#integra hellsing + reader

[unistaryo]

Tea Break [Walter C. Dornez x F!Reader + child!Integra(Oneshot)]

🌟Happy New Year everyone!

Summary: Just when you thought that you found a moment of peace during the holiday preparation in the estate, Walter and Integra have other plans.

 Finally, some peace.

 It was hard to find a moment like this one, here on the sofa that had been empty for almost an entire day. Maybe even longer–but who knew? With Sir Arthur’s grand New Year party coming up, no one had a minute of peace in this mansion, not even his daughter.  

 Poor Integra knew too much for her age already. She was only 5, yet she understood why her father took it upon himself to teach her about her destiny, why he didn’t spend too much time with her, or why her mother wasn’t around anymore. That’s why you were hired in the first place: to be a positive maternal figure and a constant caretaker for Integra. 

 Now, when you took this job you wouldn’t have guessed you’d also become some sort of housekeeper, but that’s how it turned out. You couldn’t back out, especially since the girl had become so attached to you.

  At least you could find a moment alone to relax, even just for a few minutes. With the staff preparing everything for the gathering and Integra asleep, you could finally enjoy a cup of tea in the library. It was a quiet, hidden place that was rarely crowded on a normal day, let alone now. A place where you could recollect yourself in peace, or so you thought. But just as the warm ceramic touched your lips, a familiar voice broke the silence.

 “Seems like someone finally decided that it’s time for a break.” Walter stood at the entrance, arms crossed, his expression unreadable as always. The butler’s sarcasm was biting, though there was a hint of exhaustion in his voice.

  You smirked, “Well, maybe try to take a moment for yourself for once. Even Integra knows this and she’s a child.” Walter frowned, clearly debating whether to argue. Instead, he sighed, the lines of fatigue deepening around his eyes. You softened, patting the seat beside you.

“Come on, a few minutes won’t hurt, won’t they? I can also pour you some tea.” The butler appeared hesitant, but he quickly complied as you started to fill a cup.

 He drank it in silence, not muttering a word, and neither did you. The periodical glances told you everything you needed to know. His eyes were more relaxed than usual, holding a softness that felt almost sacred–one that even films couldn’t capture. Then, his hand slowly went towards your head, but just as it almost reached its destination a young voice interrupted it.

 “Miss (L/N)! Walter!” Integra entered the library, brimming with excitement. She looked like she had just woke up from her afternoon nap “What are you two doing here?”

 “We are just resting,” you responded as you picked up Integra, placing her onto your lap, “we are not as young and powerful as you are anymore.” Integra chuckled at this, grabbing you and the butler’s arms.

 “Well, you should be! Dad always says that he felt younger and more powerful around mom!” with that, she made your arms touch. 

 “Now, dear, that’s wishful thinking, we already had this discussion-” 

 Walter cut you off, his hand sliding around you and Integra while the other one took yours with an ease that made your heart skip. “Maybe we were doing something young people often do before you came in,” he said with a sly wink.

 Integra gasped and almost jumped out of joy, “I knew it! You two are a couple! You were kissing!” your face burned as Walter’s fingers traced soothing circles across your back. There was no escaping this, was there? Probably not.

[yan-lorkai]

Can I request the Hellsing trio (separate) with a reader who's too scared /shy to speak up to other people so she gets on their shoulder and whispers what they want to say in their ear and then they say it out loud for them cuz she's scared she's going to mess up?

If this is complicated ignore this.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟAlucard finds your shyness endlessly amusing and takes great pleasure in being your voice. Though he likes to tease you a lot, “Oh, my dear messenger, what shall we declare today?” When you whisper your words to him, he delivers them with theatrical confidence, often exaggerating for his own amusement but never in a way that harms you. He loves the intimacy of it, the soft brush of your voice against his ear, and though he jokes, his eyes gleam with pride when you manage to get your point across with his help.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟ Integra, though initially surprised by your unique way of communicating, quickly adapts without a hint of complaint. She stands firm and regal, letting you glue yourself to her side and whisper into her ears without a word about the oddness of it. Her sharp, commanding voice carries your words exactly as you’ve spoken them, unwavering and authoritative, leaving no room for misunderstanding. She secretly finds the arrangement endearing, though she won’t admit it, and she often reassures you afterward with a simple nod and a muttered, “Well done,” because she knows how hard it is for you to take that first step.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟSeras is incredibly understanding of your fear and never rushes you. She gently encourages you, saying things like, “Take your time, love; I’m right here.” When you get closer to whisper your words to her, she giggles nervously, trying not to blush because of how close you are. She repeats your words softly and carefully, making sure not to deviate from what you wanted to say. Seras admires your courage for even trying and always reassures you afterward, telling you how proud she is and how you’re doing great, even if you don’t believe it yet.

