#is that sometimes simp anon sends me stuff

[kortac-sweetheart]

SCREAMING

Krueger trying to wedge himself into the relationship and Nikto being too busy trying to stop others from finding out so they won't do the same is so funny, he'd fend Krueger away from your little shared home with the garden hose and it's freezing water if you let him (hating violence in the home 😭💕💕💕 I love him so much)

I can't figure whether Krueger would be stunned about the fact that Nikto of all people ("Andre, my Andre" to their little schatzi) is running around more in your little home than if he were on base or in the field with orders barking in his ear, or if he's just immediately like "yup this is exactly what we're doing"

I can see Andre being absolutely miffed about Krueger taking some of the things they do for you away from them, and trying to get to everything first (and he'd probably succeed for a time because he's so in tune with your needs) but there's only so long they can get away with that before Krueger has what he does memorized

depending on when I figure other Kortac peoples personality more, I'll send in stuff about them bc they got One glimpse and it was like blood in shark infested water, now they're alert and can spot the kiss mark on Nikto's mask, or when Krueger inevitably bullies his way into the relationship, some evidence of that little slice of heaven on him (much to Nikto's increasing dismay, poor guy, at least he gets so many kisses and cuddles and so much praise for his trouble)

-Simp anon 💕

referring to this

nikto doesn't remember quite how he ended up here. he knows that they had a conversation with you about integrating krueger into your relationship (because that's what you wanted) but he didn't know it'd move so quickly. because now, the three of you are in bed together, with your head buried in his chest and krueger snoring whilst holding you from behind.

now he's not the only one subjected to your silly antics and pranks (he'll never forget the way krueger swore when you shoved your cold feet on his back), not the only one to fetch that tea you like from the top shelf, not the only one to give you his coat when you get cold.

in all honestly, he's surprised he's not more miffed about the whole thing. but when he looks at krueger, and sees that same adoring expression he wears reflected back to him, he understands.

krueger is just as smitten with you as he is. it's uncanny. it's like looking in a mirror, an expression he thought he'd never see on himself or someone like krueger.

but the longer krueger lingers in your shared lives, the more mutual respect there is between them. he can appreciate another man as dedicated to your happiness as he is. krueger moves in your lives just as smoothly as nikto does. like tending to and taking care of you is as natural as breathing.

krueger had no qualms about running around the house for you alongside nikto. sure, the whole "andre dearest" thing was a little bit of a shock the first time around but he settles in quickly. he had to fight nikto tooth and nail for this opportunity, so there's no way he's messing this one up. the moment you open you mouth to say something, he's listening intently.

you barely have the time to say "honey do you mind fetching me--" and he's already bringing you the thing you were about to ask for. how does krueger do it? you have absolutely no earthly idea. intuition? previous behavior? you don't know, and you don't really ask.

sometimes those two make it into a "friendly" competition of sorts. cold glares and sparks flying in an entirely unromantic way as they race to get you whatever you requested. nikto is 100% tripping krueger, and krueger will elbow nikto so they can reach whatever you wanted faster.

you have to chastise them for it, both of them sitting on their haunches in the living room looking like guilty dogs.. you have to tell them that you love the both of them equally. that your love is boundless and there's no need for either of them to win it because they both already have it. and worst of all if they aren't nicer to each other then you won't let them do things for you anymore. so those competitions of their are soon history after that.

you're a good influence on them. you keep them in check, the one holding the reigns on two extremely unruly dogs (only on their best behavior for you), and signs of your love rub off on them. krueger is far more patient and tolerant than usual (which is honestly more scary) and nikto speaks just the tiniest bit more.

something about them is so very different, but they don't put two-and-two together with krueger's new behavior and you until you show up on base again, in hand with two hand made lunches. and then everything clicks.

[moonsaver]

I READ YOUR POST (and also anon!) ABOUT REBELLIOUS! VERITAS/RATIO, GOOD LORD..

Your writing is very good! And I like it! I'm having it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, everytime

BUT LIKE, LISTEN TO ME, WHAT IF S/O WAS REBELLIOUS LIKE HIM TOO. But not like actually him, just typical rebellious student back then. Like, breaking the rules, pissing off the teachers, etc

AND, HIS S/O IS LIKE NOW, NORMAL. A PROFESIONAL, and probably embarrassed of their phase back then. I do see them being Friendly and chilled with Ratio?? Or like "Oh crap, it's the old rebellious dude that tries to teach me random smart stuffs"

But in my opinion, I do see S/O just being like "Oh, what's up Ratio" and just being neutral. Greeting him whenever they passed by or see each other again, while also slightly joking about the things Ratio tried to teach them back then. As they told him that they actually listened to his teaching.. Even though it's.. Well, it's used by unsuccessful methods

BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW HOW XINYAN WOULD TELL EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT SHEHNE AND GANYU?

S/O WOULD DO THAT, telling Ratio old rebellious phase embarrassing stories to his students whenever they feel afraid of him. Like

"Oh, did you know that your professor (Veritas Ratio), used to talk so much about our teacher that just give the slightest wrong formula, to the point he keeps getting send to the office? Hah! I was there!"

As Ratio stood there with hidden embarrassed look, as he tries to hold the urge to not shut S/O up.

