#incorrect brendan

[greatkingrat70]

Evelyn in the first movie: we are going to save the world with the power of knowledge!

Evelyn in the second movie: THEY KIDNAPPED MY BABY *cocks gun*

[kcsplace]

RoyJamie + Incorrect Quotes (Part 1 of 2)

[tomatette]

Episode VI

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[rainbowrocketquotes]

Archie, to Brendan: You're like 12 and the size of my Mightyena. What are you gonna do, kick me in the knees?

*later*

Archie: —and then he kicked me in the knees.

Shelly: Well honestly boss that seems like it was entirely your fault.

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

@kenjik1shimoto @w1nston @kingkenji

[abiding-by-the-laws-of-color]

Isa and Val!!! Revealing my blorbos to the world!!!

They're essentially my takes on May and Brendan + whatever story I made based on my recent AS and Emerald playthrough. Their names are based on their ingame names I gave haha.

They're both rangers in training and are basically besties. Isa is more rambunctious and ambitious (attention seeking sometimes) and Val is the more lowkey (massive nerd) and quiet (he looks at u with his big ol eyes)

There's an entire story I've got in mind for both of them following the Emerald game, which will be for another day :)

-ghost

[incorrectdevils]

Brendan Smith, gesturing to a Ranger after being boarded: Kill him! Dawson Mercer, gloves already off: This is the kind of quality advice I look for!

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Beard: All right, guys! Let's take a vote!

Ted: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.

*the team closes their eyes*

Sam: We can't see the result!

Ted: Well, just say your vote out loud.

Jamie: Won't we recognize each other's voices?

Zava: Colin has a point

[dizzy5]

Brendan, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! 

Winston, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

[aaronskenjii]

ian : Where's winston?

kenji: Don't worry, I'll find him.

kenji, shouting: brendan sucks!

winston, distantly: brendan is the best person ever! Fuck you!

kenji: Found him.

[spacefinch]

Norman: So, May is no longer allowed to take out the trash. Brendan: Why? Norman: Because I've caught her trying to train Zigzagoons to fight five times in a row. May, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third Zigzagoon battalion saves your ass.

[greatkingrat70]

the mummy phase is coming back

[incorrect-poketagonist-quotes]

Brendan: Leaf, I think we have a problem. Leaf: What, the fire? Brendan: No, the- wait, what fire? Leaf: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

[incorrectquotefreak]

mcd as texts between me and my friends:

brendan: that mashed egg was due

kiki: mashed egg😨❓

aph: 😭

brendan: im not even sure what i was trying to say

kiki: that mashed egg was due!

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hey guys ur fav fraggot is back

for now

[preciousraltsshipping]

Ruby: Made you all playlists! 
Ruby: Silver, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. 
Ruby: Wally, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. 
Ruby: And Gold has the ABBA Gold album.

[saprophetic]

its not that my friends insult me its just that they say accurate facts about me and i get offended that they said correct words about me