#incorrect helluva boss quotations

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

From Workplace Comedy About Hired Hitman From Hell To Stolas Drama Show

Seriously, Stolitz is basically like Brittney from Smiling Friends who has everything changed for her sake because of the head's biases (but in boss's case he was being brainwashed. However, in Vivziepop case she just fell too in love with him that she basically turned what could have been an interesting wacky workplace comedy about IMP into this melodrama everyone is tired of and wishes could end. It doesn't help that like Brittney Stolas is a selfish pos who doesn't care who he hurts as long as he gets what he wants and is offended when someone calls him out on his questionable behavior.

Where Brittney is supposed to be a villain, Stolas is supposed to be seen as a sweet bean boy who really is good at heart despite all evidence to the contrary. Again due to being the creator's pet nothing ever in the long run will make him suffer for his actions like in "Full Moon" where the narrative wants Blitzo to get more of the blame even though Stolas started this in the first place and expects to get rewarded for being such a "nice guy". You could almost call him a Gary Stu by the way he sucks up the plot to cater to himself and no one else. And in the end he will make this show crash hard or even harder than Star vs did.

[shadow-coolness]

*its a peaceful quiet night in hell…at least until*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Angle: Aw come on!!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Husker: Ffffucking Hellhounds.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vaggie: The Fuck? Oh for Beelzebub’s sake not again.

*Vaggie wals to the balcony to find-

Vaggie: Charlie!

Charlie: AWOOOOooooooooh, Hey Babe.

Vaggie: Dont “Hey Babe” me missy. What did we say about this?

Charlie: To not do it but i had a good reason!

Vaggie: Which was?

Charlie: I was being challenged!

*Vaggie gives her a “Really?” Look*

Charlie: What?

*Vaggie points to the bed*

Charlie defeated: Oh ok.

*the 2 head back inside. Meanwhile in another part of the city*

Loona: HA! i totally beat that other hellhound!

Blitzo from the other room: Loona i love you but we both have work tomorrow! Please go to sleep!

[shadow-coolness]

*I.M.P about to go assasinate someone on Christmas*

Moxxie: Well, come on. *gun cock* Im dreaming of a *gun cock* red Christmas.

Blitzo: Okay you only get 1 gun cock per line, and the lines really should be better then that.

[shadow-coolness]

Moxie: You’re not gonna kill the family, are you Sir!?

Blitzo: Yeah, very brutally, why?