lukas-dusk

[lukas-dusk]

Tony : Okay, in flirting situation the key is making them check you out, without letting them know you know they're checking you out.

Tony : You're juste like "Whatever I'm doing me" and then when they try to talk to you you can play it one of three way!

Tony : Dumb, super on it, or nasty! Which way you play depends on what kinda guys you're dealing with.

Peter : This is like my dream and my nightmare, all at one time...

Tony : I'm not gonna take that personally.

[lukas-dusk]

Sometimes I think I'm putting too much energy into useless things, and then I do that kind of thing and I know I'm right.

Arrowverse Next gen! (Canon and fanon ship)

2038

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Leonard Snart & Barry Allen (main couple)

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1. Nori Allen-Snart (19 years old)

Origin : Daughter of Barry and Iris from a destroyed alternate timeline. Arrived in this univers at age of 13.

Power : Speedster

Superhero name : XS

Status : Raised by Barry and Iris and co-parenting by Leonard and Eddie.

Personality : Mature and serious, shaped by a difficult past. Protective of her “twin” Nora. Initially distrustful, secretive, sometimes distant.

Bonus : Her name was originally Nora but she changed it when she arrived here since there was already a Nora. She hates the fact that her two teammates are dating her siblings.

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2. Nora Snart-Allen (19 years old)

Origin : Biological daughter of Barry and Leonard like all her siblings.

Power : Speedster

Superhero name : Dash

Personality : Anxious, perfectionist. Deep admiration for Barry. Very emotional, struggles under pressure. Desperate to prove herself.

Bonus : Want to become Central City’s next hero, she's the definition of heroes. She puts too much pressure on herself.

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3. Odysseus "Ody" Snart-Allen (17 years old)

Powers : Teleportation + uses a Cold Gun inherited from Leonard.

Superhero name : Click

Personality : Introverted, eerily calm. Gadget-obsessed, dark humor. Almost creepily logical.

Bonus : When we talk about mechanics he becomes crazy happy. He is a mechanic/engineer. Future head of STAR Labs.

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4. Athena Snart-Allen (17 years old)

Status : Ody’s twin sister.

Power : Electricity

Superhero name : Voltage

Personality : Gentle, calm, strategic. Deadly in combat, hides her strength behind a serene smile.

Bonus : Chief of the new Legends, she keeps the triplets in place.

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5. Freeze Snart-Allen (15 years old)

Power : Ice (meta version of Leonard’s power)

Villain name :  Ice Princess

Personality : Cynical, sarcastic. Big heart, well hidden. Very similar to Leonard.

Bonus : She's the future leader of the "good" Rogues.

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6. Michael Snart-Allen (11 years old)

Power : Lightning

Superhero name : Thunderstorm

Personality : Radiant child, always smiling. Wants to follow in all his siblings’ footsteps. “The baby” of the family.

Bonus : On the surface, he's a carbon copy of Barry. He loves his uncle Wally and wants to become a race car driver.

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Mick Rory & Caitlin Snow

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1. Lukas Rory-Snow (18 years old)

Power : Fire

Superhero name : Lighter

Personality : Jokester, mess-maker, hopeless flirt. Doesn’t take anything too seriously.

Bonus : He leaned more towards the villains before and the only reason why he isn't one is Nora, he admire her courage.

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2. Burn Rory-Snow (15 years old)

Power : Ice

Villain name : Ice Prince

Personality : Cold, calm, hyper-analytical. Thoughtful like Caitlin, explosive like Mick. Always fight with Freeze, but respect her.

Bonus : Doctor with advanced scientific intellect, the genius of his generation.

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3. Kitty Rory-Snow (9 years old)

Power : Super-strength

Superhero name : Miss Power

Personality : Sweet, cheerful, overflowing with love. Adored by everyone.

Bonus : She's a sweetheart, in the future she's ranked as the favorite heroine every time.

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Cisco Ramon & Lisa Snart

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1. Lucky Snart-Ramon (18 years old)

Power : Metal telekinesis

Superhero name : Lady attraction

Personality : Charismatic, bold. A true Lisa 2.0.

Bonus : She's a model. She was voted sexiest hero of the year.

