#incorrect bl quotes

[extrovertedineedofhelp]

Jeff: Why are Charlie and Babe sitting with their backs to each other?

Alan: They had a fight

Jeff: Then why are they holding hands?

Alan: Babe is afraid he will randomly disappear again, so it was either not ever leaving each other's sides or handcuffs

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Boston: God decided to let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.

[sasa-chan]

Kim: I have no interest in dating.

*Chay walks into room*

Kim:

Kim: ...I-I want him.

[davincsoo]

Sky, planning a sexy bath time as punishment: you can't touch me. Prapai, confused: huh? Sky, being so fucking evil: you can't do anything. Prapai, understanding, and repeating slightly higher: huh?? Sky, reaching a whole new level of evil: you can't react. Prapai, looking at his dick, then back up at Sky, voice cracking at a whole other level of high: HUH???????

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.

Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.

Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?

[offgunsimp]

Sean after Black angers him: What do I do?

Yok: Do something silly and mean, like take something he likes and not give that back.

Sean: hmmm

—*Later* —

Yok: YOU TOOK HIS BROTHER?!!

*Black punches Sean to the ground*

[chainedupgirlsblog]

Vegas torturing a guy while Pete stands next to him helping him(?):

Pete: Do you need another pair of gloves?

Vegas: Yes, please.

*Vegas changes his blood-covered gloves and gives Pete a soft smile*

Vegas: I’m almost done here

Pete: It’s alright, take your time :) *smiles nonchalantly*

*Vegas gets lost in Pete’s smile for long seconds*

The guy being tortured: Can I…?

Vegas: Shut the fuck up! We’re having a moment here. Can’t you see it??!

[jelllyjae]

Yeonjun: Rule 1; never let him see how much you care Rule 2-

Yeonjun: Beomgyu what are you doing?

Beomgyu*building a Lego castle*: it's for you hyung

Yeonjun: oh, that's so sweet. Do you need me to help you? I'd be more than happy to help. What about a snack? Do you want one??? Or I could just here and keep you company. Mhm?

Huening Kai: ONCE AGAIN NEVER TRUST A MAN

[orangemocharaktajino]

Peep Show quotes

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Big: Hey Pete you remember why I said you were single for so long?

Pete: Yeah you said my standards were too high.

Big: And what did I suggest?

Pete: That I lower them a bit

*Looks at Pete currently sitting in Vegas lap*

Big: I think you might have gone a bit too low...

[live-from-flaturn]

[extrovertedineedofhelp]

Pete: What's something that's considered a punishment as a child but a reward as an adult?

Way: Death.

Kenta: Spankings.

Kim: Can the two of you just chill for five seconds?

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Babe: You died, Charlie!

Charlie: Death is a social construct.

[sasa-chan]

Pete: *Puts pants on*

Vegas: Terrible idea, really.

[davincsoo]

Sky: Babbling on about Prapai Rain: Oh my god... Is that what I sound like when I do it? Everyone in unison: YES!

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

*A rare family dinner where everyone is gathered even Kim after the Kimchay breakup , minus Korn*

Chay notices Kim looking in his direction with a strange look : Kim why do you look so constipated?

Kim : so WHAT now?

Chay : You look constipated, do you need a laxative or something?

Kim : I'm NOT constipated

Chay : you sure?

Vegas trying and failing to hold back his laugh: That's true cousin you do look a bit constipated

Khun giggling : he does look constipated doesn't he Porsche?

Porsche wheezing :Y-you-re s-so right

Kim : I'M NOT *he got interrupted by loud laughter from the people at the table. The bodyguards who were in that room were trying and failing miserably not to laugh. Macau who was laughing so hard at this point, lost his balance and fell from his chair*