I'M SORRY IF I'M BOTHERING YOU, THE VOICES ARE COMMANDING ME... THE VOICES OF MY SIMPING FOR RATIO.

QNON ANON QNON!!!!YOU ARE FEEDING ME TOO I PROMISE YOU CAN BOTHER ME (its not even bothering me i love these asks),,, THE TENSION THAT IUST DISSIPATWS HAHAHA WAIT WAIT

Under the cut,might be long!

Soso, you're the rebellious kid who's butting heads with the other jerkwad, the only difference between you two is that he's just a nerd on top of being a rebellious kid. He's the "worst" of both worlds.

It's a very cliche enemies to strangers to acquaintances who respect each other to tension between possible lovers. Its kind of funny.

In your student days, I imagine the moment both of you see each other in the hall, you scowl at each other. Or make fun of something the other has. Maybe he's lugging a bulky art project and you make fun of him saying he looks like a turtle dragging his own shell. Maybe you left your bag's zip open and Veritas comments on how "devoid of knowledge" it is, "like your head" (you forgot all your books somewhere, your bag is completely empty). God forbid either of you tried something experimental and the other catches a glimpse of it. If they're not within talking distance, they'll shout on the top of their lungs. To both of you, the louder it is the more humiliation is involved. You'll find this method is often used by Veritas, as he openly quizzes you and chides LOUDLY that you're a BUFFOON and an IDIOT for not knowing a SIMPLE FORMULA. You decide to retaliate by stealing more than half his stationary, so now he has to scramble to gather extras and literally no one helps him cause he's a jerk lol.

Everyone on campus absolutely either hates it or loves it. Theres fanpages of you two with cringe edits,or those really well-made shitpost ones. Sometimes your classmates just bait the other to go a certain place just so you two cross paths and stir up a lot of trouble. The teachers are all done with both of you.

Cut to the future (or present?), reader's a professor too now. Let's assume either of them is unaware when they join the job (as implied by the request).

I imagine professor reader, if they manage to stay calm and just.. talk normally, it does give Dr. Ratio some whiplash. His pride demands he straightens himself out though, so it's not too soon before he himself drones on about some or the other tedious topic. You mention the past and how often you used to butt heads, and Veritas' first instinct is to immediately retaliate the way his past self would have done; but he stops himself in time, and sighs at it. You've painstakingly ingrained that response into him. But he's still slightly embarrassed nonetheless. It's not too soon before the conversation becomes more relaxed (I mean.. considering Veritas,as relaxed as he lets it be), and as a form of "nostalgia" he brings up all the questions he used to ask you back then, only to be pleasantly surprised when you give him detailed but professional answers. It's not too soon before he learns that you've become a professor aswell. Dr. Ratio congratulates you – with reservations of course, which is completely thrown out the window when you tell him you knew all of this because.. you listened to him.

Ugh. Don't make him feel so sappy. A part of him detests it; warming up and being all chummy with a hopeless classmate of all people. But a part of him is.. kind of happy about it.

Which is promptly changed the moment you also realize he's a professor now.

And that his students aren't spared from the nostalgia either.

He's bursting through the door, jaw dropped, angry and shocked face as you prattle on about how much of an asshole he was back in the day to his students. For a moment, he contemplates whether he should just throw chalk at you and make an example of you to his students, or drag you out. After a few seconds of paralyzed contemplation, he immediately grabs you by the back of your collar and drags you out before something else comes out of your mouth.

It's almost the same all over again – both of you bickering back and forth as he's all pissy about you spilling everything to his students! You've positively tarnished his reputation! Perhaps he shall tell your students how you used to walk around wearing a lanyard and a shirt with the institution name written on it in big, bold letters on the first day? Or that time you tripped and faceplanted right into the trashcan while you complained about his (axe bodyspray) deodorant?

Ugh.. he'll just deal with you later. Although he won't admit this even to himself.. it's nice seeing you again. He didn't think of that, it must be the headache you gave him that's making him think all weird.

--

[miumura]

💭 — RICKY AS YOUR BOYFRIEND !

SOPH — tysm for the two anons that requested this! sorry for the delay, i was trying to do a bunch of reqs at once but got carried away due to some school work </3 (yes i have summer hw im suffering). hope you enjoy these though!

GENRE — fluff, angst if you squint | WARNINGS — lower case intended, 2nd pov, and that’s it?

— he seems the type to play it cool in a relationship but is actually a MESS. like what should he do? should he be flirting with you? should you guys be doing anything? besides that cool face, this mind is racking ideas of what he should do and what’s best for the relationship. anything for you!!

— i don’t think ricky could ever get mad at you. like maybe jokingly mad or being frustrated but that’s all. i don’t think he really likes conflict and tries fixing it. thing is, he may give silent treatment just so he could talk to myself on how to solve an argument between you two.

— now, ricky may forget a lot of things, but he never forgets anything about you! anyone can ask something about you, and he’s like a walking google about you. ik he whips his head if he hears your name come out of any of the member’s mouth. they can call him a simp for all he cares — he knows it’s true anyways.

