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Certain Things : Leah Clearwater IV

Chapter Four

"Something about you, It's like an addiction, Hit me with your best shot honey, I've got no reason to doubt you, 'Cause certain things hurt, And you're my only virtue"

Summary: Conner Swan moves to Forks Washington in hopes to help his sister Bella through her breakup with Edward. In hopes to find happiness again. He finds much more.

Warnings: Eventual smut (18+ only), mentions of death, depression, loss, antidepressants, general angst, slow burn, mentions of suicide

Words: 4.3k

A/N: Comment if I missed any warning or anything plz thnx.

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March 4th, 2006

It had been weeks since Jacob had gotten sick, and yet, Bella had heard no word from the boy. As far as she knew, he had come down with mono, or so Billy had told her. Day after day she called, but it was always Billy who had answered, claiming the teen was still too sick to come to the phone. Eventually, even Billy had stopped picking up, and soon, the voicemail box had been filled. Bella had felt helpless. Fearing that she had lost the one true friend she had. The pain came back with a vengeance. Now that Jake had left, the hole in her heart seemed to grow twice the size.

Conner saw the pain return, as hard as she had tried to hide it, and he was furious. It was clear that the Quileutes had been using the sickness as an excuse to avoid the girl, that much was obvious, as the silence from the teen had gone on far too long. He was just unsure as to why. Frankly, he didn’t exactly care what the excuse was. All he saw was the progress Bella was making in healing going to waste.

It was a Saturday, his day off, when Bella finally decided to confront the boy. Conner had made plans to go fishing with his father and Harry Clearwater, but he suddenly regretted making the plans. He turned to Bella. “Look, I don’t have to go fishing today.” He started.

Bella waved a hand dismissively. “Yeah, you do. What are you talking about?” She asked. “Just be careful.” She said directing the words to her father and brother.

“We always are.” Charlie spoke up, giving the girl a reassuring smile.

Harry spoke up. “Those bears won’t get the drop on me, Bella.” He joked smirking. “My kung foo is strong.” He added teasingly, earning a small chuckle from the other two men.

Conner nudged his shoulder. “Yeah, right. Your reflexes are so lightning fast.” He said laughing.

Harry scoffed. “I have no idea what you mean, I’m practically a chetah.” He smiled proudly as the three walked out the front door, to Harry’s truck. Conner leaned down, picking up a pebble on the driveway, quickly chucking it in the man’s direction. The tiny rock hit the man right in the middle of his forehead, his eyes going wide. Charlie and Conner doubled over with laughter, seeing the shocked look on Harry’s face.

The tree climbed into the truck, setting their fishing gear in the bed. Conner sat silently in the back seat as the two other man held light conversation, staring out the window as the trees blurred past. Charlie had been talking about Jake, complaining of the teens absence. “I just don’t understand what happened. It’s been over a month now.” Charlie said exasperatedly.

“I wouldn’t worry about it, Charlie. I’m sure he’ll come around eventually.” Henry said dismissively.

Charlie sighed. “I hope so.” He said, staying silent for a moment. “Anyway, how are Leah and Seth doing? How’s high school going for him?” He asked changing the subject.

“He’s doing great. Straight A’s.” He said proudly. “Leah’s okay, still keeping to herself mostly.” He said, voice dropping slightly. “She’s still pretty broken up over Sam. I think she’s mainly angry at this point.” He continued.

Conner’s eyebrows furrowed, not sure what the man meant. “I didn’t know you had a daughter.” He interjected. He hadn’t spent a lot of time with the man, usually spending the days he came over working or busying himself with yard word to distract himself. He had found out about Harry’s son, having overhead a previous conversation, but a daughter was news to him. He found himself uncharacteristically intrigued by the topic.

Harry glanced towards the man in the rearview mirror of the truck. “Yeah, Leah. She’s about your age I’d say. Doesn’t get out much besides work, I’m sure you haven’t met before.” He said.

Conner quirked an eyebrow. He hadn’t known any of Charlie’s friends had any kids closer in age to him, granted he didn’t get out much himself. The only friends he had was Bella and Jake, and clearly the latter wasn’t going too well. Conner sighed, dropping the subject and turning back to gaze out the truck’s window.

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March 11th, 2006

Another week had passed since the fishing trip, not much having changed on the Bella and Jacob front. She had come home that night, upset from whatever Jake had said to her. She claimed to not want to take about it, but she was clearly upset from whatever had happened.

It was a rare sunny morning when Bella decided to go back to the reservation to see the boy. Conner had just finished off drying the pan he had used to cook breakfast when she came running down the stairs in a rush. He whipped his head in her direction, shocked to see her with such energy. She had spent the majority of the past week moping around, so he had wondered what had changed. He stepped out from the kitchen, blocking her path. “Where are you going?” He questioned, one eyebrow raised in curiosity.

She huffed. “I have to go talk to Jake.” She rushed out, clearly in a hurry for whatever reason.

Conner’s face dropped, the crease between his brows deepening. “Okay then, I’m coming too.” He stated determinedly.

Bella begun to panic. There was no way she was getting her brother involved in this whole mess. She had finally remembered about the Quileute legends and she wasn’t about to drag Conner into it too, knowing it would be dangerous. “No.” She answered bluntly.

Conner huffed in annoyance. “Bella I’m not going to let you go over there alone again. Last time you came back in tears.” He reasoned. “I’ll stay in my truck, but at least let me drive you.” He concluded.

Bella sighed in defeat. “Fine.” She agreed, in too much of a rush to argue with the man.

The scenery whipped past the truck as Conner sped down the winding road. Bella had already made it clear that she was in a rush, so Conner drove swiftly thought the turns, trying to get the to house quickly. His tires slid slightly on the gravel road as his truck came to a halt in front of the Black residence. He turned to the girl. “I’m right here if you need me, okay?” He reassured. Bella nodded, quickly swinging the door open and dropping her feet to the ground. Conner sat there, watching as she pushed herself past Billy and into the house.

He had started to grow antsy, not having a view of his sister when his attention dragged to the girl storming from the house towards a group of shirtless guys. Okay? It definitely wasn’t that warm, he thought. He gripped the door, throwing it open as he watched his sister get in one’s face, yelling angrily about something. He slammed the door, rushing towards his sister. The tanned male started shaking violently, his entire body vibrating.

“Bella!” Jake yelled, bursting through the back door of the house. He sprinted towards the girl, his body starting to shake as well.

“Run!” Bella screamed, turning and sprinting towards the boy. “Jake, run!” She repeated. Conner stopped in his tracks, jaw going slack as he watched the scene play out in front of him.

A growl ripped through Jacobs throat. In a burst of fur and and shreds of clothing, the two shaking figures were replaced with gigantic menacing wolves. The two snapped their jaws at each other bearing their teeth threateningly. Conner watched in awe not knowing how to react.

WHAT THE FUCK

The two wolves tackled each other, chasing themselves out of the clearing. The two siblings stood there for a moment, mouths agape. So much for keeping Conner out of it.

Conner stepped forwards to the other men, sucking in a deep breath. "So are you guys gonna turn into giant dogs too, or should I wait for another time?” He asked unease gripping his throat.

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Conner stepped slowly through the narrow doorway of the house. He hadn’t received much of an explanation on the way to Sam and Emily’s, the others claiming he would get his answers soon. “Can someone please explain to me why I just watched a boy that I've known his whole life turn into a very large dog?” Conner asked, growing impatient with the silence.

Jared smirked to the man. “It’s kind of a long story.” He explained.

Conner huffed impatiently. “I’ve got time.” He reasoned. He needed an explanation before he went insane. It's not everyday that you witness a close friend randomly morph into an animal.

The woman in the kitchen turned, spotting the to two siblings. “Who’s this?” She asked, sending the two a small smile. Conner glanced over to the woman, eyes pausing on the long jagged scars running down her face. This must be Emily, he decided, quickly diverting his gaze, not wanting to seem rude from staring.

“Bella and Conner Swan.” Jared explained.

A smirk grew on Emily’s face. “So, you’re the vampire girl.” She said. Conner’s head shot to his sister. First wolves and now Vampires? What’s next? Big Foot?

Conner turned to his sister, gritting his teeth. “Vampires, Bella? You have a lot of explaining to do.” He seethed, glaring at the girl.

Bella grimaced, turning to answer Emily. “So you’re the wolf girl.” She said, ignoring her brother. She would clearly have to spend time later explaining things to the man, but for now, she focused on getting some answers of her own.

“Guess so.” Emily smirked. “Well, I’m engaged to one.” She clarified, setting a heaping plate of muffins on the table. Hands swarmed the plate, grabbing muffin after muffin. “Save some for your brothers.” She chastised the boys. “And guests first. Muffin?” She added, offering the plate to the two siblings.

Conner reached forwards, snagging one of the warm pastries. “Sure, thanks.” He muttered softly.

“So, that explanation you wanted.” Embry started, mouth full of muffin. “We’re descendants of wolves.” He stated simply, as if that explained everything. Conner supposed that was the best he was going to get, coming to to the conclusion that he should just except the fact that he didn’t live in the world he thought he had. There was clearly a lot that he had been oblivious to previously, and he planned to get some more answers out of Bella later.

He sighed, pulling a chair out from the table, giving up, as he slouched over, stuffing the muffin into his mouth. His eyes widened, a soft groan falling from his lips. “Compliments to the chef.” He said, eyeing the muffin.

“She is pretty amazing isn’t she?” A voice coming from behind said. A large muscled man made his way towards the woman, taking her scared face in his hands, planting a kiss to her lips. This must be sam, Conner concluded. He turned his focus to the muffin, feeling like he was intruding on something he shouldn’t be seeing.

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The siblings returned home a few hours later. Luckily, their father was still out, having left to go hunting again with Harry. Slamming the front door behind him, he followed his sister, deciding now was as good as any to talk things through.

Bella looked to the man apprehensively. “Conner… I can explain.” She said hesitantly.

Conner scoffed. “How could you lie to me like that?” He asked, anger filling his voice.

Bella stared, eyes wide. It had been a long time since she had seem him so angry, him usually being so timid. “Technically,” She started hesitantly, “I didn’t lie, I just didn’t tell you everything.” She explained.

Suddenly it him. “Is that why?” He asked, earning a confused look from the girl. “Is he why you stopped answering my calls?” He clarified. His heart ached in protest, not sure if he wanted to hear the truth.

“I-I knew I would end up letting it slip on accident, and I couldn’t chance you being put in danger.” She said, trying to justify her actions.

Conner pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to push back the building tears. “Bella, have you ever stopped to think about the danger this put you in?” He asked.

Bella looked down to the floor. “That’s not the same.” She muttered in defense.

Conner scoffed. “Not the same? You know what, you’re right. It’s worse. Bella, for fuck's sake, he's killed people. The whole family has.” He yelled, throwing his hands in the air. His voice raised in volume, quickly losing his temper with the teen. All the years he had spent trying to protect her, meanwhile there she was willingly endangering her own life.

Bella’s forehead creased in anger. ”He's not like that anymore, they don't feed on humans.” She tried to defend.

