#incorrect danger days

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party: how do we tell her? she's going to be devastated!

Ghoul: don't worry, we'll find a way to tell her without hurting her

The Girl: look guys! I made a drawing of all of us!

Party:

Ghoul:

Ghoul: scribble Jet and Kobra out

[theo-throne]

Was it casual...?

[real-kobrakid]

Kobra: Life is like Ghoul. It's short.

@fun--ghoul

[fleetsparrow]

Jason: Oh, so when Batman sends criminals to the hospital, he's a hero, but when I do it, suddenly I'm a villain!

Dick: That's because you send them to the morgue.

Jason: Which is still part of the hospital!!!

[axl-gets-creative]

This popped into my head lmao

Party poison: *drawing fun ghoul* hey stay still I'm trying to draw u!

Fun ghoul: oh srry love *stays still*

Jet star: that's kinda gay ngl

Party poison: ur gayer🙄

Fun ghoul: ur literally the one who wears women's lingerie under ur clothes half the time tf u mean the literal straight man is gayer 😭🙏

Kobra kid: WHAT😭😭😭

Party poison: *leaning over to him* shh baby we don't talk abt that..

jet star: shiver me fucking timbers bro 😭🙏

Ps: I was gonna post this shorty after my one "steal his look" party poison meme thing I posted but I forgot to switch the thingy and I left it in my drafts 💀😭

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

jet: party, what are those dead bodies doing here????

party: honestly? not much. lazy bastards

[frankieroslesbian]

Ghoul: Would you punch your best friend in the face for ten thousand dollars?

Kobra: I'd roundhouse kick you through a wall for free

Ghoul: (tears in his eyes) I'm your best friend??

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

At this rate I think anytime Athena travels anywhere they should just have emergency services on standby. Like forget worrying about storm clouds on the horizon. The moment you spot Athena in your general vicinity it’s time to high tail it out of there.

[natonship]

The Killjoys as shit @m4lexxx67 and I have said

Cherri: my lows may be low, but at least they're good for literature

Ghoul: Arividerci

Party: Je ne parle pas français :(

Ghoul: That was Spanish

Jet: That was Italian!

Party: Don't you dare die before me

Ghoul: Don't YOU dare die before me!

Jet: And that’s the start of the story of two immortal friends

Kobra: Or a suicide pact

Ghoul: We were nothing but friendly!

Kobra: You demanded her dog as a sacrifice

Ghoul: writes "I'm mistirious" on a sheet of paper

Party: You know that’s spelled completely wrong

Ghoul: It's part of my charm

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Cherri Cola, whispering into the microphone: Thanks for joining us today

Show Pony, dropping something: FUCK

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party at Kobra's funeral: can I have a moment with him? alone?

the others: yeah, sure

Party, leaning over the casket: listen, I know you're not really dead

Kobra: yeah no shit

[thesepigsareafterme]

Party Poison, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Fun Ghoul: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Poison: Ohhhh-

Kobra Kid: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[real-kobrakid]

this legit happened

Fun Ghoul: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Fun Ghoul: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Party Poison: I did?

Fun Ghoul: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Party.

Fun Ghoul: *walks away*

Party Poison: He’s gone Kobra.

Kobra Kid, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

[kazorashi]

Kafka: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped and killed it. Kafka: And then I started thinking... Kafka: Like it was just trying to get food. Kafka: What if I went to the fridge and snapped my neck. Kafka: How would I feel. Reno: Are you okay?

[killjoys-never-die]

Jet: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Kobra: I sleep with a knife.

Ghoul: Both of you are pathetic.

Jet: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Ghoul: Party.

[b1eeding-sun-rambles]

"if I tattoo the area on my arm that will be used as a skin graft for my bottom surgery, does that mean my dick will be tattooed?"

- Fun Ghoul probably