#incorrect elite four flint

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

[spacefinch]

Flint: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute. Volkner: Flint, no. That’s NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES, FRIEND. Flint: FLOOR IT? Volkner: FLINT, NO. Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second? Volkner: Flint, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! Flint: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

[sinnohelitefourlore]

In a Sinnoh League Meeting…

Volkner: I’m going to fake an epileptic seizure.

Flint: You’re not an epileptic.

Volkner: That’s why I said I was going to fake it.

[volknersraichu]

*Throws more volkner shitposts at u*

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Barry: Flint?

Flint: Yes.

Barry: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Flint:

Flint: Where’s Buck?

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Lucian, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.

Aaron, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Flint, playing a pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.

Cynthia, placing a Magic card on the table: I summon Emrakul, the Aeons Torn.

Bertha, trembling: What are we playing?

[fairyprince7]

Volkner, at his desk: Okay, I have work to do now.

Flint, on Volkner's lap with his limbs wrapped around him like a koala, unmoving: But I miss you.

[ur-favoriterecord]

Flint, not looking up from his laptop: I heard someone tried fist fighting a Tentacool today at the aquarium

Volkner, covered in ink: Well MAYBE that Tentacool was a fucking asshole!

[phantomlordreshiram]

Flint: GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME ZABAJBABZAH OOOO

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Lucian: What's your stance on the issues? Aaron: On every single one? Flint: Discourse 100% speedrun.

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Lucian, to Aaron and Flint: I'm going to get some coffee. You guys can keep arguing. It doesn't have an effect on me.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

My little brother got in trouble at school today because a little girl "accidentally" walked into the boys restroom and he said "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SWAMP?!" and it made her cry.

- Flint, about Buck

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Flint: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Volkner: Thanks, but i was kind of expecting a girl.

Flint: Seven years we’ve known each other, and now you don’t want to see me jump out of a cake? You insult me!

[spacefinch]

Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Sinnoh Edition

Team Galactic Grunt:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaHHHHhhhhh!

Looker: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Dawn: I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom.

Johanna: Get out of me car!

Dawn: Aww.

Barry: *handing out Drifloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Cyrus: I don't have one either.

Dawn: *filming*

Professor Rowan, walking into his lab every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Lucas: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Flint: *touches electric fireplace*

Lucas: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

Looker: Why don’t we just relax, or turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE HAM, OR—

Fantina: Hi, I'm Fantina and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.

Looker: *slides down a ramp* Good evening.

Dawn, Lucas, and Barry (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Barry: We actually have the chip reader now.

Lucas: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* hmmmm….

Barry: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of chiiiiii…….

Transaction completed.

Barry: I go to Home Depot

Barry: I eat the tools

Palmer: Stop it

Barry: Crumch

Cynthia: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Bertha: …

Flint: … 

Aaron: …

Lucian: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Cynthia: *facepalm*

Lucas: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Dawn: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Barry: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Volkner: Normalize replying to emails with "what."

Lucas: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Professor Rowan: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Lucas: *inhales*

Dawn: Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Barry: One does owe me money, though.

Dawn: No offense but…

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

Lucas: asadsfjdsglgjlks

Professor Rowan: What is that?

Lucas: It's a keyboard smash

Rowan: How do I do that?

Lucas: Just press any key lol

Rowan: 7

Barry: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Cynthia: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Barry: Answer the question, grave robber.

Barry: Before you leave the house, think of the acronym "WOWEE:"

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

Volkner: You don’t have to "ship" things… just a reminder.

Lucas: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Volkner: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

Looker: *banging on door* OPEN UP, IT’S THE POLICE!

Lucas: It’s okay, I’m innocent.

Looker: THE FASHION POLICE!

Lucas: *looking down at sandals over socks* Oh no.

Fantina: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Roark: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Volkner: *reading AA battery label* Aaahh.

Volkner: *reading AAA batteries: AAAAAHHHH.

Volkner: *reading AAAA batteries:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Palmer: Barry, go put those popsicles back.

Barry, grabbing all the popsicles and sliding away: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIIING

Cyrus: We all die someday.  You either kill yourself or you get killed.  Whatcha gonna do?  Whatcha gonna do?

Barry: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lucas: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Dawn: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lucian: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Byron: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Lucian: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Byron: Hmm... I've been drinking cola and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Cyrus: Team Plasma is going to change the world.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: For the better?

Cyrus:

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: . . . For the better, right?

Flint: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Cynthia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Volkner, zipping into the room: FLOOR IT!

Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!

Cynthia: You're GOING to burn the building down.

Flint: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES!

Volkner: DO IT!

Cynthia: NO.

Roark, in front of a fence with Cranidos behind it: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure and there's no possible- OH MY ARCEUS

Byron: *hands Barry a harmonica*

Byron: you play it, you get a million Pokedollars, but a million people will die-

Barry: *furiously plays harmonica*

Byron: BARRY NO-

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Flint: So what are your religious beliefs? Volkner: I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Volkner: I have a new hoodie.   Flint: Wrong.   Flint: We have a new hoodie.