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2. Piper Snart-Ramon (15 years old)

Power : Vibe

Villain name : Advisor

Personality: Cold, calculating, scientific to the core. Tired of everyone’s nonsense.

Bonus : She/They. Her villain name is to rhyme with Freeze and Burn. They know everything about everybody, nobody bothers them.

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Oliver Queen & Felicity Smoak

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1. William Clayton-Queen (32 years old )

Origin : He's the son of Samantha Clayton and Oliver Queen.

Skills : He becomes a tech genius, and helps the next generation of vigilantes, especially his siblings.

Superhero name : Arrowhead

Status : He grew up with his mother when he was young, and when his mother died he started living with Felicity and Oliver and later on with his half-brother and sisters.

Personality : Super smart, awkward, not into vigilante stuff (at least not at first). Nerd vibe.

Bonus : He is the head of Queen Enterprise. He is the oldest of the children, he is a bit like everyone's big brother.

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2. Mia Smoak-Queen ( 19 years old)

Skills : Super hand-to-hand fighter trained by his father and Sara. She has a wipe.

Superhero name : Blackstar

Personality : she's fierce. She’s snarky, skilled, and takes no crap from anyone.

Bonus : When there is a major crisis attack, she and Nori are the ones in charge.

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3. Moira Queen (18 years old)

Skills : Best archer, médecin.

Superhero name : Quivling

Personality: Strategic, Confident, takes after Oliver.

Bonus : She's team gray chef. Moira girlfriend. Studying medicine.

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4. Elira Queen (16 years old)

Skills : Technician, scientist + archer

Superhero name: Optics

Personality : Altruistic, analytical, awkward. Takes after Felicity.

Bonus : She is an Overwatch/Oracle type superhero. She knows how to use a bow but rarely does it.

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5. Tom Queen (12 years old)

Powers: Crossbow + poison

Superhero name: Venom

Personality : Cheerful but scary. “Adorable menace.” You barely have time to turn around and you have a dart stuck in your neck.

Bonus : He's an absolute poison fan, he knows them all. As said earlier he is a threat, Bart is the one who keeps him on a leash.

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Ray Palmer & Nora Darhk

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1. Connor Palmer (16 years old)

Power: New Atom suit

Superhero name : Redthorn

Personality: Easygoing, funny, natural hero.

Bonus : Athena's right-hand man and boyfriend.

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2. Quetzalya Palmer (14 years old)

Power : Sorceress

Superhero name : Nightshadow

Personality : Handles everything calmly, has a leader’s aura. Independent and classy.

Bonus : She's a singer. Despite her young age, she is very powerful.

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Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor

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1. Zek-el Luthor-Danvers (19 years old)

Powers: Kryptonian power (strength, flight, etc.)

Superhero name : Orion

Personality : Charming, funny, a little cheeky, a flirt.

Bonus : He is popular and sporty, good at most sports, his favorite being baseball.

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2. Nala Luthor-Danvers (16 years old)

Powers: Kryptonian power.

Superhero nam : Shooting star

Personality : A Kara-Lena mix (but with Lena energy). Kara’s kindness, Lena’s calm intelligence. Very Organized.

Bonus : She is the future CEO of L-Corps, a true businesswoman, she takes that from her mother.s

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3. Linda Luthor-Danvers (13 years old)

Powers: Kryptonian power + Lena power

Superhero name : Staralight

Personality : Curious, Attentive, Can't be shaken, the moon could collapse she would be there like "oh the moon is really pretty!"

Bonus : She is the one who inherited the most of Lena's powers and the one who is truly deeply involved in magic.

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Eddie Thawne & Iris West

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1. Nori Allen-Snart (19 years old)

Origin : Daughter of Barry and Iris from a destroyed alternate timeline. Arrived in this univers at age of 13.

Power : Speedster

Superhero name : XS

Status : Raised by Barry and Iris and co-parenting by Leonard and Eddie.

Personality : Mature and serious, shaped by a difficult past. Protective of her “twin” Nora. Initially distrustful, secretive, sometimes distant.

Bonus : Her name was originally Nora but she changed it when she arrived here since there was already a Nora. She hates the fact that her two teammates are dating her siblings.

