#incorrect elite quotes

[skylessnights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quote [1/?]

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[bibannana]

Anakin *looking at Fives*: Why does he have a lip blanket?

Fives *strokes his moustache*: It's a moustache.

Anakin *points to Obi-wan*: No, that's a moustache. That- *gestures to Fives* - is a lip blanket.

Echo *snorts*: I told you to shave it off.

Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @sexy-rex @staycalmandhugaclone @jiabae @nekotaetae

[transfrmrs]

Skywarp: Do we still have that astronomy coloring book back at our place? Starscream: It's not a coloring book! Skywarp: Uh oh Skywarp, to Thundercracker: He's gonna be soooo mad at me

[blazingstar400]

Juliana: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Kieran, flustered: Uhm… neat.

[later]

Kieran, in his dorm room lying face down on his bed: I said ‘neat’, Crispin. Who the heck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I’m so freaking stupid.

Crispin, reading a cooking book: Don’t beat yourself up over this, Kieran. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Lacey confessed she liked me?

Kieran: Didn’t you thank her?

Crispin, closing the book and looking up at the ceiling: I thanked her…

[thelittleangryitalian]

Leo: Is anyone in this house straight?

The Elite force: Oliver

Oliver: I’ll have you know I kissed Kaz once

Chase to Kaz: You kissed Oliver?

Kaz: We were twelve!

[lab-trash]

Oliver: I read somewhere that 1 in every 4 people is gay, so that means there's at least 1 gay person on the elite force Kaz: I hope it's Chase, he's so hot

[rikaspotting]

What is Love?

Larry: a sensation one feels when attracted to another either platonically, romantically, or paternally.

Poppy: When you get an extra cookie in your lunchbox from Rika.

Hassel: A profound delicate emotion that in its purest state is unconditional

Rika: BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE

[severe-kitty]

Bran: Three words, say them and I'm yours.

Niko: Three words.

Bran, unbuttoning his shirt: Fuck, you're so stupid.

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Silver: So, uh, how did mom react to the whole thing that happened at Hoenn?

Maxie: Well, when they finally let me out of prison, your mother immediately called me and told me that she "is proud of me for finally embracing my evil side in the family".

Silver: .. Huh. Doesn't sound too ba-

Maxie: .. and Lance called me shortly after and told me that he is going to hyper beam me into next Friday.

Silver: .. Ah.

[caramel-sandiego]

Poppy: Why isn't Larry here? Rika: Oh, he's out with a sore throat. Hassel: He's got larryngitis. Poppy: Rika: Hassel: Rika: ...that was bad.

[harveyb-wabbit92]

S/o: Larrry! Come back to bed!

Larry: Not now, Dear. I’m not done with my online banking.

S/o, buries face in pillow: Fuck! That’s so HOT!

Larry: That’s why I do it.

[skylessnights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [2/?]

[dragon-starss]

Lance, waking up after being violently shaken: "W-What?...Ethan...What do you want...?"

Ethan: "We don't have anymore Pop Tarts™" :(

Lance: "....𝘌𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 5 𝘢𝘮."

Ethan: 🥺

Lance: "𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙩."

[transfrmrs]

Starscream, to Thundercracker: Please don't ever do theater kid stuff at or around me

[blazingstar400]

Lacey: *working in a flower shop, minding her own business*

Kieran, storming into the store and slapping $20 dollars down onto the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “SCREW YOU” IN FLOWER?!?!

[thelittleangryitalian]

Chase: We’ve been meaning to tell you guys something. Kaz and I are dating

Bree, Skylar, Oliver and Kaz: *gasp*

Chase: Kaz why are you surprised?!