— “you know ricky, you don’t know a lot of stuff of me compared to your partner.” “gyuvin yeah, cause you’re not yn.” “i get that but come on, how could you forget my favorite food?” “oh sorry, i forgot.” “ricky i’ll beat you up—” “yn!!!”

— he would get excited over little gifts you give him. he’s used to being the gift giver, so seeing you get him something just seems ten time more valuable than those luxury brands. probably shows it off to the others. “bet you don’t have this,” LMFAO hes so silly

— the type to send pics of himself or sweet msgs to you when he misses you. and he js plays it off with “i bet you miss me so here you go.” in reality, he just misses you and just wants to hear sweet things from you :( <3

— boy he LOVES strawberries. so he probably buys you strawberry items so that you can be reminded of him. let’s say his obsession can get out of hand, but who doesn’t love cute strawberry items???

— i feel like he would prefer a more private relationship?? but that doesn’t work out since he acts SOOO different around you. so when he announces that you two are dating, the others aren’t surprised whatsoever.

— pretty clueless so would ask you for help because it’s “you two getting along” he says. he would find any excuse to be with you at all times and just wouldn’t mind acting a little clueless.

— if there’s any language barriers, i feel like he’d try his best to communicate with you as best as he can. sure, he wants to give up at some times, but he remembers you, the main cause of his motivation. so he’d study really hard for you :)

— ricky isn’t always as open with his thoughts as he think he is. sometimes, he may isolate himself, just because there’s a lot on his mind. so that’s when you step in! give him comfort and offer to listen bc that’s all what he needs!

— secretly likes physical touch but won’t flat out admit it. he wouldn’t pretend he hates it either, he just lets it happen. secretly smiles when you suddenly become clingy around him. he likes you initiating it first because he doesn’t want to be annoying or a bother to you when he needs affection </3

— the longer you’re in a relationship with him, the more comfortable he is with you. and that’s a good thing! but he still gets flustered over small acts you do for him.

— partner privilege is probably a thing.

— would love showing you off :’) he’s just really glad yours is and sometimes can’t believe it himself. which is why he may just catch himself be quiet and admire you <3

💭 — in bloom already has two wins 🙏 so proud of them <3

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[sleepingdeath-light]

lucifer morningstar + being edged hcs ; 18+

requested by ; shadowsalone / pj simp anon (20/02/24)

fandom(s) ; hazbin hotel

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; lucifer morningstar

outline ; “Haven't been able to get this off of my mind... HCs for edging Lucifer (Hazbin) ? I'm so crazy for him and I'm dragging everyone down with me....”

warning(s) ; sexually explicit content, submissive!lucifer morningstar, dominant!reader insert, edging as a type of punishment

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

first and foremost, no matter how much he may beg and plead and sob for you to give him release, he absolutely loves being edged and is probably going to be the one to propose introducing the act into your sex life unless you somehow manage to beat him to it by mentioning your love of it offhandedly in conversation with him

this is the best way to punish him after he’s been acting like a brat or otherwise making a point of trying to tease you throughout the day — of course 90% of the time he’s on his best behaviour and only wants to be your good boy and to be praised, but he’s still the prince of pride and sometimes he just really needs to be put in his place and reminded of who of the two of you is really in charge

this works best if you combine it with bondage — the restrains are easy enough for him to break, but he’ll play along and allow you to tenderly and firmly tie his wrists together and attach the rest of the rope to the bed frame, forcing his hands to remain up and away from his body, thus stopping him from ending his punishment early

there are many ways to edge him if you’re both creative enough (he is a shapeshifter, after all): you can ride his cock and get off as much as you want but stop before he reaches his own peak, you can jerk him off at a pace that enough to have his toes curling but not quite what he needs to find release, you can finger whatever holes he has and be sure to keep him just on the precise of orgasm until his face is wet with tears, you can fuck him (with your cock or, in lieu of that, a strap on) and stop just before he topples over the edge of climax, you can ride his face and use a toy to stimulate him at the same time, only allowing him to finish once you’ve had enough of your own pleasure, or you can combine any number of these methods — no matter what it’s going to get your message across as clear as day to your dashing king, and it will end with him tearfully begging you for mercy

you can be nice about it if you really want: tenderly brushing his hair out of his face, lovingly wiping away his sweat and tears, massaging his thighs and stomach and sides in soothing patterns, peppering kisses along any bit of pale skin you can reach, keeping your touch light and gentle and your pace steady and intentional (enough to feel good but not enough to send him over the edge), telling him how ‘pretty’ he looks like this, asking him if he’s learned his lesson, and praising him for lasting as long as he did once you finally give in and let him cum — stuff that allows you to get your intended message across with both sternness and affection which will make his head spin

or you can be mean and really lean into the punishment side of things: slap him around, pull on his hair, dig your nails in and scratch at his stomach and thighs, bite hard enough to draw blood, fuck him like the attention whore he is and scold him for acting out of line, degrade him for being so desperate, humiliate him for being a brat, tell him exactly what he did to deserve this and make sure he understands every word, and then when you’re sure he’s had enough let him cum and overstimulate him until he’s too far gone to even think — drill that message into his head and don’t leave any room for argument (can’t talk back with a mouthful of cock/strap/cunt, or when your throat is too hoarse to even say your own name, after all)

