: Okay, have fu-  Ragatha: NO!

4. Jax: Alright Gangle , Caine. Let's go over this one more time.  Jax: If something breaks?  Gangle : We try to fix it before Ragatha gets home.  Jax: If it doesn't work?  Pomni: We blame Kinger.  Kinger: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

5. Ragatha: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

6. Gangle : I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our friendship.  Kinger: These are handcuffs.  Gangle : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

7. Pomni: What the fuck is wrong with you??  Jax: What? No good morning?  Pomni: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

8.Jax: You’re alive.  Ragatha: No need to sound so disappointed.

9.Kinger: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jax way.  Pomni: Isn't that the wrong way?  Kinger: Yes, but it's faster.

10. Bubble: Is stabbing someone immoral?  Pomni: Not if they consent to it.  Jax: Depends on who your stabbing.  Gangle : YES??!!?

11. Pomni: Jax, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.  *click*  Pomni: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

12. Jax: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING KEYS!?! Ragatha: Jax, Pomni's around, can you phrase that a little nicer? Jax: may I please assert the whereabouts of MY FUCKING KEYS!?!

OMG I JUST REALIZED ZOOBLE ISN'T IN THESE! Next time, promise,

I'll draw first and second place :)

[stillxnunpxidintern]

Billy, setting down a card: Ace of spades Steve, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Eddie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Henderson Reader, trembling: What are we playing

(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes for Monster Town Au. Poor Reader when the guys are like this)

[barclaysangel]

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I will not be online starting Sunday (which is tomorrow) until Wednesday. I’m going about 4 hours away to a beach town with my parents and dog for my birthday (I’ll be 23 on Monday 🥳) so I can’t be online. I’ll maybe be online Sunday morning but I won’t fully be back online until Wednesday night.

So while I’m gone, pleaseeee don’t spam me too much! The last thing I want is to go online after a few days and see 20 things in my ask box, it’ll give me a heart attack and I’m already old so it could happen lol. I’ll still have my incorrect quotes being posted but they are scheduled so I won’t actually be online. But I’m gonna miss y’all and I look forward to talking to all of you again once I’m back from my mini birthday vacation!

Imma just tag some people to make sure they see this and don’t think I’m dead during these few days ☺️: @nicascurls @streets-in-paradise @fairchilds-glasses @zelinksupporter @the-carlos-cow-eyes

[talon-the-hawk]

Incorrect One Piece Quotes

Franky: Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion. Chopper: What’s grape soda? Franky: It’s fucking purple baby!!!

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Usopp: I failed my safety training course today. Nami: Why, what happened? Usopp: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Nami: And? Usopp: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Nami to Usopp : First rule of battle, Usopp... don’t ever let them know where you are. Luffy, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Nami: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

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Luffyi: Nami , I want a bedtime story! Nami : I’m busy, Luffy. I’ll tell you one tomorrow. Luffy: If you don’t tell me a story, I won’t go to bed! Nami : Once upon a time, there was a person named Luffy, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the brig for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end. Luffy: I don’t like these stories with morals.

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Chopper: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Luffy: They do. Usopp: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Roger: How many children do you have? Whitebeard: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference

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Zoro: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Marco: Yesterday, I overheard Haruta saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ace replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Sabo: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Ace: ...

Luffy: ...

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Ace: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Whitebeard: Whitebeard: Why are you eating dirt? Ace: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Marco: Hey, Ace? Ace, playing a video game with the squad: What? Marco: Can I share something with you from earlier today? Ace: Wh- what is it, Marco? Marco: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Ace: Mhm. Marco: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? Ace: Yeah? Marco: Your response. Ace: *trying not to crack up* Marco: At 9:30 in the morning. Marco: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit" Ace: *laughing* Marco: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. Ace: You just made me dieeee... Marco: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Marco: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. Marco: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man" Ace: *wheezing with laughter* Marco: I respond "Ace, you're scaring me." An hour passes- Marco: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg" Marco: "im very tired" Ace: *struggling to breathe* Marco: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Ace, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" Marco: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, Marco: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" Marco: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, Ace: *falling over with laughter* Marco: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."

[sweetlullabyebye]

gotham incorrect quotes (pt. 3) (includes gobblepot) (using scatterpatter's incorrect quotes website)

Ed: Here's some advice

Oswald: I didn't ask for any

Ed: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Jim: Harvey was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Harvey: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Jim: Harvey, you ate a chair.

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Jim: Is something burning?

Oswald: Just my love for you.

Jim: Oswald, the toaster is on fire.

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Jim: It’s dark in here

Harvey: Don’t worry pal I got this

Harvey: *Stomps his feet*

Harvey: *Skechers light up*

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Ed: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Jim: Isn't that just killing people?

Ed: Ah, technicality.

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Oswald: i'm back!

Ed: what- you can't be here. You died. I saw you die.

Oswald: death is a social construct.

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Alfred: I made tea.

Bruce: I don’t want tea.

Alfred: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Bruce: Then why are you telling me?

Alfred: It's a conversation starter.

Bruce: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Alfred: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Alfred: Bruce isn’t answering his phone

Selina: I’ll call

Alfred: Jim and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bruce: Hello?

(Part 4)