The man looked at his sister in disgust. “Do you even hear yourself?” He asked.

“Anymore, Bella. He’s killed before, and it’s clear that you know that. You're trying to justify killing. He's a murderer, Bells.” He said bluntly, glaring at the girl.

“Don't talk about him like that.” She said shortly.

Conner felt like he had been stabbed in the heart. “Does your life really mean that little to you?” He asked sadly. “Are the people that love you that expendable to you?” Bella stood for a moment, mouth open, looking for an answer that she knew she couldn’t find.

"Con-" He flinched at the nickname. Nicknames were for close relationships, not strangers, and right now he didn’t recognize the girl standing in front of him. "I'm sorry." She said.

Conner felt the tears begin to spill from his eyes. "Bella, I lost the love of my life. You know what that kind of loss feels like, but she didn't just leave me like Edward left you. She died. Died with my child. A child I didn't even know about until she was gone." He paused, his voice cracking. "And on top of all of this, the one person.” He sucked in a breath “The one person I thought I could count on left me too. Made me feel like I was the burden” He cried out, tears flowing freely down his cheeks.

"Conner, I'm sorry, I-" Bella started.

"No." Conner interrupted. "Sorry isn't good enough anymore. I thought our relationship meant more than that to you, but obviously it doesn't mean shit." He ended, turning, walking out the door, and slamming it behind him.

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March 18th, 2006

A week had passed since Conner had found out the truth. A week of awkward silence and cold shoulders. Charlie could tell something had happened between the two, but wasn’t sure how to approach the subject. Conner had been working non-stop trying to avoid the teen, having only been home to sleep as of late. If he wasn’t working, he was over in la push, having been spending more time will Billy. After everything that had happened, he felt like the man was the only person who would understand even a fraction of what he was going through, even if most of what they did was watch sports games together. If anything, it was a good distraction.

He had just finished a shift at the diner when he received the call. Looking down at the illuminated screen, he read Jacob’s name. Clicking to answer the call, he brought the phone to his ear.“Hey man, what’s up” He asked casually.

“Bella just almost died.” The teen answered bluntly, causing Conner to stop in his tracks.

His heartbeat pounded in his ears. “W-what?” He stuttered out, blinking rapidly.

Jacob took a deep breath. “She thought it was a great idea to try out cliff diving today.” Conner heard Bella saying something about it being not that big of a deal in the background. Of course. The girl had a death wish.

Conner sucked in a breath “Jesus.” He said.

“She's okay. We're heading back your place now.” Jake reassured.

Conner let out a heavy sigh. “I'll be there in ten.” He stated, hanging up the phone. Leave it to Bella. He climbed into his truck and hurriedly pulled out of the parking lot. He tried his best not to get a speeding ticket on the way home, knowing that would be an awkward conversation to have with his father.

No matter how mad he was at Bella, he still loved her, and the fact that she had almost died just in the last hour made him uneasy. He would've never forgiven himself if he had lost her. The last conversation they had, having ended with the both of them screaming at each other.

The man blew out a breath relief as a pulled up to the house, spotting his sister’s truck in the driveway. His eyebrows furrowed in confusion as he noticed the other car parked horizontally on the side of the road. He wasn’t too familiar with cars, but he knew this one looked expensive. He didn't know anybody that would've even had the money to rent a car like that.

Conner approached the front door hesitantly. Twisting the knob, he found it to be already unlocked. He stepped in slowly.”Hello?” He greeted cautiously, turning the corner to the living room. Jacob stood glaring at Bella who was wrapped in two pale arms. Conner looked up to the pale face of the girl, chills running up his spine. Vampire. He wasn’t sure how he knew, but he did. There was just something about the girl. She was unnaturally perfect, just like he remembered Edward to be.

The short pixie-like girl glanced up. “Oh, hi. You must be Conner.” She greeted. “I'm Alice Cullen.” Conner's back tensed. So he was correct.

“I had a vision of you.” Alice said, turning her attention back to Bella. “You jumped off a cliff. Why in the hell would you try and kill yourself?” She asked angrily.

“I didn't try to kill myself. I was cliff diving. Recreationally. It was fun.” Bella reassured.

“I have never met anyone more prone to life threatening idiocy.” Alice huffed out in annoyance.

Conner scoffed. “I wholeheartedly agree.” He said irritatedly.

Bella started again. “Did you- did you tell him?” Edward, he assumed.

“No. He only calls once every few months. He said he wants to be alone…and what is the god awful wet dog smell?” She asked, turning up her nose from the stench.

Conner crossed his arms, watching the two amusedly. “That's probably me, or Jacob.” Bella said bashfully.

Alice seemed confused. “Jacob who?” She asked.

“Yeah, Jake's a giant dog.” Conner teased.

Bella added awkwardly. “Jacob's kind of a werewolf.”

“Bella!” Alice shouted. “Werewolves are not good company to keep!”

“Hey! Speak for yourself!” Jacob started.

Conner stepped up. “I'm gonna have to agree with him on that one.”

He suddenly noticed the absence of his father. He furrowed his brow, knowing the man had the day off and as far as he was aware, hadn’t made any plans for this night. “Where's Charlie?” He asked.

Jacob's face fell, staying silent for a moment. “Harry Clearwater had a heart attack.” He said finally.

“Oh my god. Is he okay?” He asked panicked. Jacob hung his head, shaking it ‘no’. He had just seen the man. It didn’t seem real. Conner’s heart sunk. Jesus, his poor kids.

“His daughter phased in front of him and I guess his heart couldn’t take the shock. We’ve never had a female in the pack before. We didn’t even know it was possible.” He said solemnly. Conner’s face scrunched up, poor Leah. That was horrible.

He was soon ripped from his thoughts as Bella yelled. “Stop!” Alice and Jake glared darkly at each other. If looks could kill, they'd both be six feet under. Assuming the vampires could die, this he wasn’t completely sure of.

Alice let out a sigh, rolling her amber eyes. “I will give you one minute.” She stated pointing a thin finger at the girl.

“You're not going anywhere, you're gonna come back , right?” Bella asked panicked. She wouldn't let Alice leave her. Not again. Not after so long waiting so long to see the vampire again.

A smirk found its way to the Cullen’s face. “As soon as you put the dog out.” She teased. Her gaze then flickered over to the older sibling, signaling to leave the two alone for some privacy.

Conner huffed, following the immortal girl out towards the back yard. He stepped into the cool air, unease settling in his stomach. ”So you're Conner. It's nice to finally meet you. I've heard a lot about you." She said a large smile gracing her delicate features. She looked kind enough, but still, something stirred in Conner’s chest, putting him on edge.

He looked towards the girl, thoughts whirling. ”Um-yeah, and you're Alice. Edward's sister?" He asked, looking for clarification.

Alice grinned, showing her bright white teeth. ”That’s me. It's great to finally meet you. I've seen that we're going to get along great." She said grinning widely. A little weirded out, Conner blew the comment off. She'd seen? What is that supposed to mean?

Conner stared blankly for a moment. ”Yeah... Why is it that you're just now coming back to see Bella? You know, she's had a really shitty time getting over you and your family. Why pop back up now that she’s finally getting better?” He asked defensively. She wasn’t gong to get off easy by just being polite. Not after everything Bella had been put through.

Alice frowned. ”I needed to see if she was okay. I worry about her..." She faded off, her face becoming blank and eyes glossing over. The air between the two went silent as she as her attention drifted off elsewhere.

Conner quirked an eyebrow, waving a hand in front of her face, looking for some type of reaction ”Um, hello? Are you okay?" Conner asked unsure, attempting to regain her attention.

Alice's eyes widened to an almost comical size as she breathed out a gasp of air. "Oh god." She muttered turning quickly and rushing back into the house at an inhuman speed. Conner blinked rapidly, trying to decide if he had just hallucinated the whole interaction. The wolves hadn’t been kidding when they said vampires were fast, in fact he now realized that was definitely a major understatement.

After coming to his senses, Conner turned on his heal, rushing back into the warmth of the house. As he crossed the threshold of the kitchen, Bella coming into view. Her face was white, as she looked like she had just seen a ghost. Her face quickly morphed into utter rage as she turned on Jacob, beginning to yell at the boy.

"Bella, it's Edward." Alice interrupted, panic filling her voice. "He thinks you are dead." Bella gaped at the girl. "Rosalie told him why I came here." Conner’s mind whirled as he tried to process this information.

Bella turned to Jacob utterly furious. "Why would you- why didn't you let me speak to him?” She asked angrily.

"He didn't ask for you." Jacob stated stubbornly.

”Bella." Alice interjected hurriedly, trying to gain her full attention. "He's going to the Volturi." Conner of course had no idea what this meant, but still, the word set an ire chill in the air. Shivers ran down his spine as the word invoked a visceral reaction from the man. "He wants to die too." Alice finished.

Bella sucked in a breath, eyes widening. ”We have to- we have to go." She stuttered out.

Conner’s heart dropped, putting a hand up to stop the teen. ”Hold on. Where are you going?" Conner interjected incredulously. "You're not going to just get up and leave again." He recalled the year previous when Bella had left Forks in a rush only to end up in the hospital a day later. The pain she had put Charlie through.

"He left you Bella, remember? He didn't want you anymore." Jacob pleaded with the girl.

Bella let out a frustrated grunt. "I'm not going to let him kill himself out of guilt." She said determinedly. She glared at the two males. She knew all they wanted to do was protect her, but she’d be damned if she let Edward die while she stood by and did nothing.

Conner ran his fingers through his hair, trying to calm his building nervousness. Wherever it was that Bella was planning on going, he knew would be unsafe. Anxiety gripped his lungs as he began to struggle to breath. “Bella you can’t leave again.” He said, eyes pleading with his sister. “Charlie needs you right now.” He tried reasoning.

He looked deep into the girl’s eyes, instantly knowing that it was no use. Whatever grip this family had on the girl was too strong. In truth, he should have known this from the start, but he had tried to hope. Hope that she had moved on from Edward enough to value her own life, but he should have known. That was where her loyalties lied. Not with the family that loved and supported her throughout her darkest times, but with the boy that had broken her heart.

Conner nodded his head slowly, seeing there was no use in trying to convince her to stay. He turned his face from the girl, pain etched across his features. The fact was, family wasn’t a priority for her anymore. It hadn’t been since she had met Edward. His shoulders sagged in defeat, the sting of betrayal sinking in. And the she was gone, without even a second glance.

He planted himself on the couch, taking his head in his hands. It was suddenly way too silent in the house, and his thoughts began to overwhelm him.

What in the world was he going to tell Charlie?

