#incorrect felix

[incorrect-staytiny]

Felix: I love you guys, you’re the best that’s ever happened to me

Jisung: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Felix: yes

Seungmin: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you

[incorrect-changlix]

felix: I’m in love with changbin

jisung: our changbin?

felix: yeah. thoughts?

jisung: and prayers, dude. holy shit.

[skzophreniic]

Favorite Places to Have Sex

MDNI, 18+ content.

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 when they wanna venture outside your bed

notes: this ended up longer than originally planned ngl. i find myself falling deeper and deeper into the void that is kim seungmin. pray for me ✊😔

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ CHAN

you already know what it is. chris practically lives at the studio, so why not fuck where he's most comfortable?

it always starts innocent enough. he's working late, you've invited yourself to the couch in the back, just scrolling through your phone. he calls you over to show you something he's working on and there just happens to only be one chair--the one he's currently settled on.

of course, he's not just going to let you stand, he's too much of a gentleman for that! he's kind enough to lend you his lap.

except now he can't focus. he's just trying to mix a track, but the way you shift on his lap whenever you point something out on the screen...yeah.

his fingers start tracing lazy circles on your thighs, voice dropping lower as he murmurs, "You’re distracting me, baby."

before you know it, his hands are gripping your hips, and you’re bouncing on his cock in the dim glow of his monitors, his low groans mixing with the bass from his unfinished song. The door is locked, but someone could still knock at any second—maybe a member, maybe a staff member and it's such a fucking vice, because on one hand, he doesn't give a shit. he wants them to hear, to know how good he makes you feel. it's the biggest thing that feeds his ego.

on the other hand, those sounds you make, the whimpers, the mewls, the lewd squelch your cunt makes when he's already made you cum twice but still can't stop rutting into you...yeah those are only for his ears.

he's pretty open to using his own moans though. have you listened closely to the backtrack of railway?

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ LEE KNOW

minho is obsessed with eye contact, so it’s no surprise that his favorite place is in front of a mirror. he wants you to see everything—the way your body moves, the way your face twists in pleasure, the way he controls every reaction you have.

you're insecure about your body? the sounds you make? yeah, no. every fucking thing about you is his biggest turn on, and he's just not okay with you not knowing that.

he’ll start slow, teasing you with featherlight touches, whispering in your ear, "look at yourself, baby. look how pretty you are for me." his hands will guide your movements, forcing you to watch the way he ruins you. and just when you think he’s going to let you close your eyes, he grips your jaw, turning your head toward the reflection. "I said, watch."

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ CHANGBIN

gym. yeah i said it, i don't care how basic it is.

he will sweetly ask you to come work out with him, super super early in the morning or super late at night, when nobody's around. he'll tell you it's because he gets too shy to take off his shirt when other people are around but gets too hot and uncomfortable with it on.

you fall for it every time. sweet thing.

binnie loves seeing you all sweaty and out of breath. there’s something about watching you work out that drives changbin crazy—maybe it’s the way your body moves, the little whimpers when you push yourself too hard, the way you stretch in all the right ways.

one second, he’s spotting for you, the next, he’s pinning you against the weight bench, gripping your thighs, telling you to let him do all the work now. "you wanna stretch a little more, baby?"

next thing you know, he’s pinning you against the mirror, your fingers leaving smudged prints on the glass as he fucks into you from behind, his hands gripping your hips bruisingly tight. he groans against your ear, voice thick with need,

"you've worked so hard today, baby," he'll grunt into your ear. "let me take care of you now."

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ HYUNJIN

hyunjin’s art studio is his sanctuary, the place where he’s most creative, where he loses himself in his work for hours at a time.

it always starts innocently enough. it's your birthday, and he wants to paint a portrait of you in that cute little sun dress he gifted you. that short, skimpy little sun dress he gifted you. and he needs you on his lap. for the creative process. spefically with your dress up, panties pushed aside, and his cock nestled deeply inside of you.

also for the creative process.

"you gotta sit still for me, pretty." he murmurs, leaned back against the couch, his gaze focused on his canvas. "or else this will take longer."

it's horrendously delicious, the way he makes you warm his cock while he works, refusing to let you move. he doesn't even fucking react, a hundred precent focused on making you the best portrait.

when he's done though, and only if you've been good and didn't move, he'll set his supplies aside to dry and let you fuck yourself on him. let you use him any way you want it.

and if you haven't been good, the only thing you're getting off on is his thigh. if you're lucky. tough luck.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ HAN

jisung has no patience. if he wants you, he wants you. which is why you end up fucking in the car so often—no waiting, no hesitations, just pure, impulsive desire.

it usually happens after late-night drives. the city lights blur past as he grips the wheel, one hand occasionally straying to your thigh, drumming against your skin. it's so fucking soft against his fingers, he's already hard. and you just had to wear that little skirt that gives him easy access.

