#incorrect iris

[applecidersstuff]

Sally *on the iris massage*: Percy did you take your sister to camp again? We have discussed this before, it’s unsafe for her there and-

Percy: Mom, hold on, I don’t have Estelle, I left her with Paul

Paul *peeking into the room*: I had to go run an errand, but one of Percy’s friends came by and volunteered to watch Estelle until Sally was back. I thought you put her down for a nap

Sally *panicking*: Paul, none of Percy’s friends are in town! It’s the summer, all of them are at camp! Who did you give our daughter to?!

Coach Hedge *bursts into cabin 3*: Jackson! I lost my son, we’re scouting the camp, I need you to check in the lake

Percy:

Sally:

Paul:

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Clarrise *across town*: Do you guys think I should’ve told your parents where we went?

6 y.o. Chuck and Estelle *Clarrise stole took them for ice cream*: *simultaneously shake their heads*

[pokemonblack3white3]

tumblr user pokemonblack3white3 this is the 7th week in a row you've shown BB League in class

[anyknotrants]

Iris: this is my husband

Barry: *smiles nad waves* hi!

Iris: and this is my husband's husband

Hal: *smirks and winks* sup

[moonxpalace]

Snippets from the Champion side of social media part 2

[animezinglife]

Iris: Wait, are you flirting with me? Roman [after taking a literal grenade for her]: Have been for the past three months, but thanks for noticing.

[lukas-dusk]

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Damian at 17 easily and very roughly knocks out a guy who’s annoying his friends

Jon: Damian!!!

Damian: Apologies, I’ve apparently lost track of how much I’ve grown

Irey: I haven’t.

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Iris: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one, boys. Lance: Ignite it is, then.

[my-beloved-lakes]

Carlos: ten years ago today, I married my best friend... TK is still really angry about it, but me and Iris were drunk and thought it was funny.

[dinahstissue]

i made this way too quickly without any second thoughts

[nanowatzophina]

Some more of these <3 for my solasmance timeline.

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Hecate: I'm not straight for your mother, Persephone.

Persephone: *stops cleaning her scythe* What?

Alternatively...

Iris: I'm not straight for your mother, Ares.

Ares: *stops cleaning his sword* WHAT?!!

[pokemonblack3white3]

ScarVi DLCs. You agree.

[keydekyie]

does anyone else imagine ART's voice as like, a sarcastic HAL-9000, or is that just me?

[incorrecthomer]

Iris, visiting the camp of the Achaeans for the first time: uhhh, who's in charge here? Nestor, sighing deeply: whoever yells the loudest. usually it's Odysseus

[thingsphoenix21]

*Cerberus get kidnapped* Persephone: i took him for a walk and puff he was gone.. It must been 15 minutes. Hermes: Right, and in dog years that's only seven hours. Persephone: WhY wOuLd YoU sAy ThAt? Hades*hyperventilaiting* Iris: This is why they prefer the dog over you. Hermes: Calm down. If we can trace his location we can find your fuzzy boy. Hades: Not fuzzy, he's fluffy. Persephone: We don't know what he is anymore... He could be fuzzy, he could be anything. HaDeS... He could be scruffy! Hades: Now you've upset Seph. I hope you're happy. Hermes: Why would I be happy? I just mixed two words. Hades: Just. Your fired. Hermes: That seems a little extreme for a dog... Persephone: He's right. Just suspend him without pay. Hades: Whatever you want my love. Hermes: Again why did you ask for my help?