#incorrect Thomas Barrow quotes

[downtonabbeysferalhousewife]

Mrs. Hughes: “Shock and disgust? My my. I think I have to hear it now.”

Mrs Hughes 30 minutes later in Carson’s pantry:

[sarcasmisfluffy]

[kill-bill33]

Jimmy, whose being questioned by a confused looking Mrs. Hughes: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Thomas's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Alfred: *guilty*

[torchwood-99]

Edith: Time for plan G. Tom: Don’t you mean plan B? Edith: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Matthew: What about plan D? Edith: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Daisy: What about plan E? Edith: I’m hoping not to use it. Carson dies in plan E. Thomas: I like plan E.

[midnight-mismanagement]

Thomas, shaking, crying: I didn’t know where else to go. Baxter: Who did this to you?? Thomas: Me. Baxter: :( Thomas: :( Thomas: Also I was scammed. Again.

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

･*:.｡.─_*✧.｡.:*･# ﾟ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 ﾐ

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Pairings: Thomas Barrow x teen!reader

Imagine: Thomas Barrow has a soft spot for the new maid/footman at Downton Abbey (entirely platonic)

Warnings: angst, fluff, homophobia, confusion in sexuality, mention of war

A/N idk what this is if I’m honest don’t even remember what the original idea was but oh well, Thomas Barrow is one of my faves in Downton Abbey so I’d encoded to write fics with him

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*✧.｡.:*･# IMAGINES ﾐ

Part one - Thomas Barrow x teen!reader

Part two - Thomas Barrow x teen!reader

Part three - Thomas Barrow x teen!reader

Part four - Thomas Barrow x teen!reader

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✧.｡.:*･# HEADCANONS ﾐ

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*✧.｡.:*･# INCORRECT QUOTES ﾐ

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[soft-valet-barrow]

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐲; 𝐴𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐸𝑟𝑎

Hello. My name is Lady Rose and this is my Downton Abbey blog, which is mostly catered towards our beloved gay butler, Thomas Barrow. Please understand that this is an 18+ blog, Minors DNI.

Another Era is a Downton Abbey AU that is currently a work-in-progress where a few minor changes have been made to the canon universe. Please keep in mind that this is my lil corner of the internet, my lil fanfiction world.

Downton Abbey; Another Era introduces a new aristocratic member, Jameson 'James' Matthews. He is only currently a day old in creation, so nothing notably has been worked out other than the fact that he and his butler, Thomas Barrow, are in a secretly forbidden romance.

Due to my laziness, you'll likely see snippets of their romance in a bunch of one-shots rather than a multi-chapter story. However, feel free to ask questions or send in prompts.

I'm also quite new to the fandom and have not met anyone. So please, I ask kindly of your patience.

Below, you will find the Butlers Pantry, which will server as the Masterlist of ficlets. We can find all sorts of treats in the Butlers Pantry. For now... go see a sneak peek of a rather spicy treat.

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒: ▸ Ficlets ▸ Incorrect Quotes ▸ Reblogging Content

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐘:

▸ Sneak Peak at a Bubble Bath Forbidden Spicy Moment

[dudesrysly]

Thomas: so, you like cats?

Richard: yes.

*Thomas trying to impress Richard: throws a glass off the table*

[soft-in-my-old-age]

Baxter: You always look so unapproachable

Thomas: And yet here you are

[incorrectthomasbarrowquotes]

Thomas(about Bates): Is there any way we can get rid of him?

Mr. Carson: Not without cause, Thomas.

Thomas: I have cause. It is be-„cause“ I hate him!

[panicsheerbloodypanic]

Robert: I have a complaint.

Thomas as Butler: Oh dear me. Tell you what: why don’t you write it down, put it in an envelope, tear it in half, throw it away and shut your face.

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Inspired by this post by @soft-in-my-old-age and an episode of ‘Cabin Pressure’.

[sarcasmisfluffy]

[kill-bill33]

Thomas : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Tom: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thomas : Absolutely not.

[torchwood-99]

Robert: Nothing in life is free. Sybil: Love is free! Tom: Adventure is free. Edith: Knowledge is free. Thomas: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[corishat]

Thomas Barrow: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[countess-of-bingewatching]

Mrs. Hughes: When the king and queen are here for their visit you must behave yourselves!

Downstairs staff: 😑

Mrs. Hughes: I will not have you behaving like a babbling, bumbling, band of baboons!

Thomas to Andy: try saying that five times🤣

Andy: babbling bubblin- what?

Mrs. Hughes: are you fucking kidding me