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2. Joseph Thawne (15 years old)

Skills : An really excellent detective. He's also really good with a gun and boxing.

Personality : Tired of the hero generation. Extremely rational. He is very attentive and compassionate.

Bonus : He's a future police officer, even the future chief of police of Central City. He is the normal one, the one who keeps the new generation on a leash, with Elios.

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3. Bart Thawne (11 years old)

Skills : An really excellent Journaliste. His skill in reading body language is impressive.

Personality: Mini-Barry. Passionate, curious, he can be a lot.

Bonus He's a future journalist. He adores his Uncle Barry. He's a total hero fan, and since he's friends with so many, he always has plenty of scoops.

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Sara Lance & Ava Sharpe

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Lucy Sharpe-Lance triplets (17 years old)

Skills : Assassin training and multiple skills, Specializing in Crossbow and Dagger.

Superhero name :

Personality: They are all inspired by Sara : bold, loyal, strategic, a bit chaotic. But Lucy is more reliable, decisive, skillful, gracious.

Bonus : Very close to Athena. Tom learned the crossbow from her. She writes down all their adventures and wants to make a book about them.

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Milles Sharpe-Lance triplets (17 years old)

Skills : Assassin training and multiple skills, Specializing in firearms and particularly sniper rifles.

Superhero name :

Personality: They are all inspired by Sara : bold, loyal, strategic, a bit chaotic. But Milles is more logical, trustworthy, observant, good judge of character.

Bonus : Very close to Athena. He is passionate about history, which comes in handy when you travel through time. He is especially passionate about the Renaissance.

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Shae Sharpe-Lance triplets (17 years old)

Skills : Assassin training and multiple skills, Specialized in swords.

Superhero name :

Personality: They are all inspired by Sara : bold, loyal, strategic, a bit chaotic. But Shae is more empathetic, adventurous, cheerful, brave.

Bonus : Very close to Athena. Shae loves animals and wants to be a veterinarian. His favorite anomaly is the otter.

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Tommy Merlyn & Laurel Lance

1. Elios Merlyn-Lance (10 years old)

Skills : If he speaks long enough he can make whatever he wants true or false. He's pretty good at sniping, learn a thing or two from Milles

Personality: The only “normal” one in the group with Joseph. He takes after Laurel, oth of them have the same disappointed look towards Tommy.

Always the one saving The Young heros from their own chaos.

Bonus : Lawyer-in-training. Heir to global merlyns.

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Thea Queen & Roy Harper

1. Pino (15 years old)

Skills : Skilled with weapons, their weapon of choice is a giant scissors that splits in two.

Superhero name : Silver cut

Personality : They're like Thea when they like someone, and Roy when they don't like/don't know someone.

Bonus : They/Them. They can immobilize someone with a pair of pencils or a compass, and they're are formidable with everyday objects.

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Confirmed Couples

Moira & Nora

Zek-el & Odysseus

Connor & Athena

Quetzalya & Linda & Joseph

Tom & Bart

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Friendship Groups/Team

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Team, The royal : Piper, Burn, Freeze.

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Duo, BlackOptics : Mia, Élira.

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Team, The Sorceress : Quetzalya, Linda, + Joseph.

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Team Gray : Zek-el, Nori, Moira.

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Young Heroes : Tom, Michael, Kitty, Elios, + Bart.

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Team Dash : Nora, Lukas, Lucky.

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Team business, The Coppers : Odysseus, Nala, Pino.

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New Legends : Athena, Lucy, Milles, Shae, Connor.

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Top (Their age is taken into account, it is the top of 2038)

#1 Nori

#2 Zek-el

#3 Lukas

#4 Nora

#5 Mia

#6 Quetzalya

#7 Lucky

#8 Nala

#9 Moira

#10 Athena

#11 Connor

#12 Ody

#13 Piper

#14 Linda

#15 Freeze

#16 Burn

#17 Shae

#18 Pino

#19 Lucy

#20 Milles

#21 Élira

#22 Tom

#23 Joseph

#24 Kitty

#25 Michael

#26 William

#27 Bart

#28 Elios

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More Snart-Allen Family

[lukas-dusk]

Dean : I don't like people on general.

