#incorrect yancy

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Yancy: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Wilford: They do.

Bim: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2547

Don't get stuck in the loop; he can do this for hours. (Dialogue from this comic panel:)

[faecaribou]

Yancy: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans'... What does that even mean? Wilford: It means, I was second worst thing to happen to those orphans! Yancy: ...But what’s the first worst thing? Wilford: Wilford: Yancy... they weren’t always orphans. Yancy:

[caleohateclub]

Luke: And this is our camp shirt, the orange isn't too bad once you put it on, trust me

Persadness (favorite colour is blue): i can't deal with this

[mywidelyopeneyes]

PLEASE RECOMMEND SOMETHING

Hi yall, if i dont take my mind off of my college finals i might die. Please recommend literally anything 😭 Any fandom i really dont care.

[maplerosekisses]

Those "Pacific Rim in 2025!!!" posts fall into that category of "I know it's a joke but you're basing your joke on incorrect information" posts that drive me crazy.

Pacific Rim ends in 2025. The Kaiju first attacked in 2013. Yancy Becket died in 2020. We have already evaded that timeline.

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

😂😂😂 I really loved your little Sam Ryder Energy TikTok Compilation, so I just had to pay some homage.

I know it's a bit late, but it's been a while since I sent you one of these, so... 💞

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Miguel: I DIDN’T—DID YOU SEE ME. KILL. ANYONE?! Miguel: Did you—Did you SEE me KILL anyone, or anything? Miguel: I was just walking. Uh-huh! Miguel: I-I—walking is what I was doing!

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R.D.: Are you ready to commit? Caliban: Like, a crime or a relationship? R.D.: . . . Caliban: I mean, I can definitely do both. R.D.: Well, so can I. Caliban: . . . R.D.: . . . Caliban: *clears his throat, now visibly blushing* Cool. R.D.: *nods and turns her head to try hiding her own blush* Yeah.

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K.O.: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Yancy: *sitting on the couch and petting Snickerdoodle, who is laying on a nearby chair* —So, perhaps it’s the context which words are spoken that give 'em the power a’ meanin’. . . Yancy: *leaning closer to Snickerdoodle* I LOVE YOUSE, CAT!

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Murdock: *feeding some of his semi-adopted birds in the park* Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. . . Murdock: . . .but emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Markus: Being queer isn’t a choice. . . Markus: . . .it’s a cOMPETITION AND I’M WINNING! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PARTNER?!

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Azalea: The ocean is a soup.

Caliban: . . .Please elaborate.

Azalea: What ingredients are needed to make soup?

Caliban: Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Azalea: *tilts her head, grinning*

Caliban: *starting to laugh* . . .The ocean is a soup! Azalea: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP!

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Sam: Where are you going? Murdock: Either to get some ice cream or commit a felony. K.O.: We’ll decide in the car.

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Illinois: *giving Yancy some refresher advice on driving* Okay, what does a yellow light mean? Yancy: If youse floor it, youse can make it! Illinois: . . .No—

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Sam: *is cutting a chocolate cake; the slices are very uneven* Caliban: *sarcastically* I-I-I love the way this cake is cut. Sam: *glaring* I’m gonna knock you on your ass—

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Yancy: I ain’t never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number!

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Murdock: Don't worry, we’ve got a few knives up our sleeves. Miguel: I think you mean cards? Caliban: *pulling out his cleaver* He did not. Murdock: *twirls his dagger in one hand* I did not.

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K.O.: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable. . . K.O.: . . .And also several accounts of physical violence.

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Markus: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Illinois: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Markus: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Illinois: *sighs* What do you want? Markus: Chicken nuggets, please.

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Caliban: *grinds his jaw as he sits down* My knees hurt from cutting a guy’s leg off. Sam: *sitting nearby, only half-listening* What, were you sucking dick or something? Caliban: *pauses, squinting in genuine confusion* . . . Sam: *chews lip, slowly realizing* . . .

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Murdock: *nudges K.O. aside with his foot* Hey, K.O., move out of the way so I don’t trip over you. K.O.: *his eyes growing comedically wide* You kick K.O.? You kick his body like a football? Oh! OH! JAIL! Jail for Murdock! JAIL FOR MURDOCK FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!

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Sam: I never tell people off the bat that I'm queer. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm queer right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Azalea: . . . Azalea: I like the way you think.