"you're driving me crazy," he mutters, trying to keep his eyes on the road, shifting in his seat. he's only just got his fucking license, he could hardly drive with the music on yet, much less with you sitting there like that.

he’s aching for you.

so when he pulls into some dark, empty parking lot, hands clenched around the steering wheel like he’s trying to keep himself in check, you decide to put him out of his misery.

you lean over, fingers already working at his belt.

he whimpers. actually fucking whimpers.

his cock is already hard, leaking, twitching against the cool air, and when you wrap your fingers around him, he bucks into your hand with a choked gasp.

"f-fuck, baby, please—"

yeah...you're not going home any time soon.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ FELIX

felix is dangerously charming, and he knows exactly how to turn an innocent moment into something sinful. it usually starts with something as simple as baking together, fingers covered in flour, soft laughter filling the space.

but then, his hands start lingering—a light touch on your lower back, a casual squeeze of your thigh, his voice dropping an octave as he murmurs, "You're making a mess, baby."

the moment he sees you licking something off your finger, tilting your head like you’re teasing him? yep, you're fucked. not quite literally yet tho.

before you know it, he’s lifting you onto the counter, lips trailing down your neck as he spreads your thighs, the cool surface a sharp contrast to the heat building between you both. the half-mixed batter is forgotten, the kitchen filled with breathless moans instead, his hands spreading your thighs apart, eating you out like a man starved.

which he is. he's always fucking starved for you.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ SEUNGMIN

the library is the last place you’d expect seungmin to be this filthy.

It always starts so subtly. he's supposed to be helping you study for your finals, flipping through textbooks in the quietest corner of the library. but then his hand finds your thigh under the table, fingers tracing slow, deliberate circles.

"focus," he says, when he look at him sharply, voice perfectly neutral.

like he isn’t the one distracting you.

you try. poor thing, you really do. but his touch is persistent, featherlight strokes just beneath the hem of your skirt, moving higher, higher—so painfully slow that it’s infuriating.

"seungmin," you whisper, an urgent warning.

He doesn’t even glance up from his book. "what?"

you shoot him a glare, shifting in your seat to escape his touch, but his grip tightens just slightly—a silent command. Stay still.

"you should really be paying attention," he murmurs. "or do you need some extra motivation?"

oh he'll tell you that if you make it through the chapter like this that he'll reward you, give you what you really want. he'll keep you on the edge, till you're finally right there, so close--

he pulls away completely, returning to his textbook like nothing happened.

"you should finish your work first," he says, flipping a page. "i’ll think about rewarding you later."

the audacity.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ JEONGIN

his childhood bedroom.

you heard me.

the posters on the walls, the old books cluttering his desk, the twin-sized bed that barely fits both of you—it’s all so him. It should be innocent, just a short visit to his parents’ house, just a normal night.

or so you thought.

it starts with you lying next to him under the covers, whispering and giggling, trying not to wake anyone. he’s got one arm lazily draped over your waist, thumb rubbing slow circles against your hip. but then his hand slips lower—too low for something so casual—and suddenly, that mischievous smirk is on his lips.

"you’re being quiet," he teases, voice barely above a whisper. "something wrong?"

um yeah, something’s wrong. his parents are asleep down the hall. the walls are thin.

that’s the thrill—how you stiffen when he presses against you, how you grip his wrist when his fingers dip beneath the waistband of your shorts.

"aw, baby, that's just too bad" he coos, smirking against your skin. "You’re gonna have to be quiet for me."

the bed creaks when he shifts, pressing his weight against you, and he pauses—just for a second—listening for any signs of movement outside the door. when all remains quiet, he grins, his hand slipping beneath your pajama shorts, and you bite down on your lip to keep from moaning.

"shh," he breathes, pressing a finger to your lips. "if you wake them up, you’ll have to explain how their sweet, innocent jeongin has you like this."

[hwangism143]

Kidnapper: I have your hyung

Jeongin: Which one?