Jack : Well... What about, Sam?

Dean : Well I love Sam, but don't tell him that!

Dean : Who else?

Dean : I would say that there's about four other people.

Dean : Well Castiel of course.

Dean : There's a lesbian who's good.

Dean : My uncle Bobby.

Dean : And...

Dean : ...

Dean : No that's it. I thinks it's- I think four.... Yeah I like four people.

[lukas-dusk]

If anyone is interested, I did this. I don't think anyone will be interested, but here it is.😂

Original

[The scene opens on Titan where Thanos is offering his hand to Tony as if he is asking him to join him.  Tony raised his hand slowly, he seemed to hesitate, then under the horrified gaze of everyone on Titan, he took it. Thanos has a big smile, he is delighted, ready to team up with Tony, but suddenly he collapses on the ground as if he had lost all his strength. He doesn't understand, no one understands, then he looks at Tony who looks at him with pure pity, but with evil pity, with pathetic pity. ]

Tony

Oh, Thanos...

Surely you didn't think I bought your whole... act?

I should be thanking you, really.

You were the last push I needed.

[Tony looks at his gauntlet in which we can see that the infinity stones that Thanos had are all infiltrated into Tony's gauntlet, which means that only Vision's is missing. Right after we see trails of light running through his body and especially through his eyes, and suddenly we see a sort of shift in Tony.]

Tony

Interesting...

Now where's Vision?

[Tony gets up and you can see there's something weird about him, like it's him but something's different.]

Tony

Won't live in your shadow anymore, Always blamed for absolutely everything, while you rule and reign in the light.

[Tony walks, spins around, his eyes are misty, he looks almost in a trance.]

Tony

Pandering to your every call

Fixing all of your nonsense.

Finally I'm knocking down the gates.

[Stephen gets up and goes to Tony to stop whatever is happening, because whatever is happening is not going to be a good thing at all. But as he approaches, Tony waves his hand in that direction, a green smoke comes out of his hands, trapping Stephen in mid-air.]

Tony

This really isn't anything personal, I just can't have you getting in my way.

[Tony says as he runs his hand gently over Stephen's face.]

Tony

This story's gonna change and go my way!

[The Guardians of the Galaxy and Peter really understand that something is wrong, and rush towards Tony to try to stop him while Tony continues talking.]

Tony

For the first time in forever

I'm getting what I really want

For the first time in forever

I'll have my say and you can watch

[Tony continues talking, while he uses the Infinity Stones to stop them all with ease.]

Tony

I'm stronger now than ever

And it's time I take my place

For the first time in forever

Nothing's in my way

Oh, nothing's in my way

[As he says this last sentence, with the help of the space stone he opens a portal and put one foot inside.]

[Tony's portal took him directly to Wankanda where the battle against Thanos' army rages. Tony walks through the battle with total composure, annihilating everything, standing in front of him.

Tony

Did you think I'd just keep taking it?

Letting you crush my self worth bit by bit?

Well now you'll learn just who you're messing with!

[ He make a huge attack with that last sentence.]

[You can see everyone who knows Tony turning around and looking at him, not understanding what's going on, calling his name with doubt and questioning. Even Thanos' soldiers are disturbed because they recognize the stones]

Tony

The Tony you knew is dead and gone!

Finally done being your mat!

[Tony finds himself face to face with Wanda who shouts his name with anger asking him what the hell he's doing.]

[Tony with a completely superior and cold tone.]

Tony

Which begs the question, do I let you live?

[Wanda in her anger and doubt tries to attack Tony but her magic doesn't work against him, and in less than 3 seconds she is on the ground unable to move. Her face looks horrified outraged and above all really surprised at the situation. ]

Tony

Oh, don't look so surprised.

Surely you can't have seen this going any other way...

[Tony uses his magic to slam Wanda's head into the ground, while we see flashbacks to all the times she called Tony a heartless monster, a terrorist, a parent killer and a selfish man.]

Tony

Get down bow and smile, I'm finally the villain you wanted me to be!

[Tony then continues his path passing through people and especially through the original Avengers as he looks into their eyes.]