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Sam: Why is there blood everywhere? Murdock: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Sam: You stabbed someone?! Murdock: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Miguel: *holding up Snickerdoodle* I have acquired K I B T E N

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K.O.: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Sam: That’s called murder.

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Yancy: Hoodie pockets are so great! I can fit, like, three sandwiches and a knife in there, AND my hands are still warm!

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Sam: Sometimes I wonder why humans have different blood groups.

Caliban: So I can enjoy different flavors.

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Yancy: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date. . .one of ‘em carryin’ a knife for some reason. . .

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Caliban: Hey, random question, is that second-rate white coat still harassing your team for sabotaging his lab? R.D.: Yeah, he is. The chemicals he was hoarding are pretty hard to come by, and I guess he must really hate dogs, what with how many he’d been planning to use as test subjects. But they should all be safe at the shelter by now. Caliban: *nodding* Cool, cool. Also, what are your favorite flowers? R.D.: Oh, peonies. What made you ask? Caliban: . . . R.D.: Are you planning to eat that guy and then give me flowers? Caliban: . . . R.D.: . . . Caliban: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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K.O.: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Sam: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad. K.O.: . . .I mean, that is a start.

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Azalea: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Caliban: Lessons that schools just can't teach you.

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[Yancy walks into the living room and notices Miguel sitting on the couch with some obvious tear-tracks on his face.]

Yancy: *thinks quickly, then approaches Miguel and puts on a bad Southern accent* Well howdy—uh-oh, have youse been cryin’? Oh boy, well the Sheriff ain’t gonna like this! I better go tell ‘im! Yancy: *speedwalks out of the living room* Miguel: *blinks in confusion* Yancy: *laughing as he re-enters the room, now carrying Snickerdoodle* Sheriff, we need youse’s help! People are sad! Snickerdoodle: *wearing a tiny cowboy hat* myEH—

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Sam: Why would I flip my shit about that? Murdock: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Sam: Well, would yo look at that. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

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Yancy: *carrying a box* What would youse say if—if I, hypothetically, came home with seven kittens one day? Illinois: . . . Illinois: What’s in the box? Yancy: What woul— Illinois: Yancy, what’s in the box? Yancy: . . .I think youse know. . .

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Caliban: So, you think you can just tilt your head like that, and it’s gonna convince me to give you whatever you want? Snare: *looks up at Caliban and blinks before tilting his head to the side* Caliban: . . .Well, you’re absolutely right. Caliban: *picks up Snare and cuddles him* What do you want? Do you want treats? Do you want my soul? Do you want my undying loyalty? I’ll give you anything! Snare: *continues titling his head as he nudges at Caliban’s face*

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Yancy: I'm gonna the fight the next person who insults Mig. Miguel: *in the next room, not having heard what Yancy just said* I hate myself. Yancy: . . .Alright, sqUARE UP—!

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K.O.: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Sam: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel. K.O.: . . .Your point?

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Caliban: What? No, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Azalea: You were flirting with R.D. Caliban: So? She’s my partner. Azalea: You asked her if she was single. . .and started crying when she said no.

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Markus: So. . .what’s goin’ on? Yancy: Youse want the long version or the short version? Markus: *hesitantly* The short one, I guess? Yancy: Shit’s fucked. Markus: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Murdock: YOU’RE TOO LATE, SAM! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! Murdock: *drives around, laughing maniacally. . .at least until he crashes the forklift into something, causing now broken shelves to start falling. . .* Murdock: *stops laughing* o-OH MY G O D—OH MY GOD—WHAT THE FUCK IS—AAAAAAAAAAHH—!

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Azalea: We need to distract the guards. Sam: Right. Azalea: What are we gonna do? Sam: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Azalea: . . . Sam: . . . Azalea: Deal.

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Miguel: I ran into Yancy in the kitchen at one AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “These are my roamin’ hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.

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Caliban: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. Sam: . . .Why?! Caliban: *shaking a bag of teeth* Just because.

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K.O.: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Sam: . . .Don’t you mean benevolence?

K.O.: Nope.

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Miguel: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Miguel: Oh no, where did it go? Markus: MIG WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Murdock: *raises eyebrows*

Sam: Put those back down!

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Markus: *to Illinois* You wanna fight? Alright, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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Caliban: You might have already eaten fish that fed on the remains of the Titan submarine, which would make you a second-hand cannibal. Caliban: *runs off* I’ll come back with more disturbing facts later!

