#it chose me

[madame-mongoose]

Thanks OP for single handingley making me less ashamed of being horrendously horny for the British orb you are the only person here who gets me /J

You're welcome I am so deep in hell I can't even feel the pain of the fires anymore

My blog is only the tip of the iceberg it gets so so much worse. Not even my twitter for horny posting is as bad as the shit I think in my head

[patchyourbrokenwings]

One moment you're criticizing Taylor's bad choices, the next you find yourself doing a slut drop on the beat of Down Bad.

[mooninagust]

[myownpersonalnotesapp]

just saw a post about childhood friends and i was like damn, y'all remember those? couldn't be me

[novasillies]

i am hyep

i am hyperfveingitlng

[babythegod]

I CALL MY DIVINE ENERGY BACK TO ME.

🧿MAY ALL LURKING EVIL EYES BE BLINDED 🧿

I am fully protected from wickedness, seen and unseen.

[existentialflirt]

Old Goth problems: Suspiria is a movie but it's also a band, but also a movie with a really infamous (in a good way) soundtrack.

[imsociallyanxiousgetoverit]

absolutely fucking bizarre thought: Eddie develops a special interest in Cars 2 when it comes out. Complete accident and boy do the others wanna rag him for it because they all (who’ve watched it) think it’s a bad movie but they know by now that teasing Eddie’s interests doesn’t end well so they dont. They think about it so much but they dont.

[certified-lvr]

Being a lesbian is not for the weak.

[bloompompom]

god knew i’d be too sexy and unstoppable if my bangs looked good every day

[catboyrichardkarinsky]

i think my father is judging me for my choice of hyperfixation

[coffeecupandcorgi]

my heart been movin' around chapter I: the serpentine river & chapter II: a pity party author: dasyatidae pairing: mitch/clarence hervey (hrpf & belinda - maria edgeworth) word count: 15k summary: Mitch was, to put it mildly in 21st century terms, royally screwed. Utterly fucked. In it.

tags: In which mitch gets outlandered back to late 18th century London, but also Lost in Austened into Maria Edgeworth’s Belinda, also TK spoiler alert, that’s it that’s the fic, flawed first attachments, boxing, alternating POV, a period piece set in ye olden times of March 2020 and also Georgian England

[berserker-nerd]

This kind of thing happens a lot, look at the little dude

[tinyhawks]

i feel like it’s an important psa that if some random kpop blog likes your dabihawks posts, then it’s probably me aslkjdals

[cometism]

literally trying sooo hard to beat the scott pilgrim enjoyer allegations Btw. Stupid hyperfixation

[beif0ngs]

alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???