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THE LAST OF US HBO (and game) SPOILERS

ya’ll i’m so fucking excited for this episode the pittsburgh section is one of my favorites so i’m fuckin stoked

also i was with a friend today and they’ve never played the game before. they know nothing about what’s to come. they said “surely no one else will die right? i feel like everyone that could have died has died right?” and i went “i’m not saying anything” HAHAHAHA I FEEL SO BAD. ANYWAY

HERE WE GO!!!

i’m so fucking excited for roadtrip scenes

and then the fucking truck crash

i’m so excited holy shit

the theme will never get old

omg ellie plz be careful

her practicing a smug face lmao

the innocence of this UGH

THIS SHOT IS GORGEOUS

i love them so much

JOKE BOOK

OH MY GOD

HER FACE I LOVE HER

THE LAST OF US (YOU AND ME) UGGGH

“he will be back. there’s nothing you can do to stop him”

OH MY GOD

FROM THE GAME

HANK WILLIAMS

KSBSLSBSKSBSKBSISBS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

THE PORN MAG

IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME ONE FROM THE GAME

OH MY GOD

arby’s :(

this looks eerily familiar to me

like i swear i’ve driven here

him seeing that she’s soaced tf out and deciding to camp🥺

jesus she’s goin to town

i would too tbh

THE ONE THAT SMELLS GOOD IS FRANK’S UUUUUGH😭😭

“because he was outstandin’ in his field” AND HIS LITTLE SMILE AS HE TURNS OVER FUCK OFF

I LOVE THEM

“no one’s gonna find us” HE’S SUCH A DAD

I KNOW THIS MUSIC WAIT

i knew he was gonna be ALERT

that’s so sweet

COFFEE???

PLEASE TELL ME IT IS

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

JOEL GETS HIS COFFEE

THE WAT HE SIPS IT AFTER SHE SAYS IT SMELLS BAD HAHAHAHA

OMG WAIT TOMMY BACKSTORY

“where we met tess”😭😭😭

he’s such an older sibling

“now i gotta go get him”

“you keep goin for family”

“i’m not family.” “no. you’re cargo. and i made a promis to tess. and she was like family” 😭

joel you’re gonna change your mind about ellie bein cargo

“i’m not even tired.” THE SAME FUCKING CUT TO HER ZONKED IN THE FRONT SEAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

WE’RE HHHHHEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE

i’m so excited

THE SHOT FROM THE TRAILER AHHHHHH

he knows something’s up

that semi is a way to keep people in and make them go around and funnel them in one direction. then ambush them. and joel KNOWS somethin’s up

oh wait this is kansas city now??

fo sho fo sho i’m not mad

“screw it.” IT’S COMINNGGGGGG

uh oh. burned bodies.

HERE WE GO

THE WAY SHE IS SO CLOSE TO HIM

“and they’re not gonna hit you. look at me! they’re not gonna hit you. stay down. you stay low. you stay quiet.”

the way that he’s reassuring her but also himself rn i cannot deal w this

the parallels to sarah UUUUUGH i’m gonna fucking scream and cry and scratch at the walls goddamnit

OKAY JOEL

OMG IS THIS WHERE SHE KILLS THE GUY

HIS FACE HE’S SO SCARED

OH NO. OHHHH NO. SHE’S GONNA FEEL SO BAD.

HE JUST TOLD HER HIS NAME AND ABOUT HOW HE HAS FAMILY

oh joel’s pissed.

i like that they stick with how joel doesn’t try to comfort her immediately

“get back behind the wall.” OH MY GOD

THE WAY HE YELLS FOR HIS MOM AND PLEADS FOR HIS LIFE

SHE’S CRYINNNNG😭😭😭😭

the juxtaposition of her being upset and joel just moving onto the next task at hand

and how she was so innocent in the bathroom of the gas station and she was smirking and playing with the gun

UUUUUUUGH😭😭😭😭

MASH SQUARE TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR JOEL

LMAO

she’s trying to brush it off UGH

wait is he just not going back for his bag

JOEL. GET YOUR SHIT BRO.

MELANIE LYNSKEY!!!!

the way she seems so sweet but i know she’s gonna be ruthless

“you know where henry is” AYO?????

MY BOY????

okay slay eat him up

“but henry did” OHHHHHHHHH TEA

JEFFREY PIERCCCEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT’S JEFFREY!!!!

i love how troy and jeffrey are playing antagonists

did he really just leave his shit in the truck???

he had time to grab it?

“are you okay?” PLEASE

“i’m alright. are you alright?” THE WAY HIS VOICE SHAKES PLEASE😭

“yea.” ellie don’t lie

“i didn’t hear that guy comin and- you shouldn’t have had to have- yknow.” “you’re glad i did though, right?” “you’re just a kid. you shouldn’t know what it means to-“

i love that instead of joel getting pissed and saying “i’m lucky i didn’t get my head blown off by a goddamn kid” he’s being sympathetic. and that he’s actually really trying to comfort her afterward which we didn’t see too much of in the game

HE’S TRYING SO HARD😭😭😭😭

“i mean it was my fault. you shouldn’t have had to. and i’m sorry.” 😭😭😭😭

THE MUSIC FROM THE TITLE SCREEN OF THE GAME AHH AHH

i’m crying

i’m gone

the way he looks down after seeing her wiper her eyes😭😭

i know he’s beating himself up to hell and back rn

pedro has been through this training so many times i’m sure lmao especially w narcos

I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

THE WAY SHE’S GIGGLING AND SMILING

this is such a huge moment of trust for him

the way he gruntd when he gets up. i felt that.

knee injuries fuckin suck man

“we’ll get through this.” “i know.” AHHHHHHH

i’m upset that joel didn’t get his fuckin bag dude

THE DRAWINGS ON THE WALL THAT SAM DID FUCK OFF

😭😭😭😭

WAIT IS IT BLOATER TIME?????

BRO

jeffrey pierce slay

BOOSTING WOOOOOO

“straighten up. i got you.” FUCKIN FUCK OFF😭😭😭

THE “i got you” HAS BEGUN AAHHHHH

this is literally the game

WAIT IS THIS THE BLOATER BUILDING

IS THE BASEMENT HAPPENING NOW??

THE LAST OF US (GOODNIGHT) PLAYING FUCK OFF

“how’d you know it was an ambush?” ON THE STAIRS LIKE IN THE FUCKING GAME I’M YELLING

“i’ve been on both sides.” KABDKSHSKDBSKSV

MORE BACKSTORY ABOUT IT WOOOOO

“did you kill innocent people?” THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER SKDHAKDJOWBS

AND DOESN’T ANSWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the way he falls against the wall.

me too bitch.

“get up you lazy ass.” “lazy ass. 56 years old you little shit.” I LOVE THEM

looks damn good for 56👀

him setting up the glass is so smart

I LOVE THAT THEY’RE SHOWING THE BAD EAR NOW BC THEY HAVE TO BE MORE SPREAD OUT

the way he says “what?” like he’s so annoyed lmao

“are you sure you’re gonna hear it?” LMAOOOO

is she gonna go step on it to test him

i’ll laugh my ass off

“hey.” “yeah?” “when we were talkin about hurtin people. what do you mean it wasn’t your first time?” i love that HE is asking questions about her past now.

“i don’t wanna talk about it.” “alright. you don’t have to. i’m just sayin, it isn’t fair. your age. havin to deal with all of this.” AND HE’S TURNED TO WHERE HE’S FACING HER NOW. FUUUUCK OFF😭😭🫶🏻

“so it gets easier when you get older?” “no. not really. but still.”

and then she changes the subject back to him😭😭

“the reason i asked whether you’d hear the glass or not is because i’ve noticed you don’t hear too well from your right side. is it because you were shot there?”

AND THEN HE TURNS BACK OVER UUUGH

THE WAY HE SMILES AND THEN CHUCKLES AT THE JOKE PPLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE

HE’S TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH

“that is so goddamn stupid.” “you laughed motherfucker.” “i didn’t laugh.” “yes you did.” “jesus i’m losin it” “you’re losin it big time” I LOVE THEM

AND THEN HE REALLY LAUGHS I’M GONNA FUCKING SOB RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

JOEL MILLER SMILING AND LAUGHING IS SUCH A SERATONIN BOOST

THEM LAUGHING AND SAYING GO TO SLEEP DURING THE FADE TO BLACK I’M CRYINNNNG

oh fuck what’s happening

the way his eyes shoot open UUUUGH i love him

HENRY AND SAM AHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH

TRUE FAITH?????? TRUE FAITH???????

I’M CRYING

NEXT WEEK LOOKS SO GOOD

THE BLOATER

BTS TIME

“you get a sense that they’re a team.” 😭

BELLA!!!!!

“how ugly that violence is” AGHHH

CRAIG TALKING ABOUT THE LAUNDROMAT SEQUENCE AHHHHHH

“i love humanizing villains” WE KNOW NEIL. WE KNOW.

oh my god. that was fun! not as much plot but that’s A-OKAY. a nice break from the third episode hahaha🥲

i’m still lowkey mad joel didn’t get his fucking bag from the truck like he had time but it’s whateva

he’ll get another one later. i was just emotionally attached to that bag bc it was the game accurate one hehehe

ANYWAY

good episode! really loving the series so far!

so excited for next week. i’m taking an asl course right now so i’m fucking stoked to see it next ep!!

now time to rewatch and add the tracks to my soundtrack playlist!!

#the last of us hbo spoilers #the last of us spoilers #tlou hbo spoilers #tlou spoilers #the last of us hbo #the last of us #tlou hbo #tlou #joel miller #ellie williams #pedro pascal #bella ramsey

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anarmorofwords · 3 years

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Okay since I’m emotional about baby Matthew interacting with his parents, Charlotte having to leave Matthew for the first time since she’s had him (Henry is there so he’s not alone but you know what I mean) and she sneaks into his nursery and lets rubs her finger on his little chubby baguette arm and tells him to be good for papa and Charles and she loves him before she goes to Charles room and kisses him goodbye too. She did this for a long time, every-time she left until her babies weren’t quite babies anymore.

Henry positioning little Matthew on his lap so he can hold his fingers and just bounce before he can walk. Tbh? I think Henry was the one who really liked seeing his kids firsts, like he’s the one who wanted to see them walk and tried to contrive ways for them to have the chance too.

Matthew gave Charlotte a heart attack once because she tried to cut his nails as a baby and everytime she get close he scream and she jump away but then he laugh, he thought they were playing, he is the reason for her first grey hairs, she swears.

Charles and Matthew where the “he’s touching me” / “I’m not touching you” type of siblings. Matthew has pushed Charles into a fountain and Charles has cut Matthew’s doll’s hair off. But Charles would also kill spiders in Matthew’s room if he asked and held his hand to cross the street as a kid unprompted.

Henry did perfect his mobile rocking crib from clockwork princess by the time Matthew was born

Charles once took Matthew out of his crib as he was crying and walked into a room of small party his mom and dad were hosting at 7 and matter of factually told them “make him stop crying, please” and since he’s 7 and has no idea to hold a child the parents in the room all to rush to get the kid out of his arms.

Matthew actually was the tantrum Haver of the two Fairchild children and like he says, if he was going get angry he was gonna make it in eventful, baby fists flying (Charlotte and Henry grabbing his hands and telling him “no, no hitting, violence is not the answer” but he craves violence) screaming like a victim of a slasher film but after he did it a lot of times he Peter out and feel bad about it, after everything is said and done he usually said sorry. But he also tire himself out. Similarly? If Matthew was a screamer, Charles bit people. Horribly teething phase. No one will ever let him live down when he was five and he bit Gideon. All I’m saying is that Charlotte gave birth to hellions while Will have births to angels was the common joke back in the day

Matthew can do pretty good impressions of his parents that actually make Charles laugh, but he denies it. Matthew can do a good Charles too, but Charles finds it less funny.

