#incorrect feh

[godly-feh-edits]

Ash was so based saying this 🐮✨

Also for the record, I don't celebrate April Fools 🥰

[thesummonerandthehelgeneral]

Getting the Fell Dragon to calm down. I imagine one would probably get used to doing this if you've been for a summoner for long enough.

Based off a bit from NicoB's fe3h let's play.

[nm-mattuz]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Hey guys why is the fire emblem heroes subreddit trying to gaslight everyone into thinking Robin is a blank slate with no individual properties outside of Chrom and that no one associates Robin with Levin sword except Smash Fans

[saiyan-of-fairy-tail]

Made this because today’s the tenth anniversary of the iconic “I’m at Soup!” skit from Code Ment!

I originally posted this on Facebook as a way to test the FEH Text Simulator, but now I gotta show it on a browser, of all places instead of the app! Yay.

This skit is also a part of the Pregnant Fjorm Saga, apparently. I will confirm my Summoner is buying clothes for his baby. AT THE SOUP STORE!

[moe-broey]

Guy who digs his claws into everything he touches whether he likes it or not vs guy who constantly feels like it's on borrowed time and is generally unwanted and easily replaceable. Fight

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Febail: I just want to help orphans and make the world a better place :)))

Patty: I want cash money and I want it illegally B)

[eladrin-disaster]

Embla: *silently glaring at the summoner*

Atemis: *is 110% prepared to start shit*

Atemis: Bitch.

Embla: I can, and will end you where you stand.

Atemis: No you won't.

Embla: Because I'm a bitch..?

Atemis: Because you're a bitch yeah.

Embla: How'd you even get here, this is Ásgarðr!?

Atemis: I'm the summoner.

Embla: That isn't an explanation at all..!!

Atemis: *incredibly amused* Yeah it is.

Embla: *annoyed* Did you just come here to call me a bitch!?

Atemis: *deadpan* No I came to deliver some dire information for the Æsir..

Embla: Oh, and that information would be?

Atemis: That you're a bitch.

Embla: *snarls* If you utter one more sentence, I will give you to Elm and he will submit you to a thousand tortuous hells each one worse than the last! Until your tiny feeble little mind breaks from the pain!!!

Atemis: Please, I've listened to Thórr try to tell a joke, nothing hurts me anymore.

Embla: *doesn't know how to react* I-...

Atemis: *without missing a beat* Oh and just in case you forgot you're a bitch.

Embla: *utterly defeated* Just get the fuck out...

Atemis: Bitch! I'll leave when I want to!

Embla: *pissed* ....!!!

Atemis: ... *clicks tongue* all right now I'm gonna head out, you still a bitch though!

[all-together-now]

Eggman & Stone! The last time I asked you a question like this was with Mimic and Whisper. My new question is... Although you haven't interacted with them much, I believe you've gotten footage of the former criminals turned Restoration, Bean and Bark. Which of the two do you find more problematic on the field? The behemoth, or the walking, squawking bomb factory? I'd argue that the behemoth is more dangerous in the long term; while the birdbrain can wreck havoc, he's can be prone to collateral damage on himself and his allies. I'm curious to see what you two think.

"Feh. Fang's Gang was always a meddlesome bunch," Eggman growled, "I'm not surprised two of them have turned against me full time."

"You're incorrect in thinking Bark is a bigger danger than Bean," Stone said, "While, yes, Bark is no slouch, he is a type we have handled in the past. Bean is a wild card. A loose cannon."

"Emphasis on 'cannon'. How can I beat someone who can out bomb everything I throw at him?!"

[feaincorrectquotes]

Not an incorrect quote once again but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Resplendent Morgan is coming to feh, now the whole family has a Resplendent!

(Also find it entertaining that his theme is muspell like chrom, like father like son.)

[emblemxeno]

Eik wins but because Baldr wins both sides are doing the same thing um no? Baldr is any sexy booby oc in a sea while Eik is the rare male fanservice character in a sea of women, a lot of people rallied around to prove male fanservice sells too but now we have the straight men being all “let’s agree all fanservice is bad “and I JUST WANT YO SHAKE THEM you don’t get constantly sexualized in everything while men can just be themselves and get catered to in everything and it pisses me off they refuse to see it and didn’t have a problem until now and now its both are bad I’m so tired. And here’s the thing I’m a sex repulsed asexual so I don’t like it period (hate this world) but my god how does anyone not see the difference?

