#it could be anybody honestly

[non-un-topo]

[yak-leather-whips]

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

[ilynpilled]

jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

As cute as flustered Luffy is I honestly feel like Luffy would realize he has a crush and then just get so excited about it. I feel like he'd treat having romantic feelings for someone like a new, exciting adventure, and would be so giddy and giggling and happy around the person he likes. I also feel like he would be completely shameless about it and make zero effort to hide it. He might not confess or try to advertise, but like, Luffy is already a touchy guy and he likes to touch his crush The Most and if they seemed okay with that he would absolutely take advantage and become super cuddly and clingy. Whole face lights up every time he sees them. Literally the embodiment of the sparkle heart emoji. The crew splits into teams and Luffy is supposed to go with these other people and he's just like "I wanna be with X though."

[esmeraldablazingsky]

unwell about neuvifuri again because for 400 years furina has encouraged neuvillette to open up to humanity, to make friends, to communicate and love and take time to enjoy himself, and over time neuvillette must have realized that furina never really did any of those things for herself, as hedonistic as she might’ve seemed on the surface

throughout the entire archon quest neuvillette is increasingly confused and distressed by furina’s refusal to communicate or confide in him… he notes that there’s something she feels she can’t trust him with after the arlecchino incident, and after their argument in his office he admits that he just doesn’t understand why she won’t communicate when that is the foundation of a healthy relationship (I will bet money that furina is the one who taught him that in the first place!)

he’s clear with her, she knows everything about him, but it slowly becomes evident that she doesn’t trust him in the same way and it must just eat neuvillette up inside that his closest confidant, the one who showed him how to form relationships and open up to people, can’t do the same with him

[arlathvhenan]

Best possible ending for Solas in Dreadwolf is he finally gets to become a male wife

[cookiepie111]

Thinking about the trope where they claim their love for you while being inside you, like it does something to their brain, losing themselves in you. It doesn't matter this was supposed to be a causal thing. You shouldn't be doing this, or you agreed this would be the last time

[borderlandsmostwanted]

Time for another poll (^_^)

[strangersatellites]

saw a tiktok recently where this girl’s bf got her a bracelet made out of guitar strings donated by one of her favorite artists that had been used to record her favorite song. it’s this company called the guitar wrist and they make all kinds of jewelry.

something something- steve buys eddie an engagement ring made from the strings metallica used to record master of puppets

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[uncanny-tranny]

Your influence in this world doesn't need to be all-encompassing and World Changing. It can be small ripples. It can be gentle and easily missed.

Let yourself do small things. So often, people have this idea that to do "good things," it must be a grand gesture that changes every little thing. Honestly, that can be so intimidating and scary. We weren't meant to carry the world by ourselves. We each contribute, often in small ways, often in ways that aren't seen by everybody. But the people you affect might just take that kindness you gave them and let it light them home. Let yourself be that in whatever way you want. You don't need to carry the world alone.

[thought-42]

Anyway in an Ascendancy au Ezra Bridger gets adopted by the Stybla because he’s an alien artifact send tweet

[fooltofancy]

worqor zormor roulettes, every pull was a lil dicey (took forever, one of our dps had SUPER low level armor for that dungeon idk what was goin on, i had to use full mitigation every time but it was FINE because i got it back EVERY TIME BECAUSE IT TOOK SO LONG), had to solo the first boss. like sure fine new dps it's ok.

our healer's gear was like. absolutely fucked because she forgot to repair it.

so same every pull, lil rough but we lived we made it. solo'd the second boss. lil worried but whatever.

we were in there for an hour and a half because our healer+dps could not live through ANYTHING. i'm so tired.

[themarsbar]

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[girlfriendline]

hartzy being asked 'what's going well for your game lately?' and saying 'with kirill and marco we're building some chemistry'

oh. baby. baby kirill isn't on your line. that was a late line change. baby i love you it's okay you can live in delusion i miss you together too

[actualaster]

I still think the FUNNIEST thing I could do if I ever managed to write the stories in my brain, publish them, and get any kind of decent following would be to destroy the shipping gatekeepers by revealing that EVERY single one of the characters are aroace-spec. Every last one. In fact most of them are 100% hard-core aroace with no attraction to anyone else. That the ones who are into each other are each other's sole exceptions and they would never canonically be interested in any other person.

And, further, that outside of those sole exceptions they're all sex and romance repulsed.

I just think it would be hilarious to watch the "noooooo, you can't headcanon that character as aspec because they're TOTALLY [other identity that they headcanon instead regardless of actual canonical proof, including a lot of times where it's just subtext they interpreted as "totally proof of this one identity" but is actually a more general "Not Het" vibe that is shared across multiple identities]" crowd have a meltdown realizing that they either need to abandon all their shipping outside of those specific ships in order to avoid being hypocrites or that they can accept that people can have different headcanons at times and that shipping doesn't have to respect the source material.

(For the record, as a creator I wouldn't actually tell people they're not allowed to ship things because of canonical identities--shipping is for the fans, not the creator, and it wouldn't be my business. I just think it would be funny payback for all the aphobia that gets tossed at aspec folks over their personal headcanons from shippers who feel threatened for some reason by somebody with an aspec headcanon)