FMK Buck, Eddie, and Maddie 👀
Oh girl this is mean 😩 fuck buck. I would turn his prostate into silly putty. Marry Maddie obviously bc once she’s my wife I can motorboat her every day. And then maybe Eddie and Helena can get a 2 for 1 deal on cemetery plots 🩷
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Do you think Josh went to Stef's big birthday bash? I didn't see him in any photos... maybe it was too fancy for him to get invited??
damn, i guess josh didn't care 😭 LMFAO
tbh tho.. i would not either.. if i saw this.. my number one conspirer. Yep, going right back through that door once i see that. Clearly, im intruding on family activities, ill be in the car waiting for u like a dog LOL
hes including himself in this
i love how trev looks so done with him, his brother's eldest sister queen syndrome 😭. Does that cake have fondant on it ??
of COURSE he wants that giant dumpster of a car, of COURSE. Let's calm down, veruca salt
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ashamed of the hold this image has on me
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random ramblings so i can delete some of my ooc posts in my drafts
in my heart u add akira on messaging apps & get a cat sticker saying good morning everyday
akira & their item collection of varyingly obvious cat-related items. guy whos way too weak to anything cute but also not likely to buy stuff thats like...overly in-your-face about it either?! u know when merch is more subtle....(says this knowing i say akira gets cat-themed decorations and plushies and pillows. easiest guy on earth to give gifts to. its more their day-to-day items that are more subtle.
feels like its been a while since i said this but, big romantic. i need to make a list of times akira has said some ridiculous stuff about romance unprompted (its like a secret rendesvouz, WHYA RE U SAYINGG THAAAATTTTTT
also been thinking about akira forgetting the wizards can do magic for tiny things ("oh no let me get a bandaid"/"wont you be cold like that?"/"its kind of dark here"). because i think its funny. like their constant dilemma over snow&white's ages (very aware they are Old As Hell but also 'yeah theyre 9-no...wait...'), but also how they forget the others are centuries old too......post-mhyk akira going oh ure only 150yo? (not fazed anymore) <-this is a joke, theyd still react but they would also think 'not as old as the twins & figaro........'
patpat
anyway akira referring to mithras space-door as his arthim thing is one of my big enjoyments, so i like to imagine they start doing that with the others spells too..........
ok thats all the repetition i have for now
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a thing i have JUST realized, isn't the human brain amazing lol -- is that we talk about izzy's thoughts and feelings on ed, on blackbeard, about how he serves one but not the other, etc, etc, and how it means he never loved or even respected the True Man Underneath It All but rather the bloodthirsty legend of a pirate--
e x c e p t izzy is not the first person who makes the distinction between edward and blackbeard. it's ed himself, when he says "actually, i want to be called edward from now on".
before, when he was with stede, it didn't bother him at all that the crew called him blackbeard. that was his name! he was blackbeard, what else would they call him. only stede and izzy got to "ed" or "edward" him, because they were closer -- stede was his first close friend, izzy was his friend and first mate for decades. (note that fang was with ed the longest, but he doesn't call him by his name! you gotta deserve it.)
izzy doesn't do anything inappropriate or out of proportion when he snaps at the crew to call him blackbeard or captain -- that's who ed is, is supposed to be, to them. they're not friends! they even call stede captain, and have you seen that guy?
it's ed that makes the connection between his current state: draped in fuchsia robes, singing sad songs about how sad he is, showing his vulnerable and emotional state in front of people who are supposed to respect and trust his authority. and by that he splendidly loses that authority, to the point that wee john calls him ed, and when izzy snaps at him for disrespecting his captain, ed goes no, actually, yknow what, do call me edward! and then he goes on to encourage the crew to sing as well and hey, actually, why are we being pirates! we should do a talent show!
the distinction is clear here. before all that, in izzy's eyes, his boss was blackbeard, captain, ed/edward -- different names for different occasions, but one and the same guy. but now? this guy singing songs in a pink bathrobe doesn't want to be called blackbeard, he's edward! ed time now! we're going to eat marmalade and express our feelings in front of everyone! and hold talent shows! Ya Hoo !
yeah, it's no wonder izzy doesn't want that. he wants his competent captain back, and this current dude, edward? he's not him. so, uh,
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unfortunately i love a good charlotte tilbury product
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