[amphibiahawks321]

[Hellsing manor, evening, integra and Y/N are standing close to each other, Y/N fixing integra's tie while she's standing still, both of them smiling softly at each other]

[Meanwhile, Alucard from the shadows, watching the two]

Alucard : ...Oh, they fuckin'

[Seras who's beside him–blinks several times in surprise]

Seras : Wh-What?!, Master they're just being nice to each other—

[Integra brushes something off Y/N's collar, her fingers lingering a moment too long, Y/N chuckles quietly and whispers something that makes her smirk]

[Alucard narrowing his eyes]

Alucard : ...Oh, they fuckin' Look at the way they spark

[Seras squints her eyes, she watches as Y/N opens the door for Integra, She pauses, places a hand on his shoulder and murmurs something in his ears making him blush]

Seras : ...Oh, they fucking

[messy-gemini1]

Incorrect shit i think Hellsing characters (and reader) would say cause mamas bored

Alucard: *holds a gun out to Reader* Reader: I-I don't believe in guns. Alucard: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it. ______

Reader: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Alucard: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey. ______

Reader: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. Seras: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Reader: Nice. ______

Reader: Go fuck yourself. Alucard, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch Reader: GET OUT! ______

Reader: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free Blood packets. Alucard: Marry me. ______

Integra: We'll talk about this later. Alucard: Fine, I won’t be listening. ______

Reader: *about Seras and Integra* They make a cute couple, huh? Alucard: They certainly are standing next to each other. ______

Integra: Seras, you'll be working with Reader and Alucard. Seras: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: *blank stares* Seras: ...Of people on a team. ______

Reader: Bad news—Seras locked herself outta the manor Reader: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Reader: Bad news—Integra finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Reader: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Reader: Bad news—it was Alucard, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know. ______

Alucard: Reader! I can't do this stupid math! Reader: What’s the math problem? Alucard: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. Integra covering Seras' ears, while Reader smacks Alucard upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth. ______

Alucard: We have a problem. Reader: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[dark-konohagakure2]

Alucard and Integra noncon reader together as a bonding activity 🫣 (ft. spit kink n humiliation pls)

tw: noncon, age difference, threesome, spit, power imbalance, size difference, humiliation, human ashtray, strap-ons, gunplay, fuck or die, sir kink

All characters depicted are 18+

Integra is very particular about who she allows into the Hellsing Organization, not wanting to have any weak links in her perfect chain of command, so when a new, very young (and very underpaid) employee of hers is shown to be very incompetent at her job, Integra decides that she's found a perfect new chew toy for Alucard.

Of course Alucard us more than eager to obey his Master's orders, especially if it means he gets to let loose and really show his sadistic side. The huge vampire is easily able to snatch up the little intern and drag her to Integra's quarters, her struggles barely even registering to the immortal being as he reaches his destination and Integra patiently awaits his arrival.

The blonde woman, smoking a cigar as usual, will beckon the nervous girl over, saying that she has an important task for her. But as soon as the intern gets close enough, Integra will put her cigarette out on the girl's tongue, making the girl squeal in pain while Integra orders Alucard to undress the girl, to which the vampire ravenously complies, tearing her uniform right off her trembling body as Integra herself gets ready as well.

Once Integra puts on her strap, she'll force it in front of the frightened girl's face and order her to suck it, to get it nice and wet since its going to be inside her sooner rather than later, and she can't exactly refuse with Alucard holding her head in place in front of Integra's cock.

"Now then, I want you to use that useless mouth of yours to get this little toy here nice and wet for me. Understood? That's 'Yes Sir' to you, harlot. Remember that..."

If Integra is rough, then Alucard is savage. He is huge, even by supernatural standards, and his cock is huge as well, and he's not going to be gentle when he shoves his thick meat into her untouched pussy, and Alucard can just barely control the urge to sink his fangs into her neck and suck her dry of all her sweet blood.

As Integra fucks the girl's mouth with her strap, Alucard decides to 'help' the struggling and gagging girl out, by spitting directly into her mouth. When she rightfully shows her disgust at his actions, Alucard will just tell her to shut up, snidely saying that he was just giving her some extra lubricant.

The girl doesn't get any reprieve from either end, not when Integra is blowing smoke in her face while fucking it with her strap and Alucard is violating her womb with his huge vampiric cock and his hands digging into her skin, but there's nothing she can do under the combined forces of her mistresses' loyal dog and the head of the Hellsing Organization.

Integra doesn't bother to reign Alucard in, even when the sadistic vampire is holding his gun to the girl's head as pounds into her relentlessly, his much bigger thighs against hers as he ravages her, and he's not pulling any punches either, because his gun is fully loaded and he is not bluffing about using it.