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Yancy: Youse can take away my rights. . .but youse’ll nEVER TAKE MY LEFTS ALIVE!

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K.O.: If I cut off my foot, then picked it up and swung it at your head, would I be hitting you or kicking you? Miguel: You’d most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

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Sam: I can’t believe I have to ask this, but it’s for a mission, so. . .do you have any severed ears lying around? Caliban: No, I don’t like the way that they taste. The texture's pretty lackluster, too. Sam: . . .Wait, you’ve eaten EARS?! Caliban: No, why would I eat them if I don’t like the taste or texture?

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Miguel: What are the hardest things to say? Markus: “I was wrong.” Illinois: “I need help.” Yancy: “Worcestershire sauce.”

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Sam: *being ambushed by Murdock’s semi-adopted birds* Arrrrgh! Help me, you IDIOT! Murdock: . . .Kinda rude, Sam. Murdock: *folds his arms across his chest and looks away* Now I don’t wanna help you.

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OH MY GOD THE TIK TOK REFERENCES 🤣🤣

“I’m gonna knock you on your ass” is a quote I live by 🤣 thank you for these 🥹

[franstastic-ideas]

My thoughts on LZA's Trailer:

Seeing AZ with his Floette was so, so satisfying because one, it proved me correct that LZA takes place sometime in the future, and two, he's cleaned up and happy!! This also means the theory he finally passed away after XY's main events is incorrect!

The starter selection is certainly unexpected to me. I never expected two from the same generation, much less Johto, but all three of the ones featured here are relatively unpopular, so it's nice they will be receiving some spotlight.

My gut says I should choose Chikorita.

I'm not certain how to feel about the battle system because I personally prefer turn based combat, but I suppose I should wait to see how it is in practice before passing any judgment.

I am somewhat dismayed the protagonists aren't Possibly Serena/Calem, and their designs are in my opinion on the minimalist side by comparison, but I believe I'll become attached to them once I've gotten a feel of their personalities while playing. <- Someone who prefers the default designs rather than self-inserting or creating OCs. I need to know their names...

Now for the new characters: Urbain and Taunie are sort of interesting to me in the sense they're gender locked similar to Curtis and Yancy of B2W2. Unlike LA, we seem to actually have a rival. They're quite cute. Even though it's stated only one will appear, in my mind, these two are siblings. I'm certain many feel the same.

I don't have too many thoughts on Jett and Vinnie just yet, but I always appreciate when older women appear in the series, and the latter's facial hair is... rather reminiscent of Lysandre's hairstyle. Which makes me wonder if the two are related and Vinnie is attempting to atone for Lysandre's actions. His hair accessory is attention-grabbing as well. He must have a soft side despite his tough exterior.

And the sigh of relief I sode when "Late 2025" appeared on the screen. I was prepared for the date to be in a few months, like June or July, but this is so much nicer. After LA possessing a story riddled with holes and SV's vast assortment of glitches, I am perfectly content with an autumn release. I'd even happily wait for one in winter!

I'm actually sort of relieved the trailer didn't reveal any more than it has because I already feel as though I may explode-

[shabeeboothedrawingender]

Stupid stuff that I would put in a gacha video but I'm too lazy at the moment. Featuring a lot of Egos from my AU and TEoS Dave probably who knows. It's kinda like incorrect quotes.

Dark: Wilford, do you know where half of our staff are?

Wilford: Well, our androids are plotting world domination, the Jim's are sitting in the yard trying to find something interesting to report, Yancy and Illinois are usually in a corner shoving their tongues down each other's throats and I don't even remember anything about anyone else.

Dark: ...So we're short staffed?

Wilford: Precisely.

Dave: So you sleep? Without the risk of death?

Wilford: Pretty much. If we're not overloaded on caffeine or sugar.

Dark: Sips his coffee

Wilford: ...He's special.

Engineer: Could you pass me that wrench?

Murdock: Hands him a knife

Engineer: This is a knife…?

Murdock: Same thing.

Wilford: I'm so glad that my husband has finally made friends, like honestly he was such an isolated man before now I mean look at him-

Dark and Dave are just passed out on the floor

Dark: Murder is okay.

Engineer: Mr Whitacre, they only got your order wrong-

Dark: Hah. Hahahahaha. You dare to challenge me?

Actor: Of course I do! I'm practically your god!

Dark: And I'm a politician. What the fuck do you bring to the table, asshole?

Wilford: Hey Dark, did you know your sister is alive in space?

