#incorrect sabriel

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: so, how's married life?

Sam: oh you know, pretty standard

the wedding night:

Gabriel, absolutely wasted, gleefully ripping up bits of their marriage certificate, laughing maniacally: HA!

GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT, FUCKER!

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Sam: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Gabriel: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[crookedmime]

I needed so much more of this Sam and Dean.

[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : If I fall…

Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.

Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?

Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Crowley : *watches these four interactions*

Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?

Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Sam: “I just want to hear those three little words.”

Gabriel: “I love you.”

Sam: “You are so cute, but try again.”

Gabriel: “I will behave.”

[hetaczechia]

Dean: ew! that's my brother, if you're gonna kiss him do it when I'm not around!

Gabriel: then, why not just leave the room ?

Dean: what no i can't do that, what if you kiss my brother??

[sk3tch-rottmnt]

Sabriel incorrect quote time

Gabriel : Relationships should be 50/50. Sam cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

______________________

Gabriel , sweating: Sam, there’s something I need to ask you-

Sam: Finally! You’re proposing!

Gabriel : How’d you know?

Sam: Gabriel , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Sam: I even picked it up once.

___________________________

Gabriel : Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Sam: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

[mrsbradshaw-seresin01]

Sam: Okay, on the count of 3, everyone say something you're grateful for. Ready? 1... 2... 3...

Sam: Gabriel *lovingly gazing at his partner*

Gabriel: Sam *making eyes at him*

Jack: Everyone here!!

Dean: My mad hunting skills.

Castiel: Pizza!!

Bobby: This whiskey.

Rowena: Me, duh.

[221bstrange]

Sam: So who are you choosing?

Gabriel: Well Dean’s great and all… but it’s you I want😘~

Sam, turning to Gabriel, and away from the Mario Kart: I was referring to the driver?!???

[pinchcinnamon]

what do you want for christmas?

[idjits-areus]

It's game night in the bunker and Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, Dean, and Jack are all playing the Word Association game. It was Jack's turn to pick the game and when Dean began to tell them it was a stupid idea, they started to cry, causing Dean to immediately back pedal and call it a good idea.

Jack: "Everyone knows how to play, right?"

Sam, Gabriel, and Dean: "Yes."

Castiel: "No."

Jack: "It's simple, Cas. We'll each take turns saying a word and whatever the first word that comes to mind is, you say it out loud all at the same time. The most closely related word gets the point. Sounds easy, right?"

Castiel: "Yes, that sounds easy enough."

Jack: "Okay, good! Let's start out easy then. Water."

Sam: "Lake."

Dean: "Bath."

Castiel: "The Mariana Trench."

Gabriel: "Lube."

Sam: "...Gabe"

Gabriel: "What?"

Jack: "Okay, I declare Cas the winner of this round. Cas, you're up next."

Castiel: "Okay. My word is warm."

Gabriel: "Fire."

Sam: "Hell."

Jack: "Hugs."

Dean: "Cas."

Sam, Gabriel, Castiel, and Jack: "...."

Dean: "What?"

Sam: "Nothing. Just the usual."

Gabriel: "....You said Cas!"

Dean: "No I didn't. I said pie."

Gabriel: "Yes you did!"

Dean: "No, I said pie. Right, Jack?"

Jack: "N-"

Castiel: "-You said me Dean, which I'd have to give this point to you. You would know better than anyone else."

Sam: "Ew guys! I didn't need to know that."

Gabriel: "Aw hell yeah, little bro!"

Dean: "Ugh, Cas..."

Jack: "What does that mean?"

Gabriel: "It means that Dean and Cas fu-"

Sam: "Nope! No, Gabe! You are not telling Jack that."

Gabriel: "..."

Sam: "Did you just lick my hand?"

Gabriel: "Maybe?"

Dean: "Okay, that's it. I'm done. It was fun while it lasted, Jack."

Castiel: "I guess I should leave too. Goodnight all."

Jack: "Aw, okay. See you guys in the morning!"

Gabriel and Sam: "...."

Gabriel: "Now that they've left. Do you think Cas and Dean are fucking right now?"

Sam: "Ew, Gabe."

Gabriel: "No, seriously."

Sam: "Definitely."

Gabriel: "Shall we take this party to your room?"

Sam: "Lead the way."

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: what are you getting Sam for his birthday?

Gabriel: I don't know, it's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet

Dean: I'm getting Sam a divorce lawyer

[artoriamoran12144]

Gabriel: *returns to the Bunker with a really weird looking puppy*

Dean: Ehh!! What is that?!

Gabriel, proudly: It's a puppy.

Dean, looking closer: A Hellhound puppy???

Gabriel, happy as ever: Yep.

Dean: Wait, those things can spawn?!?!?!

Gabriel: ....

Dean: ....

Puppy: ....

Dean: ....

Gabriel, cautiously: So, uh.... Can we keep him?

Dean: Are you kidding me?!?! Hell yeah!!!!

Sam, popping up out of nowhere: Absolutely not.

Castiel, magically appearing behind Sam: Agreed. It's too dangerous.

Dean: Dude, you literally ate Leviathans for breakfast like it was nothing.

Gabriel: What?!?!?!?! How is that even possible?!?!?!?!

Sam: It's not staying and that's final. Get rid of it.

Castiel: You heard the man.

Gabriel: YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!! *fucking bolts out the room with the Hellhound*

Castiel: *chases after Gabriel with his blade drawn*

Dean: ....

Sam: ....

Dean: *tackles Sam to the ground*

Sam: Ahh!! What the fuck, man!?!

Dean: No one is hurting that puppy!!! Call of your Angel or it's goodnight Sammy.

Sam: Okay, okay!!! Fine, if it means that much to you, you can keep it!!!

[idk-soup]

Me and my best friend were being dumb and looking at sabriel stuff on here and now I have many comics to make because of incorrect quotes we found

(My friend) @willowthunderthorn

(Not my friend)

[lukas-dusk]

Jack : The floor's lava!

Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*

Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*

Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Loki: “I’m the real Gabe!”

Gabriel: “No, I’m the real Gabe!”

Dean: “Who do we shoot?”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Dean: *nods*

Sam: “How do you spell bananas?”

Loki: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

Sam, shooting Loki: “Wrong answer.”

Dean, looking at Sam in disbelief: “Woah! THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL BANANAS!”

Sam: “Yeah, but Gabe sings the song.”

Gabriel, singing: “It’s bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”