either way he’s going to be holding on for dear life and trying his best to be good for you and not cum without your express permission — sometimes he succeeds, barely hanging on by a thread by the time you utter the words he’s been wanting to hear all evening, and sometimes he doesn’t and the poor thing gets so ashamed of himself that he’s weeping through his apologies, begging for your forgiveness, and promising to never do it again (it’s sweet and does occasionally get him out of the agreed upon punishments for such an offence, but only occasionally)

he’s so so very loud when he’s being edged, going from coherent sentences to begging you to let him cum to absolute jibberish interspersed with cusses in various languages, cries of your name, and all sorts of wonderfully pathetic sounds (moans, groans, grunts, whimpers, etc.) — and if you go on for long enough you may get to see his fully demonic form make an appearance as he struggles to remain in control through his overwhelming desperation for release and his want to play by your rules in order to earn the reward waiting for him at the end of all of this

[valyrfia]

you have too many angry anons asking stuff so i wanted to send a nice ask, consider this an invitation to talk about something that makes you happy 💕

thank you my dear <3 it's very much appreciated. I would usually block them but it's the first day of my period and I'm cranky and geared for a fight anyway.

Something that makes me happy......I think I would be called a massive simp/boring if I just said my girlfriend, but she's a massive part of my happiness and such a solid rock I'm learning is okay to rely on. My job too! Research is hard and sometimes I feel like quitting constantly, but I've got a result incompatible with current literature, which freaked me out for MONTHS but now I've presented it at a conference and I feel much more secure in my own work. I've also started to actually take on my own projects independent of supervisory guidance and build my own network. Still need to actually lock myself away and write my thesis/a paper but at the moment my job is something I take a lot of pride in.

More generally, spring and the returning light. Can't wait for 10pm sunsets/no sunsets again. I've traveled a lot this year already and was lucky enough to see the aurora in the Lofoten Islands last month (which I'm never forgetting ever), and have a lot lined up, not least of all Monaco again where I will curse that orange car a thousand timesfold. I've got great friends I'm making more of an effort to visit/see. I'm writing and reading much more again, and I just love stories. I adore relationships and dynamics and reading and thinking and pondering about those, I love prose where you get to unpick it layer by layer. F1 RPF also makes me indescribably happy, thank you to the 30 people who love my wag yuri posting, the five or so who love my Charlando posting and thanks to the rest of you who bemusedly put up with it while sometimes delivering a "I don't get it but happy 4 u".

This just turned into a list of things I'm grateful for, but it's all things that makes me happy, so it counts <3.

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[screampied]

HIIIIIIIIIII, omg so cute that u missed me cause i missed you too ☹️☹️

OMG TOJI IS THE BIGGEST CONDOM HATER AND HE HATES TO PULL OUT, MF IS MAKING KIDS LEFT AND RIGHT (the money i would pay to be one of his baby mommas is as large as his cock).

nanami starts so sweet, he is the type to say some stuff that makes your dizzy mind go “he didn’t”. i can see him always being respectful saying “you feel so good, baby” and then he finds out that whenever he swears his partner likes it, so he starts taking his chance, and a few weeks later he sweetly calls her his pretty slut. ITS ME, IM HER!!!!

i— vegas i am the biggest suguru simp ever, i would be a member of his cult, i swear to you i could worship him better than others, my mouth would make him forget i am just a dumb human. HE ALSO HAS THE VIBE OF MOCKING YOU WHILE SMILING WITH HIS EYES CLOSED LIKE OMG

so, uh, i have a humiliation kink or something…

i don’t think peach ice tea tastes like peach, but it’s sweet and good, and it makes me very happy to drink it. however, i have no control over it, so others need to pour for me and tell me to stop, because i will keep going until it all comes back up (it happened)

toe rings are perfect for me, who is always wearing sandals, so it gives that lil fancy look instead of just casual. OMG BRACELETS ARE EVERYTHING, i used to keep eyeing them on pinterest all the time and i got a silver one for my 20 birthday, i love to talk and hit it on the table, is so soothing.

btw, there’s a famous character from a tv show from my country that she is know for her many bracelets, and she was very feisty and expressive so they crinkled a lot, is really nice to be wearing it and people go “are you [character]?” DAMN RIGHT I AM.

WAIT HOLLUP YOU SHIFTED?? THATS LIKE SO COOL, me and my anxious mind could never

answering your question, on october first i’ll show myself after i finish my halloween theme and we still will interact because i love to send ask, except they won’t be anon but it will be our secret that i was nut anon. and yes, let’s be moots!!! this whole thing started because high me told ya i would bust a nut if we became moots.

i also said if you followed me before halloween i would show myself, which reminds me, you followed me on your second account, does that count? its been like two or three weeks and i kept quiet 🙂 cause i got scared 🙂

anyways question for today is house or apartment? barbie or bratz?

nut anon.