Dark: Haha, very funny-

Ms Whitacre: Hello!

Dark: AAAAAAA-

Dark: points to Ms Whitacre My belief for this woman being real is the same as my belief for Hatsune Miku. She's a fake ass bitch whose only purpose is to taunt me.

Mack and Actor high five

✨ The friendship of two people being jealous of others ✨

Dark: You know, I really appreciate you paying for this dinner.

Wilford: Don't mention it!

Dark: Though it seems you couldn't afford anything other than ice cream.

Dave: Hey Wilford! That was your name right?

Wilford: Yes.

Dave: I taught the office crow a sentence!

Crow Dark flies in

Wilford: ...Go on Darky?

Crow Dark: I have ptsd.

Wilford: Wow-

Crow Dark: I depend on caffeine.

Dave: Now before you ask-

(Time Travel back to before wkm)

Celine: Damien?

Walks into his room

Celine: Da- Huh?

Dave is sat trying not to sleep and Damien is zonked out on sleeping pills

Celine: Who the heck? (she doesn't say hell, not very ladylike at this point in her life)

Celine: I'm here to pick up my brother's medication?

Doctor: The antidepressants, three different types of sleeping pills and painkillers?

Celine: ...

Doctor: Ma'am?

Wilford: Your dad is a crow now, how do you feel Chi-Chi?

Chi-Chi: Meow.

5 minutes later

Chi-Chi: HISSSSS!

Crow Dark: CAW?!

(Chi-chi is Dark's cat)

@side-blog-for-reblogs

@silly4goose20

I dunno I thought you'd enjoy them

[theknightmarket]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, LADS! Here’s some incorrect quotes to celebrate that were meant to be for the anniversary, but I forgot about them. Spoilers for fics that I’m toying with or am in the process of writing!

Dark: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?  Wilford: Dorito’s cool ranch.  Dark:  Dark: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.  Wilford: I love that song.

Illinois: You know you can die from that, right?  Bond!Reader: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.  Google: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.  Bing: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Dark: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.  Mark, after kidnapping the DA: I will politely decline.

Detective!Reader: You’re alive.  Murdock: No need to sound so disappointed.

Engineer!Reader, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.  Google: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Yancy: If there’s one thing I learned from Bing, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Heist!Reader: Dammit, Mark, you ruined everything!  Heist: You’re welcome.

Dark: Fine! I don't give a shit!  DA!Reader, watching him keep coming back from the mirror: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

Bing: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell!

(Engineer!Reader is on a business trip) Google: Ew. What kind of tea is this?  Bing: I boiled gatorade.

Heist: Please, picking locks is my specialty.  Heist: *throws a brick through the window*  Heist: Okay, let’s go.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*  Ghosts!Reader: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 

Everyone: Engineer: ...I did. I broke it.  Reader: No. No, you didn't. Wilford?  Wilford: Don't look at me. Look at Mark.  Mark: What?! I didn't break it.  Wilford: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?  Mark: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.  Wilford: Suspicious.  Mark: No, it's not!  Damien: If it matters, probably not, but Noir was the last one to use it.  Noir: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!  Damien: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?  Noir: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Damien! Engineer: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, cap.  Reader: No! Who broke it!?  Everyone: Yancy:  Hey, bud… Illinois' been awfully quiet.  Illinois: rEALLY?!  *Everyone starts arguing*  Reader, talking to Host: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.  Reader: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.  Reader:  Reader: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Murdock: So you like cats?  Detective!Reader: Yeah.  Murdock: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Police!Reader: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Mark’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive!

Engineer!Reader: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?  Google: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.  Bing: Google bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but he’s WRONG.

The police chief, pointing to Murdock’s empty cell: YOU LET HIM ESCAPE?!?  Detective!Reader: I WAS ON BREAK.

Detective!Reader: I’m going to take you out. Murdock: Great, it’s a date! Detective!Reader: I meant that as a threat.  Murdock: See you at five!

Actor!Reader, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me. Actor, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Bing: I'm incredibly fast at math. Engineer!Reader: Alright, what's 30 x 17? Bing: 47. Engineer!Reader: That's not even close. Bing: But it was fast.

Police!Reader: Go to Hell. Actor: I wish I could.

Dark: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. DA!Reader: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!? Dark: No! Four to five seconds! DA!Reader: Too late!!!

