#incorrect danger days

[weepingcashbandit]

Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Party, entering a strangely empty diner: where's Ghoul?

The Girl: doing stuff

Party: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Jet?

The Girl: Stopping Ghoul from doing the stuff

Party: Okay, good. Kobra?

The Girl: Stopping Jet from stopping Ghoul from doing the stuff

Party: and what are you doing here?

The Girl: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Kobra from stopping Jet from stopping Ghoul from doing the stuff

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

jet: party, what are those dead bodies doing here????

party: honestly? not much. lazy bastards

[frankieroslesbian]

Ghoul: Would you punch your best friend in the face for ten thousand dollars?

Kobra: I'd roundhouse kick you through a wall for free

Ghoul: (tears in his eyes) I'm your best friend??

[thesepigsareafterme]

Fun Ghoul: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

[natonship]

Quotes from our Danger Days DnD sessions

(aka me and my friends being hilariously in character)

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(Kobra orders the group to go back because Poison almost fucking died)

Cherri: That’s quitter-attitude, Kobra.

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Pony: Hey, how are you doing?

Cherri: Great, just found a corpse!

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Kobra: It's only a clown car when Ghoul's inside!

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Ghoul: I can cook!

Kobra: I think you've proven that you can't.

Ghoul: People change!

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Ghoul: Do birds light on fire naturally?

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Cherri about Ghoul: He's intelligent, he's just full of shit.

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Cherri: If we have any more family time, Ghoul might actually die.

Part 2:

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Party Poison: I am an expert at picking locks, I got this

Fun Ghoul: way ahead of ya Party! *throws a large rock through the window*

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #50

MC: When have we ever been in danger?

Natty: When we went after Harlow?

Poppy: Or when we fought poachers?

Ominis: How about when we went into the Scriptorium?

Amit: Need I mention the disaster at the goblin mine?

Sebastian: Do you want the short list or the long list?

MC:

[basment-bunni]

Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?

[ghostinthez0nes]

*on a roof*

Party: The sunset is so pretty up here 🩷

Ghoul: …do you think a fall from this hight would kill me?

Party: …this was supposed to be romantic.

Ghoul: Answer the question.

[blood-injections]

I think this might officially be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.

Also have a bonus Kobra

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

Kobra, introducing Jet: This is Jet, an intellectual and smart killjoy who can shoot really well, is loyal to the end, incredibly brave, and-

Party, holding Ghoul up by the scruff of his neck: This is Ghoul, I found him in the trash

[killjoysincorrectquotes]

kobes: are you a cuddler?

ghoul, scoffing: i've killed multiple people. i'm a machine of death and destruction

kobes:

ghoul: god yes, hold me please

[frankieroslesbian]

Poison (turning their new ray gun in their hands): Thoughts on this beauty?

Ghoul: I mean, I could probably swallow it whole, if that's what you're asking

[thesepigsareafterme]

Party Poison, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Fun Ghoul: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Poison: Ohhhh-

Kobra Kid: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Fun Ghoul: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Kobra Kid: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Ghoul: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Kobra: I’ve never heard you say anything funny before.