Charlotte introduced Matthew to Oscar Wild, when she bought home a copy of Dorian Grey, Will insisted she read but “when do I have to read?” But she ended up reading it to Matthew as a bed time story not recognizing it may be a little scary for him but LUCKLY he just ended up stanning him.

Matthew had a little bit of Anna from the first half Frozen energy when it came to the Fairchild Manor. Change my mind.

Charlotte has a pictures of both Charles and Matthew as babies in a locket she keeps in her pocket. Henry has a family portrait as soon as photography was available.

In a similar way, in some ways to his son’s fears, Henry fears Matthew thinks he’s boring and prefers Will who more fun (Oh the irony right?)

Matthew and Charles have only met the Branwell side of the family a number that can be counted on one hand but even that is too many for them.

The academy explosion was the one time Charlotte truly blew up at Matthew over.

Both Charles and Matthew had quite a bit of freedom as young teens that maybe they shouldn’t have had.

hi anon!!!

so sorry for taking so long!

hey I'm emotional now too, was that your plan? :')

*le cry*

Charlotte kissing them goodbye is currently almost making me cry when I'm wearing a mascara, bad idea

yes?!! i totally see him being obsessed with their milestones and firsts (again, his kids are what he's most proud of, and I'll die on that hill)

lil Matthew being a lil shit like that has my heart breaking, thanks

they were. though, aren't most siblings like that??? it's really breaking my heart, because I assume this was very much their dynamic at first, the typical "wanna push you into a hole but I'll hold you while you're afraid of the dark" thing.

mobile rocking crib yes please!!!

the mental image of the entire TID gang scrambling to their feet to take Matthew from Charles' arms is currently killing me, thanks

he was and he would apologize after tiring himself out, yes. i kinda wanna imagine that if it happened during dinners/parties Will was at, he would try to take care of him by redirecting his attention, kinda like Jace urging the baby to fight demins

plz imagine Charles trying to boss Gideon around in TLH (in a political setting) and Gideon just looking at him unimpressed, like, "kid, you bit me when you were 5, shut the fuck up"

Omg yes?!?! acting skills, baby!! (Charles is pissed when he's doing the impression of him, but he's also equal parts impressed and unsettled by the accuracy)

I wouldn't say "luckily" about a 12-13 year olds stanning Oscar Wilde lol (especially that I remember my own existential crisis phase when I was that age and read it), but I like that scenario!

yup!

she absolutely has. also does she have like am office or something? because she so would have them there as well

Matthew being insecure about Kit and Henry being insecure about Will,,,,woah, pain. Though I'd say Henry only started thinking so when Matthew became a teen and started to be more distanced (aka mentally ill lol) and all that. Earlier, I think he was very vocal about his adoration for Henry, if NBS is anything to go by.

I imagine she was really really mad and definitely lost it

i think so too! perhaps it wasn't a bad idea in itself, but so it happened that it ended the way it did...

thanks for sending this dear! have a nice day/evening/night!

#handling my inbox #matthew fairchild #tlh #the last hours #ask answered

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lemon-ty · 3 years

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While I have no time to draw I found that thing from twitter and I don't think it would be bad if I post at least anything till I'll be free to draw?? and let's say that's just one another post before I'll finally add some of It in my blog

I'll just answer all in one post let's go, guys

(Movies & mini series & book mixed)

1. Favorite female character

I don't think there're a lot of 'em lol. But

Patricia Uris

That's right, not Beverly. Patti has one(!) chapter and somehow I fell in love with her character while reading it. She's got her own story before Stan and she's got a very very very beautiful relationships with him.

(I'm so in love with Uris family I mean whyyyy can't I just have some Stan with his pretty wife and a CHILD THANK U VERY MUCH)

2. Favorite male character

RICHIE

I'm just in love with him he's perfect next

3. Worst character

Bill?

OK, let's talk about it. I was kinda neutral to everyone in the Loser club except Richie for a year or more. Then while being in fandom I fell in love with these guys like with everyone of 'em concluding Bill. But when I decided to actually read a book... why is he so stupid and careless and fjligvdsvfuklugxseggh

Moron.

I really tried not to be "of course u let kid go alone what will happen right??" but this.fucking.weather.this.fucking.fact.that.Georgie.told.him.he.was.about.to.go.to.the.closed.area.u.know.closed.bc.it.was.dangerous.to.go.there like BOY, u killed ur brother when he stepped out of the house HAVE U EVEN LOOKED TO THE WINDOW???? Was it ur plan how to get rid of him bc he was clever and better than u and everyone loved him more? Bc if it was, well, congratulations! it worked not like u expected but still worked!

I'm bullying Bill Denbro in my house I wish for the alternative version with George as a main character instead of him-

4. Favorite scene

Richie and Beverly dancing together

I LOVE their friendship they're like BEST BROTP EVER

I love all their interactions and I find it SO ADORABLE they danced together I always think about it ...about 'em

5. Favorite member of the Loser club

Well, again? Fine. RICHIE

6. Original or remake?

I'd say book? But if we're talking only about films when of course remake

I saw mini series some time ago and that was cute and had a lot from the book (and abult Eddie-) but it was so naive and looked kinda stupid (sorry everyone but I'm the new auditory and I can't get that seriously especially after new films) while new films... Weeelll...

Let's be honest, I saw It 2017 only bc of James McAvoy in the second chapter and I found it boring. And then the second part I found more like a comedy than horror. I didn't like films that time but I liked characters (Richie). Some weeks ago I rewathed both It 2017 and It 2019 and second one is still too long and a comedy but first I found interesting

So remake is great at least on the second time watching and that's enough

7. Reddie?

Reddie is always the answer it's never a question cuz the answer is YES all the answers YES

8. Ben of Bill?

Oh that's a question for me and my hate to Bill!

Ben OF COURSE

Not only bc I hate Bill, Ben is awesome himself. In films he was more leader for the Losers that Bill and Mike like together?? And have u seen that he did fo Henry in the book? Damn boy u're way too cool slow down

9. Best ship

Look question 7

10. Worst ship

OK it took a lot time to find the one bc I don't think there's any ship I would actually hate or smth but if thiiink Bill × Beverly

First, bc Bill?? Seriously?? Go and find someone better, my girl

Second, bc Ben and Bev have much more chemistry (god, Richie and Bev have more chemistry and this tells the person who would kill for reddie)

11. Book or movie?

Book

(and if u say the book is too big I swear I-)

12. Tim or Bill as Pennywise

Why do u need to ask such difficult questions?? I mean, I love every version of Pennywise no matter if it's book or 1990 or 2017-2019 they all are great in their own ways

So both Tim and Bill have an extreme charisma, different but equal in power

I like Tim's Penny bc he's simple and warm I mean c'mon I would definetly hug him or anything and die happy, I mean, he just got ur trust??? And I like how bad effects make him seams not like an awful monster who will eat u but like a friendly mischief (listen me up: he makes sink dirty right after Bev cleaned it up like phhhhhhhhahaha really u're a moron u know). Yeah, that's not that Pennywise is meant to be but that's adorable

And I love Bill's version bc he does look scary (in a some way, of course). Yeah yeah new effects are doing their work and the costume is less friendly than Tim's but the most important is Bill's acting. His mimic and expressions are perfect he fits this role way too good. And, damn, he's so funny like... Yeah, I'd spend my last minutes with him he's great, that would be the most hilarious death I could ever get

So... can I just say both??

13. Funniest character

Do u really see this as a question??

Richie. The funniest guy ever. I would go to his stand-up. I would buy his merch. I would buy hi- AHEMAHEM

Seriously, I found him irritating watching 1st movie first time but after 2d started I've changed my mind he's a diamond that makes films better like he's the only reason I didn't fall asleep while watching 2d part

14. Worst character fear

OK, let's say we don't count the book here. Bc, u know, the fears in the book was, well, like actually kid's fears. Like someone just saw a horror film great now they've got a deep emotional trauma that's like kids work.

So saying about movies...

Stan

Does anyone really got what's wrong with that painting?? I mean???? Just an art what's wrong with u, Stan, do u like... hate art???

I do not get it, plz, if u do, just explain me bc I have no fucking idea why should it be a normal fear that's stupid

15. Favorite actor from the film

James McAvoy

Like I said I went to this fandom ONLY bc of him

16. Favorite adult character

Do u think they grew up and anything changed? Hell no!

Richie

Forever Richie

17. Worst encounter with Pennywise

None? I really can't name u anything bc they all are great at leeeeast bc of Pennywise taking part in it. The scene with him can NOT be worst

(but still-

Eddie's such a stupid brave boy like WHY does he always need to go to scary deadly places I mean are u going to die of what????)

(in the book he just decided that was a great idea to actually try to get into the Neibolt house like ????????????????? U FUCKING BRAVE IDIO-)

18. Worst jump scare

I don't pay attention to any jump scares sorry

None

But I can name my fav! Mrs. Kersh. Not bc she's scary but SO FUNNY OMG

(and in mini series she IS scary, yeah...)

19. Favorite quote

Everything Richie says

20. Least favorite ship

Stanbro

This ship is really great: there're reasons why it's existing and the ship dynamic is good but... I hhhaaaateeee Biiilllllly. And that's the whole problem, yes. Blame me but I can't love otp if I don't like one of the characters

21. Favorite fan account

Don't follow any

22. Favorite Pennywise quote

Is he saying anything??

Alright-alright I know how it looks. "U say u love Penny but don't remember any of the words he's saying". Yes! All I remember is that everything he says is cool but, yeah, sorry, I have nothing in my head

23. Best friendship

RICHIE TOZIER

BEVERLY MARSH

24. Richie or Bill?

Who the fuck will choose Bill?????? Richie's the best

I mean, u want me to choose between my fav one and the one I hate most? really?

25. Eddie or Ben?

Not lying to u that's a difficult question. I like both of 'em so I needed a list with +s and -s of each one

Eddie:

+ Jack Dilan Grayser's face

+ the thing with hand

+ u can joke about his mom

+ s.h.o.r.t.s

+ he's mean I like ppl like that (I'm person like that)

+ can kill u with the knife just stuck in his cheek

+ healer

+ brave as hell

- he's SO loud

- non human speed of talking

- most of the time he's a wimp, let's be honest

- DEAD

- has scary tendencies of amputation everything

- not Riche's husband somehow

- mindlessly brave as hell

- FIVE

- PARAGRAPHS

- OF

- OBSCURE

- MEDICINE

- STUFF

in his very first chapter

Ben:

+ an architect (i concider all of 'em like gods)

+ punctual. If he said he'll be in ur bar on Saturday when he'll be doesn't matter he's in London right now

+ I tell u he's a hidden leader

+ can drink and stay sober

+ HE

+ PUNCHED

+ HENRY'S

+ BALLS

- wrote a haiku I don't like haiku

- minuses are ended

So Ben has less +s but less -s if u compare to his +s. So, sorry, Eds, but Ben

26. Funniest scene

Every with Richie

27. Least favorite male characters

I can't just say Bill again, right? Or I caaan???