Sorry to vent I’m curious on your thoughts on this you have really good analysis on things like this

I think you're spot on in your take tbh.

Like, I'm not gonna police horny stuff, or even generalize that people only vote for horny reasons. Baldr is pretty appealing in different ways. Design is one of them, but personally I also have interest in how they adapt the Norse myth into it (because Norse mythology go crazy) and because the Ojou-sama haughty personality is hiliarious to me.

But to ignore "she's hot" being a factor would be a bit naive. She's in the same position as Gullveig, only known for a couple months yet having a popularity boom because of aesthetic, interest in their story, and probable meme potential. But also cuz hot.

As you say, FEH has had no shortage of hot or attractive women. Example: How FEH treats the mainline FE game women, what with the odd (or flat out incorrect) body proportions, poses that make no sense, costumes that are impractical, and blatant imbalance of men and women in the banners themselves.

Even removing them from the equation, we have had many female OCs be massively popular for reasons that are... easy to understand, to be nice about it.

To start, there's the fact that, until this current book, the only free OCs we've gotten were women.

Fjorm, besides having a canon crush on the summoner, has also weirdly been hit with the sex appeal beam recently, with Summer and Ice Festival. Personally I think Fjorm was whatever, but became ironically hiliarious because of her crashing Forging Bonds every time, but I would've easily thought Gunnthra, Laevatain and Laegjarn would've had that "sexy OC" position more often, aside from their swimsuit alts.

Ash, Reginn and Ratatoskr fall into the "cute and bumbling" appeal which is a prominent niche. Peony would seem like an odd case of not having many hornybait fans, but then you realize Plumeria and Triandra were also there, and then Freyja hit a massive popularity surge for her story and design, before getting a sexy swimsuit alt as well. Even then, Peony's still cute. Dagr and Nott hit the "muscle mommy" niche. And Loki and Thorr are sexy and have been somewhat omnipresent.

Eir would be the true oddball, because she's very beautiful with a compelling story, but kind of is not given a lot of stuff.

But the real big example is all of book 7. Not only is Seior kind of infamous for both her design and "create a child with me" line, almost all of the cast was a variant of her/related to her in some way. Then looking at the designs for Book 7 in general, and like... yeah.

Now, compare that to the male OCs we have gotten over the years. Alfonse hits some good notes, but he was criticized as pretty boring early on until Book 3 started him on his cutthroat trend. Bruno is very obviously hot, but always had to be written around rather than written for, until he was flat out killed off in Book 6. Plus his clothes bursting apart to show his bod was kind of played for laughs rather than drawn to be outright attractive.

I think Helbindi and Surtr are hot, but I'm very much an outlier. (There could also be an anti dark skin element to them and Bruno but there's not enough evidence for that)

Lif was treated better than the actual star OC of Book 3, but he's not known for sexy fanservice, he's known for cool factor and being a dark future for Alfonse. Freyr is handsome but killed off mid Book 4. Book 5 had Otr and Fafnir, the latter I like, but neither were winning beauty contests. Same for Elm. Then you get Njordr, the only new man in Book 7, with a design that's not to everyone's taste (I happen to like it), a motivation that's badly undercooked, and has not even been made playable.

Eik was really kind of the first outright "here, we made this to appeal to people who like Muscular Men", considering the fangirling FEH was doing in the midpoint channel. Coming after Book 7 which was the most egregious skew towards fanservice-y designs for the women, and it was a bit of a perfect storm. And while interest in him for his design alone happened ever since Book 8's reveal, the above average writing of Book 8 (for FEH standards) helped him surge even more, along with more fourth wall breaking "you're interested in my muscles?" lines from him.

So, contextually, as you say, it's not a fair comparison for Eik and Baldr, because Eik is 1) the first guy who's had fanservice backing and popularity growth fueling it through his Book's story and 2) he had an entire Book to gain fans anyway unlike Baldr and Gullveig.

And definitely, there's major room for a conversation about misogyny regarding how women in media often have to be made attractive and sexy while the men get to be weird creatures and oddly shaped. FEH doesn't really treat many of its women as more than things to sell to horny people, and Eik was the first example of a man doing it, which was so uncommon that he got a lot of fans just for being different.

