#Source: danny gonzalez

[save-the-garden-gnomes]

Keefe: hey, what's your computer password?

Tam: I hate you I hate you go die

Keefe: *typing*

Keefe: huh it didn't work

Keefe: oh

[cyberpassive]

Baljeet: That moment when you enter a room and forget why you went in there…

Pharmacist: *touches him*

Baljeet: Oh that’s right I was being chased by- *BZZZZZZZT* Lots of me…

[oceanview15]

Zuko: *stands outside Katara window with a “PROM?” sign*

Aang, leaning out the window: Oh my spirits, yes!

Zuko: NO! TELL KATARA!

Aang: Hey Katara! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Paul: Hope everyone’s having a great Pride Month! Shout out to…

Paul, with his nephews: The gays!

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*At the beginning of Case 1 when Zag appears*

Jonah: That’s not Gabby.

Jonah: Who the fuck is that?

Jonah: Did they get rid of Gabby?!

Jonah: Did we break up, or something?!

[arrowheadedbitch]

Gus: I'm gonna call 011!

011: You're call can not be completed as dialed-

Shawn- Hello!? My friend has just jumped off the balcony!

[your-pal-nebula]

Chazz: Here's a joke. How many ex girlfriends does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Chazz: Jessica please come back. I don't know how to change a lightbulb

[trobedgirldads]

[texting]

cooper: can you come here? i wanna show you something

oliver: seriously? do you realize how far away from you i am right now?

cooper: mhm

oliver: so you understand how ridiculous it was for you to ask me to come over for you to show me something?

cooper: yep

oliver: and you understand that i am coming over?

cooper: of course

*oliver gets out of bed and walks across the basement to cooper’s bed*

oliver: alright, what is it?

[wilburytwist]

George: you know what they say: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, at least you’ll land among the stars!

Jeff: or suffocate in space, I suppose

[hellomissmedia]

Ron: Look, we have to tell Wade that Floyd and Debra died.

Trevor: No!

Wade: What happened to Floyd? He doesn’t answer my texts anymore.

Trevor: Wade, Floyd and Debra moved away.

Wade: Why?

Ron: BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THEM DIE!

Trevor: RON!

[iam-back]

Matthews: What's going on everyone, I'm the happiest motherf៛₾﷼er you'll ever meet! Sure, I might scare people off sometimes, but you know what, it's just cos I'm so confident! They can see it in my eyes, and my smile, and the way that I just scream and cackle down the halls at night? Confidence, baby!

[southconfessionpark]

SP shipping is like that one Danny Gonzales clip where he goes up to the kids (himself) and says that they’re the new best couple and they’re like wtf we are 5.

video

[oren-juice]

this and strangest story have me in a chokehold I swear

[oceanview15]

Sokka: We need to make sure your father doesn’t find Aang before the comet.

Zuko: Don’t worry. I’ll put him somewhere he’ll never look.

Zuko: *puts Aang in box labeled ‘past my flaws’*

[scratchy829]

the hyperfixation is rlly getting to me you guys

[youtubeminuscontext]

That baby did not choose to be born half-dog, okay? He was probably cursed by a witch.

Danny Gonzalez