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What's funny about this oc is that I never intended to make them white. I drew them colorless a couple of times because I haven't decided what patterns to give them and what color(s) I should use and got used to them being white.
#I wanted to make them brown like my hair but brown is a difficult color when you use markers so I kept drawing them colorless#and now they're white#oh well#it happens. better luck next time#I couldn't decide on the face shape either and it's just. this. noodle dog#it's ok tho I love white dogs#I used to have a 3ds and a nintendogs 3d card and I'd pick only white dogs#should I start adding color to the inside of the ears too?#I do add pink on the paws so maybe? is it more iconic if I don't? more recognizable?#this is for the one person who said they wanted more original art. here it is
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"Guess who?" A familiar voice calls in a sing-song tone from the river, echoing through.
Odysseus uses the echo to swim to the edge of the water without being heard and reach a hand out to gently scritch up Tiresias spine in an attempt to tickle them.
[*the prophet yelps in surprise, quickly whipping around and bonking the invading hand with his staff*]
[*upon recognizing the voice, however, he softens and lowers his staff, shifting and leaning down towards where the hand had reached from*]
“My dear friend, love, what was that for? You have no reason to reach under my cloak, and if you wanted my attention or to speak, your beckoning voice was enough. Besides, surely you’re mature enough to see no use in tickle attacks.”
#epic rp#epic underworld saga#a prophecy#tiresias rp#epic the musical rp#‘Love’ is what his mom used to get his attention and what he used for his daughter and grandson#But also what he called his wife so yk take it as u will /jk#It’s my fave nickname to implement in random situations now#Better luck next time siren! You’ll need to figure out how to get him to take off his cloak first#a [loving] prophecy#“I miss my family” duo 🩵💙#Oh look!#a blind man conveniently leaning over the water while taunting his siren friend#Whaatever could happen next!
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agc blinds guessed the blind is about quinta LMFAOOOOO
#i really bust out laughing 😭😭😭😭😭😭#aww troll what happened?#you have been foiled by other people's stupidity!!#better luck next time i guess you fucking weirdo!
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-pours pink environmentally safe glitter into Macs sock/underwear drawer then puts it into his shampoo bottle, and puts the empty bottles into the child's bag-
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#lmk baihe#monkie kid baihe#lmk hostess#monkie kid hostess#lmk little girl#monkie kid little girl#blue and violet#what did you expect to happen anon?#did you really think this monkey uses shampoo?#let alone wear underwear?#or god forbid SOCKS?#your prank didn't work out too well buddy#better luck next time#Baihe is genuinely a little horrified tho
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isn’t it so funny of me to only ever develop crushes on men I barely know
#a few times in my life I’ve been thrown into brief contact with men who are good looking and well-spoken and seem to be kind#and I am so not immune to that. every time‚ I’ve fallen for it.#and then unfortunately it always happens to be a man I’m destined to never meet again#or if I do‚ it’s like five years later when I’m already over him#but then the thing is that I know a handful of guys in my daily life that are also like that#but I’ve never developed crushes on them! probably because I know them well enough to know that we wouldn’t match in other aspects#truly the way to prevent or get over a crush is to get to know the guy lol#which was also the case with flan boy lowkey because after I gave up on him I reviewed some things I knew of him from before#and I was like oh wait no… why’d I do that. loquita#my judgement was clouded by the pink light and the thrill of being asked to dance#ah well. better luck next time <3#elly's posts
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comet waitin’ ☄️
#last night#got there earlier in case#with my luck something would happen and I’d miss out#watched the sun set and the stars come out#the comet slowly came to light and it was awesome#there was a kid next to us and he was losing his mind over it#kept screaming and yelling#was cute tho#wish I got better pictures but I was on a time crunch and at least I got to witness it#see you in another 80k years little guy#mine#sunset#golden hour#comet tsuchinshan atlas#comet#space#astrophotography
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going back to houston tomorrow for a friend's wedding and getting a dinner with some of kyle's family in while we're there.....lord give me strength
#it would be ok if his mom's bf wasn't a massive jackass who likes being inflammatory on purpose#do NOT need to deal with him in this post-election time#but i will put up with a lot of things for a chuy's enchilada#and our hotel is right next to a costco at which we can buy treats to make ourselves feel better if bullshit happens#my parents are also coming to see us and take us to the airport on our way home but my parents are much more benign lmao#wish us luck lmao it's going to be a weird time in general#veillée
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oh there's going to be even more discourse about preorders/pirating now. isnt there.