I wish that wasn't the case, considering the fact that many characters who aren't the typical sexy women have been conistently popular. Look at Veronica and Sharena! Idk why IS still believes that there needs to be curvacious babes in order to sell well when there's evidence that good writing or feel good personalities do just as fine. Women shouldn't just be hit with the "Sexualize Button", I would think that's pretty patronizing and demeaning for irl women and fans of female characters.

[thesummonerandthehelgeneral]

Remade this old incorrect quote post with FEH Text Simulator. Though I can see this happening after Otr was summoned.

[nm-mattuz]

Veyle and Robin talking about their fell dragon related origins:

Robin: "That's fascinating how you are actually the child of your fell dragon. I don't think Grima is able to reproduce."

Veyle: "It is nice to know I'm not alone in this, even if it is different in some ways."

Robin: "Yeah, it's always nice to have someone who can relate to your struggles. So do fell dragons in your world reproduce sexually or asexually?"

Veyle: "What?"

Robin: "Do you fuck or not?"

[emiensr]

"We could always.. y'know.. Take care of him?"

A mostly antisocial member of Savannaclaw, who has a negative "reputation" with other students, despite never having done anything.

Name: Lyn Felines

Nicknames: ???

Age/Year/Birthday: 18, Third Year, 29th April (incorrect on the image)

Pronouns: He/Him

Club: Spelldrive

House: Savannaclaw

Homeland: Sunset Savanna

Twisted From: ???

more info under the cut ! (TW: parental death, murder)

Lyn grew up in a lawless town in the Sunset Savanna, where resources like food were scarce. Despite this, His mother worked hard to give him the best childhood he could regardless of the external conditions.

Lyn was 10 years old when his mother was killed in a home invasion. Someone had broken into their house in an attempt to steal anything possible (food, money etc). She had tried to protect him, but her effort was in vain.

From then, Lyn was left alone, he had no one else.

Once he enrolled in Night Raven College, he continued to isolate himself, not making enemies, yet still keeping to himself. This was until he heard rumours of an Ignihyde first year who was selling knives. Thinking it would be useful to have someone like that around, he reached out to him.

Unique Magic: ??? ;)

Additional Info!

He is an Iberian Lynx beastman, his surname should be pronounced as if it was in Spanish ("Feh-lee-nez", instead of like English "Fee-lie-ns")

He sometimes calls Stian "Kitty", Stian hates this a lot.

He cares a lot for his friends (Stian, Asken, Madi, and eventually Noel) but struggles to express this.

Unlike the other members of Savannaclaw, he doesn't openly respect Leona. Even in the dorms, he keeps to himself.

He never goes to Spelldrive club practice. ever. Instead, he'll visit Stian, Asken or Madi in their club activities.

This took me so long to write,, its been in drafts for like.. 4 months now?? im so sorry lyn ily ,, i struggled to write the story in a way that didn't make me cringe 😭😭

[saiyan-of-fairy-tail]

Basically, I'm implying that Lucina would act foolishly around Corrin. Wonder where she got that from?

[fehtism]

Hello! I just reinstalled FEH after a few years (I dropped off during Book 4), and someone pointed me to your blog for help with figuring out the newer skills because DEAR GOD

I’m going to start digging through your posts, but if you take requests(?), I’d really appreciate a breakdown of how Smol Chrobin’s kit works because it consistently takes me 2-3 teams to take them down in Tempest Trials, my old blue mage haters don’t seem to work on them, and I have no idea why or what I should be doing better.

hiiii thank you for your ask!

you seem to have encountered the problem of duo f!robin being Unfair.

luckily you have some things going for you !

