#inncorrect bts quotes

[moonsiechild]

Yoongi: *smiles*

Namjoon: You just made my entire day.

[cheonsa-agma]

Taehyung: Me and Yoongi, get along perfectly! Right, Yoongi?

Yoongi: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

[cozysugaa]

(I literally just thought of this so why not)

*jin making a pun*

Jin: jungkook-ah, look I bought a new car

Jungkook: ooo that's nice hyung

Jin: I even gave it a name

Jungkook: what did you name it?

Jin: jimin

Jungkook: uh w-why jimin?

Jin: so I can PARK jimin!

[ jin's windshield wiper laugh intensifys and starts clapping ]

[blue-and-yellow-jjk-pjm]

Me: [crying because of ‘Jungkookie-hyung]

Someone: Why you sad?

My brain: Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.

Me: [sobbing] I- I don’t know nan mola

[superior-ot7]

Taehyung : You lost there, bro?

Yoongi : Lost in your eyes, bro

Taehyung : Bro

[definitely-correct-bts]

seokjin: whats ‘yoink’

taehyung: it’s the opposite of yeet, but just as fast

jungkook: the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

namjoon: what the fuck are they doing

yoongi: communicating

[craviteezily]

Woobin sighs

Minhee walking in with a shot gun: “who did it”

[taehyungg]

jungkook: [whispers] future owner of my heart, soul and 6 dogs say what.

taehyung: [sitting on the other side of the couch looking at kook] what

jungkook: [mumbles] fuck yeah

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[moonsiechild]

Jungkook: I present to you...

Jungkook, pointing at Seokjin: Big Seok!

Jungkook, pointing at Hoseok: Little Seok!

2Seok: What?

[starcherryberry]

Jungkook: okay the tree is up, where's the star

Jimin: it's on the couch

Jungkook: there's nothing else on the couch except taehyung

Jimin: exactly

Jungkook: (●__●)

[yooniemints]

Namjoon: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you will die.

Hoseok, in a horrified whisper: Texas.

[imsadstuff]

taehyung: i want to see you with your future kids.

ot6: [AGGRESSIVE AWKWARD COUGHING]

[ringdingdongwoohyun]

Run Episode 18 Air Hockey Game Summary:

tae: *hits puck aggressively*

kookie: *barely taps it*

puck, who is a fan of kookie: OMG!! JUNGKOOK TOUCHED MEEEE~~~! *jumps off of table and hits jin right in the ring ding dong*

jin: oooH MAN

[c-atm]

How I feel about Steven?..Well I love him, of course. I'd die for that man....I'D KILL FOR THAT MAN.

Connie Maheswaran: SUF BTS

[charliesfairy]

Morning Sex with Lisa (preview)

Pairing: Lisa x Reader (Gender Neutral) 

Genre: softcore smut, fluff 

Word Count: 166

Full version coming soon!

Her body was tiny under yours. Her breaths were in sync with your own as you moved. You felt her nails graze down your back when you went deeper. You didn’t know how one person could drive you crazy and hold you together all at once, but that’s what she does. She loves you, and you love her. You live for mornings like these. Mornings where you wake up with her slender frame on top of yours, her lips soft against your neck. It wasn’t long until you flipped her over, and now, you’re here, making love to the one you love most. 

Soon, she was begging for you to go faster, and that’s what you did. There was no way you could refuse her when she has you like this. The room started to grow hotter as you moved quicker, and soon enough you both were coming back down. 

“I love you.” 

“I love you, too.” 

Her whisper was something you knew you’d remember forever.

[definitely-correct-bts]

jimin: STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED

jungkook: i’m free real estate

jimin: NO YOU’RE NOT