#after the first round of layoffs it was 'don't preorder the game or you're rewarding that behavior!!' vs#'giving them money is precisely how we let them know we want more of this and they'll do better next time' except uhhh#now it's going to be 'so much for letting the money tell them we wanted more' vs#'this second round of layoffs is because too many people pirated the game'#game devs have GOT to unionize. i wish that for them so badly#and i genuinely still cannot process that this happened. like i can believe it but it just feels so fully mask off#i wish luck to all of the people who lost their job because god i know it's more than just the weekeses#laidlaw and gaider have released some neat projects in the past few years. i wish bright futures for everyone else but#god does this industry absolutely fucking suck#personal.txt
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1. 6. 9. And a secret off menu question: what's your favorite die or combo of dice to roll and why
Topic: DND
1. JAY ASKED ME FIRST. I GOTTA ROLL 1D10 TO GET A NEW QUESTION:
7!!!
7. Have you had any other special interests before? What were they?
Yes! Before DND, I was obsessed forever and ever with Bugs. I've always been kind of a "topic" autist. I used to use my time on the family computer to search up images and facts about bugs and put them together in presentations I would force my dad to listen to. So. I still love bugs, and the interest served me well for a good near decade.
6. You know the drill! Too Slow!
3!!!!
3. Does it make you happy or sad when other people have the same special interest as you?
I was gonna say happy cause I love talking abt dnd forever and ever. But actually it depends on who. I hate talking about things I actually like with people like my coworkers. Because I'm deep undercover as Normalman McNormalson. And I can't be as genuine as I want to be. But also I wish everyone loved it as much as me.
9. Are there any parts of your special interest that you dont like?
YES! Dnd is Not the be-all-end-all TTRPG that people make it out to be. Try other games. Please. Also I've been lucky enough to exclusively play with gay people but there's a huge portion of the player base who doesn't approach the game the same way I do At All. And don't even get me started on the biases lent by the game's base worldbuilding. I also secretly hate DndBeyon- (I am dragged away)
EDIT: I FORGOT TO ANSWER THE BONUS QUESTION. UH. 1D100. I LIKE MORE OPTIONS.
#what happened to my tags#dnd#ask game#something something my secret is that i've never paid WOTC for anything i'm a big pirate etc etc#also sorry sal for giving u a bunch of mystery questions better luck next time
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through all the practice sawashiro fights ive done this morning ive decided he has a really weird grudge against eri for whatever reason
#snap chats#IM CRYING#THE PAST LIKE FIVE RUNS HE'S TARGETED HER THE MOST#there was a run where joon-gi got the shit of it but for the most part it's just been eri#and she'll be on the cusp of health and ill be like 'well i can just heal next turn' and then Next Turn happens and he beelines for her#LIKE LEAVE HER ALONE SHE JUST SELLS CRACKERS WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE. feminist king he's prioritizing the woman#bro found out her company's called 'ichiban confections' and saw red. literally Lol Hi Ichi#anyway. ive figured a new strat to get out of his second phase faster since that's The Problematic Phase#in my notes it says to buy two (2) rocket launchers before leaving sotenbori but i cant ?? find out where the second one's meant to go#one of them's meant for kiryu but after the kiryu fight i have in my notes to buy two more so. and you can only hold two launchers#this aint RE4 shit where you can just rocket launcher your way through the game LMAO#but yeah BEGRUDGINGLY listening to yokoyama's speedrun advice for once#ive routed in a rocket launcher as soon as the second phase starts#with any luck At Most i'll only have to deal with one or two cane strikes#so if i can just buff out the timing then this fight shouldn't be all that scary anymore#im slightly skeptical on my numbers since in this file i have adachi was one level short of getting the essence of shield rupture#so i had to do a little extra grinding but i dont think it'll be that different from a live run. i just want to perfect the guarding anyhow#y7's stats arent really revolved around your party member's levels its more around their equipment. level's important sure but not overly s#i thiiiink im getting better at it: ive figured that when he uses vile mutilation during the first phase it's a quicker guard vs vile enmit#just gotta get the feel of it down..#after my class i think im gonna have a Boss Fight Practice stream#im p sure i have a speedrun save right before the millenium tower and i think im gonna quickly make kiryu and ishioda ones#since im right here anyway#ok by i have twenty minutes Until that class lmao