*Damien and College!Reader skipping stones on lake* Damien: It’s such a beautiful evening. College!Reader, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

Actor: So that’s my plan. Police!Reader: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Actor: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Detective!Reader: It fucking sucks. Actor: That’s not constructive criticism.

Bartender!Reader: Can you please be serious for five minutes?  Wilford: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Actor!Reader: How petty can you get? Actor: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Illinois: Yancy and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us. Criminal!Reader: *Sighing* What did Yancy do?  Illinois: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  Yancy: Who wants a steering wheel?

Dark: Why. why did you give the DA a KNIFE?! Wilford: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Dark: Now I feel unsafe! Wilford: I’m sorry. Wilford: ... would you like a knife?

*DA!Reader and Wilford sitting in jail together* DA!Reader: So who should we call? Wilford: I’d call Dark, but I feel safer in jail.

Engineer: Gunther, can I talk to you for a second? Gunther: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Cap are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Engineer: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Ghosts!Reader: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?  Engineer: >:O language. Bing: Yeah watch your fucking language. Yancy: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BING THE FUCK WORD?  Google: 'The fuck word'.  Noir: Are you stupid? You all use the f word all the time.  Wilford: Oh my god he censored it. Illinois: Say fuck, Noir.  Mark: Do it, Noir. Say fuck.

Host: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.  Mark: What if it bites me and it dies!?  Dark: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mark, learn to listen.  Yancy: What if it bites itself and I die?  Noir: That’s voodoo.  Bing: What if it bites me and someone else dies?  Google: That’s correlation, not causation.  Illinois: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?  Wilford: That’s kinky.  Ghosts!Reader: I hate this house.

Sheriff!Reader: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Mark, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Dodger, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Enis, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Survivor!Reader, trembling: What are we playing?

Actor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Actor!Reader: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Actor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JULIET WITH ME. Toby, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[gorgon-goddess-of-chaos]

Could I get Actor, Engie, Bing, Yancy, Damien, and Illinois with a Y/N who absolutely DOMINATES at Just Dance, like Megastar on Rasputin while singing along and not breaking a sweat level good, headcanons please? I love your work, and seeing you on my dash makes my day a gazillion times better. :)

Awww thank you! And oh boy, I love these ones with tons of egos, makes my brain go whirrrrrrr /pos

Actor:

He may be a show off, but he will do a half-ass job at the dances

He's an actor, not a dancer

Yet he manages to get all the same combos you do, and it frustrates you to know end because you're going above and beyond

Actor's just a little shit like that

Engi:

Super shy, putting in the bare minimum to get an "okay" but you can tell he wants to come out of his shell

Once he sees your energy, he gets more confident

He tries and gives the same energy as you, even if he's not as good

You both end up on the floor, out of breath, laughing your asses off in the end

Bing:

You think he's not the King of Just Dance? You'd be incorrect

He currently holds the high score on all of the dances

All. Of. Them.

There is not one dance that he hasn't tried, and he's equally as good as you

Try and keep up, if you can

Yancy:

He's confused at the concept, thinking it's a free style dance

Once you explain it's choreo, he's all over it

Takes him a couple tries, but he picks up all the dances really quickly

Glances over at you like you're his dance coach, following your lead

Becomes his new favorite game, plays in his free time so he can show off to you next time

Damien:

Gentlemen do not dance like that

Perfectly happy watching you play, even at your insistence to join

Claps along quietly to the song

Gets flustered when you wink at him during a turn, now watching you a lot more intently

Maybe he's watching for other reasons now

Illinois:

He'll try it, but he's really bad

But he's having fun, flirting and getting cocky about winning, despite being very far from it

You can tell he's just enjoying spending time with you

He'll teach you the Devil's Tango afterwards, he promised

[silly4goose20]

"But I ain't done a f🐈cking thing to you

So, God forbid I'm seen just as an "average human being"

I mean, imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme?!

I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy

Don't come at me,

I'm the main character, and you have to like me!!"

Oh goody goodness I'm either gonna get amazing reviews for this or I'm going to get tourched..but here we go!!

Dev Dimmadome redesign below the cut!!

TW - Mentions of abuse, phsyical injury, paranoia, kidnapping, lobotomies, suicide, drug use

SPOILERS FOR THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS A NEW WISH

He's just a guy onfhdhd.