"Stop your bitching and just take my cock, or I'll blow your brains out... do you even have any brains? Why don't we find out? On that sounds so fun!"

This isn't the first time that Integra and Alucard have taken advantage of a helpless subordinate together as a form of master-servant bonding, and it most certainly won't be the last time, but now the duo knows that they've just found their new favorite toy.

[an-angel-in-the-garden]

Dating Sir Integra

There's just not a lot of content for her so I made some.

Dating Integra takes a lot of patience for a lot of reasons, some weirder than others

Of course, she's busy with work but you also have to deal with Alucard snooping around when he's bored or Seras getting a little clingy when she's down, but the hardest part is simply the worry that comes with how dangerous her work and life is

Integra is not used to relationships, I would say she likely hasn't dated at all, or it's been many years since she even attempted it, she hardly lets people in so you getting so close is new

She's not awkward but you'll need to have a lot of talks about hopes or general expectations, Integra was taught not to lay all the cards on the table and so she views dating in the same light. You'll have to help her learn a few things

Dates are not very common but she always has time to just be with you even if she has work to take care of

Gifts with Integra are often practical, she likes getting you things that you can use and honestly the first time you got her anything simply because you thought she would like it Integra didn't know how to deal with it

The idea though is something she takes to heart and on days she's feeling a little sappy she might get a trinket for you that she thought would pique your interest

Love reading together or reading to you, it's a small thing but one of the ways she can wind down after a stressful day and sharing that comfort with you is nice time

Never wants to put you on the front lines even if you work for the Hellsing organization, she doesn't care, Integra has lost many people some close and others not, if she can do something to avoid losing more she will

Not to say she won't let you fight, in fact if you are with the organization she expects to oversee your practices from time to time and if not then she wants you to learn self-defense at least! Even if she has to train you

She's definitely not good at inciting PDA or any affection really but she's more than willing to let you, a hug some hand holding or just open words of affection, she lets you indulge and will go along with it, she just isn't good at making the first move

Overall Integra loves strongly but silently, she holds few people close, but those people are the world to her. It's a feeling she doesn't want to lose no matter the cost, she will nurture it and help it grow as much as possible 

I have nothing major to say...I hope you like it and thank you for reading! Also, my requests are open so please feel free to send in asks! I am a little desperate to write something.

[dazedcrake]

||I can protect you||

Note: Sir Integra Hellsing x reader, This is also gender neutral. The reader is blind in this, fluff..

It was quiet in the manor as you roamed around looking for something interesting to do. Sir Integra was in her office as always filling paper work. She often over worked herself, you tried to get her to take a break but to no avail. You were dragging your hand along the wall as you walked when suddenly...

"Miss Y/N." A familiar voice called out to you, It was Walter. "Yes Walter?" You sais turning around hoping you were facing his direction. "Sir Integra wishes to see you in her office." Walter stated grabbing your hand gently to guide you to her office. As you two walked towards her office you couldn't help but wonder why she wanted to see you. Maybe she needed your help with something, you thought.

By the time you were done thinking, you and Walter had already made it to her office. He opened the door and you went inside, then he left. "I heard you wanted to see me.." You said to break the scilence. "I did." She replied. You heard footsteps walking towards you and then... they stopped. She was right infront of you.

She wrapped her arms around you, pulling you into a gentle hug. This hand caught you by surprise but you hugged her back. She had never really been the type to show affection through physical contact yet there would sometimes be times where she would prefer to hold you in her arms. "I need a break Y/N..." Her voice sounded tired. How long had she been working for?

The two of you stood there hugging each other for a while, the silence was nice. You loved moments like this, she was always busy so you two never really spent much time together, but when you two had time she'd try to make it last forever. Always reassuring you that she'd protect you till the day she died. Even if you were capable of protecting yourself she still felt worry. What if your other senses weren't helpful? What if someone used your blindness to their advantage?

She had already lost many people important to her, she couldn't lose you too. So she always tried spend as much time with you as possible. This time she wouldn't make the mistake of not being able to protect those she loved. She could protect you too.

(Sorry this lowkey sucks, anyways hope you enjoyed)

[just-some-user-hunny]

For hellsings request n bit of a history buff since there are legit living descendents of Vlad the impaler

How would Alucard and Integra be during international meetings with a royal who is the last direct bloodline of when he was human before being a vampire, seeing that the descendent is quite shy but very responsible with the country they are ruling

Oh my gosh I think this is the first hellsing request I’ve ever received! I’m so happy😭💕

Ooohhh that’s such a cool idea!!! Alucard would probably be so taken back at the realisation that he has actual blood descendants, someone related to him, family, that he would probably become very protective and probably fatherly over them. He is conflicted however- he is an incredibly complex person, and he feels disconnected from being human (he was arguably just as much a tyrant when he was alive as he is as a monster) that he’d internally struggle a little with the concept of having something so mortal and fragile connected to the last few pieces of him that remained after he turned, as if they exist as a reflection of himself when he was young and mortal (painful memories he doesn’t like thinking about), so he’d certainly be a complicated mix of hovering protective father, and a dismissive shadow until he at least works through his own internal feelings about them.