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ouhghgh , , , reached the point where my throat is in so much pain i can't sleep, even with cough drops , , , , i keep waking up every hour coughing so hard i start to throw up by the end , , , , it looks like my fever might finally be going down (original peak of 100.9, now down to 98.8) but god , , , , the agony , , , , , ,
#i gotta sleep too because i have a mandatory orientation at 9am tomorrow#(online conference thank god)#i'm just. frustrated and feeling helpless.#laid into my brother a bit over discord when he gave me a non-apology when i told him to keep this whole mess in mind#next time he plans on leaving his mask at home#i want to feel better soon ; ; ; ;#i have work i need to do and notes i need to take and i miss my partner a lot ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;#i'm constantly thinking about how much of my room is just coated in covid particles at this point#and how hard it'll be to disinfect all of it when it comes time to end quarantine ; ; ;#i'm trying to cover my coughs but when i'm literally choking to the point that i'm practically retching into my trash can it's. hard;;;#ughghg ; ; ;#i'm frustrated i'm frustrated i'm frustrated ; ; ;#i want to go back in time and yell at my brother a hundred different times for all the stupid selfish ways he's been so careless#“ough this has just never happened before even during all the other times i've gone without a mask :(((”#“it seems my bad luck and poor immune system just got the better of me :(((”#just say you've gotten bold and careless and that this was just one huge risk in a long string of risks you've been taking since day one#you figured you were immune to consequences and now i'm paying the toll#couldn't even get him to promise to take a mask with him everywhere from now on until i laid into him for several minutes . . .#. . .
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The house smelt so good when I got home from work at 1:20am, all night I’ve been so looking forward to eating some of the dinner I prepped before my shift.
My horror when I lifted the pan lid to discover the contents of the pot horribly burnt 😭
#also explains the slightly weird underlying smell upon entering my home#my beloved left me a note appologising for what happened and it very well could be the recipe to blame#because the directions just say ‘put on medium heat covered and cook for 40 minutes’ and the pan I use really holds it’s temperature#so yeah I’m disappointed big time coz I rushed to get the prep done before working tonight and it’s inedible now but I can forgive him#toothy talks#it was supposed to be an artichoke tagine (though I don’t own a tagine) and I even mad the ras el Hanout spice mix too#better luck next time I guess
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cooked some rice in chicken broth
#not me acting like i'm a professional chef#fuck i should've added chili peppers to it. oh well! better luck next time#i might try to make fried rice with it in the very near future; i'll call it 'gold rush rice'™ (not actually trademarked)#i used knorr bouillon powder to make the magic happen#what's cookin' in hell's kitchen?#referencing the unintentionally fitting previous tag i have got to get cuter silverware ;-;
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the good luck charm
⋆ 𐙚 ̊. max vertsappen x reader ⋆ 𐙚 ̊.

you kiss max's forehead one race morning "for luck". he wins. it becomes a thing.
It started as a joke. As most things do.
You were both exhausted and half-dressed in a hotel room in Monza, Max trying to stretch out sore muscles while you searched (unsuccessfully) for your other shoe. Something about the early morning, the nerves, the jetlag, the weird sleepy love you always carry for him—it made you lean in, cup his face in both hands, and press a long kiss to his forehead.
"May your tires be warm, your brakes be cool, and your competitors forget how to drive," you said solemnly, eyes still half closed.
He gave you the flattest look imaginable, though the end of his ears blushed a faint pink from the kiss. As they always did. “What are you doing?”
“Blessing you,” you replied, as if it was obvious. As if it had happened a hundred times before. "So you win."
