#incorrect vmon

[collegeaus]

namjoon: did you tell anyone we're dating?

taehyung: yeah i posted on weverse that we're dating

namjoon: ok there's no need for sarcasm

taehyung: no seriously i have no self-control and posted on weverse that we're dating

[lesyah]

bts fake subs 2/?

in which taehyung would like to share his comeback routine

[felixify]

Taehyung : *staring at nothing in particular , looks like he's in deep thoughts *

Namjoon , joining him : What're you thinking about buddy ?

Taehyung : If you think about it , you're always touching something at all times. Be it your clothes , the floor , or even air . However , at the same time , you've never touched anything , because atoms never touch each other. I'm trying to decide which is worse .

Namjoon : Holy shit , what are you on ?

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #186

taehyung : i don't believe in the moon. i think it's just the back of the sun.

namjoon, being physically restrained by the rest of bts : JUST LET ME PUNCH HIM ONCE THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU!

[correct-bangtannies]

Namjoon: Do not fear death. Fear the state you meet death in.

Taehyung, in a shaky whisper: New Jersey…

[kuuipobangtan]

[incorrectbtsquotesblog]

Namjoon & Taehyung:*playing video games*

Yoongi:You guys woke up at five thirty in the morning just to play games?

Namjoon:....

Taehyung:....

Yoongi:...You two never went to sleep did you?

Namjoon and Taehyung:....Yeah.....

[mayawolfyedits]

Tae: “Hey!”

Jimin: “The Monarchy Has spoken!”

Jungkook: “I’m grateful to be alive!”

Jin: “Mh life is wonderful!”

Namjoon: “I feel like my day of stress has been relieved”

Yoongi: “He only said hello.. what’s the big deal?”

Tae: “Thank you Yoongi.”

Yoongi: “The Monarchy thanked me, What have I done to deserve this?!”

[littlemisshardcorre]

Namjoons thighs: Exist

Maknae line: It's free real-estate

~~~~~

Namtiddies: Exist

Hyung Line: It's free real-estate

[peachflamingotea]

taehyung: hey quick question if you fall asleep in the hot tub, will you die?

namjoon: ...who fell asleep in the hot tub

taehyung: jungkook

[starboy-seonghwa]

Namjoon: I wish you'd just admit you made a mistake.

Taehyung, stirring his iced tea: No, fuck you, I prefer it with salt.

[collegeaus]

taehyung: is buttcheeks one word or should i spread them apart

namjoon: each day we stray further from the lord's light

[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume XXIV

BTS as Florida man masterlist

[juliettecxi]

Taehyung: Why do people always assume I'm doing something stupid?

Namjoon, without looking up from his book: To save time

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #173

namjoon : HELP! I TOLD JIN HYUNG I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

taehyung, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought i could help?

[correct-bangtannies]

HYYH Namjoon: Tae texted me "your adorable", so I texted him back and said, "no, YOU'RE adorable"

HYYH Seokjin: … And?

HYYH Namjoon: And now we're dating. We've on three dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him, so I'm not going to say anything-