However, seeing them rule well would make him proud. He was a certainly memorable and glorious figure in history (mostly for his gory actions), so to see the last of his blood doing well would make him feel at least a little accomplished. Something good came from him, this person is the last shred of humanity and light to come from his blood.

This little meek thing is of his blood? He’d tease, playfully of course.

Integra is intrigued. Both by your mere existence, and of Alucards reaction. Her eyes would probably be on her hound the moment you introduced yourself, curious of his reaction. She’s surprised- but pleasantly so. She’s interested to see you live up to the name of the infamous impaler.

[daringlyhers]

Integra x Fem!reader

A/N: Hi! This is my first fanfiction so please bare with me if it’s kind of lame LMFAO if you have any tips please tell me in the comments <3

Pairings: Integra x reader | Platonic! Alucard x reader

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You were always there for her, both mentally and physically. Most of the time you were glued to her hip, keeping her company or helping out with the most mundane things. You were her best friend… though in the back of her mind she wishes you two were more.

You stand by her side, playing with her hair while she focuses on some documents in front of her. “Surely you’re bored” she mumbles out.

You giggle slightly “Never” you respond back. She hums back, acknowledging what you said but not quite believing you.

You sigh, gathering all her hair before separating it in three equal parts so you can braid it. “You’ve been working on these for a while now. Don’t you want to take a break?” you question gently before immediately scoffing “Of course you don’t. This is my way of telling you to.” you say, replying to your own question.

She looks up at you, an amused smirk on her face “Oh? Am I right to guess you have something in mind that is more important than these documents?” she questions. She was fully aware that this was your attempt at pulling her away from her never ending work and she can’t help but feel her heart flutter at your concern.

You sigh in exasperation, finishing up her braid. You admire your work before unraveling it, knowing she would rather not be seen with it. “Hmm, I don't know. Maybe eating something, you know, so you can continue to survive” you say with sarcasm.

Integra rolls her eyes, though a hint of amusement is present in her next sentence “Survival, hm? I suppose I can’t argue with that logic”. She leans back in her chair, stretching out her back and rolling her shoulders, letting out a sigh. After a moment of silence, she speaks up “I suppose a short break won’t hurt but you know I’m more than capable of managing my own”.

You gasp in fake offense “I know that! I’m only saying this because I’m bored…” you reply, walking in front of her seated from. You cross your arms, giving her a playful glare and she chuckles softly. “Oh how very intimidating” she teases you “Your glare could rival that of Alucard himself” she says, her smile seeming to grow.

You gasp, quickly shushing her “He could be listening!” you say, looking into all the dark corners of her office while sweat dropping “We’re just kidding Alucard!” you say, worrying if he heard.

Integra shakes her head, hiding a smirk behind her hand at your reaction “Oh, don’t worry Y/N” she says, her voice sounding amused “Alucard wouldn’t mind a bit of harmless teasing”. She folds her arms across her chest “Besides, I can handle him. I’m afraid there’s nothing you can do that would phase him”

Your eyes seem to light up “That’s so true!” you practically sing out “You hear that Alucard?! You’re a freak and you smell bad!” you say, puffing out your chest with a broad grin.

Integra facepalms with a sigh, shaking her head “You’re incorrigible,” she mutters under her breath, though her tone still held amusement.

Suddenly, a deep chuckle echoed from the shadows and a voice resonated through the room. “Now, now, I’m hurt,” the voice drawled, heavy with a thick Eastern European accent “I happen to have an excellent smell”.

You squeal, jumping into Integra’s lap for safety. You look towards Alucard’s voice with wide eyes “Alucard” you say in surprise “You were really there!...I was only kidding!” you squeal out. Integra laughs lightly, her arm wrapping around you, securing you firmly.

Alucard emerges from the shadows, chuckling deeply at your reaction. His tall, imposing figure moves closer, a smirk on his lips. “So quick to cower?” he teases, his red eyes watching you closely “I had hoped for more of a challenge” he hums out.

You chuckle nervously “Ah ha ha… hey! Stop getting closer!” you say, pointing at his approaching figure. Alucard simply raises an eyebrow, a smirk still present on his face. He takes more slow and measured steps to you and Integra. He clearly relishes the fact that he’s making you uncomfortable. “What’s the matter? Afraid of the big, bad vampire?” he teases, his deep voice dripping with humor.