Bill

28. Most underrated character

MIKE

I see ppl love every character even the once that has really small time (STAN) but I haven't seen so much ppl loving Mike. Everyone kinda... forgot about him?? What an irony

29. Favorite edit

Every with Richie

30. Is fack real?

Plz don't ship real ppl

#it #it 1990 #it 2017 #it 2019 #it challenge #the losers club #pennywise

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ask-hotchiekins · 4 years

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Okay imma go with the positive promo angle. What’s a typical day like at the BAU? Also plz say hi to Agent Prentiss for me ( I have a crush on your girlfriend)

M-my girl- my girlfriend...

I don't have a girlfriend? And especially not Agent Prentiss. We have strict no-fraternisation rules in the FBI (put in place by our very own Dave Rossi, btw) and I have no feelings toward the agent in my care. (I don't swear but bull to the- y'know)

A typical day at the BAU starts around 8 for me, but everyone else comes in at 9. JJ is always second to me despite having Henry and Will at home and Morgan usually arrives at 8:58 and not a minute earlier. We all get coffee and do a briefing of the day, make a plan, Morgan tells some sex joke that Reid never gets, we all feel... Embarrassed... on his behalf. If we don't get called out to a case we're managing calls from all over the place and I spend all day in meetings in my office (with Emily on her knees- was I not supposed to say that?) Until just past 1pm. We don't eat lunch together (we're not in school anymore) but someone almost always has dessert with them (me! I'm the one with dessert! I gotta make sure my agents don't get sad!). We meet in the afternoon for a team meeting and JJ gives us a rundown of potential cases, then we do consults for a couple hours until home time.

(Penelope edits; he does actually have a pee break I swear he's human)

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ramblingshit · 5 years

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Persuasion 1995

The incoherent rambling commentary of a 3am viewing.