Max snorted, jokingly thanked you for your wise words, and then won the race.
The next weekend in Baku, just before he headed back into the garage, he stopped in front of you. Didn’t say anything. Just stood there with his helmet under one arm, brows raised. Waiting.
You blinked at him. “…Yes?”
Max looked around and then lowered his voice. “Aren’t you gonna do your weird blessing thing?”
You smiled. You were obnoxious about it. You made it a whole scene. Two hands to his cheeks, a huge dramatic smooch in the exact middle of his forehead, a made-up chant about tire degradation and curses upon the other drivers' decision making capabilities. He pretended to hate it.
He won again.
Now it’s a ritual. It practically part of his warm up routine.
He always finds you. Doesn’t matter if it’s Silverstone or Suzuka, if you're sitting quietly in hospitality or standing in the garage trying not to get run over by a mechanic on a scooter. He finds you. Every single race.
Helmet in hand. Suit half-zipped. That laser-focus look on his face until he sees you. Then it softens—just slightly. His jaw unclenches. His hands flex like they want to hold something. You.
You rise on your toes, brush your lips across his forehead, whisper the familiar words: “For luck.” Because sometimes he doesn't need the big speech, the dramatic show, the curses upon the other cars—he just needs you.
He never says much. Just nods, or gives you the tiniest smile. Once, after a win, he muttered “works better than pole” with a blush he tried to pass off as heat exhaustion.
You didn’t tease him for it. Much.
One day the camera's pick it up, and suddenly it becomes clear that your little tradition is not a secret and private as you once thought. Even the Sky Sports commentary team has something to say:
“And there’s Max Verstappen’s girlfriend giving him—what’s clearly become—a bit of a pre-race tradition. Can’t argue with results.”
It's nice. You like being part of the flow of race day. Its nice to be relied upon, even for something as small as this.
And then… one weekend, you’re not there.
You tried. You really did. But your flight got cancelled, the backup was overbooked, and Red Bull’s private jet was full of engineers and people who don’t think “I give Max forehead kisses before lights out” qualifies as essential personnel.
You call him from the airport instead, bags at your feet, coffee in hand. Max offered to send his own jet back to pick you up, but it would never have arrived in time.
“I’m sorry,” you say. “I really wanted to be there.”
Max is quiet on the other end. “You tried.”
“I’ll scream your blessing into the sky from here, okay?”
He huffs a laugh, but it sounds tight. “Might need it. Grid’s a mess.”
“You’ll handle it. You always do.”
You want to say more. Something sappy. But you can already hear noise in the backgorund of the call. He's being pulled away by Christian or Helmut or someone asking about tires. So you settle for, “I love you. Drive safe.”
His voice softens. “Love you too.”
Back at the track, people notice something’s… off.
He’s still fast—because of course he is—but there’s a tension in his shoulders. The calm, razor-sharp version of Max that usually shows up on race day feels thinner, more like a mask.
Christian corners him right before the anthem. “You good?”
“Fine,” Max says. Short. Clipped. Cold.
But his eyes keep scanning the garage, looking for something—or someone—he knows isn’t there.
The race goes okay. Not amazing. A few things go wrong. His start is messy. Pit stop’s a second too slow. He finishes second, which for anyone else would be great, but for Max it’s a shrug and a “whatever.” Second place always hurts. Always has for him.
After the cooldown room, after media, after debrief, he ducks away from everyone and finally calls you.
“You cursed me,” he says.
“Sorry?”
“I had no forehead kiss. And now look. P2. Disaster.”
You smile, curling up in the airport lounge chair. “Guess you need me, huh?”
He exhales like he doesn’t want to say yes, but then, quietly: “Yeah. I do.”
And then impossibly quieter: "I always do."
The next weekend, you’re definitely there.
He doesn’t even say hello when he finds you sat in the garage. He just walks up, stands in front of you, and tilts his head down expectantly.
You blink. “Wow. No ‘how are you,’ no hug—just forehead service?”
He glares at the ground, but there is a small smile on his face that you can just barely see. “Do the thing.”
You grin, place your hands on his cheeks, and kiss him gently on the forehead.
“For luck,” you murmur.