[First Thor, then Bruce, and finally Natasha, he as such a sad look and his face.]

Tony

For the first time in forever

I'm not looking for your love...

For the first time in forever

I am free to rise above!

[He continues walking to find himself with his back to everyone, then suddenly turns around with a wave of energy that knocks everyone to the ground.]

Tony

I don't care for your approval!

We have nothing more to say!

For the first time in forever!

Nothing's in my-

[And then he stops in his movements, we can easily guess that he felt something behind him.]

[Tony's back is still facing the person who arrived, but the camera pans for us to show Steve Rogers looking horrified. Tony, still with his back to Steve, sighed and started talking again.]

Tony

None of this had to happen, Steve.

We could have been friends!

But I've run out of chances.

and you've run out of time...

[Tony turns around to face Steve, his expression so blank it gives you chills. And then suddenly a smile, who scream Tony Stark, appears as he starts talking again.]

Tony

Do you want to be a team Cap?

I've lost count of all the times

I tried getting you to talk to me

To open up and see I was yours and you were mine.

[We see moments of Tony and Steve talking and laughing, and no matter how many times Steve rejected him Tony keeps going towards him. But they are really there, unconsciously Tony makes them appear with these powers in front of everyone.]

[Then as Tony smile fade and he continues to talk, we see scenes of Tony being there for Steve but no one being there for him, abandoning him during the Civil Wars, and then completely betraying him when you see that he didn't say anything to Tony about the death of his parents.

Tony

I reached out when you were hurting

United to the end

You abandoned me out completely

I JUSTE WANTED A FRIEND!!!

[As he says this Tony yell and cries, as the scene of Steve ramming his shield into Tony's chest and leaving him in Siberia plays out.]

Tony

Oh... OHHHHHH!

[Tony has his hand over his face, crying and screaming on his knees on the ground, as waves of energy pass through him and escape to make waves of power.]

[As a huge wave knocks everyone over including Tony and especially Steve, Tony begins to slowly get up while shaking all over. Everyone is on the ground and no one can stop him from heading, all shaky, towards the palace where Vision is.]

Tony

For the first time in forever

I can see clearly what to do

[Tony looks like he's in physical pain with every step he takes as he enters the palace, always with tears in his eyes.]

Tony

There's one thing that always held me back

And that one thing was you!

[While he's saying this, we have flashbacks of absolutely all the people he ever loved. ]

Tony

Now you've had your last tomorrow

'Cause your time is up today!

[He walks into the room where Shuri and Vison are, they look confused and worried about his appearance. Tony gestures towards Shuri who suddenly collapses, which startles Vision who runs in her direction to realize that she's okay. She's asleep.]

[Tony walks over to Vision, who looks confused, and places his hands on him gently and lovingly while he looks at him also gently and lovingly. He then places his head on Vision forehead and Vision's stone is like literally absorbed by Tony, while Vision seems to fall asleep and Tony whispers that everything is going to be fine.]

[Tony close his eyes close while whispering ]

Tony

For the first time in forever...

Nothing's in my way...

[Tony raised his head and we can see in his eyes six different colors, with streaks of magic covering his body. His outfit has changed, he looks like a god, and when you look closely you can see the infinity stones directly implanted in his skin, so yes, he is not far from the title of god.]

[And in a last sentence]

Tony

Nothing's in my way...

[And the screen fades to black]

Sorry for any mistakes or misunderstandings, English is not my first language and I did this at 3am. 😭

I had fun with writing that I hope you had fun reading it 😂

[lukas-dusk]

Shield Tony AU

Tony : Call me young man again, and i'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.

Ross : Am I supposed to guess where that is ?

Tony : *Raise an eyebrow*

Clint & Natasha smirking : Your ass.

Furry : And he mean it.

[lukas-dusk]

It's probably because of Grant Gustin's role as Sebastian Smithes, but I love imagining Barry Allen in college as being a bit of a popular mean girl, very Humm open with he's sexuality.

Like he was always a shy, introverted nerd who got bullied, but in college he decided that had to change. He dressed however he wanted, did whatever he wanted, said whatever he wanted, and fucked whomever he wanted.