we start in a boat -- wait have i done this one before -- who cares CIARAN HINDS BBYYYY. I have sheep too just in my front yard ya know. that's just how it be. here's some boats - i can see where they pasted the fake boats in teh background i love it .calm nice piano music. dude is cutting the lawn people out here with top hats and wigs. oh dear everyone pissy SHOW ME THE MONEYYYY. lots of wigs and coats and here's a lady in a turban she's definitely the worldy kind. sailors n shit sitting drinking wine and smoking. oh god who's this. i can't hear the dialogue over my laptop fan. this ol mate's a fop i hate his voice. oh dear he's supposed to be a moron huh. oh whoops the fop is a baronet and he is poorr lol sucked in he got debtss extreme debts you musssttt retreennnnnchh. the neighbours be tryna help out and hereeee is Anne eyy. wow eatin grapes and sorbet and they're goin to Bath. he hates sailors and now he has to be ol mate's tenant. ohh Anne knows about the admiral and this fop keeps talking nonsense. a lady with no children has the best furniture. WENTWORTH she gasps. and she is dramatic and sad, puts her tea down takes a breath by the window and comes back takes up her tea and sits down damn. aww Ann---OH 'since no one will want you in bath its best you stay here!' what a fkn bitch what is happening. ITS AUNT PETUNIAA. naww anne is so cute and petite and so miserable. her sister looks cruel and stupid and her dad is just as bad honestly. damn they got Greek statues in their giant house. her sister. is. a . bitch. fuck me. give her like two lists and tells her to go visit everyone in the parish. damn all the peeps glared at him as he left like give us the money you foppish twat. Poor Anne, that is a fkn big ass house. everyone's watching em leave. ohhh cows. oop packing up the house, sheets over the furniture, she's lucky they got like a thousand servants. she's found something in teh box - it's a letter in the shape of a boat ooh i wonder who its from. she's been miserable for years; she hates Bath; her mum's dead and everything went to shit after that - her dad's a moron, her sister's a bitch, she's out here gonna fixedly avoid risking meeting him. Lady Russell - she's the one tsk tsk. oooh Annneeeee she is persuaded despite disapproval and anxiety of his prospects - she was 19 and she wanted to fuck and Lady Russell told her to fuck him off because he was a peasant damn fuck Lady Russell; she just brushes Jane off like shut up little girl I'm right you're wrong move on dumbass. And Anne's like, did you not hear me - i literally just tried to tell you I hate my fucking life and I miss him and I love him and I kinda resent you for telling me to say no. More sheep and a puppy, and close up view of sheep. dad and sister got to ride in a fancy carriage and Anne has to ride in a wagon that's a bit rough. I like her bonnet. oh my god her sister i love her. 'i am soooooooo ill' - she's searching for attention; lonely and miserable and sad and a little bitter. Mary you poor girl leave Anne alone none of that emotional manipulation. 'oh i was very well yesterday, it's just today' yeah alright. sounds like Charles isn't as rich as the Elliots and Mary's not happy about it. ohh i know this lady and of course Anne can play piano very well and everyone knows it -- Mary tryna cut in like yes i'm as accomplished as Anne and they're awkward like ehhhh but we like watching you dance and Anne doesn't dance so there you go and she sits there with an awkward cringe 'no'. Mary goes off and sulks and Charles rolls his eyes. The Musgroves are rich and friends ohmygod Mary don't be embarrassing in your bitterness yikes and we cut and Mary was there but now Mrs Musgrove and Anne are sitting in teh same spot - I like Mrs M's dress, even the lace around her shoulders that matches the hat I don't know it just seems refined or something. There's lots of very swift conversations - good pace just like my fingers and brain can't keep up yo. Yikes Mrs M thinks Mary is a shit mum; Mary says Mrs M riles em up with lollies; Charles says Mary interferes and fancies herself ill; Mrs M tells the kids are so naughty the only way to keep em chill is to feed them cake; dunno who this girl is (Henrietta?) anyway the brown haired petite one, they're sitting in the window, Anne's finished her tea by now damn how is she so casually moving from person to person how long have they been chillin with the Musgroves? anyway she's tea-less and talking with brown-haired-possibly-Henrietta: wants Mary to stop being rude over Mrs M even though she has precedent to no one likes her for it; blondish sister now and Anne's got more tea and this one says Mrs M's not one for etiquette she just wants cake lmaooooo; Mary is superior and wants her to persuade Charles that she is very very ill. Anne and Charles sigh on the couch together. Now only Charles has got a tea. okay never mind Mary's a bit more like her sister than I thought. oh my god kids ew. it's petunia looking high as a kite ahaha i wish i was her naw petunia was like idc bout your sister I wanted to meet you btw ol mate is married and Anne's like kill me now I guess. she's horrified, shocked, wants to find an ant hill to bury herself in. god mary's a bitch i take back everything i said about her but all is well Anne has a new friend. she's got a very good memory, Anne does, naw and she's good with her nephews. what's this girls name plz tell me oh it is Henrietta. oh damn they're invited to the house tonight to 'meet Mr Frederick WEntowORTH by ALL aCOunts a most CHarMinG anD agreEable GeNtlemAn' Anne could not look more uspet. fixing her hair in the mirror - there's boys screaming ohh no a child what's happened oh god Mary's screaming for Anne the boy has broken his collarbone - she's knowledgeable chatting with the doctor - Charles marches in like wtf my dumbass kid out here falling out of trees - it's his first born the kid looks so fkn miserable that's hilarious now he's off to dinner cause -- oh damn i forgot they wear gloves. this kid's just lying there. ahah Mary doesn't give a fuck about her kids she just wants to be in on everything -- damn--"you are the properest person to sit with the boy. but you haven't a mothers feelings, have you?' like BITCH she's just offered to sit here so you can go to dinner and you're out here being a fucking cunt for no reason? gtfo. and the scene just changes with that damn savage leave Anne be she deserves better than this. oh damn i know that cheekbone. Anne's been out here watching this kid all night like literally and Mary shrugs off that Wentworth barely asked after her because they're barely acquaintances and says he and Charles are out shooting and Anne's tense like uhh they're not coming here tho right and just as Mary's like nah BAM SURPRISE BITCH o no O NO and THERE HE IS DRAMATIC ZOOM HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK AT HER SHE LOOKS TERRIFIED, HE BARELY GLANCES AT HER, doesn't talk to her, she grips the chair tight fuck he's hot. another swift glance and he's gone. dramatic zooms all around. Mary returned, didn't even look at her injured child who has a big ass cut on his face who's just sitting in the corner looking plain and miserable and wentworth - "you were so altered he would not have known you again' - scene cuts to her sitting in front of a mirror looking fucking sadddddd. they're all at dinner together fuck me he is so hot my god. the girls are all over him and he's enchanting everyone with his stories and of course the reason why he first went out comes up and he's like 'i was extremely keen... to be at sea. i was extremely keen. i badly wanted to be doing something.' the PAIn in his eyes, the tight swallow as he turned to listen to the Admiral, who sits Right next to Anne who's sorta just sitting with wide eyes staring at the salad bowl. then the admiral leans over 'when a man has no wife he wants to be afloat again' and she's like yeah wow ah ha ha ah 'yes well i had no wife - pity the essex (?? dunno what that means but I GET THE POINT)" and then he looks at her properly for the first time and i want to die and she wants to die and he wants to die and we are all quite miserable where we are BUT WE ARE ONLY A HALF HOUR IN and we move on talkin bout his ship crap just wait im eating chocolate but i have many thoughts. sorry honestly theres no time to take a breath in this movie i love it but damn it doesn't give one enough time to write and snack. RIGHT - ol mate's declared he'll never have a woman on his ship because its not pink and frilly enough and petunia's stepped in like fkn excuse me m8 wanna say that again? and also is Anne and petunia related because they are looking very similar to me right now??? they're not related. alright pulling us back yet again, I'm so sorry this is a mess I'm eating chocolate at 1 am and watching Persuasion, I think you can guess how my day has been. they keep talking about him getting married and he laughs and jokes it off and then excuses himself like yeah real smooth yeeting yourself outta here dude at that certain topic hanging around. naww the only time petunia felt scared or bad was when she was away from her husband this is adorable. ol mate's tryna play the piano to the amusement of the girls, sees Anne sneaking up to listen and immediately hurries outta there, face pale never moved so fast in his life i bet and they all follow him and she just sits down and starts playing while everyone dances. for people who were so refined they danced like crazy people --- 'no never she has quite given up dancing' Wentworth's face falls and he looks at her and she looks away from him come on guys you are hurting me. some guy has just rocked up who the heck is Henry - a cousin? who is not --- 20,000 pounds fuck me. Charles and Mary; wait we're talking about Henry. oh my god, they're planning who's gonna marry who - Henrietta and lousia and henry and wentworth 'what say you Anne, which one is the Captain in love with? she laughs slightly - I've never seen someone so depressed before in my life, at least not in a romance . this is actually a really sad story ya know, Wentworth got rejected and fled to sea; and Anne rejected him and became depressed about it for years. damn. anyway these girls can't go anywhere without Mary butting in, now they're going for a long walk or something and Mary's forcibly inserted herself and they look at each other and the poor kid is sitting with his arm in a bandage that goes round his neck? with that scratch on his face and adorable little round glasses sitting at the table with some cake and a puzzle he's doing with Anne like please don't abandon the suffering child has he even had any panadol?? Who the hell is looking after this kid if they're all going on this long walk - now Charles and Wentworth too. Charles helps two of em over, Wentworth helps Louisa over the fence, and Anne has to help herself over, which she does without hesitation good girl you do you fam. yikes Charles and that are going to Winthrop or something where Charles' aunt lives and Mary's offended to have such connections and refuses to go and assures Wentworth she's only been there twice and he half-smiles politely. louisa came running up to take Wentworth wherever and he like turned around to look at Mary and Anne and Anne fkn spun around to avoid him just generally so smooth these two so smooth. Anne's looking around at like anything and everything except him. every time he's nearby she tenses up and skitters around like she's tryna hide in plain sight but also stand tall and brave and staring straight at him like she wants him to look at her so badly. 'we all wish that charles had married anne instead' 'did charles want to marry anne' 'did you not know' 'you mean she refused him' 'yes' ... 'my parents think it was Lady Russell's doing, that my brother not being philosophical enough for her taste she persuaded Anne to refuse him.' ohhhhhh. damn. Wentworth is very quiet. Mouth tight. Brow low. Anne's freaking out down the hill. Mary's just stolen her spot. Christ. It's chaos. Anne's stumbling along she's tired she's sad she's got the depression her sister's a nightmare, WEntworth doesn't care about her, she cares about him, everything is awful and she trips over some sticks and he turned to look at her, concerned out of his thoughts. Hey petunias back with her carriage and they're offering a seat and Wentworth like rushes over and whispers for them to take Anne and she catches it like wtf confusion she goes to protest and suddenly He's AT her SIDE and he doesn't even say anything and he leans his head down to hers for a moment with a gentle look on his face, putting a hand to her back and her brain just shuts down as he leads her to the carriage and hold her hip tight as he helps her up and she looks around in shock and he's staring straight forward like everything is chill and doesn't look at her again. oh wait petunia is wentworth's sister damn awesome but she doesn't think very well of him. oh they're going to Lime and they ask if Anne can come and I think Wentworth choked on his tea a little bit. and here's some establishing shots : the ocean. Some rocks with seaweed on them. The shittest 'beach' ive ever seen there's like boulders everywhere where's the sand? is that a teepee of seaweed? what Wentworth looks pretty happy about it though like he wants to jump in. I like Charles he's a funny dude. Wow that is one helluva hat Wentworth. All these fancy people going into a sailor's home like etiquette is what but everyone is chill with it except Mary of course. is Anne supposed to have her bonnet off? o no now she's chosen to be the nice depressed girl who tries to talk to the weird depressed guy who is too into poetry about death. cute they're all shoulder to shoulder around the guy's table. she starts getting the hint that this guys a bit off 'you cannot know the depths of my despair.' damn son get a therapist. ohh shittt 'you have no conception of what i have lost' 'yes I have' she says, and Wentworth is sitting there smoking what could be a blunt who can honestly say and he heard the whole thing. Wentworth and Louisa are doing a whole lot of hanging out. Like every time they actually speak to each other feels like a momentous occasion - they literally just said 'good morning' to each other and it feels like such a big step and her heads down and he's watching her BIG STEPS --oh shit some blonde haired guy that im sure will come up later tipped his hat to the girls and then Anne and Wentworth was coming up behind her and she looked over her shoulder to look at the BLondie but wentworth thought it was at him and he SMILED to himself nawwww. that looks like the house from Pride and Prejudice ahaha. whoop Blondie's back and she looked back at him again and now they're at breakfast ohmyGadh his eyes sparkle when he looks at her the few times he looks at her my god they're talking about Blondie who is apparently their cousin or something and he and mary and anne's father aren't on good terms and she tells Mary so and he looks over his bowl with those fkn sparklllinggg eyes and a playful smile and it doesn't even matter what he says just that look and he drinks his soup and licks his lips and looks up at her and she's just staring but like calmly not even freaking out and she lowers her eyes to her toast and just chills like all is well. whoop i think weird depressed guy is gonna propose but before he can whats up we're helping girls down some scary stairs yikes i'd sit my ass down going down those things. Louisa is being crazy oh fuckkkk ahahaha hahaSPLAT holy shit oh fuck weird depressed guy is standing in the background with his hands over his mouth Anne is in there with Charles and Wentworth damn she'd 100% be a doctor nowadays, Louisa the dumbass has smashed herself on the cobblestones and WEntworht is just freaking out and he is looking straight to Anne who is giving straight smart orders and he is following them without hesitation - the other women are crying they're all sitting around her while the doctor does like... something and Anne's the only one like hey we have shit to do like people gotta hear about this we don't have phones and her speaking makes Wentworth speak and Charles is in shock cause its his baby sister whose hurt. Once again she's looking after the injured person and she walks out and Wentworth is talking to Charles 'I think it should be Anne - no one so capable as Anne--' he cuts off when he sees her coming in 'I-we-you'll stay, won't you?' he stammers as she enters holy fuck my heart can't handle...they're just staring into each others eyes; in any other context man. he clarifies himself but fuck if they didn't think it. ah fuck Mary is so annoying crying that she should be the one to stay with Louisa like bitch you didn't even give a shit about your injured son let alone your sister-in-law wtf she needs a slap why are they listening to her. 'If only I -- if only--' he cries in the carriage 'yes.' Anne said, looking at him sadly. 'Anne... I regret that...' he looks at her once and again and again and she lowers her eyes and holds the sleeping Henrietta close. like honestly i feel like there's no problem writing their dialogue cause there is just so little of it and when it does happen all of it means everything. but anyway she doesn't answer him and I am sad and he is sad. 'damned foolish' he sa---wait holy shit SCREAAAAAAAMINGgGg fucking hell grab your torches and pitchforks Mrs Mudahwhatver is screaming and Wentworth is riding off in the rain and once again Anne is all alone and she stays up just walking around all night and playing the piano and yay Louisa is conscious and Anne continues to be depressed poor girl and you can tell because its raining. and its still raining and they're not back-- wait now she's in Bath and her fop father and bitch sister are lounging irritatingly and he says he's happy for her to have come because it will be an advantage to have four at dinner. things are white and gold - clean and unhomely and too perfect and the fop is calling everyone ugly - they're eating sorbet again ahaha yum. god they all look bored and miserable and here's blondie come to greet them and he glances at Anne, processes and then snaps back to stare at her in astonishment he's got nice hair and he continues to stare damn and she's so confident she just smiles and stares back I'm so jealous she can do that. oh mygod they're having an intimate conversation in front of her shitty family dude i know he'll probs turn out like a wickham character but one can have hope. damn that jaw-line tho. hmmm lady russell is back. i hate her hair. metal cups are odd - they make sense but so strange. Russell's got plans man Anne's telling her about how her bitch sister is after Blondie and Russell laughs and pats her cheek. Oh yay it's petunia! aw she hears the admiral is in poor health and she's immediately like what's wrong here come get some water. damn bitch sister 'she is nothing to me' damn whats about the screaming and the random rage bursts damn. oh and here's a viscountess why are they always fucked. Blondie and Anne are in the corner flirting crazily I know he's bad but like you can't fake this chemistry no one's that good. and suddenly she's surprised?0oh my god that suit. Mrs Smith oh my god she's adorable she and Nurse Rook are gossipers hell yeah 'there are no secrets in Bath' naw this better not be a Helen situation come on guys - oh fuck Louisa is gonna marry weird depressed guy?? and Anne is freaking thrilled. damn it rains a lot here. far out hats are crazy. Here's Blondie. Anne's so used to being verbally abused by her sister she doesn't respond -----holy damn its Wentworth walking down the street. Penelope is n---- oh fuck he just walked in -- she took a breath with her back to him then spun around HOWDY he looks shocked and delighted and she hse ewihpewjihp oh my god they love each other and they're so nervous and uncertain about it oh my god so awkward and cute please trying to go through the etiquette script oh no so cute 'im already armed for Bath' he grins and she laughs ----oh no. ... oh shit. Blondie just showed up and she just accepted Wentworth's umbrella everything was going so well stop awwww nooo his face falls, her face falls everything is awful. standing all solemn and glum by the window and all dressed in white looking shiny and gorgeous her little sack bag is weird but. and who is she looking for, I wonder. The family is standing awkward---there he be. tall and commanding and hmhmmm i love a man in uniform - she steps in front of him as he tries to pass him by. asks him if he's come for the concert - 'no ive come for a lecture on navigation am i in the wrong place' damn son no he's so good at making her laugh she never laughs oohh her family have to bow to him interesting - he's asking her how she's been since Lime I love them talking he starts on about being concerned about weird depressed guy getting married to Louisa because of his depression about his dead fiance 'a man does not recover to such a devotion to such a woman - he ought not; he does not' i'm sorry was that a declaration of love m8 omg Anne knows it too 'i should like to see it again' 'would you i would've thought i mean the distress, too painful' 'but when the pain is over...' dudes DUDES guys please guys 'It was my doing solely mine - Louisa would not have been obstinate if i had not been weak - Anne, I have never--' GUYS NO the fucking viscountess wandered in ruining everything and now he's gone please come back who cares about this lady singing i mean the candles look cool and but stop honestly who cares bring back Wentworth. omg fop is asleep, Anne and Blondie are bantering and she's not realising that she's pushing into flirting, again my god silly silly innocent naive and entirely relatable lol help. but there's Wentworth standing all tall and handsome in the corner and he looks so sad and meanwhile Blondie is like tryna propose and Wentworth is tryna yeet outta there and she's sprinting over to him tryna block his way tryna convince him to stay HOW THE TURN TABLES 'the next song is beautiful its a very beautiful love song is that not worth your staying for.' 'there's nothing worth my staying for.' kill me. Blondie needs to like there's no way he couldn't tell. Yay Charles is here! oh and Mary lol. Lol everyone is making decisions on what Louisa and Henrietta are gonna wear on their wedding day except they themselves?? And here is ol mate sweeping int eh room, smile briefly falling at the sight of Anne but everyone's happy to see them yay. mate what he just swept over to her talking softly ohmhwy god i don't think they've said anything directly to each other in their lives its all round the bend and metaphors and insinuations please kill me i love it he picks at her that she says she doesn't like the parties her family and Blondie give; 'they mean nothing to me' she has nothing in common with them and dislikes how they are, they're smiling at each other - oh shit Mr Elliott is out there meeting with her sister's friend or whatever now fkn Russell's tryna PERSUADE (ahaha) her into marrying Elliot 'that is not what I want!' Russell is shocked. now he's here looking stiff and snappy and awkward because the admiral has told him to invite her and her newly engaged Mr Elliot to his house and oh my god poor ol mate he wants to yeet away into the sunset goodbye world fuck you all 'if you wish it all you have to do is give me a yes or a no and we are both released' 'the admiral is too kind...' 'just say it: yes or no.' fuck you jane austen. Anne is overwhelmed and stormed off Russell faces Wentworth, he sneers her name, she smiles serenely 'You have an extraordinary ability to discompose my friend sir' , he twitches ' you have an extraordinary ability to influence her ma'am for which I find it hard to forgive you.' damn and then the scene ends damn. she's run off to Mrs Smith and Nook I love em she's ranting about everyone thinking she's gonna marry this guy and they're astonished and relieved cause he is poor and living on loans - he wants her for her money, title and lands thank god she's got her friends eyyy yasss. naw petunia and mrs musgrove are here my favs. Wentworth is writing a letter. whever they're in the room she can't help but look at him. she's talking with weird depressed gyu's fiance's brother - he's bitter that he's moved on so fast - she wouldn't have, its not in her nature, 'it would not be in the nature of any woman who truly loved.' 'do you claim that for your sex?' 'we do not forget you as soon as you forget us.' blah blah about women being stuck at home because people were shit to us back then fuck the patriarchy and all that. Fiance's brother says women and men are the same in being inconstant and forgetting those they love or have loved. Their convo gets interrupted by Wentworth knocking the whatever it is that they sprinkle over ink to dry it off the table and everyone's like dude the fuck we don't own vacuum cleaners you know. Fiance's brother says he's not read a book in his life that didn't have something to say on women's fickleness. 'but they were all written by men.' she argues. they laugh. he's on about going off to sea and being the victim cause he has to leave his family behind and boohoo it's so hard for me to be away from them even though i'm the one choosing to go away. yikes too close to home. anyway lolol. She says that above all, women are the ones who love the longest when all hope is gone. they all left, he snuck back and put out a letter on the desk, gave her a look and then left. she pretty much threw herself at it OH MY GOD THE LETTTTTTTTERRRRRRRR dudes dudes dudes dudes deud ed dud oh ymf theihwhes 'where are you going' 'i hardly know' ihowyiqruhoijpfg0hurbj3ifjpgrn Charles just keeps on standing between them and chattering finally gets it tips his hat and trots off wringing his hands. those eyes - he offers a hand, he takes it - i tried to forget you, i thought i had. they kiss very slowly, very gently, very chastely. his hair all windswept like that is very becoming - the way she slowly ran her hands over his arm before tucking it into his --- aand now there is a very random festival procession what and they're walking down the empty street. okay cool fine. she wanders into the gaming room or whatever, the camera mans shadow spreading all over the place, her sister grabs her and tells her not to monopolise wentworth - there's another war coming? oh how romantic. 'MY PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE TO YOUR DAUGHTER ANNE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED.’ he fucking beams. everyones shocked. 'Anne? You want to marry anne, whatever for?' he just grins at the fop. And now she's on a ship and they're sailing off to war, oh how romantic. and there you go.