NUUUUTTYYYY 🧘‍♀️

YEAAAJHH ☝🏽☝🏽. he’s so annoying, he’s literally the guy who’s like “no condoms fit me,” and just loves going in raw. ur reaaaal i'd love to be his baby mama, that's my man. to me toji isn’t a deadbeat he’s a living / caring father & husband !

nanami 😕😕😕. i want him so bad he’s so husband. i rmbr having such a huge nanami brain rot out of nowhereeee and i would write ab him nonstop. i always think ab virgin!nanami n how he can never last once he goes inside pussy for the first time ARUGHHHH. nanami and degradation yummmmm …. twin with the humiliation kink 🧘‍♀️ that'll be in my cult leader geto fic

YESSSSSS i shift sometimes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. it's funnn but a lot of ppl think it's fake, i think it all dependssss. you should try it it’s so cool, especially if you’re a deep sleeper bc it kills time me thinkssss

ooooh okay !!! YAAAAAY NEW MOOTS. ofc it’ll be our secret 🫂🫂. help i followed u on my second account rly ….. bye i still have no clue who you could be tho omg. IM CURIOUUSSSS. have i sent you an ask before eerrrm. DONT BE SCAREDDD.

hmmmm house and bratz !!!! 🧘‍♀️

[literatureloverx]

Hello! I’ve never interacted with you before so forgive me if my message sounds a bit awkward, I’m an extremely shy person and I get really nervous when interacting with new people.

I just wanted to leave you a (way longer than I first anticipated) message and say how much I enjoy this page! To me, the way you interact and catch up with your little community is adorable. And the way a lot of people call you mother is also really cute hihi.

I also wanted to mention how healing it is for me to see other people simp for and self-ship with fictional characters, in your case Fyodor. I’ve told this to someone else before, but because of how unpopular xreader / self-insert content can be sometimes, I always feel really weird and embarrassed about enjoying this type of content. So it heals my soul whenever I see people writing headcannons or scenarios and just, not be ashamed of liking these characters this way.

There are a thousand ways to enjoy a piece of fiction, and I really hate when some people mock or belittle xreader / self-insert content. That’s just how some people choose to enjoy a story, there’s no need to be mean about it :(

Anyway, weird rant over. Something else I really enjoy about this little page is the way you dissect characters, especially Fyodor. I can tell you take your time to analyze him when answering your community’s questions or writing headcannons and stuff. Our beautiful husband feels very in character and realistic, I really enjoy that!

I’m not sure how I should end this little message. As I’ve said, I’m very nervous when speaking to new people, so I’m probably going to go hide in my bed and not open Tumblr for three days straight after sending this lmao. But I’ll definitely be back to lurk around in the future :)

Take care now! Bisous, bye! <3

(Btw, please ignore any spelling or syntax errors. English isn’t my first language, so I might have missed some when correcting. Also I’m starting to overthink every goddamn word I’ve written and I think I’m going crazy)

First of all, my dear, you are so cute!♥️ You don’t sound awkward and there is no need to apologise. I completely understand your situation – I am actually very shy myself and the nervousness, I can totally relate to, haha.

I am so glad you are enjoying my blog! My anons started calling me “mother” out of nowhere and I find it adorable, but the origin is a bit funny. I think one anon first called me “mother” and then another suggested I could give them a general title, like “dwarfs” (as in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) or “children” because I was called mother. And that is how it all started (a bit of silly rambling and you didn’t even ask for that story, whoopsie!)

To be honest, I never really saw it as self-shipping until you pointed it out, haha. But now that you mention it, I think I agree, and I am thankful for your kind words and understanding. Also, I really appreciate your compliments about my dissection of Fyodor.

If Fyodorology were a university course, I would probably have my master’s by now and be working on my doctorate thesis. I love him so much; it is almost too easy to break him down into every little detail and examine him like a specimen under a microscope. Everything about him is so captivating, so utterly fascinating. I should probably stop before I lose myself in my Fyodor obsession again, haha.

Anyway, I am glad you find my writing to be in character! Also, you don’t need to feel nervous when talking to me. I am just another delusional Fyodor simp on Tumblr, my dear. Nothing special.♥️

You did so well, by the way. I once sent an ask stepping out of my comfort zone and didn’t have the courage to send one that long (not that I am complaining about the length of your ask, I truly admire it), so I must say, I am quite impressed!♥️ You are always welcome to reach out again whenever you wish!♥️

[og-penelope-eckart]

hello!!! can i ask for what reasons you can block people? just, i recently found out that i cant view your blog from my other blog and i was upset about it. can i know the reason please? :(

hi, I block anyone who engages with my posts in bad faith and becomes hostile when others explore controversal themes.

For example the last person I blocked complained about me and posted this despite reblogging one of my post:

I especially hate it when people don't blacklist tags, refuse to block and instead make callout posts that invite anons to send harrassment to my blog and then after I block them continue to stalk my blog and screeshot posts to complain publically as if they were addicted to read something they hate like the newspaper.

In this case the person ignored the tag headcanons and lowkey made it look like I spread fake spoilers. They vagued me. They misgendered me (though that might be because they are a foreigner). They reported false facts like claiming I said Derrick was attracted to Ivonne and wanted to marry her when I said multiple times I have no interest in Derrick x Ivonne, because I considered Derrick loving his blood family in a pure way to be the one redeeming trait he should be granted. (I like to think when he lost Ivonne, he lost his capablility for goodness as well.) What irritates me the most is when they use violent memes and gifs etc. Overall unpleasant things I don't wish to engage with!

