Bellamione
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Bellatrix, coaxingly: Do you want to come for a ride on my broom? I'll make sure you're safe and promise I won't go fast.
Hermione: I'm just not sure Bella.
Bellatrix: Ah Pet... let Mr C. decide for himself.
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Cissy: so you fancy girls?
Bella: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.
Andy: lesbianism 101
Cissy, turning towards Hermione: you as well?
Hermione: I took the required courses.
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Bellatrix: I'd like to hit your face, with my face.
Hermione: Is that a threat?
Andromeda: No I think she's trying to tell you she wants to kiss you.
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Hermione: I can only use the Time-Turner for emergencies.
Bellatrix, looking at her hotdog on the ground: Hermione, please.
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Hermione: Bella. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life
Bellatrix: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Hermione, smiling sweetly: Livid
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Bella: Mione?
Hermione, half asleep: Bella, it's 2am...
Bella: Hypothetically, what would happen to a person if they drank bleach?
Hermione: Hypothetically, I'll hide your knife collection if you don't let me sleep.
Bella: Understood.
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Hermione: *smiles*
Bellatrix: *blushes and slams a head on the table* That’s it, I’m kidnapping her.
Narcissa: Or you can woman up and ask her out.
Bellatrix: K-kidnapping… is easier.
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bellatrix: i don't need to go to bed. i'm not tired, i'll be fine.
hermione: but, darling, i'll be so lonely without you. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again.
bellatrix: huh. well... wait are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
hermione: is it working?
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Andy: Soo do you guys like each other now?
Bellatrix: *looks up from making out with Hermione* What makes you say that?
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Bellatrix: I like people the way I like my tea...
Bellatrix:...in a bag...
Bellatrix:.......under water.
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Helena Bonham Carter in Harper's Bazaar, June 2016.
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Bellatrix contemplates the strategy she should use to persuade Hermione to let her keep the rabbit she found during the Malfoy's Annual Easter Egg Hunt.
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Hermione: can you please just apologize to Andromeda?
Bella: what’s the fun in that for me?
Hermione: please for me? You love me right?
Bella: I don’t like where this is going.
Hermione: just apologize this once so she stops sending dungbombs through the floo.
Bella: fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not who you fell in love with.
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Hermione: Aren't you gay?
Bellatrix: I don't like how that implies I've done something heterosexual, if so I apologize.
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Bellatrix: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of wickedness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into—
Hermione: You fell asleep holding Crookshanks like a teddy bear last night.
Bellatrix: HE’S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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