ya know before this 1-3am viewing i wouldve given this a 4/5 or even 4.5/5, but now I’m gonna give it a 3/5. there’s just something about it thats a bit... idk. still really like it but also.. yeah.

#rambling shit #rambling #shit #commentary #persuasion #1995 #ciaran hinds #amanda root #fiona shaw #petunia dursley #review #very tired #movies #movie #period movie #eyy #persuasion 1995

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geminiamethyst · 6 years

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Snufkins play: Bendy and the Ink Machine. Part 1:

Chapter 1: Moving Pictures Part 1

Kyun selects "New Game" and chooses slot 1 for the game file. Screen changes to reveal a letter.

Ken: Who’s going to read the letter?

Kyun: Mumrik, you do it. You’re better at reading because you’re a nerd.

Mumrik: *sarcastically* Gee, thanks -__- *clears throat and reads the letter* “Dear Henry,

It feels like a lifetime since we worked on cartoons together. Thirty years really slips by. Doesn’t it?

If you’re back in town, come visit the old workshop. There’s something I need to show you.

Your best pal,

Joey Drew.”

Ken: Joey Drew sounds a bit like a cool name.

Kyun: Yeah, if this game wasn’t so creepy :р Let’s just…let’s just get this over and done with. Then I can get my hands on Gemini for forcing me to go first г__г

Gemini: *pokes tongue out*

Kyun presses the controller to continue the game.

Kyun: *reading the title on the screen* “Chapter One: Moving Pictures”.

Mumrik: Look at that. Kyun can actually read.

Kyun: Shut up.

Henry (in game): Okay Joey. I’m here. Let’s find what you wanted me to see.

Kyun: I kindа like how it is in the first person. But at the same time I hate it because it’ll make any jumpscares more scary /o *moves the joystick on the controller* Geez. The lag in this.

Gemini: There’s lag?

Shin: Yeah, it’s quite bad.

Gemini: *passes the bowl of popcorn to Ju and gets up* Let’s have a look.

Ju: Do not broke anything plz.

Kyun: *passes the controller to Gemini*

Gemini: Yeah, that’s-hang on. *pauses the game and goes into settings* Lets try…*changes some of the settings for the game and passes the controller back to Kyun* Try that.

Kyun: *moves Henry in the game* That’s better. Geez, not even five minutes into the game and already I’m creeped out :O

Shin: It’s nothing but an old animation studio, Kyun.

Kyun: That’s the creepy thing about it. That and the cardboard cutouts of that character. Is that supposed to be Bendy? I bet he’s meant to be creepy for a reason.

Shin: Kyun, just focus on the game. The quicker you get your bit done, the quicker it is out of the way.

Kyun: Right :/ What am I meant to do?

Ken: There was like an objective on the bottom corner of the screen, but it’s gone now.

Kyun: Do you remember what it said?

Ken: I think it said something like to go find the Ink Machine. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that’s what it said.

Kyun: Probably needed to go to it at some point anyway :p

Kyun moves Henry through the studio, following the signs that show the directions to the Ink Machine.

Kyun: *notices writing on the wall* “Dreams come true”. Well it depends on what dreams those are. Is that ink? Leaking from the ceiling?

Shin: *looks at the screen carefully* Yes.

Kyun: Gross.

Gemini: *singing* Ink is bleeding from the lines.

Kyun: What?

Gemini: Sorry it’s just when you said that about the ink, it reminded me of a line from JT Music’s “Can’t Be Erased”. That’s their “Bendy and the Ink Machine” rap.

Kyun: Oh. Wait people have done music based on this game?

Gemini: Yeah. Want me to play you some?

Kyun: No thanks. I’m good.

Gemini: Alright. No problem.

Everyone else watches carefully as Kyun moves Henry through the studio. Scenery changes to what looks like a balcony overlooking a large room that has a large hole in the floor, with chains going down into it.

Henry (in game): This lift could use a few dry cells.

Kyun: I don’t like this. *points at the screen* See that hole, I don’t like it. I can’t see what’s down there.

Ken: Yeah, it’s like a bottomless pit. Wonder what’s down there.

Shin: Well, the sooner Kyun fixes the machine, the sooner we’ll see what’s down there. So Kyun, hurry up.

Kyun: Yeah, yeah. Keep your hair on. *looks around the room and sees one of the dry cells on the shelf and the trunk glowing* Right, this looks like what I need. *picks up the dry cell, opens the trunk and finds a second dry cell* That’s two. Is that all I need or…?

Mumrik: I think so. Where do you need to put them? *watches as Kyun looks around for where the dry cells need to be* There. *points at a spot on the screen* That’s where you need to put them.

Kyun: And I only needed two. No need to look around the creepy studio.

Gemini and Ju start snickering.

Kyun: *glaring at the girls* What are you two psychos laughing at?!

Gemini: *innocently* Nothing.

Kyun: You psychos are up to something.

Gemini: Us? Never.

Ju: Yeah, we’re just innocent little angels.

Kyun: Innocent my foot.

Shin: Ignore them Kyun.

Kyun: *sighs heavily* Fine, fine xP *puts the dry cells into the machine*

Henry (in game): Lets see what you’re hiding down there, old friend.

Kyun: Unspeakable horrors, that’s what. *pulls the lever*

Chains move as they pull up something big.

Ken: It’s coming from the depts....

Kyun: Yeah, down below, where the sun don’t shine /o

The Ink Machine is slowly pulled up.

Kyun: Yikes o_O

Mumrik: I hate to say it but Kyun has a point on that one. Gosh look at that thing!

Ken: It’s definitely a bit... uh.... what’s the word?

Kyun: Creepy?

Ken: In a nutshell, yeah. What is that coming out of the bottom? Not the pipes but as it stopped moving...

Shin: I think that was steam. How many pipes are on there?

Mumrik: I think I see three underneath but there could be more. I mean looking around the place, there were a lot of pipes. Why would you need so much ink?

Kyun: We’ll have to ask…um…Joey? Yeah, Joey. We’ll have to ask Joey when we see him.

Gemini: Speaking of which, Kyun, you have a new objective.

Kyun: Oh do I? Sorry I missed it. I was distracted by the creepy Ink Machine :P

Gemini: I think you can see it if you go to the pause menu.

Kyun: *pauses the game and reads the objective* “Turn on the Ink Machine”. Why? Why do I have to do that? I’ve got a better idea: how about we just leave this place and never come back~

Shin: Kyun-

Kyun: Play the game. I know. Dude come on, I’m already a little creeped out by the game /o Let me take my time.

Kyun leaves the room where the Ink Machine is and notices something on the right.

Kyun: *looks down a newly opened up corridor* That corridor wasn’t open before.

Ken: You sure?

Kyun: I’m positive. That way was blocked until we brought up that machine. *moves Henry forwards through the corridor, but stops after a board falls from the ceiling* That’s a health and safety hazard right there.

Ken: Well it is an old studio. Probably after a while without being taken care of, it’ll just-

Kyun: Fall to pieces?

Ken: You literally took the words right out of my mouth.

Kyun: *smirks* I’m that good. *finds a room with pedestals* Well this-

Henry (in game): Alright! How do I get this to work?

There is a new objective: “Fix the Ink Machine.”

Kyun: *a little annoyed* As I was saying, this is the right place. What do I need to do?

Mumrik: I think you need to collect those objects. The ones in the pictures.

Kyun: Well if you’re right, good job there are pictures of these things.

Shin: Yeah, otherwise you’d be wasting the chapter just trying to find them.

Kyun: You can say that again. Anyway, I need a book, a wrench, a cog, a plushie (I think that’s what it looks like anyway), an inkwell and something to do with music. *turning to the other Snufkins* Did you guys see anything like these?

Mumrik: I think I saw a cog.

Kyun: Where?

Mumrik: Back where the Ink Machine was.

Kyun: Don’t joke with me, Mumrik.

Shin: He’s not. I’m pretty sure I saw it too.

Kyun: *groans* Alriiight. *moves the character out of the room*

As Henry leaves the room, a Bendy cutout is standing in front of him.

Snufkins: *exclaim*

Henry (in game): Who put this here?