But sometimes I block because, I have them blocked on my former main and I am really trigger happy for the block button on my main. There the reasons can range from literal fascist to something harmless like "is annoyingly simping for a chara I dislike". I guess you could appeal against it if the latter is the case as I don't look at the vadd tag anyways and wouldn't be bothered by someone posting nonstop stuff about my notp. I know I've blocked one person this week where I've just blocked them because my main said I had them blocked and I assumed they might have been one of those fanatic callisto x penelope stans but I really wasn't sure about that.

[eclipseberrycake]

Realized that I cannot change to a side blog so I don't reveal my real real identity when sending an ask, so, I will have to deliver the explaining drawings in other way.

Anyways, another dream rant because I do still have a lot to tell.

When one is a menace to society in dreams, one end up working for the ones trying to kill you.

That's right! Time to talk about dream me stopping being unemployed era.

I got enslaved /hj

So, I, an apparent parasite, was send to work on dangerous stuff meanwhile they took my child into their weird school. (Where I also sometimes worked), and well, laws, protect humans, so yeah, I had no rights 🥲

I have to clarify, this was before I was in a relationship, and there's certain dreams I'm not comfortable sharing because of stuff that happened there, because sometimes it gets graphic.

Like a nightmare I got, I woke up, like three times, and everytime I got to sleep, I even waited awake for a while to not get it again and when I went back to sleep and it didn't work! It continued and it was simply horrible, I end up not wanting to sleep more that day. I'm not telling what happened, but I mean it when I say I do not approve whatever stuff happened on it! I hate it.

So, let's change again of dream, the one of the first stuff I was send to investigate as new non human employee.

Acting as a fake delivery worker- because apparently there was a place they dissapeared. The plan worked, and I just basically enslaved again, so now time to escape from there. One time I did almost got caught... Well I did- and I did the best thing I could think of to escape, flirt with the guard- sadly it worked, but it worked a bit too well-

Anyways I did end up escaping from there. So basically that is my job and I didn't see my child for a while 💔

I'm another dream I was send to investigate another place, but like, I had a baby, yes, another baby dream, so, instead of flying like I would always, I had to go in the car, with the baby, and take the long way 😔

There was a moment when I couldn't use the car so I had to start walking, I had to defend that child from stuff.

If you ask why I didn't fly it was because I was scared of accidentally killing it.

I did successfully completed that mission btw, when I woke up I was actually just hugging one of my plushies, so yeah, that plushie was the baby 🗣️

I was going this for other rant but tbh I do NOT want to explain the simp saga to explain the resting in a white void for 50 years, I hate that mf. So, to make it short, I get tired of this simp I got (fandom related btw, this was the last dream from like 3) so I escaped to a space between dimensions and stayed there for 50 years! Yes, time in dreams is so weird, but I was consciously there for that much time, another being in my dreams had to remind me I couldn't be there forever and I would have to go at some point.

I did end up leaving, it was funny how long dreams can be in a single night, and, tbh, I had the best rest thanks to spending that much sleepy time doing nothing, in the nothing!

(marketable plushie anon, leaving rant there because of another exam xb)

gnigg taking the car bc you can't fly with a baby is so funny i cant lie nygtofn i cant believe you stayed in a void for 50 years thats honestly iconic.

Good luck on your exams!

[messenger-of-stupidity]

DUN DUN!

You have been bitten by the mutual virus. To cure yourself, you must provide one reason why you follow each of your mutuals before sending this to others (whether mutuals or not) while in anon.

Good luck!

Oh my god. UHM OKAY. I'm just gonna go through my mutuals from order I followed them. (I'm not good at tttthhhhiiiisssss)

@artbykays - I'm not sure if they realize that we're mutuals or not. Which is fine, it doesn't really matter. But their art is chef kiss amazing. Like seriously, its thanks to them my simping increases.

@darlin-collins - They're funny, have you not seen the stuff they put out into the internet?

@dani-ya-dig - They're just very cool and funny. i tend to follow blogs that I find funny since laughter is the best medicine. They certainly have that.

@romeo-the-homeo - I like lurking through their content because it's very silly of them. (I almost threw my phone when I saw that they followed me back.)

@annahhopee - HER FICS DUDE! I don't know much more to say than that.

@clover-46 - David Shaw. (Real talk, I became moots with Mrs Shaw because we both wanted Redacted Mutuals to talk to. Also their art is scrumptious. I want more of it. I will lurk in her walls until she posts more of it. I will live like Bruno there, building my own civilization of rats while she believes that she is safe from me. She isn't. Not from me, and not from my husband. David Shaw isn't safe either. Vega and I are coming for you and David, Clover.) Can you tell she's one of my mutuals I'm closer to because I'm more comfortable being unhinged?

@frenchiefitzhere - I actually threw my phone when I saw she followed me. I follow her for the memes, the music, the fics. All of it. Also she said that she was sure that Cam would like my IKEA octopus that I named after him and I almost cried.

@/hufflepufff171 - Tumblr Live friendo :)

@itsyourstarboy - Another person that I had a mini freakout when I saw he followed me back. But he's funny as fuck. Also a fellow Guy enthusiast, which I'm happy about. Sometimes I throw anon asks at him and wonder if he knows. He probably does now, but he won't know who is an anon and who is me. MWAHAHAHAHAHA (also he said he liked my fics and I almost cried.)

