#interaction: jake

[goldenkwilde]

@jpuck replied: I'll take that.

You should, you're probably the only one I'd be willing to be in a room with for more than 30 seconds. And even then, eh.

[nuokee]

🔞🎧 no talking | hoon's whimpering

[zan0tix]

Assorted homestucks number 72382683

[askhunterclarington]

They do, I won't lie. But I think the biggest sign of strength and discipline as a person is sticking to something that they find boring or don't want to do. Those things are far harder than sticking to something you genuinely enjoy. So your main motivator is sex?

I don't know. I just... Routines get kind of boring after a while. I like breaking up the monotony every so often. Trying something or someone new never hurt anyone.

[mezucore]

DIRK: "Dearest." JAKE: (Oh shut up!!!)

[sungbeams]

WIP DUMP

okay so this is lowkey inspired by @jayparked posting about her wips a bit ago (check them out here she's crazy talented and i can't wait to read them all) and since i've been struggling with writing recently i thought maybe sharing some of my wips could help. also biggest thanks to snail for helping me with the synopses for some of these and listening to me stress over the banners and everything

if you want to talk to me about any of them or wanna get tagged pls don't hesitate to send asks or comment on this post, i'd love to talk about them some more🥺❤️

MIDNIGHT IN MILAN — lhs !! POSTED !!

⟡ ┆ featuring. heeseung x fem!reader

⟡ ┆ genre and tropes. MDNI 18+ ONLY, smut, established relationship, idol AU (both heeseung and yn)

⟡ ┆ warnings. semi-public sex, unprotected sex, mirror sex, mild choking, creampie, fingering, tiniest hint of degradation (he calls her a slut like once), one singular spank, some hair pulling, not really any aftercare

⟡ ┆ estimated word count. 6k

they say love makes you do stupid things...surely fucking your boyfriend in the bathroom at the prada after party when your relationship isn't even public and neither of you can afford a dating scandal isn't that stupid, right?

(i'm well aware the hype around tipsy heeseung has already died down but i started writing this immediately after the pics dropped and then got hit by writers block so i'm dedicated to finish this)

!! more under the cut !!

HE HATES ME, HE HATES ME NOT — psh

⟡ ┆ featuring. sunghoon x fem!reader

⟡ ┆ genre and tropes. MDNI 18+ ONLY, smut, enemies to lovers, coworker AU, miscommunication (ikik), lowkey past fuckboi sunghoon

⟡ ┆ warnings. hate sex, semi-public sex (in an archive room?), protected and unprotected sex (there's several smut scenes), choking, spanking, degradation, praise kink, oral (m. and f. receiving), handjob, fingering, manhandling, overstimulation, dacryphilia, spit kink

⟡ ┆ estimated word count. 20k

park sunghoon hates you, and you hate him. it hadn't always been like that, when you first joined the company he works at he was friendly, a real gentleman, but over time of working together he turns cold, sometimes even downright mean, and you cannot for the life of you figure out what caused the sudden change in his behavior. however, things between you change yet again when you 'accidentally' get locked in your offices archive room.

HOME IS WHEREVER YOU ARE — lhs

⟡ ┆ featuring. heeseung x fem!reader

⟡ ┆ genre and tropes. MDNI 18+ ONLY, smut, college!au, friends to lovers

⟡ ┆ warnings. there's some talks of depression as well as unhealthy coping mechanism so be aware of that pls, protected sex (be proud of me okay), oral (f. and m. receiving), vanilla af, neither of them are virgins or inexperienced but they just having sex for the first time together after realizing they've been in love with each other for years :')

⟡ ┆ estimated word count. 14k

"distance makes the heart grow fonder." is no longer just a cliche saying. heeseung decided to follow his dreams, but doing so lead him to a different city, leaving you behind. no other friends, no hobbies to keep yourself busy, and no motivation to keep going, the only thing keeping you on some sort of routine is attending your college classes that your parents force you to go to. just when you're about to officially quit and give up, heeseung shows up out of nowhere and manages to pull you out of your slump, upturning your whole friendship in the process.

NATURAL REMEDY — pjs

⟡ ┆ featuring. jay x fem!reader

⟡ ┆ genre and tropes. MDNI 18+ ONLY, smut, physical therapist!reader, patient!jay, probably hipaa violations idk just don't do this irl basically

⟡ ┆ warnings. unprotected sex, oral (m. receiving), body worship (jay receiving bc he deserves someone to tell him or handsome he is), handjob, lots of oil, lowkey massage kink idek what to call this??

⟡ ┆ estimated word count. 5k

when jay hurts his knee while goofing around with his friends, his doctor recommends rest and physical therapy. lucky for him, your office is just around the corner, just that neither of you can make good on the ordered rest by doctor.

HEALTHY COMPETITION — lhs + sjy

⟡ ┆ featuring. heeseung x fem!reader x jake

⟡ ┆ genre and tropes. MDNI 18+ ONLY, smut, college au, non-idol au, and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates), no romance just fucking

⟡ ┆ warnings. basically no plot, threesome (duh), protected and unprotected sex, anal, double penetration, spanking, oral (m. and f. receiving), multiple rounds, manhandling, they make it a competition to see who can make her moan the loudest...

⟡ ┆ estimated word count. 9k

your roommates bickering should be nothing but white noise to you at this point, but when they both rope you into their little argument of who fucks better things take an interesting turn and a welcomed distraction from studying is provided.

SNEAKY LINK — sjy

⟡ ┆ featuring. jake x fem!reader

⟡ ┆ genre and tropes. MDNI 18+ ONLY, smut, uni AU, frat boy jake (i'm sorry), friends with benefits but no one knows, alcohol consumption (they're not drunk and both consenting !!)