He exhales. Content. “There it is.”
“You’re so dramatic.”
“Says the one casting spells on my head.”
You lean in a little. “They work, don’t they?”
Max just smiles. The small, secret one. The one he saves for you. Then he nods.
After he wins that race, he dedicates it to the team. Then, on the radio, voice quieter:
“Tell her thanks. It worked again.”
You hear it. Of course you do. And when he lifts the trophy, champagne flying, there’s a tiny smile on your face that says yeah. you’re welcome.
#f1#y/n#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#formula 1#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#max vertsappen fic#mv1#mv33#fluff#x reader#red bull formula one
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Oh, I really, really like your recent blurb! Jason having a secret girlfriend/family is my favorite trope, but it is so hard to find!
Would you write about silly instances where Jason spots his family in public and tries to shuffle and guide you away without you noticing?
Ahh! I feel that validated in both my love of Jason and my love of the secret relationship trope! (This might not be exactly what you were looking for, but I hope you like it anyway!)
The first time it happened was a few weeks into your relationship, back When the two of you would meet for breakfast or brunch at the little cafe, a few blocks away from where you worked.
Jason Todd would always show up, yawning and exhausted from how tired he always was since he hadn't told you about his night job yet. But he was still on time, excited to see you even if he would go straight home and nap immediately afterwards.
The two of you would always spend more time talking getting to know one another than actually looking over the menu and ordering something to eat, but neither of you minded.
Then, one day, while he was looking away from you to hide the smile you had caused, he caught sight of Tim waiting in line to order a coffee.
Without really thinking about it, he grabbed both of your menus, propping them up and leaning over the table, trying to hide both your faces.
You frowned in confusion but leaned in too, until your faces were close together. "What are you doing?" You whispered.
"Nothing," he lied poorly, being his head over the top of a menu to see if his brother was still there and darting his head back down when Tim walked past the table. He let out a breath of relief, staring at you. "You look really pretty this close."
With an amused eye roll you leaned back in your chair, folding your arms and waiting for a better explanation. "You just wanted to talk really close for a moment?"
"Okay, fine," he sighed heavily. "I wanted to look at your freckles, alright? They're adorable. The ones on your nose are really cute."
It wasn't a lie, technically. He did love them. And you actually believed him, he thought. Or if you didn't, you didn't push the topic.
The next time you accidentally ran into somebody was at the mall, when you had dragged Jason along to help you look for a dress for a mystery date night he said nothing about, except for the fact that you had to wear something nice.
It was just his luck that you had picked the same store Stephanie happened to be shopping in as well. In most circumstances, she might not even notice him when they crossed paths in public, but in a woman's clothing store which was relatively empty, there was no way she wouldn't see him when she turned around.
Without warning, he tugged you away from rack you were looking at, pulling you into a cramped dressing room, locking it behind you.
"Wha-" You stared at him like he had lost his mind. "Why are we the dressing room?"
"How do women try stuff on when they can't turn around?" He countered, ignoring your question and planting his hand on the wall by your head to try to give himself more room in the tight space.
"It's typically not made for two people," you explained "Especially not 6'2 men."
He grinned a bit. "Do you like my height?" He asked, enjoying the proximity a bit more than he would admit.
Yes. Obviously. Who wouldn't? He towered over you. His arms could wrap around your entire body without even straining to cover more skin. Plus, he could reach the top shelf so you didn't have to climb on a chair.
But it was still too early in the relationship to tell him that.
"That's besides the point," you muttered. " Why are we in the dressing room?" You repeated.
"I just...always wanted to see a woman's dressing room," he told you, frowning at his own lie.
"Seriously?" You questioned. "You could have at least picked the big one at the end. And you didn't even let me pick anything to try on."
"Right, well..I figured we could try a different store," Jason explained, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear. "Nothing here would do you justice."
You huffed, finding it slightly amusing how foolish he was acting. But frankly, it wasn't terribly bad to be stuck in a tight space with him. So, you waited a moment longer before unlocking the stall.
You still had to find a dress.
Things were peaceful for a bit, you and Jason seemed to be growing stronger in your relationship and things began to get a little bit more serious. Jason seemed to be growing stronger in your relationship and things began to get a little bit more intense.