@epsi-l0n - He's intimidating. I'm going to preface it by saying that. But he's also very funny and isn't afraid to say something that might get people riled up. Actually I'm 90% sure he thrives on chaos and can't live without it. Also he keeps people in the basement and I've been avoiding detection so I don't accidentally wind up in there.

@soup-scope - Their art is very eatable. My favorite breakfast. Nom nom. Whether it's "serious" art or memeable art. Favorite snack. Also they reblog really good stuff that I'm afraid I'd somehow miss otherwise. So they're going my dash a service. (I also stole their shoelaces when they weren't looking but don't tell them. >:D)

@itsrubesshawty - 1. Their blog aesthetic? I love it. I'm a sucker for the darker aesthetics (ironic since I decides to go with bright colors for mine, but I'm trying to make people's eyes bleed so they accidentally click the follow button because they can't see. Which I'm pretty sure is what happened to Rubes.) Also their headcanons are hilarious. I got hooked because of the phone one they graciously tagged me in.

@genderfluid-bastard - He finds reblog gold. LIke seriously, some real gold here. Not fools gold. Real gold.

I love my mutuals, even if I don't talk to them all the time because I'm scared of bothering them. :)

[maxzinn]

So like- the whole aventurine fanfic drama... (and I'm saying this as a POC) i did not see that coming tbh like there are already multiple dark fics about slavery and other fucked up stuff floating around on Tumblr but i didn't see those authors getting this amount of backlash- (like not even the ones who write smut about minors) what's more ridiculous is that these people are harassing a real person over some character that's just a bunch of pixels they act like the world is gonna explode or smth.. y'know how sometimes the fandom is so annoying it just makes you disinterested in the whole thing? That's what aventurine fans do to me like i don't know if it makes sense but seeing this whole drama made me kinda distance myself from liking aventurine.. (i don't hate him btw it just feels awkward i don't know how to explain this T^T + I'm more of a Jing Yuan, Gepard and Argenti simp)

Anyways sorry i yapped in your inbox so much! Have a good day/afternoon/night and take care of yourself <3

It's alright anon, I get you. I was scared at first when people started screaming for blood about the fics where reader saves slave aventurine, but then I gathered my thoughts and just realized that there's nothing wrong with that at all unless you're just really fucked up in the head for ever assuming the worst out of anyone's good intentions. Even going as far as to send death threats is just??? If we're talking about morals rn then what's with that behavior? And you're so right about those minor smut fics. heck, I even saw one or countless smut fics where reader was treated like a sex slave yet no one's blowing off about the slavery part.

I understand why you'd distance yourself or will be hesitant to like aventurine when everyone is currently acting like a ticking time bomb and some fans are being unreasonable. It's uncomfortable, I know, and I totally understand. But I do hope you'd still continue to appreciate aventurine! don't mind the fandom, it's really a chaotic mess rn 😅

I'm a Jing Yuan simp too btw!! Thanks for sharing your thoughts and have a pleasant day 🤗❤️

[hana-no-seiiki]

Hello, I wanted to ask about your pinned post? You said you block minors/ageless blogs but I saw that you have moots that are both and you were simping for darling-zain who is an ageless blog? I just wanted to ask if you were actually serious about that or not

It depends on the account and what they interact with. For my DDDNE blog it’s as strict as I can be. I block any blog that follows me there that’s ageless which would mean they’re blocked everywhere. Ofc it’s impossible to pick out blogs that have fake ages, everyone that interacts with my stuff and I’m not always free so there’s prolly some that leaked.

For moots I’m less strict. Especially if they’re followers that have been here for a while? It’s hard to let them go really, but some I ask them in dms not to interact with/view my posts if I explicitly know they’re minors. It’s up to them to decide whether they want to follow that.

In other words, I’d prefer it if minors block me themselves. I was just a minor last year so I’m pretty lax and new to all this stuff. I’m most likely going to be stricter next year or with posts that have full on smut but that’s about it. In addition to that, we usually have a lower age of consent here in Asia so my brain is hella confused as to what I have to be following. (Here in Phil it was recently raised to 16 and was 12 before 💀)

I’d give myself a 6-7/10 seriousness level? I put warnings, and occasionally do purges. Sometimes a friend of mine logs in here to do so for me though and I might have people on the list that I’m okay with.

As for Sky and other anons, most of our stuff here are jokes lmfao. I flirt with most of my askers for the “yan yun” persona but it’s all in good fun and I’m not at all interested in any of them that way. My ‘rizz’ and ‘simpery’ here is all just for entertainment and to play up the god theme. Gen trusts them(sky/darlingzain) so I do by extension. (Also recently confirmed that they’re 17 through dms)

But yeah, if you see me talking here to askers chances are that’s all I ever speak about with them. Just short, sporadic conversations. The real hoes I speak to like for hours on end everyday 💅🏻 like even my moots don’t know me much despite how often we interact here.

In General, I try not to let anything go sexual sexual though as much as possible. So nothing past virtual hugs, kithes and the occasional licking.

