#chanlix quotes

[idontevenknowanymore8]

Heeeeyyyyy, I’m broke and need money for this school trip I wanna go on it cost 75 dollar so if like 15 people send me 5 bucks I can go

Cash app: $MLW091007

PLSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

[protectingstucky]

when stray kids in 2 kids room said “i hope you won’t make yourself unhappy in order to make others happy, that’s my biggest wish” and when they said "when i think about you, i feel like i have another reason to live" and when they said "i'm not afraid to do anything when you're with me” and when they said “they’re like twins, like real brothers” and when they said “so that’s what you think of me” “what do you even know?” and when they said “you’re weird” “no i'm not” “i like weird” and when they said “i was really tired yesterday” “yeah i joked around a lot to make you laugh” “you did that for me?” and when they said “don’t bottle things up, i'm always here to listen, you can tell me if you need an ear” and when they said "regardless of our friendship, you are someone i want to learn from" and when they said “you have the power to heal other people's wounds with just a few words” and when they said “i listen to everyone, but i listen to you the most" and when they said “you’re my parents’ favorite” and when they said “thank you so much for protecting us, it’s not an easy thing to do” and when they said “because of you i am who i am” and when they said-

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: Am I right, Felix?

Felix: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

[felixify]

Minho : What is love ?

Chan : I unfollowed some meme pages so that Felix could send me memes haven't seen before

[love-zara-skz]

Bangchan: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Felix: Even better!

Bangchan: huh?

Felix: *holding a chicken* Her name is fluffy!

[incorrectly-correctamondobruh]

Chan: I just need to hear those three little words.

Han & Felix: we love you!

Chan: I love you too, but try again.

Han & Felix: *grumbling* we will behave.

Chan: Thank you.

[kpopinocorrect]

Felix: *drunkenly* (to Chan) you're my buffalo chicken wing

Chan: elaborate?

Felix: because you're hot

Chan: ...

Felix: *finger guns*

[wishfuldr3aming]

Felix: You believe me? Chan: Felix, you’re like the last good person in the world. Chan: I’d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[im-tops-bottom]

Bang Chan: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Felix: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Bang Chan: That one. I want that one.

[if2kittie]

[bangchanpower]

Seungmin: I don’t think this is a good idea

Jisung: SHHHHH I’M CALLING

McDonald’s employee: Good evening, what can we get you?

*Felix and Jeongin wheezing in the distance*

Jisung: Could you please give me the number of KFC?

[murderyoursoul]

jisung: i'm cold.

lee know: here, take my jacket.

hyunjin: i’m cold.

jeongin: well, damn it hyunjin! i don't control the weather!

felix: i'm cold.

bang chan: what? *taking off jacket* i told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now- *pilling scarves on felix* now look, i've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and- *putting a hat on felix's head* how long have you been cold you should've said something sooner

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: Did you have to stab him?

Felix: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Chan: What did he say?

Felix: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

Chan: Fair

[felixify]

Jisung : Uh...I think I got your lunch. * Holds up note that reads : "I'm very proud of you . Love , Chan" *

Felix : Oh yeah , I didn't think this was for me * Holds up note that reads : "Be good , for the love of God , Please be good" *

[love-zara-skz]

Chan: there's only one way to decide... rock, paper, scissors!

Felix: [scissors]

Chan: [rock]

Felix: i lost : (

Chan:

Felix: :(

Chan: no no, you won! this rock is soft!

[skzincorrect]

Chan: But now they come for my man?

Chan: My sweet, defenseless little man?

Felix: …I have 63 taekwondo medals?!