He knew that eventually he'd have to tell his family about you, but the next time he saw one of his brothers in public, he couldn't help but shy away from the task of introducing you.
In his defense, Damian really wasn't the first sibling you would want to meet.
He'd taken you to a nature preserve, because you said you used to go all the time as a kid but stopped after getting older.
You were practically giddy, feeding the animals from your palm, scrunching your nose when their whiskers ticked you. Jason was enjoying it too, more so because of you than the animals.
But while he was mocking you for your squeals, he heard a familiar voice having a one sided conversation with a lemur.
He turned and there was Damian, having his biweekly visit to see the animals that Father wouldn't let him bring home.
Jason cursed internally, pulling you away from the animals, accidentally spilling the feed from your hand.
"Hey, I stillwanted to see the—"
"I'll bring you back, I promise," he said, cutting you off as he dragged you behind a tree.
You wiped off your hand on your jeans and tilted your head. "What is it?"
"I just think you've been giving the animals too much attention," Jason noted. "I feel left out."
"Oh, c'mon," you rolled your eyes.
"Really," he insisted. "You kissed a sloth and a goat but not me."
He pouted a bit and leaned back against the tree, still holding you arm, though loosening his grip before running his hand up and down your arm apologetically.
You sighed, glancing around briefly, not really taking notice of the small, angry child, yelling at some poor worker, before leaning up on your tip toes to kiss his lips very quickly. "Satisfied?"
He smiled softly. "No." He shook his head, pointing to the exit. "Can we leave?" He asked gently.
"Will you bring me back?"
Jason nodded immediately. "Whenever you want," he said.
You gave up and left with him.
Now, if you really thought about it, you could easily put two and two together, but really, the instances were so far apart that you didn't really question the strange behavior.
He had managed to be, for the most part, pretty subtle about pulling you away from his family whenever he encountered them, as few and far between as those moments were.
Like the time you were walking down the street while it was raining and he spotted Duke crossing the street towards your direction. Even though he knew you loved the rain and hated umbrellas, he still pulled his jacket off, covering your head.
"Jay, I told you, I'm fine," you assured him, trying to move it off of you.
"Yeah, but you'll catch a cold," he insisted, pulling even further over your head while blatantly stealing an umbrella from a small stand that was selling them.
He popped it open, covering his own face as you walked past Duke.
"I will not," you told him, finally tugging it off. You frowned, not feeling any rain on your skin. "Where the hell did the umbrella come from?"
"Uh- someone handed it to me," Jason muttered. "Nice man."
And even though he despised running into people he knew because it always put him on high alert, trying to figure out what to do or where to go to keep whoever they ran into from spotting them, sometimes, he actually rather enjoyed the chance to pull you away from the rest of the world.
For instance, when you insisted on going to a carnival, which he wasn't a big fan of at first, until you guys got there and he saw your eyes twinkling at all the lights.
Any thoughts of boredom were quickly drowned out by the sound of your screams on the scarier rides, when you'd reach for his hand. And he bought every single treat you so much as looked at— the funnel cakes, the fresh lemonade, the Carmel corn.
He was watching you pull fresh cotton candy from the stick it was spun around when out of the corner of his eye he caught his brother Dick, along with Wally walking across the fair grounds.
Jason was sure they wouldn't notice you with how far away they were, but he refused to take the chance. So, he interlocked your hands, tugging you into a nearby photo booth as you made a sound of confusion.
"Just thought we should grab a souvenir," he said, beating you to the punch before you could ask what he was doing.
"I'm still eating my cotton candy," You told him. "I should fix my hair too."
Jason got a devilish glint in his eye and ran his hand through your hair jostling it further as you screeched in disbelief. "I think it looks good like that," he admitted, staring at you now that it had a bit more volume.
You blew a loose strand from your face. "I can't believe you did that," you stated. "It's all disheveled."
He nodded, still thinking it looked beautiful. Sort of like how it was when you woke up next to him.
"C'mon," he urged, pulling you into his lap. "I like you this way." He threw a few quarters in the slot and before you knew it you had a strip of three pictures, none of which were appropriate to show to anyone.