You look up at him like he’s dumb “Ummm, yes?!” you say back. Finally you call out to Integra “Integra…” you say or more like borderline whine “Don’t let him kill me! I’m still too young” you say dramatically, burying your face in her shoulder.

She laughs now, her hand coming up to the top of your head and petting your hair “Oh, calm down you theatrical little thing,” she teases light-heartedly. “Alucard wouldn’t dream of killing you, you’re way too amusing for him to get rid of” she muses.

Your head immediately perks up “Really?” you question towards Integra but Aucard’s deep chuckle rings out through the air “Oh, trust me,” he says, his voice smooth and confident “You’re far too entertaining. Why would I want to get rid of such a great source of amusement?” he questions.

You slowly grin, puffing out your chest and placing your fists on your hips “That practically makes me immortal” you say confidently with a gloating grin. Integra rolls her eyes from behind you but there’s a small smile on her face.

Alucard arches an eyebrow, his smirk turning into a sly smile. “Well, well,” he says, his voice oozing with amusement “Quite the confidence. How about we just say your immortality comes with terms and conditions” he drawls out.

You chuckle nervously, pushing further back into Integra’s lap “No… I’m one of those free immortals” you say back. Integra’s arms wrap tighter around your waist, making sure you’re snuggly pressed against her. Her hand comes up to stroke your hair again, a reassuring gesture. “Oh, I’m sure you’d like to think so,” she says, her voice dry. “But I hate to break it to you-” she goes to say before getting cut off by Alucard’s chuckle, a dark, dangerous sound.

He takes a step closer to you, looming over you both “No ones truly immortal,” he says with mirth “We all have our time, one way or another”. You gulp, having to crane your neck to look up at him “S-Stop that, you’re not funny!” you say while glaring up at him pathetically.

He merely chuckles once more, his smile never leaving his lips. He leans down slightly, resting his hand on the edge of Integra’s desk. “Oh, I’m not teasing,” he says, his voice taking on a darker tone. “I speak the truth. Everyone meets their end eventually.”

Integra, the ever observant lady, notices your unease right away. She tightens her grip, drawing you impossibly closer to her. You shiver at Alucard’s sadistic smile “Stop getting closer! Or I’m staking you!” you say, grabbing Integra’s quill off her desk and pointing it threateningly at the dangerous vampire. You know you look absolutely ridiculous pointing a quill at the most powerful vampire to ever live.

Alucard simply raises an eyebrow, looking absolutely amused rather than threatened. He doesn't back away but does stop his descent. “You? Stake a being as powerful as me, with a quill?” he asks, a hint, no his whole voice dripping in mockery, “I don’t know if you’re extremely brave or just plain foolish.” he muses, the corner of his eyes creasing with his smile as he finally straightens himself up, putting distance between us.

You gasp in offense “That makes me brave” you growl out. That only makes Alucard’s smile widen, he now wears a wolfish grin. He seems to take great pleasure in riling you up “Ah youthful audacity,” he hums out, his voice almost sardonic. “So naive, yet so confident. But let me ask you this- do you even understand just how powerful I really am?” he questions.

You glare at him harder “Let's find out then” you quip before lunging for him. Although you wheeze rather than him. You just now remember Integra’s grip around your waist, keeping you in place instead of allowing you to try and get at the grinning creature.

You struggle in her grip “Let me at him” you say, twisting in her arms in an attempt to get free. Unfortunately Integra holds your firmly, her arms tightening their hold. She gives a small laugh, amused by your fruitless attempts to break free. “Oh, would you settle down,” she chides, amusement dripping in her voice. “You’re not attacking anyone.”

Alucard barks out a laugh, amused by your eagerness to end his immortal life. “Quite the little firecracker you have there, master Integra'' he merely responds back. You huff in defeat, going still in Integra’s hold “You’re lucky she’s holding me back, Alucard. Or you would be d-e-a-d” you say, spelling out the last word. In one last act of defiance, you throw the quill at him, it uselessly bouncing off his chest.

Alucard doesn’t even so much bat an eye as the quill bounces off his chest. He just smirks down at you, his eyes glittering with dark humor. “Ah, yes, I’m so terrified,” he says, his voice dripping with sarcasm . “A young, fiery human with a quill. Truly, a force to be reckoned with.”

Integra chuckles, shaking her head “Do forgive her, Alucard,’ she says, holding you snugly against her “She tends to act a bit rashly when provoked”. She pinches your ear before letting go and you yelp “Ow!” you squeak out, rubbing your now pulsing ear. “Whatever” you grumble, looking down at the ground while sulking.

Alucard, still standing over the two of you, notices your sulking state. He lets out a small snort of amusement “Tsk, tsk,” he says, his grin returning “Quite the sore loser, isn’t she?”. Integra rolls her eyes and sighs, knowing you will retaliate but there’s an affectionate look in her eyes as she gazes down at you.

