#incorrect flint

[percyweasleyapologist]

Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[fairyofspringdays]

Penelope, looking at the flooded, bubble filled prefects' bathroom: Oliver! Why would you do this!?

Marcus: Do you ever listen to the voice that tells you no!?

Oliver: Well, Percy wasn't here to stop me.

Audrey: He means your conscience.

Oliver: ...you mean Percy? He always tells me "no" and to "stop".

Penelope: Percy isn't your conscience. We mean the voice in your head that tells you what's right and what's wrong.

Oliver: Well the voice in my head normally tells me how nice Percy looks today, and how cute his laugh is, and how much we'd compliment each other as a couple. So take that, Penelope!

Percy: *stares at oliver*

Percy: I suppose I am his moral compass.

Marcus: And you're just going to brush over the confession?!?

[bruciemilf]

Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"

Specifically:

Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?

Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(

Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!

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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?

Miles: Y E S

Felicia: good kid

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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing

Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it

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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change

Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??

Spot: That was 2 hours ago

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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.

Flint: Don't.

Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.

Flint: [sigh]

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Miles:

Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)

Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

Angry George to Percy: You’re a dick, you know that? You’re a sucker. Oliver: Well there’s a saying that you are what you eat- Marcus: Damn right he’s a sucker. Penelope: I’d also like to add that he’s a freak.

[ulouism]

has someone done this before

[pooks]

(Percy, Oliver, Penny and Marcus sneaking around at night in their fourth year) Percy: Alright, I go first. Oliver, you stay behind me. And stay tight. Marcus: ...Bow chicka bow wow. Oliver: Penny: Percy: Never mind. Marcus goes in front. Marcus: Eh, it was worth it.

[forthestarsx]

Penny: *points at Percy* a human turtleneck, *points at Oliver* a narcissistic monster, *points at Marcus* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.

Marcus: And who am I? Describe me now.

[elisedonut]

Marcus: I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Percy’* Oliver: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I love you but for the love of merlin, Please behave.’*

[scarletst0ries]

Azalea: You were a wonderful experience

General Lilia: You were…everything

[where-the-wind-travels]

ilw incorrects comp mode ✦ part 2

[percyweasleyapologist]

Percy: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Percy: First who would you kill? *Penny points at Marcus* *Audrey points at Marcus* *Oliver points at Marcus* Marcus: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

[fairyofspringdays]

Marcus, glaring at Oliver: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick?

Percy: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Marcus, wiping away a fake tear: That was the most beautiful thing i've ever heard.

Audrey, extremely concerned both for their mental sanity and Oliver's safety: No, that was a therapy cry for both of you.

[hchollym]

Oliver: What should we get Percy for his birthday?

Marcus: Therapy.

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

Marcus: You can’t take a joke. Percy: Your cock is a joke and you explicitly said that I took that very well.

[devourflintwood]

Flint: you need to quit chocolate milkshake, you’re technically consuming them as water

Wood: no?

Flint: ‘m saying this for your own good, mate. I once warned Adrien about this, he didn’t listen and kept drinking them, ended up in the hospital right after that

Wood: holyfck what happened

Flint: broke his knees and neck falling down the stairs

Wood: that sounds unrelated

Flint: i pushed him, do not fckin disobey me

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Flint Paper: You got shot, Sam-o. Remember anything?

Sam: Just the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Flint: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove ya.

Sam: But I heard a siren.

Flint: That was Max.

Max: Sorry, I got nervous.