A picture of him stealing your cotton candy, a picture of him nuzzling your neck while you scrunched your nose in the way that made his heart clench, and a picture of him tasting said cotton candy on your tongue.
So, maybe it was an over reaction to pull you away from the rest of his carnival when it was huge and chances were Dick never would have even seen you. But God, did he enjoy it.
Then, there were, of course, the far less subtle times which didn't end quite as well.
Like when you just so happened to be walking out of a movie at the same time Cassandra and Barbara were heading into one.
"I think the sequel might actually be better than the original," you told him, arms interlinked as you walked.
"Uh huh," he wasn't paying attention anymore after seeing his sister and Babs at the soda machine, filling up their drinks.
He couldn't exactly pull you into a different theater, especially since he didn't know which one they would be going into.
The next best option? Throwing the empty popcorn bucket over your head.
"Jay?!" You exclaimed.
"It's a discount thing," he muttered vaguely, grimacing at his own excuse. "Wear the bucket out and you get a free movie."
Okay, not the next best, probably. Maybe like...sixth best? Seventh at most.
He pulled you past them, keeping his hand on the top of the bucket to keep it in place while raising his hoodie and keeping on the 3D glasses from the movie until you were past them both.
Once you were, he pulled it off and you were...well, fuming. Rightfully so.
"What the hell was that?" You asked, a bit bitterly, not buying his excuse for a second. "I'm covered in popcorn butter.
He cleared his throat, kissing your greasy cheek and licking his lips tasting a salty popcorn and butter on your skin. "Tastes good, though," he mumbled.
You stormed out on him.
And then, when you chose to walk all the way back to your apartment in frustration, both with his actions and lies, he finally came clean.
"I just... don't want my family to mess anything up between us," he confessed, barely even looking at you.
Vulnerability wasn't his strongest asset, but he was trying. For you.
You washed your face off in the sink for the third time and still felt greasy. Even if you got it all off your face, you'd need a shower to get it out of your hair.
"Why couldn't you just tell me that?" You asked, still confused. It wasn't like you didn't already know who his family was.
"I just- I didn't want you to think I was hiding you," he muttered.
"Jason, you put a bowl of popcorn over my head so your sister wouldn't see me. That's hiding," you stated firmly.
"Yes but it's not hiding out of embarrassment!" He clarified. "My family can be a lot to handle and they might scare you off and they'd definitely mock me endlessly for being in love with you."
His eyes went wide. That...was an accident. He didn't mean to confess that.
You stared at him for a moment, blinking. "Did you just say what I think you did?"
"I uh- well that wasn't..." He cleared his throat. "Yeah," he finally agreed with a slight nod. "But you don't have to say it back or anything, I know I'm not the easiest person to love and it—"
You were already kissing him, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him closer. He was caught off guard, but it didn't take him long before he kissed you back, his hands finding your waist and steadying you both.
"You're stupidly easy to love," you told him, resting your forehead on his.
(+Bonus)
It was a quiet Friday night when the two of you were at a nice restaurant, celebrating a year of being together. The food was good, the music was soft and nice, and Jason was practically a drooling mess over you, like usual.
So much so, he didn't even notice when his father walked into the restaurant with a date of his own.
You did, though. And in keeping with the spirit of what had apparently been a pretty large part of your relationship, even without you knowing it, you slid out of the booth quickly grabbing his hand and pulling him from his chair.
"Hey, wait a second!" He exclaimed as you rushed him out of the restaurant before he got to finish his dessert. "We still have to pay."
"We'll come back tomorrow and pay," you assured him, pushing open the door, into the cold evening.
"What the hell was that about?" Jason asked once you were outside and seemingly slowed down.
You pointed towards the window. "Your dad," you muttered.
He could see Bruce sitting at a table across from Selina, his eyes scanning a menu while occasionally looking up, probably to compliment her or something.
He huffed. "Add that restaurant to the list of places we can't go," he mumbled, shrugging off his jacket and handing it to you. "It got cold outside," he simply said when you frowned in confusion.