Your head snaps up, a murderous glare on your face “Why you little-” you say, once again struggling in Integra’s grip. Eventually you make it out or more like she lets you go, either in exhaustion or plain curiosity in wanting to see how this will turn out.

You lunge for him, picking up the discarded quill on the ground in the process. You stab at him, trying to get a hit but he easily dodges each of your attempts, his movement quick and agile. “Hold still!” you yell out. His deep laughter echoes in the room, finding great amusement in your act to “stake” him, as you called it. “Oh, this is comical,” his voice filled with mockery. “Quite the feisty one, aren’t you?” he teases your agitated form.

Integra watches you both from her chair, exasperated but wearing an amused grin at the scene unfolding. This was a pretty great way to spend her break.

[thefemvoid]

The lack of Hellsing x Reader fics out there criminal. Criminal and depressing.

[unistaryo]

Hey I read recently one of your works and I really enjoy your style of writing and I find the way you write really comforting!!🙃☺️ I was going to ask if you could do headcannons on Alucard as a dad with another vampire. (I know canonically it wouldn’t happen ever but i was just curious lol)

Alucard as a dad with a vampire child (headcanons)

//I don't know how, but I somehow got extremely sick💀. So I'm sorry if this is ooc

I feel like you will most likely adopt a child who was turned into a vampire during a mission, immediately taking the role of a caretaker and forcing Alucard to do the same

The first couple of days or months he wouldn't really accept the role of the father figure

It would take a lot of convincing from your side for him to even stop trying to get you to stop parenting the child

He sees himself as someone who failed as a human, who willingly became a monster and he is very aware of his nature, Alucard can't comprehend how you can even think about him in such a positive way

But he will eventually comply in his own twisted way, maybe after your child has proven that while they can be a creature of the night, they still have some sort of humanity in them

maybe the child drank blood from an animal but is still compassionate to other people

Alucard loves and hates the child's innocence at the same time

He sometimes teaches your child how to control their vampiric powers, but it will mainly remain your responsibility (he's afraid the child will take too much after him)

He will definitely tease you a lot about your parental tendencies like "Where are you going? You know, you can barely handle one"

Despite this, his love and respect for you increased even more than before, again because he seems to value determination, will and courage

Alucard will definitely bring the child on a mission, maybe on one who isn't so bloody as usual. If you aren't on board with this he will do it in secret, unless you talk to Integra

Integra will command him to stop until the child has grown

The vampire does have his dad moments, trust me

He melts every time he sees you and his kid having a moment

If somebody other than a few range of specific people dares to comment about you two in a bad way, that person will either be traumatized for life to straight up killed

Alucard will play a lot with your child, he isn't far from teaching him how to transform and many more

Those two will prank soldiers in the most unhinged way

The child will love horror and adventure movies with extreme violence in the future, trust me

But, given how Alucard is one of their main caretakers, they will also become violent and mess with people on purpose (Alucard will either be entertained or curse himself because of this)

If something happens to the child, BLOOD WILL BE SHATTERED

He will have no mercy on whoever even looks at his kid in a weird way

(in Ultimate) Seras and Pip would be more than happy to help with babysitting, and the overall process of taking care of the child, more Seras actually, but Pip finds a good opportunity to get closer to the vampire

In the end, both of them will become extremely attached to your kid

Integra will remain distant, but it is clear she also cares a lot about the child, often forgetting they are a vampire

Walter will provide with the necessities but won't be extremely involved. But he will babysit from time to time, and even train them in small ways

(in 2001) Seras will help like her ultimate counterpart, but I feel like she will take them out more, even showing them her old home

Here, Integra will be a lot more distant, letting comments slip more often regarding the situation, but still cares immensely about them, even if she doesn't show it

I don't know why, but I feel that this version of Walter is more fatherly, so I think he will be more involved in the child's life, maybe even letting them accompany him in the mansion when he doesn't have an important task

Peter Fargason will sometimes entertain the child in small ways, only if the others aren't looking, but will mostly keep his distance

[yan-lorkai]

can I request Alucard and Integra (separate) headcanons with a fem!reader who looks like an innocent shy maid but she's an elite assassin (like Mey rin from black butler)

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟ Alucard is not so easily fascinated. To charm him, you need a thirst for blood, guts and the screams, but at first you are a shy and unmemorable little thing. He doesn't even know your name until a battle begins and suddenly you match his vibe. The innocent and quiet facade fades away to become a brutal killer. He is enchanted.

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ﾟ Integra, on the other hand, knows what you're capable of. She's the one who hired you, and she read everything about you before letting you join her squad. Obviously nothing could have prepared her for seeing you in action. You and Alucard are similar; messy with all that blood and guts, but she can't lie to herself; she quite enjoys the terror.