Though that does remind me, I have quite a few people here that send concerning asks and replies. I do hope that they’re not serious cause hoo boy—

[incognitonoggin]

Hi hi!! I saw your ask box was open in your bio and wanted to request for solivan:3

So my request is: solivan with a gender neutral reader who basically thirsts over him><!! And justs randomly sends him songs with a text saying"how I feel abt you" and it's just a random song like emo boy🤭 (from ayesha) but only over text says the freakiest shit

Anyway this is quite long sorry abt that

Good night/evening/morning drink and eat well!!❤

hihihi!!! tysm for the ask anon and ty for the kind words 🩷🩷🩷, pretty sure this is an accurate representation of how half the fandom would treat him lol <3

THIRSTY Y/N X SOL HEADCANNONS

SFW (?) IN SOME AREAS SUGGESTIVE

GN!READER

INCLUDES : SOLIVAN BRUGMANSIA

• It's almost 9PM on a Friday. you and Sol were texting each other when you suddenly said; "we should meet up sometime this weekend so we can get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂..."

• okay but deadass I'm like that to my crush, I know how it is

• he gets easily flustered by your messages, especially considering you can't see his reaction !!

• Sol looks at and notices every little thing you say and mention to him, and if you've seen the ending to day one then yk what his freaky self be doin when he gets your texts😭

• he's been called emo before by a bully or two, so when you say he reminds you of a song that literally chants "fuck me emo boy" he starts wondering if being emo is that bad

• ALSO PLS THE WAY HE'LL START BLUSHING AND STUFF AND THINKING THINGS LIKE "Does Y/N actually want me to fuck them???". It's gonna do things to him when you suggest wanting that, especially when you're consistently simping over his poor soul !! ugh the rooftop scene when he asked if you wanted to marry him

• Sol might send you a teasing text back if he's feeling bold enough. for example, "Do you really want that?" orrr "I wouldn't mind that" ! HE CANT BE THE ONLY ONE BEING FLUSTERED HERE

sighhhhhhh😓 ty again for the request anon!!! i feel like i put too much personality into this one, and it might be distracting or hard for people to read, so in the replies / comments lmk if youre fine with that or if i should just continue to write more professionally 💖

[solavelyan]

intro.

It's a Dragon Age sideblog! My main blog is @bogunicorn, and I go by Bog (or any type of nickname you can wring out of "bog unicorn"). If you're looking for more info about me as a person, that'll all be over on my main.

This blog and my main are both 18+. Please do not follow me if you're under 18. I don't keep close track of my followers, but I do check out blogs that follow me because of the spambots, and I block minors on sight.

the quick and dirty.

I mostly reblog gifs and fanart, sometimes meta posts. I'm also a multishipper at heart and enjoy a whole lot of different things, but I am a big old Solas Simp, so there's a lot of that all over the place.

My askbox is open, I just always have anon turned off. I'm friendly, come chat if you like!

I try not to post too-too much about fandom discourse or drama because I find it really annoying. I'm more likely to bitch about fandom stuff on main. Mostly, I try to restrict my salt on here to "don't be a dick to each other about fake stuff" kinds of posts. Do I always succeed? No, but we're trying over here.

I use my block button very liberally to curate my dash. If you put rude or annoying shit in my mentions, or I see you making an ass of yourself on someone else's post, I'll block you instead of arguing. You're welcome to do the same to me if you think I'm annoying!

I'm annoyed that I feel compelled to mention this, but I enjoyed Veilguard. If that bothers your delicate sensibilities, just go ahead and project the worst possible interpretation of that onto me and save us both some time. That's your circus and your monkeys to manage, I don't need to be involved in the process.

the tag system (tm).

#datv spoilers - My Veilguard spoiler tag. I'll be using it for the next few months, probably until April.

#dao, #da2, #dai, #datv - These are my general game tags.

#bog post - Any and all of my original posts.

#bogfic - Anything involving my writing or my OCs.

#my ocs - My OCs. Often accompanied by #[character name] (oc).

#spicy bog - Ye olde horny tag.

#bogcrit, #[character name] critical, #dragon age critical, #[game] critical, #fandom bs - These are my Complaining Tags. If you never want to see anything truly critical or negative, just blacklist #bogcrit. If you want to avoid grousing or critique of a specific character, the games in general, individual games, or the fandom itself, blacklist whatever listed tag is relevant to you.

#fic, #art - Fanfic and fanart of any kind

#misc - Anything not covered by other tags.

#da au - Any kind of alternate universe post.

#ask meme - Blanket tag for any put-it-in-the-tags posts, as well as actual ask memes.

Characters are tagged by their first names only. The PCs are tagged #the warden, #hawke, #the inquisitor, and #rook. I don't do factions and surnames because this is complicated enough and I have like <100 followers who seem to care a negligible amount.

Ships are tagged as #character x character in alphabetical order, with the PCs just using their title. It's just too annoying to do this and also use the popular portmanteaus unless I'm making an original post and using them for reach. I know that's irritating if you dislike Solavellan but are here for Solas/Inquisitor stuff that isn't Lavellan, but that's a cross you'll have to bear here, I'm sorry.

contact.

complain to my manager

send me an ask

read my fic