#it knows no bounds

[moogiepoo]

"STOP BEING AUTISTIC!!!!!" - @werm-arises, 2023 in response to me talking about a bluey episode i like

[weirdw33b]

When you're searching for a Shinonome sibling...

Look, the title probably doesn't explain anything so here's a bit of context

I had an English assessment where I had to write 2 nova fictions (just 9 sentences stories) with the prompt of a brother returning

I wrote 2 short stories where Fuuta was the brother returning and Akito was the one reacting to said return, I just changed the names

I started Akito's pov saying that he wasn't an ordinary person and him listing the reasons why he wasn't a normal guy, which included his family

And I wanted to rewrite it since it was only 9 sentences

And I've gone "Hey, what if there was another Shinonome Sibling that looked like Ena?"

I'm now revisiting Bungou Stray Dogs at 11:45pm with the want to make DAZAI a Shinonome without Fuuta (sorry)

I also have their ablitites, so, who knows?

[kitkatwinchester]

STILES IS THE FREAKING BEST I SWEAR TO GOD!!

Even when he says that he's gonna leave Scott for dead, we all know he would NEVER leave Scott behind.

As much as he loves and respects his dad, Scott means too much to him, and he would jump in front of that bullet any day, no matter how much of a risk it was.

And while he may have stumbled a little bit (...okay, a lot bit XD), we gotta give this boy ALL the credit for thinking on his feet (which, as an aside, he was THIS CLOSE to figuring out the random keys gosh darnat. Oh well. I'm sure it'll come to him any minute now. XD).

And then the fact that the conclusion he DID come up with while thinking on his feet is something his dad already said...LITERALLY his father's son I love him.

And THEN, to top it ALL off, he just goes AFTER Rafael and I am HERE for it.

I know I'm not supposed to know what Stiles is talking about in that scene (about how Scott's dad got drunk and accidentally pushed Scott down the stairs and knocked him unconscious when he was little and that's why he left), but honestly, I think the fact that I do makes that scene soooo much better, because it just accentuates how protective of and loyal to Scott Stiles really is (and also how protective of his dad he is, 'cause he was willing to call out Rafael in that moment to not just defend Scott, but also defend his dad's honor <3).

Okay but, like, my understanding is that this happened YEARS ago, right? Like, when Stiles and Scott were KIDS.

Which means Stiles, at the mere age of, what...seven? Eight? MAYBE nine? He heard that conversation, and he held onto that for YEARS, and he didn't say ANYTHING to ANYONE, but he filed it away for a moment EXACTLY like this, where he could tell Rafael to shut the f*ck up, because he knows the truth, and Rafael is the last person that should be judging anyone for their struggles and/or parenting decisions.

Get yourself a best friend like Stiles, because holy sh*t, if that's not loyalty and love, I don't know what is. <3 <3

Anyways, as a random aside, Danny and Ethan are so cute and I love them so much and I hope they officially get back together, because I love them.

But SERIOUSLY!! Stiles is one of the best, smartest, funniest, most loyal human beings on the planet and no one can convince me otherwise.

I love this man so much. <3 <3 <3

(The little face he made at realizing he and his dad were on the same page I love him and his relationship with his dad so much. <3 <3)

Update: LEAVE ETHAN ALONE LEAVE ETHAN ALONE LEAVE ETHAN ALONE LEAVE ETHAN ALONE--

UPDATE PART II: Okay but let's not sneeze at how great of a friend Scott is too like... The way he was like "hey we don't have to do this, let's figure out this thing that's bothering you". And then the way he was sooo excited for Stiles when that girl came up and kissed him. STOP I CAN'T WITH THEM! XD <3 <3 <3

[inators]

I love that Perry doesn't even have a line for his jealousy level. Its just the whole thing.

😅 What a fuckin nerd amirite.

[sithzuko]

sometimes i think about how sokka literally invented submarines and how aang is literally the avatar but when the both of them put their braincells together, they come up with ideas like writing a letter to katara from toph

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

[vktouchdown]

I climbed it again. MY HUBRIS

[robotoast03]

Ok I’m back, I made a side-blog,relapsed I didn’t like it and tried to delete it and nuked this one by accident! :(

[dwarvendiaries]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Real Reasons Dragons Hoard Gold

Tax evasion scheme

There are no other options

The king's entire army is unable to stop this dragon from taking all the gold

And then the taxman comes along

"Oh no, I would tell you my assets, but they're all in the lair of a dragon. Guess you'll have to mark me as having no money and deserving of a significant tax cut!"

Then the taxman leaves, and what happens?

The King finds a bunch of adventurers and tells them to fight the dragon

And suddenly the dragon- who need i remind is superintelligent, an archmage, strong enough to tear a giant in half and took down an entire nation's military not last month?

"Oh no! I cannot defeat five traumatized weirdos! I am slain! I guess you'd better take all this gold back to the king"

And all is well until next tax season when Oh No! The dragon has "somehow" revived and has taken all the gold again!

Someone needs to expose this, guys. This is why we still have medieval tech after 3000 years- all the funding's vanishing into unlisted dragon accounts.

[bet-on-me-13]

The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts

So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.

Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.

So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.

His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.

Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea

Why do I bring this up?

Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.

Needless to say, he books it.

[foolishlyzephyrus]

the end of time is so funny because while the doctor is grappling with his impending mortality and immense loneliness, the master is just a feral rat man that’s shooting lightning out of his hands and eating people

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

sometimes i think fig doesnt take after her mother and then sandralynn grabs a full bottle of wine to deal with a conversation about emotions and im like ah there it is

[genderkoolaid]

for the love of God we need to disconnect "butch/masc woman" from "lesbian." not entirely but like. im aromantic. im also attracted to men. do you know how fucking painfully annoying it is that Every. Single. Thing. about being butch is about wanting romantic relationships with women and not wanting anything to do with men. the amatonormativity of the lesbian community is so awful & it emphasizes this idea that being butch is inherently tied to your attraction to (largely femme) women. can we PLEASE get some content about butch/masc womanhood that focuses on the gender & presentation of it all and not constant fucking "being butch is ALL ABOUT loving femmes and protecting femmes and rejecting men!!!"

[mabbbish]

sky bound doodles + jays five stages of grief

[puppybong]

tim: (trying to make himself feel better about losing both of his parents in violent and devastating ways) it’s ok guys robin isn’t supposed to have parents