[amphibiahawks321]

could you do Integra from Helsing

[Alucard climbing to integra's office window]

Integra : Be calm... Relax yourself for me...

Alucard : Huh? Since when does she have some demons...

[Alucard opened the window]

Alucard : Haha didn't think you would–.....

[Shows Y/N pinned down by integra onto her desk]

Alucard : .....

Integra : .....

M!Reader : .....

Alucard : Am I crashing you guys party–

Integra : OUT!!

[Alucard immediately closes the window and jumps off to the ground]

Integra : Sighs... Fucking annoying.... Now then, where were we darlin?~

[She said near Y/N's ear before nibbling onto his collar bone earning a quiet moan]

Integra : Don't worry I don't bite... No promises though~♡

[60eternity06]

Heh..take this as a..early valentines gift.

I need her expeditiously.

[vermont-writes-fanfic]

Hi I was wondering if you’d be okay with writing yandere Alucard (hellsing) with a human s/o. Maybe they try to escape?

You are mine~

Request: Yes

Warnings: Mentions of kidnapping, blood, vampirism, typical hellsing stuff, unwilling relationship, yandere

Characters: Alucard

Franchise: Hellsing

A/N: Woo, sorry that took so incredibly long, hope this is a long the lines of what you were hoping for! Let me know if you would like a continuation or perhaps a mini series.

A dull thud beats in your head as your consciousness swims through your foggy mind, what had happened? The last thing you can remember is walking home from the store and hearing someone behind you…oh god. As you attempt to sit up you feel like you’re swimming through a thick pudding, every move makes that throbbing pain in your head a little sharper. Where are you? Heavy with a drug induced fatigue, your eye lids lazily open and close a few times as you fight to see where you are, whatever you had been dosed with it certainly worked as intended. After a few minutes, you manage to open your eyes and propr yourself up against some pillows behind you so you can look around. Deep red is the first thing you register, the silken texture had made the fight to sit up that much harder for you, and now that you can see what it is apart of clearly the panic worms its way in. A small voice in the back of your muddled mind that something isn’t quite right. A thick duvet had been over you before you moved and now it rests heavy on your lower half. Underneath you, dark red silken sheets cradle you in a luxurious hold that threatens to lull you back to sleep, but you can’t go to sleep again, you need to figure out where you are. Slowly, you move your legs, sliding them across the sheets towards the floor. The moment your feet hit the cold stone floor you recoil and hiss, the coolness waking you up a bit further. Now the room seems less bleary and you can see the grey stone walls stacked up like the bricks of a house, and the equally stone floor that is cold to the touch. As your eyes adjust to the dim candle light, you spot a staircase leading up, up, up, into the darkness where you can just barely hear faint sounds echoing down. Fueld by the need to escape, to get away from this dark place, you steel yourself and step back down onto the floor beneath you. Fighting through the shivers that wrack your body as the chill touches your bones. After somewhat getting used to the chill in the air all down in this, what you assume to be, cellar, you walk towards the steps and one by one climb up the staircase only to find a locked heavy oak door.

You don’t give up, heading back down the stairs to look from some other way out. A lone window above the bed of your new eclosure catched your desperate eye and you quickly move over to it climbing on the bed. Your hands press against the window and it just barely has any give except for in one corner where the pane of glass seems to be looser. Looking out of it it seems to ground level if a little above it and you would be able to get out of it. You push, all of your weight leing on that one slightly less stable corner until the glass budges and a small piece of stone falls from under it. You quickly pick up this new tool and make use of it hitting the glass until that corner breaks apart from it. You curl your fingers around the open piece and take a deep inhale as you breathe in the crisp night air. It burns a little, the coolness of it, but you couldn’t be more grateful for such a feeling. pUshing and pulling against the window you finally make the glass come out in a few pieces. The rock serves as a tool for removing the sharper edges that were too stubborn to move by your hands alone, and finally you begin to shimmy through the window and onto the dew covered grass outside.

When you stand, you stretch and sigh, the feeling of the grass between your toes and up your ankles tickling your bare skin. The gentle midsummer night breeze that catches you and ruffles your hair, you hm’t even been in their for very long but this feeling felt as if you’d never felt it before. You don’t linger on this though, as the anxiety sets in and you pick a direction to start running in. North, this is the way your feet choose to take you as you run from what you ca now see to be a manor or estate of some kind. Dwelling on it isn’t within your line of thought as you run into some wood, the full moon shining bright over head. Branches and thorny vines catch at your clothes and skin, they create tears and light scratches on your clothes and skin and you close your eyes willing yourself to go faster and faster until the feeling beneath your feet changes to a hard unpleasant feeling. A light on the black of the road beneath you makes you snap your head to the left where two large headlights comes zooming at you., just as you are about to feel the harsh cold of metal and death a different kind of chill picks you up, and the feeling of gravity no longer weighs you down. You can hear the car swear nd crash and you an feel the breeze brush past your legs as the ground stays ever stationary below you. Much farther below you…you look up to see blood red eyes and a large grin staring at you their black ahired owner letting out a loud laugh,

“Where do you think you are going. Hm? You belong to me, little one, you are not going anywhere.” He says, his voice a deep velevty smooth as he speaks. It almost has you, until the sounds of panicked drivers bring you back. You kick and squirm only to grasp on to the stranger again when you nearly fall.