Kidnapper: The loud one with separation anxiety

Jeongin:

Jeongin: I asked which one

[strayingawayy]

lowkey annoying things that the skz boys do

chan: claps in the theatres with those really high pitched claps it's so fucking embarassing fr

lee know: uses all the hot water for his bath after dance practices and hence, you're left to shower with cold water goddamn it lee minho

changbin: doesn't wash the blender after making his fucking chicken breast smoothies

hyunjin: rejects your kisses in front of friends when he's feeling ballsy like ok boy you're sleepin w/ the dog tonight

han: probably spams you with individual messages of the names of all the US states before the north america leg of the tour(he learnt them last night and wants you to be proud of him)

felix: sticks his chewing gum under the dining table. mate, imma stick it in your hair if you pull that shit again

seungmin: plays videos of jyp singing really fucking loud. you're just about to unmute yourself in a zoom call but you have to wait through the entire clip of jyp singing easy on me 💔

jeongin: HAS HIS CLOTHES LYING ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR. TSHIRTS BALLED INSIDE SHOES, SHOES ON TOP OF JACKETS, UNDERWEAR STUFFED IN CAPS LIKE WOW REMIND ME WHY YOU CHOSE THIS.

[wendigo-volturi]

Y/n: *sneaks into the castle at 2am*

Marcus: *turns in a chair* care to tell me where you were?

Y/n: I was with… Uh......A....Aro!

Aro: *also turns in a chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Marcus I can’t stop the chair.

[incorrectskzquotes]

Hyunjin skipping stones: it's a such a beautiful evening Felix under his breath: take that you fucking lake

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts]

[shortmexicangirl]

feligami textposts

felix bonus:

[likeadayaway]

The way the og post says Chris is just *chefs kiss*

[thathyperarmystay]

Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

[incorrect-staytiny]

Minho: what if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Jisung: pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Hyunjin: socks are Feetie Heaties

Seungmin: forks are Stabby Grabbies

Jeongin: defibrillators are Hearty Starties

Felix: nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Changbin: stamps are Licky Stickies

Bang Chan, sighing: you’re all disappointments

[incorrect-changlix]

jisung: hello sir, i was wondering—have you found jesus?

felix: oh no! is he missing??

[skzophreniic]

🗂️ SKZOTEL: Guest Relations Masterlist Filed by: Concierge Aeryn Classification: Public Access – For Approved Guests & Voyeurs

Welcome to the official SKZotel Guest Relations Masterlist. Below you’ll find formal investigations, incident reports, and internal service memos pertaining to staff interactions with select guests. All documentation is archived for transparency, accountability, and... entertainment purposes.

Please remember: ✦ All guests involved have provided enthusiastic consent. ✦ All staff members remain under close supervision ✦ Any further concerns may be submitted directly to Concierge Aeryn.

📁 Case Files

➤ Case #001 – Room 706 / Front Desk Incident ✦ Involved Staff: Seungmin Kim ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: VIP Guest at Room 706

➤ Case #002 – GM Office/ Unauthorized Use of Executive Amenities ✦ Involved Staff: Christopher Chan Bahng ✦ Requested: Custom Drabble + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: Guest at Suite 801

➤ Case #003 – Room 1706/ Misconduct During Welcome Assistance ✦ Involved Staff: Felix Lee ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: Guest at Room 1706

➤ Case #004 –Room 814/ Evening Turndown Service ✦ Involved Staff: Hyunjin Hwang ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: Guest at Room 814

➤ Case #005 –Room ???/ Spa Incident ✦ Involved Staff: Jeongin Yang ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: Spa Attendee

➤ Case #006 –Room 630/ Press for Service ✦ Involved Staff: Felix Lee ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Private Follow up report. ✦ Filed by: Guest At Room 630

➤ Case #007 –Room 325/ Missing Panties ✦ Involved Staff: Hyunjin Hwang ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: Guest At Room 325

➤ Case #008 –Room 704/ Officer Voyeur ✦ Involved Staff: Jisung Han ✦ Requested: Custom Drabble + Private Follow up report. ✦ Filed by: VIP Guest at room 704

➤ Case #009– Room 101/ Car Inspection ✦ Involved Staff: Changbin Seo ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Private Follow up report. ✦ Filed by: Guest at room 101.

➤ Case #010– Room 330/ Missing Number ✦ Involved Staff: Christopher Bahng ✦ Requested: Formal Investigation + Internal Service Memo ✦ Filed by: Guest at room 330

➤ Case #011–TBD ✦ Involved Staff: ✦ Requested: ✦ Filed by:

New entries added as investigations proceed. Thank you for choosing SKZotel.

[chanquokka]

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[strayingawayy]

skz as shit i've heard people in my uni say (warnings: swearing, mentions of whoring around)

chan: you don't understand, even my diarrhea smells of feminism at this point

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut!

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

han: i can't let people know i text c.ai in my free time

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked our reservations under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his partner: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk