#it is a very happy old dog

[ssaraexposs]

Just two awkward boys being on a date

[zooophagous]

My stepmom met Egon for the first time today and while he was a sweet little gentleman she says to me "wow he's hyper, are you sure you should have him?"

And I'm just like :|

Idk it bummed me out. I sink a lot of time and effort into this dog. I take him to a professional trainer, I walk him five times a day (actual structured walks up and down the street, not just let outside into a yard) not even including game time where we play fetch, I take him to a groomer on a six week schedule just to make sure his nails get cut by someone competent, he sleeps indoors and doesn't even need to be crated anymore.

I feel like I'm doing very well as a dog owner thank you very much. You're going to have to forgive the boy for being excited to meet new people.

[total-drama-brainrot]

I envision p!noah being like little buddy from the splatoon series

Owen throws him at people and he will bite them until they shake him off or go unconscious whichever is first

Will also probably dig stuff out of the ground that he can just detect for whatever reason

Apologies, I got splatoon brainrot really hard and all I think of when I hear “little buddy” is that little bastard salmon

I really need to play Splatoon 3. I love that series but I just haven't had the time or energy to get into the newest game.

And you're spot on there about p!Noah being Owen's little buddy, especially post "reveal".

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In Greece, these two would make a killer duo for the wrestling challenge since Owen could and would just scoop up Noah and throw him at the opposing team, encouraging him to run wild. And, oh boy, can p!Noah go wild.

Now, both Courtney and Sierra are pretty overconfident in their assured win for this challenge, since Courtney assumes that Noah and Owen are both relatively harmless (since she didn't witness the bus scene) and Sierra's too hyped up on Defending Cody Juice to really care about who she's facing off against - her main priority here is taking our Courtney for disrespecting Cody. Which is their downfall, since when Noah's launched towards the pair like a missile by Owen, neither of them anticipate the sheer carnage he wreaks upon landing. The two of them come out of the challenge with cuts and bruises aplenty, scattered bite and scratch marks still bleeding sluggishly as they scamper out of the ring tailed by a manic bookworm hot on their heels.

Courtney especially never would've thought the little guy had it in him; the wildness of his eyes and the shine of blood against razor-sharp teeth really painted a picture of a feral beast, as opposed to the generally well-kept and mild cynic she'd come to know. She finds herself genuinely fearing for her wellbeing, at least for a moment.

Then, as the girls exit the ring, Noah stops suddenly. He comes to a standstill at the edge of the ring, centimetres away from disqualifying himself, and all signs of his unhinged mania vanish like smoke. Noah lifts himself from the near four-limbed scampering he'd been doing into his usual nonchalant crouch, brushing the dust from his vest, patting down his hair and (reluctantly) wiping the speckles of blood from his nails and teeth. Regaining his usual composure. Then he turns on his heels to saunter across the ring back over to Owen, who at this point is used to Noah's scarily quick code-switching and greets his carnage-wreaking little buddy with a smile, a thumbs up and a big ol' hug! They won the challenge, after all, that's means for celebration!

(When Gwen comes back from her challenge, she asks Courtney what savage animal she was attacked by - as both Courtney and Sierra look about as worse off as Duncan, who was mauled by a bear - and Courtney promptly answers that she doesn't want to talk about it.)

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I imagine Owen and Noah's dynamic post-London would essentially be the two of them acting like a dog owner and their overzealous puppy, but they switch roles so often the lines get super blurred. One moment Noah's trying to bribe Owen into taking the fall for him with the sweet treats from first class (it works every time), the next Owen's daring Noah to do something dumb and stupid and just dangerous enough to pique his thrill-seeking interest. They share a braincell and neither of them use it.

[carsonphillips]

It’s my birthday I’m 30

[faunandfloraas]

I take like 10 times as many pictures of the little fluffy cat as compared to Tigs or my dog and i always feel like it must seem like I favour her but the honest to god truth is the other two hate pictures so much 😭

[arttsuka]

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[fandomfluffandfuck]

I hope you guys like bootlicking 👀

Bucky doesn’t really even move back far enough for it to be considered a step, it’s more of a shuffle, he just needs enough room to—

Steve whines, apologetic, afraid that he’s not going to let him now that he’s accidentally disobeyed. He’s just too eager! Too easy.