“Put me down!” You shout, trying to move barley doing so against his strong hold.. For a moment he does nothing but watch you squirm, predatorial eyes hidden behind his orange glasses before a wolfish grin spread across his face.

“Let you down? As you wish, little human,” 

You feel the wind rush past your ears as your heart plummets to the round much like yourself and as you close your eyes to wait for impact, it never comes. You are in the arms of your kidnapper once again. The feeling of your body shaking against his, the scent of your fear and the blood in your veins rushing everywhere as fast as it can is enough to make him chuckle as he looks down at your quivering form.. Despite the initial fear of being dropped from so high in the air, you manage to glare at him and through chattering teeth mutter.

“Asshole…”

His smirk level leaves his face and a feeling of nausea washes over your mind , feeling your stomach turn you close your eyes and try to will it away only to open your eyes to the same room you had woke up in. The window seems to be fixed and you doubt that you’ll be able to break it again, whatever he is, you bet he has some sort of magic that would prevent you from doing what you did the first time a second. As you look around you find that the sheets are perfectly tucked in around you again. In the corner of the room, sitting in an ornate chair like a king on his throne your capture sits watching you’re every move.

“Thinking about escaping again, little bride?”

[thirstyforlulu]

Could you write some headcanons or an small scenario with Integra and her Shy vampire maiden that after some months of hard working and saving money to ask Integra out on a date, she finally asks her out really nervous and put a lot of effort to look nice for her and making her have a nice dinner?

The biggest thing holding you back from asking Integra out was your fear that you weren’t good enough for her

She’s the head of the Hellsing estate for Christ’s sake!

Surely she only only enjoys the finest things life has to offer

Working for her was wonderful

Every day you could catch a glimpse of her, and if you were lucky, strike up a conversation

After chatting with her for a while, you finally worked up the courage to save up and ask her out

You wanted to treat her to a night worthy of her status, so you saved up for months, taking any overtime you could get

To actually ask her out, you even bought a box of expensive candies

You were over the moon when she said yes

You went out that evening and found the nicest dress you could find, one with a brand name you couldn’t even pronounce

The reservation had been set for weeks, so all you had to do after that was pick her up on the day of

Thankfully, she suggested you take her car

Because of her title, she has to be extra careful when leaving, and renting a vehicle with those kinds of protections would have been a nightmare

The evening of your date, you got all dressed up and headed to the front of the manor where you agreed to meet

Integra was already waiting, smoking one of her fancy cigars while she stood beside the car

She was dressed in a lovely suit, frillier than her usual and pressed to perfection

The sight of her made you weak in the knees

She complimented your outfit then helped you into the car

You two spent the entire ride to the restaurant in silence, you were too intimidated to speak

All you could do was admire her

When you got to the restaurant, a waiter led you right to your table and the two of you sat down

Outside, Integra’s team of bodyguards got into position just in case

“So, have you ever been to this restaurant before?” Integra asked as she picked up the menu

“No… actually,” You admitted, hiding behind your own menu

“Then what made you pick it?” She asked

The prices on the menu were already making your head spin, so you weren’t sure how to answer

“I wanted to take you somewhere nice.”

You focused on reading the menu, but then, she reached out and lowered yours so she could see you

She had a gentle smile on her face

“Y/N, don’t tell me, were you trying to impress me?” She asked

You blushed madly

“N-Not exactly! I-I just wanted to treat you to something that was up to your standards.”

Integra’s smile deepened

“Y/N, I came on this date because you were the one who invited me, and I would have said yes even if you invited me to cheap pub with questionable clientele, but I do appreciate the effort you put into this.”

Your brain was malfunctioning the entire time you listened

Was she really saying she has and has had feelings for you?!

“I couldn’t take a refined lady like you to a pub!” You insisted

“Naive little girl, I’m not some sheltered princess, even I enjoy a good greasy take out once in a while,” She laughed

Her laugh put you at ease

The rest of the evening, you two were finally able to talk without your fear of not being good enough getting in the way

When the meal was over, she even put her arm around you to walk you out

“Next time, I’ve got an adorable place in mind that I think you would enjoy. It has to best kebabs in the world,” She said as you got into the car

You nearly cried with joy knowing she was already planning your next day