To go into this AU/divergent canon, I have two ideas. One where Iris didn't go to the same college as Barry and like everyone else she doesn't know about his exuberant past. Two, she was with Barry in college and knows his "dark" past, and she loves it when old things come back to haunt he's ass, and she can watch Barry drown in his mess.

I admit I have a preference for the second one, especially since with the second one I can make Barry get arrested a lot for minor crimes, drunkenness, offenses, fighting, public nudity, etc. And that he often finds himself at the station with Joe always taking care of him. It adds something funny to the fact that when Barry came to work at CCPD everyone was like "Oh Barry! What did you get arrested for again?" And he was like "I work here now." Everyone was dumfounded, One part was like "working with Barry? Cool!" and the other was like "work with this hooligan?? Never!"

And so it's really Barry who let loose in college (in every possible sense) and once in working life became "normal" again, even if his eventful past haunts him from time to time.

Also I love the idea of Barry being a total slut in college, I have this idea that's more of a crackheadcanon than anything else. Of Barry during like his third year of college when he was super popular, putting up a poster in the front hall, with his name and phone number with the plan to sleep with someone different every day for 364 days.

And every time Iris brings this up again, he dies of shame, while Iris dies of laughing.

And I just like imagine a bunch of scenarios with Barry mean girl/slut persona coming back at the worst moment, like :y

Barry trying to stop Snart

Snart : Oh Scarlet, if you keep running you mouth like that I'mma try to use it other way.

Barry : Say the word and your wish is my command~

Snart : What ?

Barry sweating : What?

A Karen at the CCPD

Karen : It's simply repulsive, how dare you speak to me like that!

Eddie : Mam...

Barry : Listen to me carefully, old lady, here we are in a police station, we are dealing with important cases, we are not here to arrest the slightest person who causes you inconvenience or to respond to your whims.

Karen : I-

Barry : So you're going to go home and do some soul searching to figure out why no one likes you, and why we're not going to arrest some random kid who didn't kiss the ground you walk on. Knowing that the only people we should arrest are your parents for raising you and not throwing you in a trash can.

Karen : *Running away In shame*

Eddie :

Eddie : WHAT???

Barry : Humm.... I have work goodbye!

Joe facepalming : Barry...

Random policemanc: Damn it's been a long time since I've seen Mean Barry!

Random policewoman : Me too !

The first collaboration with the legends (Shut up Len is alive)

Barry : I know I said you had good in you, but I admit I didn't think of you as a hero!

Snart joking : Because you often think about me Scarlet?

Barry : Well yes, but usually there are a lot less clothes, and a lot more noises when I think of you.

Snart : I- WHAT??

Barry horrified : OH FUCK ME- wait no! I mean yes- but no! But argh! SEE YOU LATER! *Run away*

Anyway that's it.

[lukas-dusk]

Shield Tony AU

Clint : Give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back... This is heavy stuff!

Tony : ...

Tony takes an arrow from Clint to kiss him, before throwing it from the top of the plane.

Tony smirking : Go get him agent.

Clint jumping out of the plane with a grappling arrow : You complete me !

[lukas-dusk]

Lisa : You don't see the family ressemblance?

Team flash : ...

Lisa : Here's a hint !

Lisa imitating Len voice : "Make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go of the rails, thrown away the plan."

The Flash : !

Lisa : It's okay, you can laugh! It's funny!

[lukas-dusk]

Sam : I only told Dean because he's my brother. And we tell each other everything, well we try.

Dean : I just told Cas ! He's my... Best friend...

Castiel : And I told Gabriel. He's technically my best brother.

Gabriel : And i told many MANY peoples!

[lukas-dusk]

Steve : Anybody that puts my kids in danger, doesn't get a second chance EVER.

Steve : Goodbye now.

Max : ... Did you just call us your kids ?

Steve : Oh jeeez...

Dustin : You've never says that before!

Steve : Sure, I have!

Erica : Nun hun!

Steve : Well, if course your my kids ! What do you think?

The party being happy and embarrassed.

[lukas-dusk]

Oliver : To help Barry we're going to need hair dryer, girls ?

Felicity : What???

Caitlin : Oh god not another one...

Felicity : Another one ???