⟡ ┆ warnings. unprotected sex (it's a theme for me atp, don't do this irl pls), dry humping, fingering (it's jake come on now), kinda rushed sex ig, does it count as exhibitionism when they fuck in a spare bedroom idk, oral (f. receiving), breast play

⟡ ┆ estimated word count. 4k

frat parties usually weren't your thing, but when your best friend invites you (with the intention to be her wingwoman) you're not one to let her down. that is until you run into jake, whom you've been fooling around with without anyone knowing ...

© sungbeams — all rights reserved. i do not give permission to copy, repost, modify or translate my works.

[rooolt]

at first you’re like “idk zudrick is 25? I don’t see it” and then he gets caught by a trap he didn’t notice and it makes him so mad he kicks the skull of a dead monk like a soccer ball and you’re like “I’m sorry I ever doubted you Mr Murphy”

[melljam]

patricide duo’s daddy-issues-induced insanity

[goldenkwilde]

Nothing insane. Pick up my coffee order, take my uniform to be dry cleaned, carry out slushyings by proxy. Honestly, you're right, I could hire a freshman to do that.

Hypothetically, what would that to-do list look like? Because now you've got me curious.

[ghostlykiss]

Thinking about “Rooster” being bestowed on Bradley by a Jake who is a fan of old westerns.

Anyone who asks for the reason behind it gets a slightly different answer.

“Have you seen him in the morning? He never wakes up before 11/wakes up at dawn/ he’s loud as shit, ends up waking up everyone else” or “His singing is just about as awful as a rooster’s call” or “he walks around like he’s gonna fight anyone who looks at him sideways” or a million other things.

But the truth is that Jake was watching Bradley at a get together one night, and saw him drunkenly struggling to pick up 2 plates of food along with a drink. And just as Jake was about to yell a comment about his handling skills, Bradley shoved the lip of the plastic cup in his mouth and picked a plate up in each hand.

So what came out, instead of a taunt, was “oh he’s pulling a Rooster” loud enough for others to hear, and it stuck.

What Jake meant was “he’s pulling a Rooster Cogburn”, but that would have required a long explanation.

[nuokee]

fun night with hee getting what he wants after a long day of waiting | 18+🎧(turn up a lit bit) wet slapping sounds

[offkilterkeys]

Guys if I compile all my Jake English panels edits I can make a crude montage of something roughly resembling an arc.

[age-of-moonknight]

“Systemic Approach (Part Two),” Avengers Unlimited (Vol. 1/2022), Infinity Comic, #64.

Writer: Mat Groom; Penciler and Inker: Caio Majado; Colorist: Pete Pantazis; Letterer: Joe Sabino

[writing-until-i-drop]

Choking | Jake "Hangman" Seresin x reader | wc: 394

No use of y/n | 18+ Minors DNI

Warnings! Choking, mentions of sex (no actual sex, sorry), Jake being a consent king, lmk if I missed anything

Ao3

Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

Jake had been your boyfriend for a few months and had proven himself to be the sweetest man alive, bending over backwards to make sure that you were happy and taken care of. Knowing this, you were still wary about asking for certain things. Especially in bed. Jake had told you time and time again all you had to do was ask and he’d give you whatever you wanted but there was a string of ex boyfriends in your past that made you doubt him. That didn’t stop Jake from accidentally uncovering what you wanted on more than one occasion.

“Hi, darlin’,” Jake greeted you with a kiss when he walked through the door, finding you in his kitchen. You hadn’t officially moved in together but the nights you went home to your own apartment were rare. 

“Hiya, baby,” You nipped at his bottom lip, turning off the stove. “Dinner’s going to be ready in about an hour.” Jake hummed, kissing his way down your neck,

“An hour, you say?” You moaned, letting him press you against the counter. “I can do a lot with an hour.” 

“Mmhm,” You hummed, hips keening into his. “Care to demonstrate?” He cupped your jaw, easily slipping his tongue past your lips.

You covered his hand with your own, feeling brave. After a moment of hesitation, you guided his large hand down to your throat, his long fingers fitting around it perfectly. 

“Do you want me just to hold you here or squeeze a little?” Jake asked and you lost your nerve, unsure if either answer would be a dealbreaker. “Talk to me, darlin’,” He kissed your nose. “Need to know what you’re thinkin’.” 

“Are you okay with this?” Jake chuckled, kissing you again, stealing away all of your worries.

“Baby, I am more than okay with this. I just need to know how far you want to take it,” You nodded. “And you can always change your answer later, okay? Just tap my wrist if you want me to let go.” 

“Can you squeeze a little?” Jake complied, giving you a little bit of pressure, pleasure spreading through you. “More?”

“Please,” You begged, gasping as the pressure increased. Jake kissed you hard, maintaining his grip on your neck. You melted against him, brain going all fuzzy, need growing in your gut.

“How you feeling, darlin’?” 

“Like you need to fuck me on the counter.” Jake laughed, covering your face in kisses.

“Yes, ma’am.”

a/n: this is a short one but I hope y'all love Jake in this one as much as I do

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[okmurph]

Going from naddpod to drawtectives and

[dribevoli]

Hi dribevoli it’s me borzoi.. I still think about your dirkjake piece to this day that piece is in my mind constaaantly Thankyou.. for the food it will feed me 100 years

asdgdggdf bruh thank YOU for opening my mind to the beauty of “hilariously fucked up” dirkjake. I originally wasn't gonna post this follow up but your nice message has given me strength. Thank you!!!

Part 1 (@borzoilover69)