You pulled on the nice jacket that matched his suit. "Thanks," you said, wrapping your arm around his, tugging him away from the restaurant. "C'mon, I'll buy some more dessert."
He hummed, and pressed a kiss against your head. "Alright," he agreed, letting you lead him away from the restaurant and down the street.
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SILLY SUPERSTITIONS | LN4



pairing: lando norris x fem!reader
summary: the one where she doesn't believe in superstitions or otherwise known as he can't get into the car without his pre-race kiss
warnings: none!
Y/N didn't believe in superstitions, rather she thought they were stupid, lando on the other hand, he was a firm believer.
it had started as a joke between you both.
"kiss in exchange for a podium?" you had told him in a teasing manner, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek before the race.
"guess we'll figure that out soon enough," he had said in response, a smirk dawning his face as you could feel the confidence coming from him.
he finished in second that race, he had insisted it was your kiss and from there he refused to get into the car until he got a kiss from you, saying he wouldn't do well or he couldn't drive without it, as if it would make him a better driver.
that led to here, minutes away from lando having to get into the car, you nowhere in sight.
the mechanics and engineers were rushing around him, last minute checks on the car, making sure everything was good before the race. the cheer of the fans from the stands as they wait for the impending race.
but lando couldn't focus, not on the race ahead of him, not even on the sounds around him, because you weren't there and he needed you to be because he hadn't gotten his kiss yet.
lando's leg was bouncing up and down nervously as his head scanned the surrounding area looking for any sign of you. his mind being consumed with thoughts about where you could be, about the fact that he might have to go into today's race without you, without his good luck kiss.
his mutters to himself broke his silence, "where is she?"
jon, his trainer, who was next to him turned and looked at him with furrowed brows as he heard the muttering coming from the driver, "who?"
lando's head turned to jon, a look being shot at his trainer as if his answer was obvious, "Y/N, i need her here but i don't know where she is."
jon smirked at lando's answer, "ah, so you mean you need your lucky charm?"
lando didn't deny jon's comment, his eyes only rolling in response, "she should be here by now, she's never this late," he mutters nervously.
jon's eyes fall to the watch at his wrist checking the time, "you've got three minutes mate."
he had three minutes. three minutes to somehow find you in the chaos that is the race or he'd have to go get in the car and race without the one thing that kept him from botching it turn one.
he was about to get up and leave when his ears perked up at a voice, not just a voice, but your voice.
"looking for me pretty boy?"
he could have gotten whiplash with how fast he had turned his head, watching as you walk up to, nothing but a casual nature in your step as if you didn't know the chaos you had caused with your absence.
"baby where the hell have you been?" he all but demanded.
"easy tiger, i got stuck, security guards and journalists kept harping on me. all of them acting like i was infiltrating the FIA instead of just trying to get to my boyfriend," you giggle with a grin, his reaction to your disappearance amusing.
lando didn't care, he could care less about why you weren't here actually, it was all just excuses to him. but you were here now and that was all that mattered to him as his hand grabbed your wrist pulling you close to him, the glances that were being thrown his way being ignored.
"i almost had to go into the race without you," he mutters, a tone so low that only you were able to pick it up.
"you wouldn't have let that happen," your hands coming to his shoulders as you smirk.
lando huffed as his lips twitched, the smile he was trying to hold back failing to stay hidden, "you have never been more right about something love."
next thing you know he was pulling you into a kiss, the kiss being soft and gentle but still firm. he didn't rush his kiss, taking the reassurance it provided as he let himself calm down from the storm of not having you.
he pulled away with a grin on his face, "now i won't crash turn one," he said with a chuckle.
your head shook as you laughed, "whatever makes you sleep at night pretty boy," you giggle out.
your moment was broken by the call of lando's engineer, letting lando know it was time to get in the car.
you watched as he let go of your hand with a sigh after giving it one last parting squeeze, reluctantly stepping back from you as he moved to climb into his car.
you were leaned against the garage watching as he settled. you could tell he was focused, he was ready, and you would never let him live it down if he got on the podium, reminding him over and over that it was your kiss that got him there.
did you actually believe that? no, definitely not, but if it meant more pre-race kisses and it helped him, then you'd remind him over and over.
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