#it’s the day

[snuffgurll]

the ides of march

who wins.

[dreamofyouandi]

it’s the last time you will.

[chuchukrby]

waddle dee wednesday

[inamindfarfaraway]

Underneath these stairs

[oh-look-car-horns]

IM NOT READYYYYYY

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[mandycantdecide]

[antlerlad]

happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[icarus-showmethemoon]

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week