#incorrect young royals

[rhetorical-conscience]

Young Royals S2: A Summary

Wilhelm: “Wow. Can’t believe I’m going to burn the entire Swedish monarchy to the ground for this nerdy little choir boy I met six months ago.” Literally everyone else: “You don’t have t-” Wilhelm: “No, I’m gonna.”

[simsim54]

Wilhelm, slightly disheveled entering the room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things about the future of the monarchy

Simon, following behind and grinning smugly: I'm the future of the monarchy

[reidiot]

felice: how's everyone doing?

simon: i'm breathing.

felice: setting the bar pretty low, huh?

simon: well, it's more than wille.

wille, having a panic attack, an existential crisis and a mental breakdown, all at the same time: honestly, fuck you.

[hehehereliesmysanity]

Incorrect Young Royals #28

Wille: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Felice: You were flirting with Simon.

Wille: So what? He is my boyfriend.

Felice: You asked him if he was single.

Wille: ...

Felice: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

[fragcc]

Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all

Simon: that kiss was a mistake

Wille: oh

Wille: I hope I die

[missmeganlee]

Wille: I used to have a cousin named August but now I don’t

August: Stop telling people I’m dead!

Wille: sometimes I can still hear his voice

[liv45no]

Wille, checking his contacts: Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik. Felice, Simon, Erik-

Wille: *gasps* how can I only have three friends?!

Wille: and one of them’s dead!

[grodprinsen]

Henry: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Walter a little bit

Wille: you doodled your wedding invitation

Henry: no, that's our joint tombstone!

Wille: ... my mistake

[hailstorm13]

my new obsession, deal with it

Simon: Hey, you wanna know a secret?  Wilhelm: No.  Simon: Okay.  Wilhelm: Wilhelm: Do you smell smoke?  Simon: The secret is that the house is on fire.

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Wilhelm: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?  Simon: *sighs*  Simon: I killed a man.

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Wilhelm: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Everyone: you’d really give up the crown for Simon?

Wilhelm: I’d give up the crown for two jellybeans and a butter sandwich, but sure blame Simon.

[rhetorical-conscience]

Young Royals Characters as John Mulaney (because it was bound to happen eventually)

Simon:

Wilhelm:

Erik:

August:

Sara:

Ayub:

Nils:

Malin:

Kristina:

[simsim54]

Felice: So who's the clingier one? Wilhelm, sitting in Simon's lap with one arm wrapped around Simon's shoulders, carding his fingers through Simon's hair with another and his face nuzzling Simon's neck: Simon, obviously.

[reidiot]

if i see simon kissing someone that isn't me one more time, i genuinely might cry on live.

- prince wilhelm of sweden to felice, on more than one occasion.

[hehehereliesmysanity]

Incorrect Young Royal #27

Simon: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Wille: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

[fragcc]

Wille: Erik, this is Simon, my boyfriend

Erik: couldn't you find anyone better?

Wille: don't say that, Simon is great and I love h–

Erik: chill out dude, I was talking to Simon

[frogprinsen]

Simon: Hey, Wille, could you do me a small favour?

Wilhelm: I would literally die for you, but go on.