So in my canon, like most, he's changed significantly. The start of our events are about 2 years after the events of Episode 20 [given we don't have a season 2, in which case all of my lore will get rumbled]. Dev is 12 [which I know doesn't line up with his age in the pic but shhh it's coming..] and is once again, the most miserable little ginger you've ever seen. Dev is still close friends with Hazel, but his personal life isn't really impeeded on by Hazel because she refuses to "ruin things" again. Behind the egotistical mask he puts on and even the happy mask he puts on for Hazel and the others, he's really really mentally ill. His father, who I personally want to put in his grave, is only getting more insistent on Dev holding up the image of the Dimmadomes. The physical abuse escalated from the usual ear pulling and smacking upside the head to fists being thrown and eventually, Dev's jaw becoming broken and healing incorrectly. You can honestly kind of see it in the show as Dale steps on Dev frequently. It really makes me mad.

Well, in usual fashion, he gets a second shot at fairy god parents and BOOM, here comes my brother @kibby-draws-stuff . Jupiter [his persona] got hella bored and honestly needed something to do as his personal life was collapsing [this will be important later too], so he became a fairy god parent! He was mostly inspired by Cosmo and Wanda, who he knew pretty well over Gatsby's many parties.

Back to the plot...

They meet, duh, and everything is normal up until about a month after Jupiter appears. This is when Jupiter becomes acutely aware of what's been happening between Dale and Dev.

We know from ANW that Dale isn't exactly the best father. He's shown to be neglectful and outright abusive towards Dev :(

SO YEAH. I just turned it up to 11. Dale isn't truly abusive towards Dev up until he's 12, which is the main reason that Jupiter even got even a consideration to be his Fairy God Parent [yk, episode 20.]. Between episode 20 and when Jupiter is given to Dev, Dev has his jaw broken and rehealed in an incorrect way. It makes it super difficult for this kid to eat, as if his tism made that any easier ..I hate you Dale.

like..I'm not violent, and neither is my brother…but we'd k¡ll this man so fast it'd get us a medal.

^ it also lead to minor hearing loss. A jostle to the jaw often does it.

Jupiter notices only the small things at first - bruises on his arms, the way that Dev flinches when Jupiter raises his wand to grant wishes, the way that the AU-pairs are even afraid of Dale. It all starts to add up to Jupiter and he sorta brings it to his dads' attention, along with Mary Jane's [my Sona]. Yancy is ofc like "uh yeah we gotta break that kid out," but Host weighs in and they decide to go to Mr Jay Clef-Gatsby-Caraway

(this was the point that all my old writing was deleted, and I had a huge effing meltdown...that was at 8:45. It happened again at 10:05 :3. send help.)

I have a little side thing to tell yall...Ive been leading up to this plot point since I began writing this story (At least with the huge event that climaxes my story). It's called The Labyrinth and its been the idea Lily, Celine and Daisy have been going crazy for in my story..along with Harper, who is one of Gale's characters....I hate him. To put it all simply, its a huge maze that changes its environment every 2 minutes. The catch? The environment is individual for the pairs, and no one sees the same thing if theyre in a different pair. They can all also hear eachother, but no matter how long they follow the voice they wont find the poeple. You can also fall into [well, what they assume] are memories of themselves or the other person in their pair. Jay is actively dealing with Daisy at this point before the labyrinth.

Thats over but ive got one more thing.

Dev is never not being surveyed by Dale when he lived in Dimmadephia. Dale covered every inch he could in security cameras, and made sure there was always and O-Pair nearby. Dev did, however, take his AU-pairs apart and removed the surveillance components. He also gave them full sentience (hence for the o-pair commenting during founders day about Dale's stupid decision.) and renamed them..because f⭐ck Dale Dimmadome.

^ his robots. he loves his babies

So this posed an issue for Jay, as Dale and the GCG mafia have a rivalry. Basically, Dale wont respect the guidelines Otto Onceler had in place and that puts them at war. Jay had to choose someone smart enough but unrecognizable enough to go undetected by Dale's cameras. It took a literal week, but they landed on SJ - aka Studio Jim!

Things level out for Dev as hes moved to the cabin with The Host, Yancy and Willard. Dev and Jupiter share a large shed together when they live there, just outside of the cabin. Dale was being paid to shut up to the press by Jay, atleast until the custody battle. Then those events from earlier began happening, it starts with The Host and Yancy being taken by the feds :(. The Host had a botched lobotomy, leaving him in locked in syndrome, because the government deemed him undesirable. Yancy was re-arrested and charged with escaping prison along with other things. Willard flees the cabin, fearing for Jupiter and Dev's safety. Dev was witness to most of the things above, he was one of the many forced to watch The Host's lobotomy. He was also witness to Willard's psychotic break when Willard was taking care of Dev and Jupiter alone; along with the suicide attempt that followed :((. But he did have happy moments, like this 13th birthday and his first GCG mafia Christmas.