Kyun: *puts hand over heart* Geez. That scared me. I told you these cutouts were creepy for a reason. Wait a second! *glares at Gemini and Ju* This is why you were laughing earlier! You two knew I had to go around this place to find these things, didn’t you?

Gemini: Well, I did. I don’t know if Ju did or not.

Ju: Well, you would’ve had to anyway, Kyun. You know, to progress through the game)0)

Kyun: >:o When I get my hands on you two psychos-

Shin: Kyun, just leave it.

Kyun: Fine -__-

Next: Here

Previous: Here

#snufkin #kyun #shin #mumrik #ken #ju #me #bendy and the ink machine #collab #chapter 1

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owenteaguer · 6 years

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Hi sorry to bother you!! xx are you still doing requests?? If so can you do one about a girl (any age) who is getting picked on by Henry and Patrick comes in and saves her? Maybe a smut scene at the end?? :3 Plz & thx u!! xxxx

……….you

- you were chillin on the playground, sitting on a swing

- you weren’t actively trying to swing your highest, in fact you were kinda dragging your feet

- you were lost in thought when henry bowers comes up and shoves you, nearly knocking you off the swing

- “you gotta try harder if you want to actually swing high, idiot”

- you looked at henry, who didn’t notice you were just sitting, rather than swinging

- “you just gonna stare at me all day? why don’t you take a picture?”

- “go away henry, nobody likes you” you replied quietly

- “oooh! she got you!” a tall boy said, Patrick was his name

- henry glared at Patrick, shoving into his shoulder as he walked away “enjoy your stupid girlfriend”

- you thought he probably reacted this way because he liked Patrick

- “you okay? need a push?”

- you smiled at Pat, “sure”

- you two were swinging the day away, laughing and joking, until your fourth grade teacher called you in for class

#this is a joke thank you hayley

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hollywillows · 5 years

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Livestream - Wyatt Oleff

// made for an old friend i guess //

"Heyyyyy, people!" You say, rubbing your tired eyes. Wyatt smiles at the comments and then goes back to 'being boring'.

For Wyatt, this means he's sitting there playing x-box with you. He talks about being "born in fighting games", and you start cracking up because you remembered him doing that with Jaeden. But, suddenly, the weirdest thing happened. You won.

Wyatt's has dropped and you just began laughing again, proud of yourself. Wyatt makes a pout face at you, and it's the cutest thing you've ever seen. You smile innocently before ruffling his hair. "MY NOODLES!" He screams as he seats your hand away and you fall off the bed laughing this time. He raises a brow at you and begins laughing as well. He comes over and helps you up, but you pull him down with you and then get up yourself.

"Ha." You say, sticking your tongue out at him and then sitting at the desk. "Hey, guys, so, I'm Wyatt now."

User1: oh look it's a qweeeeeen

User2: omg yes she's my queen

User3: did she just leave Wyatt to die 😂

User4: where is the ultimate noodle? 😱

User5: she's so pretty oml is she even wearing makeup or is she just naturally this pretty and I'm naturally a sewer rat

User6: I love herrr 😍

You smile as you read the comments. You see one that talks about Wyatt being left to die and laugh. "Yes, he's just over there on the floor and he's too tired to get up."

User7: I dare u to go kiss him plzzz 😍

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You begin to laugh. "No, (insert name), I'm not losin my virginity!!! Goodbye now." You shake your head and end the stream.

Wyatt smiles at you and hugs you, kissing your forehead softly. You smile into his shoulder. You end up going to bed curled up and cuddling.

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Mao's barbaric attack on Lukwago; a dim cow licking a sharp pang

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Mao's barbaric attack on Lukwago; a dim cow licking a sharp pang

By: Dan Malcom Matsiko

DP has two factions, the NRM-DP led by Mao and the people’s DP led by Nambooze and Erias Lukwago I used to admire DP when Mzee Dr. Kawanga Paul Ssemwogerere was its leader and during the tenure of Late Ssebaana Kizito.

Mao knows very well that in any fair race, he can’t beat Lukwago—not even within his NRM-DP faction. Every sane mind knows that in the Central region, its only the Kabaka who can dare Lukwago the man at the helm of city politics by defiance—not even Museveni or Besigye can dare him

If Dr. Kizza Besigye had not formed Reform Agenda in 1999-2001, myself as a young student , I would have ended up a UYD member and by extension a DP member. I have never loved NRM, not even UPC. Yet my district was the second home of Milton Obote after Lira, Bushenyi was home to UPC regimes of Obote 1 and 2.

I joined Reform agenda and later FDC because I was convinced it championed the aspirations of the common man in Uganda both rural and urban Ugandan.

After the controversial rise of Mao to the party presidency, I saw a party destined for state power. Mao used to be a young man that relied on persuasive methods to bring people into his camp.

Erias Lukwago was also a serious law maker but considered too young to lead the oldest Catholic founded party in Uganda. Lukwago grew from being a city barrister to prominent lawmaker and eventually the mayor of Kampala city replacing DP stalwarts Ssebaana and Ssebagala in city politics.

Mao, meantime won the hearts and minds of Gulu residents to represent them in parliament and later became the regional governor of Gulu main city. He became the well known chairman of Acholi ‘s main city till he gave up the seat to take shot at the big office the president of Uganda in 2011.The rest is history.

Lukwago has been consistent in embracing the idea of a common front to remove the main political opponent NRM and its leadership. Mao on the other hand is a proud man and thinks his useless poetic skills are enough to remove a dictatorship in this country.

Mao is on record rubbishing the would be allies for DP and the broad opposition against Museveni’s NRA commandos.

Norbert isolated himself from many young politicians because he thinks the seat he occupies is enough for him to drive the DP agenda or the national agenda for all oppressed citizens. He disregards his contemporaries in other political formations and the worst has set in now. Mao of recent has adopted a militaristic approach in politics against his opponents in DP and the broad opposition in Uganda.

Opposition Party president in UPDF attire in Gulu district after addressing press

I was surprised to see Mao recently dressed in military uniform and posing for pictures with Museveni commandos in Gulu.

The fight that ensued at the burial of Ssebaana was a huge miscalculation by Mao’s led faction. Mao, he had no point attacking a powerful politicians using his NRM paid boys pausing as DP youth.

Mao knows very well in any fair race, he can’t beat Lukwago—not even in his executive at DP headquarters. Museveni himself is aware that once Erias Lukwago picks nomination forms for president under normal electoral conditions it ends his NRA bullish regime.

Every sane mind knows that in the Central region, its only the Kabaka of Buganda that can dare challenge Erias Lukwago the man at the helm of the city politics by defiance—not even Museveni or Besigye can dare challenge him

Mao should know if Lukwago supporters were not civilised he would by now have paid for what happened in Luweero. He knows even in the place he lives while in Kampala city he can be punished nicely by Lukwago supporters and he migrates for good to Gulu with his pistol. Maybe he wants Museveni to send him Special forces to guard him even on his hourly toilet routines

I am really taken aback by backward politics of my former icon Norbert Mao! How do you begin a fight with a man like Lukwago?

Ask Ssematimba Peter , however far he run he is still in a political mess because of one man Lukwago. Ask brother Samuel Mabike of SDP, he is underground because of one man Lukwago, Ask your fellow NRM Ragae D, the award winning artist, even his music went because of Lukwago in Kampala. Go ahead and ask Ssebagala he attempted a come back and Lukwago humbled him . Also ask your very own Isa Kikungwe of Mao’s good for bad DP sect! And many other victims of the man from Wakaliga in Kampala!

Then you who can’t defeat him in any fairly organized race—not even within your Good DP executive and dare him.

Museveni said “A stupid cow licks the pang going to slaughter it”

The writer is a contestant for FDC party presidency

REACTIONS FROM READERS

Sussie Higenyi So when he made an arrogant statement that no one should arrive after the party president has already sat whom was he referring to? He lost the little credence I had left for him there and then. He is too too arrogant and militaristic to lead Ug let alone a political party

Kibirige Robert Mao is acast to our party

Godwin Gonzag I became a member of reform agenda now FDC during the time of Betty Kamya Rubaramira etc and I has great respect for Mao, its unfortunately that he’s changed and became a prostitute as Museveni mentioned it at Ssebana’s burial. One Uganda One People.

Kibuuka Mugagga Mubiru its 2 bad that DP is full of dectors like mao

Edotu Michael we shall see come that day, iam also adare hard of FDC

Barshiluh Arthadeh Arineitwe And Also M7

Mawejje Fred Obote part 2.

Harriet Katale Mao is garbage

Kakande Kabuye You have told them but bcoz there are being used for emere yarero but one day tomorrow things are gonna change

Kakungulu Kenneth that is a result of cheque book politics thanks to m7

Waitishur Jacobinz Plz Pple, wat we shld knw z! KIIZA,MAO n MUNTU who are de key leadas of da opposition i e- FDC n DP dey are jst playng on our minds with NRM we ugandans uzng politics Bcoz all diz pple were behind de battle wq brght NRM 2 power so politically dey cant allow pple lyke LUKWAGO n NANDALA 2 stand as key leadas of da opposition 4 dem dey are serious.

Billington Ssekirembeka am team lukwago .truth and justice forum tj

يوسف على يوسف I and my team shall step in to up the game when the right time comes.

Habs Kasm Yo Lukwago is also going to be defeated by Bobi next time unless he runs for presidency

Waitishur Jacobinz Pple! Da truth z bitta bt we ve 2 swallow. Are u aware dat evry mistreat of KIIZA by govt security z being paid? so j conclude by sayng KIIZA z lyke ODINGA wll neva be presidents instead dey are jst playng on our minds where by evry term dey are de only common figures of da opposition. J WISH BOBI COME IN 2021 WE SHALL SHOW DEM AT ZERO COST.

Alex Oneka Its just a matter of time, all these guns for hire will put in their rightful places.

Henry Lubowa Comrade Matsiko, thanks you for your observations. They have good ground, but others need to be rethought, especially now that you want to be FDC leader. I’m not a member of DP, but I know quite a few things. In DP, Mao is the incontestably most power …See More

Benjo Kirunda Ok being an fdc use this chance & pershade lukwago to actively join & seek fdc presidency if at all u say is sooo powerful, y is he still call himself a dp when he thinks is mistreated by Mao, that is I’ll thinking.

Okello Omara Lukwago left DP longtime ago, secondly he believes that DP is for Baganda Only.

Kiggundu Yese Anybody who undermines lukwago does notknow where uganda is going, we need aman like him to come and change things in our country. Isuppot him.

Sanday Sulaiman Divide & rule system z behind all these

Aisha Nanyonjo Mao knows jokes just his useless

Sulaiman Buwembo Undermine Lukwago at your own peril but I know u know the truth mwekaza bwekaza.

Dickson Musisi Mao should first see his doctor may be he needs checkup!!!

Dickson Musisi At first I looked at Mao as leader with all the qualities but wapi!!!! The guy is so

Ahimbisa Osberts Bucura That boy Mao is very cheap from President to mp it’s when I lost interest in him

Ahimbisa Osberts Bucura He will end up contesting as the chairperson LC III in his home area sub county

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