#incorrect wandersong quotes

[marce-mallow]

Behold: the first (technically second) Wandersong text posts EVER

[omegaverse-bfdi]

Sun Fairy: What's all the excitement? It's just a boulder!

Heart Fairy, on the verge of tears: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!

[stoatallybored]

A cute Wandersong comic in honour of me spending my life's savings on the new Bard plush!

I got this dialogue from an incorrect quotes generator, but I couldn't find the original source. I think it sums up their relationship perfectly haha

[incorrect-wandersong-quotes]

*Kiwi and Miriam skipping stones on lake*

Kiwi: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Miriam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

[incorrectwandersong]

Eyala: so ur non biney?

Eyala: like…

Eyala: you dont have any binery?

Bard: Yeah! Sure.

Eyala: thats so poggers lil b

[chillisreal]

Miriam: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Audrey: Why?

Miriam: to get to the idiots house

Miriam: Knock knock

Audrey: Whos there?

Miriam: the chicken

Audrey: Listen up motherf-

[who-the-fuck-just]

It's 8am, I was up all night and I find this HILARIOUS.

THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING YOU CAN NAME THE BARD.

[lillabeast]

I can’t draw a bench

[gungeoneers]

Audrey: Help me!

Bard: I'm not helping you.

Audrey: Why not? Is this because I once betrayed you?

Bard: Yes! It was our last interaction!

[anxiety-muffinss]

basically the ending of wandersong act 5

Dream King: It seems you bitches have come to a standstill in Order’s castle. You have 13 seconds before the spirit world fucking collapses, you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You both have done nothing but destroy my life and I hope you both die.

[techskylander]

You can’t blame on the problems in Chismet on Happy Kid, and you can’t even blame it all on the pollution.

Sometimes it’s FUCKING SANTA CLAUS.

[hollowknightheadcanons]

First End of the Week Discord Server Summary!

Technically it hasn’t been a full week, but this is the first one so it’s shorter. I probably wasn’t able to include EVERYTHING that happened but I try.

- It wasn’t long before people were sent to time prison for posting buff pictures. Over time, it was less buff pictures and more ass.

- Eventually the HUSH role had to be made, which mutes people.

- A bunch of new channels were added, including the anti-birdie channel and the pro-birdie channel.

- We got custom emojis! They’re very cool.

- Aster snapped. You can kind of see what happened from the posted quote on the incorrect quotes blog.

- More cursed Soup AU content. Ink!Lurien and Error!Lurien were created. There was fanfiction about it. Ink!Lurien wields a basting brush. It’s all soup themed.

- I got bullied. I am NOT a mawlek, and the mawlek is NOT Tiso’s friend, I’M Tiso’s friend.

- Cursed ships. There’s a variety, and the asks I got about them will be revealed soon.

- But two of the ships were NOT server originals so I can’t repeat them in case the person who made those two sees.

- Not so cursed ship in the form of Xero x Lemm x Markoth. The intentions were to be cursed but it backfired.

- On March 24th there was a planned attack on me by the ENEMY group.

- We had to make a fight channel for food crimes. Fried pickles are good. I really want them right now.

- Wandersong.

- Theres a role called ENEMY and even a private group chat for it.

- Aster’s girlfriend joined. First impressions matter. But not to the server apparently.

- Unn my beloved, she is simply a slut x Did you know that Unn is actually a slur

- Starfy crimes?? I don’t know who Starfy is.

- Roombas are carnivorous.

- Warrior cats AU. I’m very invested.

- “Quirrel amd Tiso whne thuy” was sent once.

- This:

[multiversal-pudding]

Some @incorrect-wandersong-quotes on this fine *checks calendar* sathuriday

[incorrect-wandersong-quotes]

And then one that I just had to draw, i dont know if it counts as a quote but still

[incorrectwandersong]

Miriam: Can I get a hug?

Bard: *runs away*

Miriam, disappointed: Aw :(

Mask: Oh, they’re coming back.

Miriam: Huh?

Bard: *running full speed at Miriam*

Miriam: Oh

Miriam: Oh, EYA-

[chillisreal]

Kiwi: Butter is just food lotion

Miriam, toast in hand: There is something very wrong with you in the mornings