#incorrect young royals quotes

[reidiot]

felice: how's everyone doing?

simon: i'm breathing.

felice: setting the bar pretty low, huh?

simon: well, it's more than wille.

wille, having a panic attack, an existential crisis and a mental breakdown, all at the same time: honestly, fuck you.

[thaliasthunder]

the entire rest of the class watching the crown prince and some curly boy be suspiciously bitter and petty to each other everytime they are near

[incorrectyoungroyalsquotes]

Wille: Where are my fucking keys?

Kristina: Wille, you're the Crown Prince, try to say it a little more dignified

Wille: Sorry, may I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

[probablyjustanotheryrblog]

simon: *sneaking back into his room through a window*

ayub (turning in his chair and flicking the lights on): mind telling me where you've been?

simon: uhh i was at rosh's...

rosh (turning around in her own chair): try again.

[cinnamoncoffees]

Spotted in Stockholm

“People are fake. Pizza is real.”

~ Simon Eriksson, probably.

[grodprinsen]

Henry: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Walter a little bit

Wille: you doodled your wedding invitation

Henry: no, that's our joint tombstone!

Wille: ... my mistake

[rhetorical-conscience]

Wille: I do what I want!

Felice: So you wouldn't mind me telling Simon, right?

Wille: Wait, no-

[missmeganlee]

August: Hey

Wille: Ugh this guy again

[hillerskaroyals]

kristina: i have raised a prince

simon: you fucked up a perfectly good kid is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety

[shathebicon]

Felice, teaching Wille how to drive: Okay, Wille, if you see August and Jan Olof crossing the road what do you hit first?

Wille: August.

Felice: ....

Wille: Jan Olof?

Felice: The brakes, Wille!

[reidiot]

if i see simon kissing someone that isn't me one more time, i genuinely might cry on live.

- prince wilhelm of sweden to felice, on more than one occasion.

[thaliasthunder]

i think the queen would've been less confused and surprised if wille had called her to tell her he set the school on fire 💀💀

[incorrectyoungroyalsquotes]

Fredrika: Wow, those people really hate us

Stella: Mmh, maybe they're homophobic

Fredrika: We’re not gay Stella

Stella: We’re not??

[probablyjustanotheryrblog]

felice: remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

wille: stop romanticizing the past

[fruit-that-walks]

felice: the bright side is

wille: the what??

felice: fine, the side with a very faint hint of luminescence

wille: sure

[youngroyalsincorrect]

Wilhelm: I think I'm having a midlife crisis Simon: you are 16 Wilhelm: I MIGHT DIE AT 32!