#incorrect kuroshitposting

[incorrect-kuroshitposts]

this was a pain in the ass to make, by the way

[thewholediamondsky]

The one where I made a sequel to this video here

I know there are some people who aren't liking the amount of suspense they're creating between the relationship between these two; and also the repetition of cliffhangers in the story, but I have to say...

I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THE CHAPTERS (+ FANDOM JOKES) OF KUROSHITSUJI 🗣

[kazuha-pista-badam]

what if instead of black butler it was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻 and instead of consuming ciel's soul sebastian is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with grell

[natsuki208]

Ciel: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Alois: A doll.

Sieglinde: A cinnamon roll.

Lizzy: A sweetheart!

Ciel:

Ciel: ...stop it.

[kuroshitakemushrooms]

this is dadbastian in it's core right

tweet source: @/nikitamissle on twitter

(if you like this you should totally check out my cool fic on ao3)

[anerroryoccurred]

Tanaka's Biology Lesson

Baby!Ciel: Tanaka, what if there are monsters? Tanaka: Don’t worry, Young Master, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… Ciel, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

[lylawrites]

Yes Ciel and Sebastian have matching pfp because I CAN. NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

[bezierballad]

William: "I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell." Grell, Ronald, Othello, & Undertaker: "ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!"

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Black Butler incorrect quotes: White Chicks edition

(I'm deeply sorry, but I just HAD to do this. You're welcome.)

Ciel: I am so frickin' pissed.

Sebastian: Sweetie, you've got to slow up with those cosmos!

Lizzie: Yo, hold my poodle! HOLD MY POODLE!

Bard: Triple T-K-A! Time to totally kick ass!

Grelle: Oh my god! So what? I sleep with everyone's boyfriend!

Ronald: Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!

Charles Grey: Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?

Can't think of more that fit, lol.

[sebadztian]

Ciel: *stares at the paper in his hands* What the hell is this??

Sebastian: My report for our last case

Ciel: Your... No! This is just a bunch of cat drawing! Why are you giving me a bunch of cat drawing?!

Sebastian: No, my lord, those are cat alphabet, the more advanced and sophisticated form of the English alphabet...

Ciel: *head desk* FML

Inspired by a post seen on @lilacwriter07 blog

[sleepinghellokitty]

Ciel: GO TO HELL SEBASTIAN Sebastian: young master, I've already been there Ciel: Ciel: go to heaven Sebastian: my lord Sebastian: that stings

[incorrect-kuroshitposts]

Ciel: I’m very adult like. I run a company, I have a betrothed, I drink alcohol, and I even own a gun! Sebastian: Ciel, you’re grounded and I’m taking away all your toys. Ciel: No, you can’t do that!!!

[thewholediamondsky]

Spoilers Ahead: Kuroshitsuji Chapter 215

Look, in my defense, I regretted this video almost instantly after I finished making it...

[followthechick]

Weston boys incorrect quotes

I found screenshots from a few years ago (2021) of some prompts made using this incorrect quotes generator and they're still funny as fuck so I decided to share them. Enjoy ✨

[natsuki208]

Ciel: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Sebastian: Half-full, definitely.

Sebastian: Half-full and constantly rising.

Sebastian: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

———

Ciel: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Sebastian: And?

Ciel: And you are.

———

Sebastian: Is there something you would like to say, master?

Ciel: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

[kuroshitakemushrooms]

i hate the fact this is how i'm revealing that i like to draw

also yeah i found a tweet generator

(tweets: unknown, @/cousineggplant, @/saggiesplinters, @/_AlexHirsch,@/sarahradz_, @/amymarkscouk, @/ieatanddrink, @/hydingadork, @/goulcher, @/ConanOBrien, @/themiltron, @/NoticablyBacon, @/samkru)