1) the youngins cannot counter at 1 range, if you smack with a strong melee unit you should be able to take em out

2) a good far save can take One hit and get some good damage on duo robin

there are also quite a few things against you

1) threat range is larger than you think due to getting another action after using reposition + orders warping

2) has after combat healing + healing with flare

3) hits like a truck

4) stupid fast ... if you haven't played for a while most if not all of your units will get doubled

...

the tldr of young chrobin kit

after using reposition buffs self. gets atk/spd stat stack , extra damage , and canto 1. also after reposition debuffs any of your units within 3 rows and 3 columns . has tempo to make sure you get pranked by special. also has a really stupid "solve for X" stat stack formula which in short gives more stats if foe is equipped with low cd special. also gets bonus damage from multiple parts of kit.

for the long explanation ...

duo chrobin prf weapon has a stupidly long description so lets see if i can break it down in a way that makes sense

duo chrobin has a exclusive debuff called "hush spectrum". the effects of hush spectrum are as follows:

1) afficted units get -5 to all stats in combat

2) afflicted units get affected by scowl at start of combat. (scowl is special cd +1 at start of combat. this happens before your first attack and regardless of who initiates. this means even if you attack with a pre charged special you will not be able to activate it on your first attack. scowl does not affect aoe specials or defensive specials)

hush spectrum is a mid turn debuff and activates after duo chrobin uses an assist skill. this will occur practically every turn in practice due to duo chrobin getting a second action (similar to legendary chrom's "to change fate") after using an assist. using an assist will also grant special cd -1 to duo chrobin allowing them to easily precharge specials.

as for other effects of the weapon, duo chrobin gets 30% pierceable damage reduction on first hit (similar to skills like remote sparrow) as well as a bonus to all stats.

feh is making you do algebra here so the formula for the stat bonus is as follows:

X = 16 - (foes maximum special cd x2) min 8

in practice the stat stack is:

+14 to all stats vs foe with 1 cd special , +12 for 2 cd , +10 for 3 cd and so on.

important to note that the current weapon description is incorrect and states that this formula is for stat debuffs on foe rather than in combat stat buff for duo chrobin. the feh twitter account stated that this would be corrected in a future update.

as for the rest of the kit...

reposition is a standard movement assist

flare is a relatively new infantry mage locked special (released with brave soren in ... august ?) it has a dynamic effect based on the user's hp when special activates.

if hp is at or above 70%, increases damage based on 60% of foe's res stat. if hp is below 70%, increases damage by 40% of foe's res stat AND heals for 30% of max hp. unlike skills like sol and aether which heal for a percentage of damage dealt, flare heals a flat 30% regardless of amount of damage dealt.

the damage increase from flare is incredibly variable making it less reliable than specials like glimmer. however, flare is a high scoring special in arena and the healing has some use case.

duo chrobin has a prf A slot skill called "Fell wyrmscale." this skill has a bunch of effects that only trigger if units hp is at or above 25% at the START of combat. (meaning that if you start below 25%, heal to above 25% with flare, you still do not receive the effects). the effects of fell wyrmscale are as follows:

1) grants unit +8 to all stats in combat (woo ! no solving for X this time)

2) deals bonus damage = 15% of unit's atk (in practice this is generally around 8-12 damage)

3) fully pierces damage reduction when special triggers (does NOT apply to flat damage reduction from sources like laguz friend 4 or brave dimitri's weapon refine. also does not apply to defensive specials or to damage reduction from specials like armored floe/beacon. also does not apply to the damage reduction provided by emblem ike's engage effect)

4) heals 7 hp after combat

i miss when prf skills were simple...

duo chrobin's b slot skill is atk/spd link 4 which provides buffs to unit and minor debuffs to foe in combat after using a MOVEMENT assist (will not apply after using rallies) the effects granted by atk spd link are as follows:

1) grants visible atk/spd +6 buff. (this visible buff means that after receiving it, unit is ineligible to receive additional atk/spd buffs provided by sources like rally atk/spd+)

2) grants canto (1) to unit and ally targeted by the movement assist

3) inflicts atk/spd -4 and def/res -2 on foe in combat

4) (more solve for X sorry) grants + X bonus damage where X = highest bonus on atk+spd among unit and allies with canto (1) active. (in practice, X usually = 12) (bonus damage does not apply to aoe specials)

luckily, the C slot skill is rather simple in comparison. inf. null follow 4 grants null follow up effect to unit and infantry allies within 2 spaces. also grants unit "orders" warping (orders warping gets its name from the skill "ground orders" allows unit to warp to a space adjacent to any ally within 2 spaces.)

i am sorry that this unit is Unfair and i am sorry for the current state of feh. i hope this explanation is thorough but if there are any terms that i did not explain feel free to comment or send another ask.