Obviously, we all know Dev and how he is with new people. He would obviously be cold and rude towards SJ when he has SJ as a babysitter, but SJ is too whimsy to truly notice. Soon enough, SJ starts to realize why he really needed to be fast, and eventually got Dev to open up. This was only after SJ destroyed the security cameras in the eniterty of the mansion

SJ and the rest of the Jims all have reality bending, either at birth or triggered by the Labyrinth. Dev has the same ability, but it was practically beaten out of him by Dale [because Dale is avidly against reality benders- he made sure none survived in Dimmadelphia]. Anyways, yeah. With the help of Jupiter and the AU-pairs, they call in the flight platoon. Damien is pretty skilled when it comes to combatting AI, so thats why his platoon was called in. It was swift and efficient, Jupiter, SJ and Dev inside the wormhole and gone before Dale even got home. Damien stayed behind to taunt Dale 💀

Dev began school during this time, and leaned into the more impulsive side of himself. He had a poor choice of friends, as they were condescending and only around Dev for his money. Dev's mental health took a dive. Dale was given partial custody of Dev, and the weekends were pure hell for him. Dale pressed on Dev even harder now as Dale's flaws were being recognized by the people of Dimmadelphia.

the labyrinth doesnt make it any better

Halfway through Dev's 8th grade year, the labyrinth occurs. He is paired with Mary and Jupiter, the trio somehow being so whimsy despite the circumstances. That is until Harper rears his ugly head and starts hunting people for sport. Harper corner's them, leading Dev's reality bending to remanifest along with those orange cat ears n tail hes got. Even though Dev tried, he was overpowered by Harper, leading to Mary, Dev and Jupiter dying together :(. Its okay though, because their actions were making paradoxes in time. Everyone in the labyrinth had to die for Unus and Annus to fix the issues.

Following the labyrinth, Dev is working through a lot. Hazel and His's relationship crumbles with the mental strain of Dev trying to handle the trauma along with his shitty dad. Jupiter works so hard to make things easier for Dev, and he does a wonderful job. But the fact that Dale is around Dev at all makes all attempts fleeting. Dev develops anorexia in the 9th grade and chooses to start filling the void with vaping and even smoking before he could get his hands on vapes. Dev also began to self-harm pretty often. I assure you though, good times r coming!!!

Dev meets Matsuko in the 10th grade and the two instantly click. Hazel and Dev had fallen out completely, Hazel making a not so good choice :(. So Dev was completely alone until he met Matsuko. The two are inseparable, even when Dev is with his Dad. It helps Dev feel better, at least when it comes to his paranoia of being watched. Jupiter becomes acutely aware of Dev's crush on Matsuko, but doesnt make as big deal of it...unlike Yancy and Willard; who tease him profusely. Matsuko is Alto Clef's adopted daughter, so Dale really doesnt approve of it all. It kind of makes it better for Dev.

oooo man i really hope this works this time. end time is 12:08 AM 😭. I hope yall enjoyed!! Repost if you likey!!!

[jimsandfruit]

I just wanted to pop on by and say your Illinois and Yancy piece with the incorrect quote is adorable!

Dhdgsff I keep forgetting the ask box exists. Thank you! I really wanna try some incorrect quote stuff again cause it was a lot of fun

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Benga: There’s hell in hello.

Hilda: There’s good in goodbye.

Nate: There’s an end in friend.

Natural: There’s a lie in believe.

Cheren: There’s fair in farewell.

Concordia: There’s over in lover.

Yancy: There’s an ex in next.

Fedde: There’s an us in trust.

Iris: There’s an if in life.

Bianca: There’s lies in families.

Everyone:

Anthea: There’s fun in funeral.

[machrealgirl]

yancy: how do you tell who's in control between celine and damien when talking to dark?

wilford: oh, it's actually pretty easy. i just get into an argument with them. if they storm off, damien's in control. if they snap back at me, celine's in control.

wilford: and if they punch me, it's both.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2450

(They was exhausted, boss.) (Dialogue from tumblr.)