#incorrect kylux

[moonsuneee]

Okay this is definitely gonna become a thing.

Sometimes mature, understanding, calm, and gentle is a 30 year old man having a temper tantrum and destroying First Order property.

[tomatette]

Episode XIX

more [or click here for more roommate shenanigans] credit for the quote goes to the lovely @techfan450 - thank you for giving me permission to use this :)

[techfan450]

Kylo: So he scooted closer... Closed his eyes... And...

The knigths: *lean forwards with wide eyes*

Kylo: He kissed me!!!

*they all squeal and hit Kylo with pillows*

*MEANWHILE HUX*

Hux, gaming with Mitaka: Yesterday i kissed Kylo.

Mitaka: And?

Hux: I groped dat ass.

Mitaka: *high fives him* Noice.

[syzygytailor]

Kylo Ren: I will die on this hill

Hux: I will shoot you on this hill

[headcanonthings]

Kylo: *leans in to kiss Hux* Hux: *slaps him* Kylo: Sithspit, Hux! Hux: Kark sorry, I forgot we're dating now.

[salalberryjam]

#dinluke

Based on this ol’ meme 

[9mothsinspace]

Hux: It’s not that I’m against it or blame people who do it, I just don’t see the point of it.

Kylo:

Kylo, concerned: Hux, you do know that sleep is critical for survival, right?

[cupidofcaravaggio]

Kylo: *walks into his room* Hux? What are you doing here? And with your cat?

Hux: oh, nothing

Ben: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Hux: I just, uh, wanted to see you

Ben: oh, that’s sweet

*ten seconds earlier*

Hux: you see millicent, this is your litter box *points to Kylo’s bed* you poop here

Hux: got it, poop

[moonsuneee]

Neither of them know how it happened, but hey neither of them are complaining 😭

[tomatette]

Episode XXI

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[techfan450]

Phasma: What were you doing?

Hux: I was doing paperwork.

Kylo: Hi, Phas

Phasma: Hi, Paperwork.

[tomatette]

Last song: Uh ... good question. Probably something in the radio, but I don't remember what it was tbh.

Currently watching: Alice & Jack

Sweet, savory or spicy: Sweet or savory, I don't have a high tolerance for hot food though.

Relationship status: Married

The last thing I googled: Haha, incorrect quotes for my "First Order Roommates"

Current obessions: Kylux. I like a lot of other things too, but I'm not as obsessed with them haha

Thanks for the tag @queen-stevie. I'll tag @dragonflies-draw-flame @soljet @gefionne @ellalba @jessequinnfirstofhername

Tag game! Tag nine people you would like to know better

tagged by @redfive--standingby and I forgot about it til I saw a post that was like when you get tagged in a tag game and forget about it and feel so bad that you didn't do it and you want the person to know that you're honoured they chose you 😆

last song: standing on the edge of summer by thursday

favourite colour: blueeeee

currently watching: taskmaster, abbott elementary, game changer, and lots of random uk trash telly

sweet, savoury or spicy: deffo savoury...love me some salt

relationship status: if it wasn't obvious...single 🤘🤘🤘

last thing I googled: music featured in the show your lie in april

current obsession: the lonely island just put out a podcast with seth meyers and i've been loving it

Thanks for the tag!! I'm gonna tag @eglerieth @yourlocalcreativeproblem @queen-stevie @wandernerd @spinnenpfote6 and @biscuitboxpink 💖

[syzygytailor]

Hux: You know what your problem is? You’re a gorgeous son of a princess who was never told to shut his damn mouth!

Ren: You think I’m gorgeous?

Hux: Shut your damn mouth!

[headcanonthings]

Kylo: If we were in a horror movie I'd want to be a double kill so that our blood mixes together and the last thing I feel is your skin against mine. Hux: That's the hottest thing someone has ever said to me. Phasma: What the fuck?!

[thelesbianalien]

General Hux: The real treasure was the memories made along the way.

Kylo ren: I almost died!

Hux: Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

[deadanimeboys]

kylo: as the big thot in charge, i-

hux: the what?

kylo: god, hux, you're so deaf. (clears throat) AS THE BIG THOT IN CHARGE