“Shh,” Bucky shoots him one narrow-eyed look in gentle reprimand before carrying out his plan, using the space he’s made between their bodies, gathering all the saliva in his mouth, wet and hot and excessive, puckering his lips, and…

“Do it,” Bucky orders, steel in his voice and dripping down his throat, settling in his belly and pooling at the base of his cock. God. It’s throbbing.

Spitting on the toe of his right boot.

Steve gives a full-body shiver and a moan that sounds more like, “please” than not.

Steve moans all the way to his boot, breathless and eager, immediately licking up his spit and swallowing it. He doesn’t spread it around Bucky’s boot like he expected him to. Fuck. Instead, God—instead he decides he needs it in his mouth, down his throat, and inside him. He swallows his spit. Parting his lips with a hungry groan when he’s done, or actually, he ends up swallowing again, just to be sure, and then he’s ready, then he starts going at it—lapping long, broad strokes of his tongue over his boot. So into it.

“Jesus, you’re fucking, God, you’re so good, baby. So fucking dirty. I love it.”

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

my dog literally broke his back (slipped a spinal disk) 😣

[prettyflyshyguy]

Hi friends I'm doing the laborious task of: set up photoshop files for 30 pages of webcomic

and I am, regrettably, going and looking at SPN episodes based off an anon's recommendations (cherry-picking S5 and S6 because I have a fever) because I need something nice to watch

I'll check back in but like, place your bets; is this going to be fun or is it gonna make me frustrated.

[erzvolnes]

tragedy of having an ugly unethical dog breed is that people understandably do not like him HJBFDJHSBFJHSBF

[thornilee013]

Happy Wednesday! YAY!! I’m so excited for you! I hope you have the most amazing time! Also, as someone who spent roughly 14 years with a marine biology special interest, I absolutely did not notice that you didn’t include the names of fish so you are so good haha. I’ve really been enjoying the aquarium scenes in baby Jean! I spent years watching documentaries about aquariums/aquarium construction/marine biology and begging for trips the the aquarium any time we were close to one. The little aquatic theme to baby Jean so far has been so fun for me!

When you have some time, could I please get some baby Jean? I hope you and your dogs are staying warm!! 🤍🤍🤍

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Jean fought the urge to cry as he looked around himself for any hint of his family. Instead, he was surrounded by strangers. He leaned back against the glass of the exhibit and sat down, cradling his chin in his hands.

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[lunarcry]

im becoming a emu blog again

[lesbiten]

one of my fave things at my job is when a dog who hates being there goes home and you bring out their collar/leash and they go CRAZY for it.

[woundedheartwithin]

Oh I forgot, I took the weenie dog in to the vet for his checkup, and they have a new clinic cat, and you guys

Also, there was a lady there that had a bucket full of tiny puppies and they were SCREAMING and they were so cute 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[vitiateoriginator]

I saw the fluffiest dog today and I am sooooo happy.

It was a old english sheep dog/poodle cross called a sheepadoodle. At first I thought he was just a small old english, because he didn't look to be mixed. So I asked the owner if he was still a puppy (he did not look like one though, but he's only half the height an average old english sheepdog should be). And that's when she told me what his mix his. He was such a chill dog too, didn't really even pay me much mind. The owner let me pet him and I almost dropped to my knees to hug on him like a little kid (of course I restrained myself). You guys have absolutely no idea how obsessed I am about long haired/fluffy dogs

[petite-sami]

Dumont Children 🌲💕 Briar would absolutely get the kids together for some holiday photos and Celeste, Grayson's biggest fan, would demand making one photo specifically for him. Keith has to put his own twist on it but he won't ruin his little sister's excitement. Mushroom is just enjoying a moment to rest his tired bones, not minding the thorough teeth examination by one of the triplets. These characters belong to both myself and @madericious . Do not use or repost without both of our written permissions. Enjoy the rest of your winter!