#incorrect pnf

[incorrect-owca-quotes]

Dennis: I’m gonna kill you.

Monogram: Get in line!

[abcwordsurge]

Candace: My mom asked me, "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you?"

Candace: Mom, I was the one with the idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.

[captainwaffles]

Phineas: Okay, truth or dare?

Ferb: Truth

Phineas: How many hours have you slept this week?

Ferb:……

Ferb: ...Dare

Phineas: Go to bed.

Ferb: I don’t like this game.

[chaoticace2005]

Perry, deadpanning in platypus: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Doof, seemingly understanding him: That’s not a lot of inches.

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

Random person on the street: Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking for the mailman.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, what, are you saying I'm not a male man? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male? I'm not a man? Is that what you're getting at?

[howtonerdoutovereverything]

Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

[cyberpassive]

Baljeet: That moment when you enter a room and forget why you went in there…

Pharmacist: *touches him*

Baljeet: Oh that’s right I was being chased by- *BZZZZZZZT* Lots of me…

[giantroboticplatypusbutt218]

I feel the need to inform everyone that, if you hear Rhys Darby's voice in your head whenever Perry talks in my fanfics, you are incorrect.

I don't exactly know what his voice does sound like, but I can think of 2 qualities it has for sure:

1: Sexy

2: Not Rhys Darby

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[embarasseddragon234]

Perry: *signing* My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss, what should I do?

Monty: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Carl: Tackle him!

Peter: Dump him.

Doof: NO to ALL of those! Just ASK ME to LEAN DOWN!

[fried-eggs152]

@captainwaffles here’s the quick sketch! (I’ll make an actual drawing soon or eventually)

[starfyhero2]

Phineas, setting down a card: Ace of spades! Ferb, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Buford, slamming a Pokémon card down: Seaking, I choose you! Baljeet, trembling: What are we playing?!

[incorrect-owca-quotes]

Monogram, pointing at Doofenshmirtz: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?

Monogram, pointing at Perry: Or a Freak (affectionate)?

Carl: Why not both?

Monogram, to Carl: You’re so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!

[abcwordsurge]

Ferb: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh

Ferb: (retains emotionless expression)

[captainwaffles]

Ferb: feminine urge this and Masculine urge that. The only urge I have is going feral

[chaoticace2005]

Vanessa: …Dad? What happened to that chair?

Norm: Perry the Platypus broke it over Dad’s back while they were wrestling!

Doofenshmirtz: Correction! Perry the Platypus was wrestling. I was trying to take over the Tri-State Area!

Doofenshmirtz, realizing: Also don’t call me-

[phinjeet]

* i just scrolled through every single incorrect quote tagged isabella garcia shapiro on that pnf incorrect quotez blog dawwgggg