#incorrect hyunjin

[incorrect-staytiny]

Minho: what if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Jisung: pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Hyunjin: socks are Feetie Heaties

Seungmin: forks are Stabby Grabbies

Jeongin: defibrillators are Hearty Starties

Felix: nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Changbin: stamps are Licky Stickies

Bang Chan, sighing: you’re all disappointments

[incorrect-changlix]

hyunjin: hey, did you know that jellyfish have survived for thousands of years without a brain?

minho: there’s some hope for you then

[hwangism143]

Kidnapper: I have your hyung

Jeongin: Which one?

Kidnapper: The loud one with separation anxiety

Jeongin:

Jeongin: I asked which one

[strayingawayy]

lowkey annoying things that the skz boys do

chan: claps in the theatres with those really high pitched claps it's so fucking embarassing fr

lee know: uses all the hot water for his bath after dance practices and hence, you're left to shower with cold water goddamn it lee minho

changbin: doesn't wash the blender after making his fucking chicken breast smoothies

hyunjin: rejects your kisses in front of friends when he's feeling ballsy like ok boy you're sleepin w/ the dog tonight

han: probably spams you with individual messages of the names of all the US states before the north america leg of the tour(he learnt them last night and wants you to be proud of him)

felix: sticks his chewing gum under the dining table. mate, imma stick it in your hair if you pull that shit again

seungmin: plays videos of jyp singing really fucking loud. you're just about to unmute yourself in a zoom call but you have to wait through the entire clip of jyp singing easy on me 💔

jeongin: HAS HIS CLOTHES LYING ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR. TSHIRTS BALLED INSIDE SHOES, SHOES ON TOP OF JACKETS, UNDERWEAR STUFFED IN CAPS LIKE WOW REMIND ME WHY YOU CHOSE THIS.

[chanquokka]

skz maybe(?) incorrects → (6/∞)

[incorrectskzquotes]

Flight attendant: before landing please make sure all small items are secure Hyunjin whispering to Changbin: you feeling safe?

[thathyperarmystay]

Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

[sunnybunnybabygirl]

Silly lil boyfriend texts with Hyunjin~💕

Lots of fluff!!

Full masterlist

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Enjoy, sinners ;)

Love, bunny

| Chan | Lee Know | Changbin | Han | Felix | Seungmin | I.N |

[likeadayaway]

pretty sure this actually happened

[leenooooooo]

Hehehe

[dudazzita]

stray kids hyunjin icons

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[incorrect-staytiny]

Hyunjin: I’m not arguing with a man with brown eyes. whatever you say is gorgeous

[hwangism143]

Felix: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Felix, to Jisung: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Minho, to Chan: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Jeongin: There are two types of people.

[strayingawayy]

skz as shit i've heard people in my uni say (warnings: swearing, mentions of whoring around)

chan: you don't understand, even my diarrhea smells of feminism at this point

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut!

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

han: i can't let people know i text c.ai in my free time

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked our reservations under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his partner: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk

[chanquokka]

is this even anything click to see better

(2/∞)

[incorrectskzquotes]

Hyunjin: Do you want a tarot reading Seungmin: those are pokemon cards Hyunjin: you got a magikarp Seungmin: ... Hyunjin: it means you fucked up