Caitlin : Apparently Barry Snart et Oliver think every woman carry an hair dryer on her.

Felicity : Oh my god that's so stupid and sexiste!

Caitlin : Well, I tend to agree with you, but...

Thea takink a hair dryer out of her bag : Here's mine!

Sara : And mine! I'm gonna call Laurel so that she can give us hers!

Felicity : ???

Caitlin : Apparently they are right. I might start to carry one with me, seeing how they are requested in apparently so many situations.

Felicity : ??????

Barry : Alright give me your hair dryer

Caitlin : My what ?

Barry : Your Hair dryer?

Caitlin : What are you talking about?

Barry : Don’t you carry one everywhere?

Caitlin : Have you ever met a women ?

Barry calling Iris : Hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Iris over the phone : Of course, im not an animal.

Caitlin : *In disbelief*

[lukas-dusk]

Todoroki family vandalism adventure

Snart-Allen family vandalism adventure

Chapter 11

Leonard : Great. That was a colossal waste of time.

Ody : Hey Dad.

Leonard : Ody?? Where’s my car?!

Nora : We sold it and donated the money! Also, we bought Kitty a new bike.

Leonard : You WHAT- how am I supposed to get to work now??

Athena : Don’t worry, we got you a scooter!

Leonard : …What am I gonna do with a scooter?? My hideout is like 30 miles away!

Freeze : Then you better start scooting.

-

A dramatic shot of Leonard scooting through the streets.

━

Later, in the Snart-Barry Living Room…

Barry standing up with hand on he's hips, face frozen in righteous parental fury. Before him: Nora, Athena, Freeze, Odysseus, Nori, all on their knees like freshly caught criminals awaiting judgement.

Leonard, meanwhile, lounges on the other couch with a cast on his leg, smiling smugly as a little blond boy offers him juice. Apparently his son too, but too young for shenanigans (for now).

Barry in full papa Wrath Mode : Can someone explain to me how my husband ended up in the hospital with a broken leg, a hideout in ruins, a scooter stolen by a gang of pigeons ? Oh and don't think about escaping to your friends' houses, I've talked to their parents about that and they are not amused! Expect Mick but he doesn't count.

Nora crying : I'm so sorry papa !!!

Ody deadpan : It’s the system’s fault.

Nori : ...

Freeze : And capitalism’s.

Athena : Also Piper.

Barry : Piper did NOTHING.

Nora thoughtful : Well technically she knew everything that was going on and did nothing so...

Barry : *Glaring*

The kids : Sorry...

Leonard smiling at Michael : You see, kid… that’s why you never listen to the grown-ups. It’s always the little ones who are the wisest.”

Michael being adorable : I’m never gonna steal your car, Daddy!

Leonard : Yes, and that's why you’re my favorite.

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Leonard : Moira, it’s MY turn to talk to Nora!

Moira : I’m having a conversation!

Leonard : It’s MY phone!

Moira : Well it's MY girlfriend.

Nori : Can I borrow the phone just for a sec? It’s important.

Moira : Fine, but make it quick.

Nori throw the phone out the window.

Leonard : …MY PHONE!!!

Moira : Not very Flash of you.

Zek-el : Well that was fun, guys! But I gotta go, my sister and I have training with Moms!

Nori : Finally. Okay, goodbye everyone. Let’s never do this again.

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Chapter 9

Athena : So... what do we do now?

Freeze : Aren’t you supposed to be on the Waverider?

Athena : And aren’t you supposed to be working with Dad?

Freeze : Touché.

Ody : What about we bust Papa out of the hospital?

Nora : Okay, but where would he go?

Ody : Athena, can he live with you?

Athena : …You want papa to live on the Waverider??

Freeze : Better than with dad.

Nora : What if we sold Dad’s car to pay for an apartment?

Ody : Or a rocket ship!

Athena : What’s papa gonna do with a rocket ship??

Lukas : You should get both!

Athena : I’ll just ask Dad how much the car’s worth.

-

Leonard’s phone rings : Oh great, my daughter… *answers* Athena!

Athena : Theoretically, how much could we get if we sold your car?

Leonard : WHAT?? You are NOT selling my car!

Moira : Hey, you should buy a new bike for Kitty. I heard from Piper who heard it from Burn that Snart stole her.

Leonard : Moira, give me my phone back!

Moira : No, I’m talking to my girlfriend. Your dad is unbearable.

Nori : So no one’s gonna talk about Leonard’s ringtone?

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Nori on the phone : Freeze, you need to give Leonard his car back.

Freeze : No.

Nori : Fine, I’m out of options.

Leonard : You didn’t even try! Give me that! If you don’t stop right now and return the car, I swear I’m gonna-

Lukas : Hey, Uncle Len, we need to stop for gas, so I’ll need you to wire me some cash!

Leonard : Lukas, tell my kids to give me back my car!

Lukas : Got it! *hangs up* He said we can keep the car!

-

Moira : You guys really suck at this.

Leonard : And how would you catch my daughter?

Moira : Easy. I send her my location.

-

Nora : Dad just sent me his location… and signed it "Here’s my location, Moira. XOXO."

Freeze : That’s so dumb, like we'd ever fall for that!

Nora texting : omw.

Freeze : Nora, no! That is clearly a trap!

Nora : Alright fine…

-

Nori : Did it work?

Leonard : She replied, "Ha ha ha, ok baby, try stopping Lucky from killing someone, unless it’s my dad lol."

Leonard : …I don’t think it worked.

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Leonard : We need a new plan. My family’s still out there with MY car!

Zek-el : Sure, but first we gotta pick up Moira!

Moira getting in the car : Hey guys. Leonard Snart?

Leonard : Moira? You’re part of Team Gray? I thought you were with Team Arrow.

Moira : Now I see where Nora got the idea. What are you doing here though ?

Leonard : It's a long story. Listen, can I borrow your phone?

-

In the other car...

Nora phone rigging : Ooh, Moira’s calling me!

Freeze : That’s your ringtone?

Nora : You got a problem with the group of music now as ABBA?

Freeze : Uh… no?

Nora : Good.. *answers the call* Hey babe!

Leonard : Nora, you need to turn around and- Wait, did you say "babe"?

Nora : You’re not Moira…

Leonard : YOU’RE DATING MY DAUGHTER???

Moira : I don’t think that’s really your business.

Leonard : Nora, you’re not allowed to have a girlfriend! You should be focusing on school and being a hero!

Nora : I’ll focus on school when you stop focusing on being a heartless snowman!

Leonard : Don’t call me a heartless snowman! And… she hung up. Great.

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Chapter 6

Cisco in a car : Caitlin, I see him! …Are you planning to slow down?

Caitlin : No. This is for Kitty’s bike, you piece of trash!

Mick in the backseat : We’re gonna need a new crimes Lord.

Mick : …Again.

Mick : My vote’s for Piper.

Cisco : Hey! Leave my daughter out of this!

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Leonard getting in the car : Thanks for picking me up, Nori. You wouldn’t believe how many people tried to run me over today.

Zek-el : Hi, Mr. Cold! Buckle up!

Leonard : Zor-El?? What’s he doing here??

Nori : Leonard, I’ve got superspeed. You really think I drive? Plus Zek-el’s our part-time chauffeur.

Leonard : Right. We need to catch my kids. They crashed my hideout and stole my car.

Nori : I’ve got an idea.

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Freeze phone rings : Great... it’s Nori. *answers* Hey Noristerical! What’s up?

Nori : Stop calling me that! You’ve been hanging out with Lucky way too much.

Lukas : OHH lemme talk to her! Yo, how's my favorite speedster

Nora : Hey-

Lukas : What’s up girly pop!

Nori : Put me on speaker.

Lukas : You got that, space girl!

Nori : We, the Grays, have kidnapped Leonard Snart. If you want to see him alive again, return the car.

Ody : Nah, we’re good.

Nori : …But we might hurt him??

Athena : Works for me.

Freeze : I’ll pay you if you do it.

-

Zek-El : Wow, I think they hate you more than me- and I made Athena cry!

Leonard : And I still haven’t forgiven you for that. But yeah, right now, they clearly hate me more.

Nori looking at Leonard : WTF did you do??

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